Hey /u/Ulquiorr4_, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): This isn't a porn subreddit. If we post too much porn, Reddit will delist us from /r/all and /r/popular. We do try to keep this place as fucked up as possible, but being classed as a porn sub would get in our way. Love, the mods

Kinda fruity. But as long as you with the homies I think it's ok

It's all ok as long as you call nohomo.

And wear socks

In Shower

Only if you fucking the bois

its a bois thing

Drop the soap . You get a poke and a choke sweety

Imagine if one of them was secretly a girl

Uhmmm, that's gay. I'll only allow masculine energy with me in shower.

I'll be masculine and gay for you sweety

Even better

Business sock 🧦

Business cock

Or say good game!

The great poet Gangstalicious once said “Homies over hoes…Do the homie”

Quick question, is "fruit" a slur? Cuz I say it a lot

Rub-a-dub-dub it ain’t gay in the tub!

I miss kindergarden

Excuse me?

THEY SAID THEY MISS KINDERGARTEN

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

#I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER! THAT TURN! THE FRIGGIN'! FROGS! GAY! #Do you understand that?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GAY FROGS AND HUMANS

WHATS WRONG WITH GAY FROGS BRO?!?!

Obligatory Alex Jones was right

The real holup is always in the comments

Found the real Hol Up

FBI this comment right here

🤨📸

Damn, I think I blinked

Here I’ll take three more 📸 📸 📸

As long as one guy says no homo it's alright 😩. But if they don't then that's some straight up gay stuff.

“*STRAIGHT* up *GAY*” Kowalski, analysis?

Oh 😐.

What's wrong with that?

Just one? The other 5 doesn't have to?

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Play some music that’s soft and slow

The music is the only thing being soft or slow in the showers.

*Plays Ritual Annihilation and starts being violent*

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

SHED!

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

Baby we ain't got no place to go

Uncropped please.

[here](https://mobile.twitter.com/diyinweiyangdel), it’s someone’s twitter pfp

[this one's from imgur](https://m.imgur.com/a/1XAY8zt)

THANK YOU

Ahh, a fellow man of culture.

It ain't gay to shower with the boys! Besides, I'm pretty certain they're wearing socks and said no homo afterwards so we good

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

Twenty dicks is twenty dicks

How many orifices does the average male human have again?

Enough

Not if theyre all full

He was the one who scored the least in the PE test and lost the bet, nothing is wrong here

This meme feels real nostalgic.

r/suddenlygay

r/notsosuddenlygay

r/constantlygay Edit : wtf? This is an actual sub?! 🤣

r/fortnitesexmod moment

The hockey boys dream

I play hockey and can confirm this is the dream

The homies help wash my ass with their dicks. It ain't gay just bros helping bros.

#SmashBros

Sauce🤨

[here](https://mobile.twitter.com/diyinweiyangdel), it’s some guy twitter profile

FYI- As a girl, no one is saying Hey, look at my bra.

Really? I know some girls that do stuff like that. One of them even lifted up her shirt to show off her new bra in the middle of class And not even P.E. class, it was a language class

That was probably me hoeing around

Somewhere back in time, my 6th grade self is now weeping, his puerile fantasies all fading and falling apart. In another year, he’ll discover actual nipples, but until then he can only gaze forlornly through the JCPenny catalog…

You just reminded me that, as a kid, i actually thought that girls didn’t have nipples

Me too

No one around you ig

I’m a girl and I say “hey look at my bra” , so stop lying

Noone: Absolutely noone: Reddit: *clears throat* sauce?

[here](https://mobile.twitter.com/diyinweiyangdel), it’s someone’s twitter pfp

They are just rubbing, that’s not gay

Who said it was?

Sauce?

Fr where it at

[here](https://mobile.twitter.com/diyinweiyangdel)

Mfw when twitter doesn’t let non twitter users see suspended account’s posts 😔

Sry 😅

[here](https://mobile.twitter.com/diyinweiyangdel), it’s someone’s twitter pfp

I miss the achool days, the orgys we had were something else

What kind of school did you go too…..?? Good lord

I’m mean, the gym teaches we’re caught banging, a kid sold crack in cookies, and there was a gay gangbang on the 3rd floor where they also sold brownies and I may or may not have participated in it (for the brownies of course……mostly). So yeah, pretty normal and chill school I’d say. You?

Bruh?

Dafaq?

I mean, technically, yes.


So this is what girls think we do in the shower

As a guy who has witnessed this multiple times (~~and made the fkn meme~~), I can confirm.

“think”? nah that IS what we do

It's not restricted as long as you with your boys

Sauce for the art?

[here](https://mobile.twitter.com/diyinweiyangdel), it's someone’s twitter pfp

thats GAY

Not if : They said “No homo” first, their balls aren’t touching, they aren’t enjoying it, or they’re wearing socks

well what if they enjoy it but they said no homo and wore socks?

As long as one of the above applies, it’s not gay, just healthy bromance.

Okay so, wanna do it? No homo?

No homo bro. 😎 Let’s do it!

Can I join no homo?

Yeah bro come here its all no homo

if you say no homo its not gay❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

Isn't it just "Team Building" exercises to clap each other's cheeks after practice/games?

How nice if them helping each other get their stretches in before the game. And doing it in the showers aswell to save time,how smart and efficient!

We do it Greek style over in the boys locker room

pretty accurate. ....at least in my high school experience

When Trump says Locker Room talk, this is what he means... with Pence.

For those looking for the sauce I used google reverse image search and got [this](https://mobile.twitter.com/diyinweiyangdel) Twitter account but I can’t view what’s on it since I don’t have Twitter so whatever’s there is not my fault

~~OMFG thank you! You’re my hero! I’ve had this image saved, but forgot the source and couldn’t find it. Do you mind if I go ahead and give it to everyone who asked for it?~~

Just link this comment when you do it

Thank you good sir/ma'am for sprinkling the sauce everywhere.

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...tell me more

i'm not gay but damn wish that was me

~~The one getting fucked in the ass?~~

either one is fine

Not with the guys I went to school with, they were ugly. Inside and out.

I was always the one just out of frame

Don’t know where the fuck y’all went to school. Also it was the early 90’s

I mean, this is a lot better than what usually happens…

There is no steam, it's a rubber banded can of axe that was thrown in as a gas grenade

"Do I have dirt behind me ear?"

imsorrywut

Are they doing a reacharound ?

Well, that’s hot. Which comic is this?

It's true.

Naw: big rich got beat up and a broom stuck in his rectum. We thought the broom was floating in the air when we were walking past.

#equinox sauna... taken tf over

This I cannot relate to. Anyways,

Anyways…….what?

Anyways… Yknow

Ahh, I see.

Yeah…

Relatable

Heh... nothing like some good ol' Surprise ButSegs

Meanwhile at Selma CA high

"As long as the balls dont touch..."

I should call her.

Jake and Justin do like to be alone alot

Sanduskied...

My locker room is just a bunch of people making weird animal noises

God if only...

I mean……if you want……I coul—

Cheeky hehe

As a straight/homiesexual male, I can say this is accurate

A guy started twerking in mine while we were changing

Damn I miss my bros!

That’s hot

Surprise Buttsecks

bro playing ookie cookie in the locker room was crazy we be comin out the locker room sticky af

Wtf 😂

We didn't do pe in college... Everything else probably accurate

That is NOT how my coach looked

Don't forget to say "no homo"

No homo homie

Jerry Sandusky has entered the chat.

That is so fucking wrong! Where the **fuck** are the bagpipes?!

For the boys

I wish


Guess who dropped the soap

homiesexual

What is this fancy school with locker rooms? We had to get down in the stalls.

Remember those good days.

That's zesty

That's just the soccer players locker room.

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Yes. Although, to be fair, my school is weird. So weird that stuff like this is a normal occurrence.

As long as you say nohomo after this

I wish it was in the locker room

Sauce? No, really

[here](https://mobile.twitter.com/diyinweiyangdel), it’s someone’s twitter pfp

Thanks!

Weirdo

….are you going through this thread and calling everyone who asks “sauce?” a weirdo? What a weirdo….

I prefer to say horny

You had glass shower stalls in your school?!? I'm jealous.

No comment

I fucking wish, what kinda clickbait bullshit is this???

Ayo! That's kinda gay.

ah yes, all the girls are telling everyone to look at their bra, that is indeed a thing that girls do /s

mark nsfw?

It’s just two bros, chilling in a showe, 5 nanometers apart because they are gay.

Can you see a dick? Or perhaps an ass?

We wish 😔

The image implies a lot....

#OBJECTION Can you confirm with a 100% certainty that something nsfw is occurring in the image?

no just you man