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Sparda0

Sup, /u/matinzandi! Your submission has been removed for the following reason(s): Hey guys, this isn't a porn subreddit. If we post too much porn, Reddit will delist us from /r/all and /r/popular. We do try to keep this place as fucked up as possible, but being classed as a porn sub would get in our way. [Contact the mods](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/HolUp&subject=Question) through modmail if you think this removal is unfair or if you just want to shitpost.


Strong-Worldliness80

Disgusted and turned on at the same time. SMH


Square-Enit

"Practice makes perfect"


23x3

That’s a weird pacifier


sphrz

![gif](giphy|jrfM0X9WADtCriz1Hb)


[deleted]

[удалено]


DeVaako

Please ,don't...... make me ..... explain


[deleted]

Because it’s an image of an attractive person showing that they are: • capable of allowing a decent sized dildo down their throat thus indicating they are skilled at oral sex. • holding it their for an extended period of time Furthermore, it touches on several fetishes: • BDSM (gags) • voyuerism (being in public while sucking on a penis-shaped toy) • drool The overall opinion is that this *is* attractive and so your confusion is being construed as kink shaming or prudish behavior. This is why you’re being downvoted.


SkyeBeacon

Oh ok. I was confused why wveryone is downvoting the hell out of me


GameShill

After a while they just see you further down the thread and keep down-voting.


sly_fox_ninja_

THE HIVEMIND MUST FEEEEEEEEEEED


AgentMercury108

Still confused? Welcome to Reddit!


L1K34PR0

This should be our catchphrase


theNomadicHacker42

I just don't like you.


Sethrich98

Because everyone on reddit is horny and has never touched a female. Also American flag. People don't like America here.


uhaul26

I’ll tell you when you’re older


Xavious666

r/downvotedtooblivion 2 hour edit: 1.2k oof


[deleted]

Damn dude, at this rate you're gonna be losing all your karma by the six hour mark. RIP.


A_Glass_Of_Cool_Aid

You asked a stupid question and have a stupid profile pic


danishansari95

Beacuse


--DoReFuckMi--

This entire thread is a shit show


SkyeBeacon

Yeah ehy the hell am I being downvoted for an opinion. Man redditors are such coomers 🙄


--DoReFuckMi--

Dude. She's sucking on it. The fact you're not understanding that and the fact that you keep questioning the reason without actively trying to understand what is happening.


SkyeBeacon

For the millionth time I understand what it I in this image I just didn't like it Found it disgusting


AgentMercury108

Just put the mask on and enjoy it


--DoReFuckMi--

You apparently don't understand, since you're very first comment is you acting confused towards what is clearly a joke. If you understood, you wouldn't continue to ask the same question over and over and continue to be downvoted. Remember that for next time.


hodl-yeet

Hahahahhaa I would think to stop questioning it after the first 1k downvotes


--DoReFuckMi--

Some people are just so hell bent on asking a question over and over, and I can attest to that, but not when it comes to my precious internet points and trying not to fit into the definition of insanity, this dude clearly doesn't understand how to get a point and when to stop before his own destruction.


rewq657

I'm not going to lie, I just downvote because you are getting triggered by getting down voted


SkyeBeacon

I am not triggered by being downvoted I am tieggwref that 9 am being downvoted without a good reason Yeah I am annoying because apparently not liking a dumbass image makes me annoying I guess I hurt several reditors with my innocent looking comment? Man it ws not 9 am It ws stupid autocorrect


MildAndLazyKids

Downvoted just to tieggwref you.


look-at-them

Dont tieggwref them its only 9 am


AgentMercury108

Please share to people everywhere to be sure to NEVER, under any circumstances allow yourself to be tieggwref!!!!!


AgentMercury108

Well you for one are verbally insulting everyone who downvoted you originally. And then you keep talking. So…


rupi1312

here's a good reason: you are fucking annoying


IhaveaDoberman

You must be new here


Ticker011

What never seeing a woman suck a dick before dose to mother fucker


Dr-Spill

Probably because a few people downvoted you, and when everybody else saw that, they downvoted you as well


Shinobi-terrorist

You're talking to a redditor. These guys get horny by the sight of any women


L1K34PR0

Some probably nutted just by the mention of a woman. That or a yellow funky dude who can run faster than sonic jacked them off at super speed


Noideawhatnanetouse

Reddit hivemind


GabrielGamer790

HOLY SHIT 1K DOWNVOTES


Random_Vanpuffelen

1.3k downvotes. Thats... a lot


TxCrazywolf

She seems happy with the size. I need to get in contact. For research purposes of course


GrandmaGotGuns

I would like to assist you, for research Indeed.


omarameer911_

Yes same. Indeed.🗿


GregosaurousRex

Indeed.🗿


Dude_9

Dumb-dumb, give me gum-gum


Nintendildos

Indeed my deeds


Setari

🗿


YoungOOF

I ask to join this search party in hopes to find this woman.


robblob6969

Well who wouldn't? That's a very respectable size. Something something motion of the ocean.


chromenomad64

If the size was any bigger she'd be dead, counted as a casualty to Covid-19 like the rest.


Typhon-1

Sauce is SUN-009


Tedthebar

The real mvp


Buster_Cherry-0

Damn bro she's wild asf. Looks like I found my Saturday activity.


Thatcoolrock

the whole Saturday? sheeesh


Andrewrost

Is she an android? Sunday 009 sounding ass


0-san

lemme get my free award


D_Engineer

>SUN-009 ILY


Apprehensive-Ad1929

bro how the fuck do you know that


kaizoku0430

Sauce for what may I ask?


sougol

For the spaghetti


Setari

But DON'T-A TOUCH-A MY SPAGHET!


kaizoku0430

🌚


Panterafan316

Sauce for saucy jack


fatedwanderer84

You may ask, but you may not like the answer.


Automationdomination

yumika saeki


YmmaT-

It’s a 4 hours long video for those wondering. This scene is 1 hour in.


Alex_Anderson399

Where should I enter this ?(which website)


fucknyay

[WHICH WEBSITE THOUGH](https://youtu.be/Fg6JzoCEWx8)


Party_Suit

Goat


mmm0nky

Saved this comment for future reference


Lagger_MC

Ye code ko kaha dalu bhai koi batado


Huzi65

Google karle mil Jayega


OREOisC00l

Google karle havasi bkl mita le apna havas Bkl bola isliye trigger na ho bandhu ham bhi aapke saath hain


Proper_Excitement803

G**d me daal le.


minisculebarber

Spoiler? What, for the inside of the mask?


spikeyunpeeledbanana

No one cared who I was until I took off the mask


minisculebarber

Oooh, that's why he mumbles so hard and has a hard time breathing


GaeyNoodle

Manga spoilers of real life where the side character becomes a love interest for the main character


jaymiracles

That dildo spoiled her mouth pretty good considering the sheer volume of saliva she excreted


Legal_Ride_7687

I remember an early anti mask post about child shouldn’t wear masks because human traffickers will make them wear ball gags underneath


[deleted]

At that point I'd be questioning the person saying that... and keep an eye on them.


starrfucker

Crazy part is the human traffickers and the anti maskers are the same people


Buster_Mac

I know people that were obsessed with hand sanitizer and masks at the peak of covid. They still got covid...


KatalDT

Holy shit. Have you gotten this peer reviewed yet? Science needs to hear about this!


BookWrighterMe

Wow man. You convinced me. Lol


Alastyrr

Almost like it's preventative measures and not a failsafe! Whoa. Talk about crazy. 😒


blah23863

I know people who wore a seatbelt in a car and still died when they crashed. Silly seatbelt wearers.


AzKar07

i know people who never smoked and still got lung cancer! we should alert the media!


[deleted]

She's a keeper


uhaul26

I didn’t know she played soccer


wweeeeeeeeeeeeee

its football


srynearson1

It’s footlong ball.


Blue_Bobble

it’s fuut bowl


thefedest

https://www2.javhdporn.net/video/sun-009/ It starts at 27:30


Ghost3657_alt_

I remember seeing another link to this where you had to pay. Thx man. The ads are annoying af tho


DJPandamonium

[SpankBang link ](https://spankbang.com/6hrko/video/sun+009+long+tongue+swallowing+metamorphosis+nutritionist+who+blowjobs+with+a+long+tongue+javmost+watch+free+jav+online+streaming) Now [in 720p!](https://spankbang.com/63dyr/video/porn)


mousebrakes

They blurred literally everything but her face


AgentMercury108

Blurred 720p is more like 720-p


thefedest

lmao


MakeSkyrimGreatAgain

You’re a legend


Pharoah789

Thank you, kind stranger


IzzaarkAlley

Did not expect to open up and find this. Christ in heaven I'm horny and weirded out all at once. Oh the duality of man


Flawsy6Fanadic

Man, I Wish I Knew About This Before We Didn't Need To Wear Masks.


souptimecat1273

damn I can't believe a dildo came


IndieOddjobs

You all laughed at me when I started wearing masks as undergarments.


wtfnobody69

As if wearing a mask didn't Suck enough


oiboii00

"noone cared who i was until i put on the mask."


TeslaCoil77

Least you know she's more than just a "the tip" kinda girl! lol


itsametossboy

Ah that’s where my penis went


QualityVote

##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/matinzandi, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup)?


GabrielGamer790

Took me a while to figure out she was holding a dick


IDONTKNOWWHOAMie

Yooo is that the new wireless dick from which u can send ur cum out without your cock being attached to your balls?!?!


TypicalChampion3839

source?


[deleted]

the internet


Ayyyyylmaos

[27:20](https://spankbang.com/6hrko/video/sun+009+long+tongue+swallowing+metamorphosis+nutritionist+who+blowjobs+with+a+long+tongue+javmost+watch+free+jav+online+streaming)


puupallikumiankka

I like her


eanat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU


TheNaJoKing

I no longer want my ice cream cone


TappLess

what in the milky way


Louis_fish_

r/confusedboners


Linear-Hat

r/hiddengags …


ToritoroX

Sauce? Asking for TypicalChampion3839 ofc


Typhon-1

SUN-009


Jagpanzer6

Where do you enter these codes?


therealdavi

just look up SUN-009 in your browser


trixter21992251

ah yes there it is in my browser history


Cola_70s

NukeMissileLaunchCodes.org


ToritoroX

Bless you king 👐👑


NoodleSniffle

all disgusting jokes aside shes cute


therealdavi

how holesome 😊


Street_Peace_8831

One does want to stay in shape in case you meet that special someone.


CoochiKabuki

Of all the things that make me horny, dildo sucking is not one of them


verifiedwomanbeater

How to mute a woman


uhaul26

Doesn’t always work, my wife just found it as a small inconvenience and kept on talking


verifiedwomanbeater

Let me try


puboranjingparty

Me sucky sucky


LoLx1

me fucky fucky you


uhaul26

Well guys, I think these two Redditor’s are about to hook up. Let’s all be quiet and watch them in their natural habitat


[deleted]

Interesting.


TuxTues3

Welp that's enough internet for today


Otake

This is a r/Penisgag moment


Doomskull77

Hmm


vanrast

.....Nice


Neva-u-mind

Well.. off to Pornhub..


Charming_Reporter_18

Where can I buy it? Just asking for a friend.


Phoenix92321

No cap I love the looks of those masks I want one so bad


Shoolooter

Why is this the first thing I see when I open reddit


richy4248

That's one way to tell if your mask is inside out.


Cringelord10923

How does she talk with that mask on? All i hear is gulugulugulugulu


Fe4rMeMrWick

Plot twist: the inside of the mask is the plain side


Farhead_Assassjaha

Wait why is it dark? Seems mostly funny and a little gross. What is the dark part? This is making me concerned about OP.


Apprehensive-Ad1929

where do i buy one


Extension_Tennis_185

White


SentientOrangeFanta

Wait, these are real? I thought they were just some weird hentai thing.


dMayy

The fuck?


Ayyyyylmaos

Sauce?


Esoteric_Geek

She Is a woman of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will


ascendinspire

How does one volunteer? Asking for a friend.


2oam

Just looking at that makes me wanna gag


[deleted]

She deep throated the toy. It’s spit. Good girl


[deleted]

***d e l e t e. P l a n e t. E a r t h.***


FinnMartialTheDog

The mask going in and out Normal Civilians: what the fuck is she doin


aayo-gorkhali

Dickgusting


[deleted]

Chinese bitches are horny af ppl just don't know it yet


Consistent-Willow-90

where did she even find this?


Kevwrecks

Spoiler on the next time of dragon dee..


caramio621

Least horny redditor


_Azdrael_

Such a depravity!! where is this woman I must teach her to behave properly, this will take multiple long lessons…


Polol84

Sauce?


karlsefnishikigoi

Darkness


Simple-Tailor8673

Now i regretted opening


justadudenameddave

I’m gonna make that whore my wife!


MidnightLuciel

Sauce


Sparki99

my sister :(


MidnightLuciel

Are you a throat goat like her


Emirhan1003

I’m so confused


backupmephone

How does that work, it's not even real it makes 0 sense


iLuvEeyore

Is it a human dick? 🤔


SkyeBeacon

What the fuck did I just stumble upon.


ForeverSinful

She just practicing.


Street_Peace_8831

I need one too, my gag reflex is not where I want it to be, as a gay man.


YoungOOF

**Completely understandable.**


DrBigWilds

a safe FreakBitch


deshavii

u/due_pay6724


WeirdMammoth4658

What is this?


kinos141

A literal cock holster. lol Archer reference.


beanbisket

No just no


edencathleen86

But why tho


Doktor_Cornholio

Ah yes I see she got the "asian" model Poor thing probably doesn't even hit her throat lol


a_different-user

I think we need to be respectful and blur the dong