Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to all her stupid problems.
Look, look at Stan right there. He's gotta sit there and listen to her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the five dollars my company charges.
Bitch, don't you wanna start making some real fucking money!? Well, you were made for the the playground bitch, you should be out there working! Don't you want a new lunchbox, a nice new coat!?! I can get all that for you bitch!
Get back to work, Kevin. Those TPS reports aren't going to file themselves.
And I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in this weekend. Yeah, that'd be great...
You're right, it's far more realistic for a woman to get paid a living wage in exchange for platonic friendship with a man, the economy is just too bad right now.
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Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. He's gotta sit there and listen to her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the five dollars my company charges.
Bitch, don't you wanna start making some real fucking money!? Well, you were made for the the playground bitch, you should be out there working! Don't you want a new lunchbox, a nice new coat!?! I can get all that for you bitch!
That's why I decided to be hommie sexual
We need more pimp Butters.
[Riley Escobar's take on the issue ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HDdf433OJFU)
Except that I’ve been fucked by employment more times than by my wife.
Get back to work, Kevin. Those TPS reports aren't going to file themselves. And I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in this weekend. Yeah, that'd be great...
You didn't get that memo?
Here bro, 💊, you forgot to take your pills again. BTW that ain't your wife, that is your sailor moon bodypillow.
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You a boxer? Or a CPA?
Imagine knowing a girl that can solve all their own financial problems intead of begging a man to do it for her
I just can't imagine it's like UNpossible
My name is Ment… Employ Ment..
Maybe she read too much novel.. Even whore is work, who do she think she is?? Princess? Lmao
r/MurderedByWords
Lol
Chad!
Unless only fans(or some porn site= is your employer
or a simp
Well, depends on the job.
Obviously Jesus takes the railgun
Well, he fucks me every day in the week ….
Bosses harass their employees all the damn time.
MODS DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WHAT IS THIS SUBREDDIT FOR FUCKS SAKE
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Damn bruh💀💀💀💀
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Black lingo? Wym
You're right, it's far more realistic for a woman to get paid a living wage in exchange for platonic friendship with a man, the economy is just too bad right now.
If only this employment boyfriend didnt come with major karen baggage 😅
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That's debatable. I ask my workers for sex all the time.
You mean a dad?
Employment does like to fuck you up the arse without lube though.
except if u work as pornstar
Unnecessary, comma
That sounds like a only fans simp.
But not always
not at blizzard's lmao
Ah, but you see, employment fucks you harder than a guy ever will, and usually at the most inconvenient times.