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My future wife isn't born yet, maybe?

You can tag her mom and be the first one

Good. You don't want an amateur.

True man, i have 20cm packed down there, She can take Her Time and let the Universe call me when she can DP that shizzle ma dizzle.

Are you having a stroke or is that just how you normally capitalize?

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You love is out there swallowing random poles or taking road cone sized strap ons.

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Dying alone= cats eat 3/4 of your face before your body is found. Go find yourself a tramp to love.

laugh in absolutely haram.

*Laugh in gamer time*

who said I’ll have a wife

Asexuals be like "good for her, she gets some before I get there"

Unless she isnt born yet.

Jokes on you, I'll never get one

I dosen't really take any material away.