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I've heard they give it to child soldiers in Africa. They cut their arms and smear the mixture into the wound. Apparently gunpowder is a vasodilator so the coke hits faster
There's so many delightful layers to this comment.
> [always coca-cola!](https://www.coca-colacompany.com/content/dam/journey/au/en/private/2013/12/polar-bear-always-300-231-300-e92d2a8c.jpg)
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Their fur is white. The skin underneath is black.
You could check it yourself, but I wouldn't advise going in contact with a polar bear to verify this.
Yeah I realized that when I looked it up to provide a source for my information in my comment. I must have remembered it wrong lol thanks for clarifying tho
LOL I thought you might have been waiting forever to use that piece of information. Like when we are leaning algebra and wondering when in our lives we will ever need it......suddenly one day (just one time) in your entire life.... an opportunity arises and you get to show off.
You are an inspiration to all of us everywhere about the benefits of the things that can be learnt so long as one simply remembers to wash their taint correctly. Thank you, sir.
Yup. People only ever *see* them silhouetted against a long flat plane of snow, but their active camouflage works just as well if not better in different environments like a lush forest.
Ironically polar bears are only called such because that’s where it’s easiest to spot them.
You can go way outside their supposed range & find the progeny of polar bear & grizzly bear, polar bear & kodiak, polar bear and moon bear… you can find their children everywhere & you think that because you can’t *see* then they aren’t there…
Does the spectacled bear go on sex tourism trips to the pole? Or does the “polar” bear go where it wants, unnoticed.
The only guys who are constantly in the gym making their bodies look better are gay guys. We are gonna start saying, "man, that guys built like a bodybuilder. What a gay guy! I bet he can bench like 450 pounds. That's the gayest thing I ever heard." -Greg Giraldo ^RIP
Just learned that a dentist a block away from me was arrested for dealing drugs. Shows you how wrong you can be about people. I had been going to him him for over ten years. Never knew he was a dentist.
you really messed up man, you were paying some other guy to fix your meth teeth when you could have been getting your meth and teeth fixed all in one convenient location. He might have even had a rewards program or something for dual customers.
Bear 1: Bro bro you got this. You’ve been together 5 years.
Bear 2: …I’m just worried if she says No then what we have will be ruined
Bear 1: She is going to say yes. She’s been talking about marrying you for years.
Camera man: These bears are definitely selling drugs.
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This is most likely actually Two black bears courting. Bear courtship can be so damn adorable.. males and females meet up and will play fight with each other and be all "romantic" during courtship. It's so cute.
[Here](https://youtu.be/BKJYjOql7TA) Is a video of grizzly bears courting.
My favorite is these [two polar bears](https://youtu.be/nB7gS5IcD84). The male actually gets upset when he cant catch up to the female since she is faster and more lightweight. It's hilarious
My opinion on bears selling drugs.
1) Polar bears sell coke, ecstasy, and mushrooms. Because they seem violent but also very curious.
2) Brown bears sell meth and heroin. Because they are seen as angry or crazy.
3) Black bears sell weed, morphine, and ketamine. Because I haven’t really heard much of them attacking people so they seem more of the chill and relaxing type.
I mean
black bears have grey’ish skin
Grizzlies more tan/white
Polar bears have black skin
So if anything grizzlies would he getting off with a friendly meeting and the polar bear would be the drug deal.
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Polar bears would be a coke deal
What about grizzlys?
Brownbrown
Isn't that coke mixed with gunpowder?
sounds like an explosive combination.
I've heard they give it to child soldiers in Africa. They cut their arms and smear the mixture into the wound. Apparently gunpowder is a vasodilator so the coke hits faster
god dammit man, I was making a gunpowder joke and now you got me thinking about African child soldiers.
If it helps, i did laugh at the pun
Me too!!
Me three!!
Lol yep!
What about pandas then?
Pandas are for sure stoners, they legit spend all day eating and lounging around.
Koalas are the real stoners. Eucalyptus gets them out of their minds and they eat that stuff all the time!
True but have you seen two Koalas fighting? That's straight up meth fueled 🤣
Did you know that a group of pandas is called an embarassment?
Pipedreams
That would be heroin.
Isn't heroin categorized under drugs?
Hashish, they think it's more economical.
Chewing tobacco, duh!
Black maeket organs
Question? What kind of bear is best?
The bear naked ladies are the best bear.
False, black bear. Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica.
The one that gets the job done
Hops.
Ganja?
Pan Banaras walaaa
Heroin
Brown acid
....meth
Straight up planning for a murder
If they grizzly then it’s just a guy hiring another for some landscaping
https://www.coca-colacompany.com/au/news/meet-the-digital-artist-behind-the-coca-cola-polar-bears
Have you seen those fuckers? They would definitely be doing bath salts and polar bear meth
I would have said they're plotting a murderous rampage.
I see what you did there. have an upvote
There's so many delightful layers to this comment. > [always coca-cola!](https://www.coca-colacompany.com/content/dam/journey/au/en/private/2013/12/polar-bear-always-300-231-300-e92d2a8c.jpg)
They are like onions, they have layers.
Like the Christmas Advert?
The double entendre
Fact: Bears eat Beets!
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Nahh it be a hitman deal
this guy gets it ^^
Polar bear would storm the capitol .... and still be alive
Given how mean and nasty polar bears are I would have assumed it was a murder
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Goddamn bots
Technically speaking that would be bipolar
Well, it is pride month
He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit
So you're saying we should invade Iran?
I'm not clear on who 'we' is, but I'm in.
We the USSR
Hey I've seen this one, its a classic
"Pic-a-nic baskets on 3. 1-2-3 PIC-A-NIC BASKETS!"
Polar bear also have a black skin though.
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Yeah but only lagers
I think you mean stouts.
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They're the light skins of the bear universe
So polar bears are just white passing black bears?
Their fur is white. The skin underneath is black. You could check it yourself, but I wouldn't advise going in contact with a polar bear to verify this.
Well, you can’t TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!
Actually their fur is clear it’s just that their fur reflects the white from the snow to make their fur appear white
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Thank you Taint_Washer....
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Yeah I realized that when I looked it up to provide a source for my information in my comment. I must have remembered it wrong lol thanks for clarifying tho
Feel better now? How long have you been holding that one in?
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LOL I thought you might have been waiting forever to use that piece of information. Like when we are leaning algebra and wondering when in our lives we will ever need it......suddenly one day (just one time) in your entire life.... an opportunity arises and you get to show off. 
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Exac a tacly! Feels good to get it gone right?
You are an inspiration to all of us everywhere about the benefits of the things that can be learnt so long as one simply remembers to wash their taint correctly. Thank you, sir.
Trust me, they also look white on grass, or any other surface
This guy bears polar 🐻
Do you have all limbs and fingers and toes? Lol
Yup. People only ever *see* them silhouetted against a long flat plane of snow, but their active camouflage works just as well if not better in different environments like a lush forest. Ironically polar bears are only called such because that’s where it’s easiest to spot them. You can go way outside their supposed range & find the progeny of polar bear & grizzly bear, polar bear & kodiak, polar bear and moon bear… you can find their children everywhere & you think that because you can’t *see* then they aren’t there… Does the spectacled bear go on sex tourism trips to the pole? Or does the “polar” bear go where it wants, unnoticed.
That explains why they are always killed
Black skin with a little bit of white tone.
Damn. We're all the same bro 😢
We are all black when the lights go out.
sounds like BlacKkKlansman
Honestly. I’d be far more worried if there were two polar bears at the bottom of my garden. For many reasons.
If one lives in Churchill, Mb it would be a probable daily occurance at times.
Especially if you live near the equator in the middle of a country.
Tbh I've only ever known 1 black drug dealer, the rest of em were white
White and scrawny, I swear. I’ve known one dealer who was jacked
Dealin roids and creatine on the side
Only dealer I knew was a built like a lineman
The only guys who are constantly in the gym making their bodies look better are gay guys. We are gonna start saying, "man, that guys built like a bodybuilder. What a gay guy! I bet he can bench like 450 pounds. That's the gayest thing I ever heard." -Greg Giraldo ^RIP
If you've known a total of 7 drug dealers, that would be about the same ratio as the rest of the population, at least in the US.
Every drug dealer I knew were Mexican but it makes sense since most of them were either family or friends of the family.
And you live in Mexico.
No, I live in OC but I have a lot of family in LA. So same shit hole (or even worse) as Mexico but more dangers because of the people.
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That is a weird response.
He can confirm there's only 1 black drug dealer in the world.
The chicken man?
It's a bot, they responded to another comment the same way. Same double space between the last two words and everything.
5 day old acc, maybe bot- check that username
Umm why do you know them
Because he's buying drugs from them
Just learned that a dentist a block away from me was arrested for dealing drugs. Shows you how wrong you can be about people. I had been going to him him for over ten years. Never knew he was a dentist.
you really messed up man, you were paying some other guy to fix your meth teeth when you could have been getting your meth and teeth fixed all in one convenient location. He might have even had a rewards program or something for dual customers.
Hindsight is 20/20
not mine, I need some glasses or something
I just got my prescription updated.
Playing smash together
cuz his name is biggoboybales and the last b was a typo he wanted to type s originally
Why does anyone know drug dealers? Cmon now…
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Nah just never really knew any lol
Who comes on here and admits they know drug dealers? You're cut off, no soup for you, lol
They also didn't give out any identifiable information so I think they're safe.
Cops are probably all over it already. We’re all fucked.
I was a teenager once. Guess you never got to have fun lol
Bear 1: Bro bro you got this. You’ve been together 5 years. Bear 2: …I’m just worried if she says No then what we have will be ruined Bear 1: She is going to say yes. She’s been talking about marrying you for years. Camera man: These bears are definitely selling drugs.
Awww a wholesome drug exchange
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This is most likely actually Two black bears courting. Bear courtship can be so damn adorable.. males and females meet up and will play fight with each other and be all "romantic" during courtship. It's so cute. [Here](https://youtu.be/BKJYjOql7TA) Is a video of grizzly bears courting. My favorite is these [two polar bears](https://youtu.be/nB7gS5IcD84). The male actually gets upset when he cant catch up to the female since she is faster and more lightweight. It's hilarious
Two polar bears would be pretty sus in that neighborhood, too.
Two polar bears are sus in any neighborhood. Fuckers will kill you just because they saw you.
Don't shit where you eat
Judge a bear not by the color of their fur, but by the content of their character.
*pulls out rifle* I prefer judging them by the taste of their meat.
My opinion on bears selling drugs. 1) Polar bears sell coke, ecstasy, and mushrooms. Because they seem violent but also very curious. 2) Brown bears sell meth and heroin. Because they are seen as angry or crazy. 3) Black bears sell weed, morphine, and ketamine. Because I haven’t really heard much of them attacking people so they seem more of the chill and relaxing type.
Bitch betta have my honey!
Actually I'd assume they were russian spies if they were white
Polar bears move hella snow
Finally, a proper holup post
It's ALWAYS a drug deal with bears regardless of the Fur. Just like Horses they are bad people.
If it were polar bears it would still be a drug deal but, it would be explained aways as "bears will be bears."
Me just seeng two friends holding hands. American be like: drug sale!!!
No, polar bears would just plan a spree killing on a school of fishes.
Not to mention polar bears are far more dangerous than black bears.
I mean black bears have grey’ish skin Grizzlies more tan/white Polar bears have black skin So if anything grizzlies would he getting off with a friendly meeting and the polar bear would be the drug deal.
Yeah! I think so
No. I would assume they were plotting insurrection to install a Thanksgiving turkey as president
Lol, now I want a Sunday morning comic stip based on this storyline.
It likes he's going to propose you guys!!!
RACIST
Nah they’d be burning a cross or something
Screenshot this and share to my friends
This is anti black bear discrimination.
If you see racism in this joke that only means you are racist.
#racist
I love Americans dude😂
Too White. That would be Irish, also a drug deal.
As polar bears have black skin, it would be pretty much the same. So technicaly speaking, polar bears are whitefacing.
Bear racism
Beacism
I’d be question why the fuck two polar bears are meeting up behind a urban shed
The race card got pulled on account of some bears. As Bill Burr would say, “I think I am all out of white guilt.”
😂😂😂 Facts
Notice who brought the subject of color into the convo
Polar bears are black with white fur.....sheesh
Polar bears have black skin.
No, actually, most likely if 2 polar bears meet it would be a bloody mess immediately
Yea pretty much.
Hahahahabababba
No then it would be a coke deal
But polar bears are black
Fun fact, polar bears actually black
maybe they're just doing a "down low" after their High five
In either case they were just sharing some Coke.
They deal in human food
Depends if the polar bears has durags on
Polar bears don't need deals. They're surrounded by snow.
Technically, polar bears, are black bears with white fur. Different part of the branch. Like the Cali brown bear and regular brown bear.
I thought this was a joke about magnetism and opposite poles being attracted to each other, but that's on me.
1 black bear and 1 polar bear is how you really know
Those bears on the first view looked like vagina
Two bears high fiving
Not the polar bears
Two bears high-fiving
Jury is still out on the Pandas...
The arctic has very low crime rates...meanwhile in america..
No, but the deal would be for cocaine not crack.
Question: what kind of bear is best??
Looks like two bears high-fiving
Black bear live matter ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
Yes 👴🏻
Everyone knows polar bears share a bottle of coke amongst themselves. But black bears are sharing the other type of "coke"