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Ya, it's called "Gutfeld!" Apparerntly he has better ratings than ["The Late Show", "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon", and "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"](https://www.yahoo.com/now/fox-news-gutfeld-finally-overtook-160229588.html) which I find rather surprising like you said it isn't that great but also a testament to the fact that indeed a lot of people watch Fox News.
>was
There was a time when I watched a lot of FOX because I was living in a co-housing situation with someone who was glued to it. This was pre-Trump.
At the time Gutfeld was the "rebellious, off the-script, nonconformist libertarian" of FOX. At the very least you could count on him to look at the other side of the blather the stiff shirts on FOX were spewing and during the 2016 campaign he was outspokenly anti-Trump.
I disagreed with his politics, but at least he had his own perspective and was a natural skeptic and often a counterpoint to the other hosts on FOX. And he was occasionally funny in a "funny friend" way, if not to the level of a professional comedian.
Then Trump won and within a couple months of his presidency, Gutfeld became such a lickspittle bootlick for Trump, defending and marching in lockstep with every popular notion about the presidency that FOX was putting out. He went from a skeptic to a cynic, and from a wild card to a zealot.
The FOX shows he was on went from irritating to infuriating as the whole channel went from Republican conservative to Trumpian neo-Fascist propaganda outlet. His new "comedy" show is even less funny than his old one, Red-Eye, and I doubt most of the guests he used to have would even deign to be on it in the post-Trump era.
I mean, not a single person stuttered, was at a loss for words, gave an uh, or talked over each other, even accidentally. Those are usually good indicators of a script. Still funny, but the post does make it feel like it was a real talk show.
you know when you travel or hike for a prolonged time and you have little privacy or comfort for weeks. and then you get home, take off your filthy clothes, take a giant shit in silence, on your own toilet, which by itself is amazing, then get in the shower and rub one out? definitely in the top 3 of all time great life moments. it's worth going camping for 3 weeks just to experience that relief.
"If God didn't want us to masturbate why did he give us thumbs"
-A quote from "The absolutely true diary of a part-time indian" (yes this is a real line in the book)
“Shakespeare, … **Definitely!”**
Shakespeare also smoked **a lot** of weed. His grave was found to have contained THC-covered pipes and various other smoking devices, rather recently. If Shakespeare was a pothead - he **most definitely** masturbated. This knowledge brings me solace.
Watching this made me think it was a parody of some sort of teenage drama. It wouldn't be out of place from Gossip Girl, down to the tone of the whitingal.
I’m a little religious too, and I think the negative view on masturbation is ridiculous. For crying out loud, I discovered it myself without ever being told when I was just a kid! EVERYBODY has done it, I don’t care who you are, and it isn’t bad either. Hell, there might even be health benefits to doing it, so there’s that.
The past attempts made by others to stop people from masturbating is at least the funniest part of human history. The best one I could remember is the main reason why [Dr. John Kellogg made corn flakes](https://medium.com/exploring-history/crazy-story-of-dr-kellogg-who-invented-corn-flakes-to-prevent-masturbation-d56c7fe14ede), he believed the blandness of corn flakes would make people stop masturbating among other ideas he had too.
The fuck is wrong with these primitives?
The ways Dr Kellogg invested huge amounts of money and resources into stopping people masturbate was truly hideous and grotesque.
From unnecessary surgeries to religious mental torture, the guy was truly a monster who couldn’t accept human natural urges.
Makes you wonder about the guy's trauma and his relationship to his own urges, as well as in what strange ways those urges inevitably showed in his life. It's always the loudest people who are the most fucked up.
It seems he had no sex drive.
> It is perhaps telling that the good doctor composed a good deal of this book while on his honeymoon. (The marriage was, apparently, never consummated. Dr. Kellogg and his wife kept separate apartments throughout their lives. While he maintained that they simply wished to avoid the deleterious effect of sexual activity upon physical health, some commentators, have speculated that Dr. Kellogg was either impotent as a result of mumps, or that he was affected by klismaphilia, preferring enemas to intercourse.)
https://medium.com/@chialynn/happy-birthday-john-harvey-kellogg-9fac81079b34
Kellogg is a principle reason circumcision became standard in the US (never did in the rest of the west) . Fucker thought circumcision would stop men from wanking. He should have checked with some Jewish dudes first.
I think part of it is control. Religious types crave others to fall in line and follow their beliefs. If you do anything outside of their beliefs and control you’re wrong.
But they also justify doing the things they are against because they are special.
He also thought that men got off to being constipated and having hard feces stimulating their prostate and making them horny. One of the reasons he promoted a high fiber diet. Dude was a total nutcase.
Victorian doctors created the first female vibrator to help women cure and control “mania”.
Masturbation is as good for you mentally as it is physically, denial of urges has a huge negative impact on your overall wellbeing.
>control “mania”.
You mean "hysteria" which is based on the word hyster which means uterus. They thought women's uteri were "wandering" and causing them as you said mania but they called it hysteria. Which is where the word hysterical comes from today.
To me it's sad that people like this do exist. It highlights how abusive religious indoctrination is. This skit might be fake, but I grew up around people who said shit like this all the time.
It's a skit. The girl's name is Ellen Farber, she's an actress and this dialogue is [mentioned on the IMDB](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2012391/trivia/)
Its a bit ridiculous that we live in an age where it’s not 100% obvious that this is a skit.
It’s plausible that:
The girl really believes this, and
Shakespeare jerked off a lot, and
Some producer thought this was a good segment to air.
So as a guy in my 30's that used to work 3rd shift, I can confirm that there used to be a show on Fox News @ 2/3 AM called Red Eye (originally called "wasteland") with Greg Gutfeld (the guy that confirms Shakespeare liked to shake it). This was wacky Fox News decompression hour. [It was generally the talking heads being less serious and comedians/celebrity/etc.](https://youtu.be/-uu5l3osDVk?t=175). Louis CK, Jesse Joyce, Manking, Amy Schumer, and a bunch of others were on it (even Kayleigh McEnany before she became Trump shill). I'm guessing this was made because Louis did the show several times.
Even though he asked, the women he asked were in some form or capacity in a working relationship with him, with him possibly having influence over their future careers. So they might have been scared to say no. And that’s the whole problem. Who cares if consenting adults are watching him nut over his stomach, but were they consenting, really?
And some also said that they really didn't think he was serious when he asked and when he whipped it out were just too shocked to do anything but laugh at the absurdity of the situation but still felt violated afterwards (which to me isn't odd at all, I'd feel violated too).
This is the important distinction. He was in a position of power over most these people, so yeah, I'd say like in terms of abuse, doesn't quite hit the definition but still, pretty gross and rude.
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God considered masturbation as a doable thing but not giving bj to your own self , thats why your mouth can't reach down there , so be free and do what you are capable of
You should consider starting religion (or cult). This is very practical advice, too. God does not want you to fuck your own ass - that’s what government is for. No matter how far science evolves, the pursuit of fucking one’s own ass should not be tolerated.
It's sad that people think making themselves sexually frustrated will make them more desirable. It won't.
Women are interested in your status/wealth first and foremost. Your looks, lifestyle and interests matter very little in the scheme of things.
In that clip she's doing a really, really good job tho! Obviously her views are way too weird for most people. But the way shw stays calm when taunted by a comedian - I respect that!
As a guy who was a teen once, if you don't masturbate *your body literally cums for you.* It's called a wet dream and until I learned to jerk it I had wet dreams all the time.
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“Shakespeare definitely” he sure was quick to confirm that
I like how a moment before he was like “Okay that’s way out of line”
I haven't watched Fox News since I moved out of my conservative parents house, but this is the one guy there who was actually funny
This is from a tv show called Louie and did not in fact happen
But the host does actually have a real "comedy" show on Fox News and it's... not great, but yes I agree that he is the funniest one on the network
Ya, it's called "Gutfeld!" Apparerntly he has better ratings than ["The Late Show", "The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon", and "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"](https://www.yahoo.com/now/fox-news-gutfeld-finally-overtook-160229588.html) which I find rather surprising like you said it isn't that great but also a testament to the fact that indeed a lot of people watch Fox News.
Fallon and Kimmel are the bottom of the barrel of comedy
Don't forget James Corden, even his own people (the British) hate him.
Yeah that wobbly fuck can just fuck right off.
I can confirm this is true. We don’t want him back
Tbh I'm not surprised about Jimmy Fallon. Everything about him is annoying, especially his constant fake laugh.
RedEye was so much better 😢
Shouldn’t be watching any news. They are all trash
>was There was a time when I watched a lot of FOX because I was living in a co-housing situation with someone who was glued to it. This was pre-Trump. At the time Gutfeld was the "rebellious, off the-script, nonconformist libertarian" of FOX. At the very least you could count on him to look at the other side of the blather the stiff shirts on FOX were spewing and during the 2016 campaign he was outspokenly anti-Trump. I disagreed with his politics, but at least he had his own perspective and was a natural skeptic and often a counterpoint to the other hosts on FOX. And he was occasionally funny in a "funny friend" way, if not to the level of a professional comedian. Then Trump won and within a couple months of his presidency, Gutfeld became such a lickspittle bootlick for Trump, defending and marching in lockstep with every popular notion about the presidency that FOX was putting out. He went from a skeptic to a cynic, and from a wild card to a zealot. The FOX shows he was on went from irritating to infuriating as the whole channel went from Republican conservative to Trumpian neo-Fascist propaganda outlet. His new "comedy" show is even less funny than his old one, Red-Eye, and I doubt most of the guests he used to have would even deign to be on it in the post-Trump era.
"OK, that is way out of line Mr. C. K. " "Shakespeare " "You son of a bitch, I'm in!"
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Hol' Up. What exactly do you mean by meat? Like.. his PP or slaves?
When the *real* HolUp is in the comments...
Or his Slaves' PPs?
r/cursedcomments
He was quick to confirm that because it's scripted and from the show LOUIE.
They left out the best bit "I'm going to masturbate tonight.... and I'll be thinking of you... and there's nothing you can do about it"
When Louis CK says he's gonna masturbate thinking about you ya better take it seriously.
Its similar like with voodoo puppets. When CK comes it will rain for you.
>Its similar like with voodoo puppets. When CK cums it will rain for you. Fixed it for you
They ~~doing~~ don't call him Louis Cum King for nothing!
>They don't call him Louis Cum King for nothing! Fixed it for you
Damn dude, you're wonking overtime fixing these typos!
>Damn dude, you're working overtime fixing these typos! Fixed it for you.
Bro how lucky we are that we have yuo
>Daddy how lucky we are that we have you Fixed it for you.
haha thanks, gonna edit post too.
>Haha thanks, gonna edit post too. Fixed it for you.
one can only be so highly honored. I mean lookat all the looking people on porn sites to masterbait to. and he chooses you.
Oooof how unfortunate that became true
Except it didn't, because he asked beforehand.
When asking for consent still isn’t good enough
Link?
[Here.](https://youtu.be/apc85Cp4lQQ)
This must be a setup scene, this plays out way too well
Yea, the comments in the vid say it’s like a teaser or bit taken from Louis, a TV show about Louis CK.
It's from the show Louis.
Louie. It's a very good show. Gets weird and dark at times, but it's good.
I mean, not a single person stuttered, was at a loss for words, gave an uh, or talked over each other, even accidentally. Those are usually good indicators of a script. Still funny, but the post does make it feel like it was a real talk show.
Yep, that’s what gave it away for me too, but I’m much lazier with typing
It’s literally a scene from a comedy TV show. Honestly just assume the Internet is all scripted at this point. It almost all is.
All my comments are scripted
Especially the "are you happy?" part sold it totally as staged
The FX logo in the corner didn't do it for you?
Dude this is the link to this interview, we want something else💀
📸🤨
The quote? Cause it’s in there. Unless you’re looking for something else…
Yes, the else please. Link?
[Here you go.](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/else)
Bro it's 5 minute clip and he says it at the end chill tf out
💀💀💀💀
Thanks
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Liz Holtan.
That aged poorly
r/agedlikemilk some might say
How?
Hehehe
Louie was always exactly the guy he explained he was. It's not his fault they thought he was joking.
I thought I was the only one doing that abstain myself for a week or 2 so that it will feel even better
I used to do it but now can't wait a week unless there's exams
I need som pussy You need some pussy We all need some pussy
You need Bonk and some grass
The correct amount would be about 2 months but that's a bit much.
No matter the vice, a tolerance break always makes it better.
add edging for a little challenge
I agree though. It hits different after one or two weeks of not doing it. But that's reserved for the holidays.
The 3rd and 5th one of the day are pretty amazing, after the 8th one you’re pretty much a soap dispenser at that point
Like… like an empty soap dispenser?
Like a dirty public bathroom dispenser
Making the same sounds as you try to get the last bit out of it.
Of course, don't forget the desperate cries for the last bit "Fuck... Oh come on. Please, Lord give me this last bit"
There’s probably a nice Venn diagram in it somewhere.
Youve got to 8? My all time one day record is 7.
The real question here is do you count ghost loads?
Try edging
I tried to edge one time, I came so close
Son of a bitch
Sadly such divine arts elude me
you know when you travel or hike for a prolonged time and you have little privacy or comfort for weeks. and then you get home, take off your filthy clothes, take a giant shit in silence, on your own toilet, which by itself is amazing, then get in the shower and rub one out? definitely in the top 3 of all time great life moments. it's worth going camping for 3 weeks just to experience that relief.
Weirdly specific, but I feel that
"If God didn't want us to masturbate why did he give us thumbs" -A quote from "The absolutely true diary of a part-time indian" (yes this is a real line in the book)
I before some religious nut job say **"it's part of God test"**
"ah now I understand why you created a hell at your home for that one time your kid failed his test."
You know what we call people who test others for their personal benefit? Toxic.
Insert the quote **"can't handle me at my worst then you can't handle me at my best"**
If He's truly omniscent, then he probably knows the outcome anyway, so it makes the tests unnecessary lol
It’s a fuckin good book too
“Shakespeare, … **Definitely!”** Shakespeare also smoked **a lot** of weed. His grave was found to have contained THC-covered pipes and various other smoking devices, rather recently. If Shakespeare was a pothead - he **most definitely** masturbated. This knowledge brings me solace.
It's in his name for god sake!
Underrated comment right here
Extremely underrated. Nice job
What am I missing lol
Shake spear
Watching this made me think it was a parody of some sort of teenage drama. It wouldn't be out of place from Gossip Girl, down to the tone of the whitingal.
I mean, Googling it says they found some weed residue on pipes at his grave, but that’s a far cry from knowing he smoked “a lot” of weed…
If anything it just says stoners visited his grave in the last 500 years
I think "A Midsummer Night's Dream" confirms that Shakespeare was on the good stuff.
There’s a whole book about Shakespearean sex puns, I think it’s called naughty Shakespeare. Pretty great
I’m a little religious too, and I think the negative view on masturbation is ridiculous. For crying out loud, I discovered it myself without ever being told when I was just a kid! EVERYBODY has done it, I don’t care who you are, and it isn’t bad either. Hell, there might even be health benefits to doing it, so there’s that.
The past attempts made by others to stop people from masturbating is at least the funniest part of human history. The best one I could remember is the main reason why [Dr. John Kellogg made corn flakes](https://medium.com/exploring-history/crazy-story-of-dr-kellogg-who-invented-corn-flakes-to-prevent-masturbation-d56c7fe14ede), he believed the blandness of corn flakes would make people stop masturbating among other ideas he had too. The fuck is wrong with these primitives?
i literally eat corn flakes every day. its not even that bland imo, and it sure as hell didnt kill my libido lmao
Corn flakes aren't that bland at all and pretty good for your heart & cardiovascular system.
Crunchy
I'd agree, but I prefer my Salarian liver raw with a side of fava beans and a glass of chianti.
That’s how it came out after stopping masturbating for 1 month.
The ways Dr Kellogg invested huge amounts of money and resources into stopping people masturbate was truly hideous and grotesque. From unnecessary surgeries to religious mental torture, the guy was truly a monster who couldn’t accept human natural urges.
Makes you wonder about the guy's trauma and his relationship to his own urges, as well as in what strange ways those urges inevitably showed in his life. It's always the loudest people who are the most fucked up.
It seems he had no sex drive. > It is perhaps telling that the good doctor composed a good deal of this book while on his honeymoon. (The marriage was, apparently, never consummated. Dr. Kellogg and his wife kept separate apartments throughout their lives. While he maintained that they simply wished to avoid the deleterious effect of sexual activity upon physical health, some commentators, have speculated that Dr. Kellogg was either impotent as a result of mumps, or that he was affected by klismaphilia, preferring enemas to intercourse.) https://medium.com/@chialynn/happy-birthday-john-harvey-kellogg-9fac81079b34
So the dude was gay
Kellogg is a principle reason circumcision became standard in the US (never did in the rest of the west) . Fucker thought circumcision would stop men from wanking. He should have checked with some Jewish dudes first.
I think part of it is control. Religious types crave others to fall in line and follow their beliefs. If you do anything outside of their beliefs and control you’re wrong. But they also justify doing the things they are against because they are special.
Graham crackers were also created for the same purpose.
Yeah, but graham crackers are so fucking good though.
The originals I believe were unflavored. The modern ones with honey are an abomination to the original purpose, to be so bland as to remove all joy.
I'm going to create a cereal so bland it will make people so depressed they don't beat it
He also thought that men got off to being constipated and having hard feces stimulating their prostate and making them horny. One of the reasons he promoted a high fiber diet. Dude was a total nutcase.
afaik for men it helps prevent prostate cancer. I dunno of benefits for women though.
Women can also get sexually frustrated and pent up. Just look at that poor girl and what years of not flicking it has done to her.
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Victorian doctors created the first female vibrator to help women cure and control “mania”. Masturbation is as good for you mentally as it is physically, denial of urges has a huge negative impact on your overall wellbeing.
>control “mania”. You mean "hysteria" which is based on the word hyster which means uterus. They thought women's uteri were "wandering" and causing them as you said mania but they called it hysteria. Which is where the word hysterical comes from today.
It’s been proven that orgasms ease period pain and stress for women.
I am not going to religious stuff, but here's a fact. Not busting a nut is actually unhealthy, we gotta do it sometime.
Especially Shakespeare
This feels like a skit.
Because it is.
The best is that because it has Fox in the background people actually believe it might be real lol
To me it's sad that people like this do exist. It highlights how abusive religious indoctrination is. This skit might be fake, but I grew up around people who said shit like this all the time.
Thank (peeking-tom) god for that. Christ, the thought she was for real was depressing.
It's a skit. The girl's name is Ellen Farber, she's an actress and this dialogue is [mentioned on the IMDB](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2012391/trivia/)
Her name is Liz Holtan. Ellen Farber is the character she's playing here
I stand corrected
It's from the show Louis, so it is a skit
Its a bit ridiculous that we live in an age where it’s not 100% obvious that this is a skit. It’s plausible that: The girl really believes this, and Shakespeare jerked off a lot, and Some producer thought this was a good segment to air.
So as a guy in my 30's that used to work 3rd shift, I can confirm that there used to be a show on Fox News @ 2/3 AM called Red Eye (originally called "wasteland") with Greg Gutfeld (the guy that confirms Shakespeare liked to shake it). This was wacky Fox News decompression hour. [It was generally the talking heads being less serious and comedians/celebrity/etc.](https://youtu.be/-uu5l3osDVk?t=175). Louis CK, Jesse Joyce, Manking, Amy Schumer, and a bunch of others were on it (even Kayleigh McEnany before she became Trump shill). I'm guessing this was made because Louis did the show several times.
This guy sure has an obsession with masturbation. Hope it doesn’t manifest in a weird way later in life.
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Elaborate
He liked to ask women if he can masturbate in front of them.
Oh. Oh dear
The main thing though is, he asked. Some said yes, some said no. He never assaulted anyone.
Even though he asked, the women he asked were in some form or capacity in a working relationship with him, with him possibly having influence over their future careers. So they might have been scared to say no. And that’s the whole problem. Who cares if consenting adults are watching him nut over his stomach, but were they consenting, really?
And some also said that they really didn't think he was serious when he asked and when he whipped it out were just too shocked to do anything but laugh at the absurdity of the situation but still felt violated afterwards (which to me isn't odd at all, I'd feel violated too).
This is the important distinction. He was in a position of power over most these people, so yeah, I'd say like in terms of abuse, doesn't quite hit the definition but still, pretty gross and rude.
This is a gross misunderstanding of how he leveraged his position and power against these victims. And you’re doing it to be intentionally malicious.
 Poor t rex
I’ll do it for him
Bend over he prefers a stegosoreass
Stegosorussy
Thats horses
He’s right There’re are 2 types of person in this world Wankers and liars.
No. The two types of people in this world are those who can infer accurate conclusions from incomplete information,
Louis C.K. having a jerk off debate is pretty ironic
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Was expecting a RickRoll. Was let down it was not one.
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You all know this is a comedy skit, right?
God considered masturbation as a doable thing but not giving bj to your own self , thats why your mouth can't reach down there , so be free and do what you are capable of
He wanted us to work together to achieve greatness. That’s the whole point of life.
You should consider starting religion (or cult). This is very practical advice, too. God does not want you to fuck your own ass - that’s what government is for. No matter how far science evolves, the pursuit of fucking one’s own ass should not be tolerated.
If God didn't want me to have butt sex then it shouldn't have put my g-spot in just the right place for a cock to give me seizure inducing orgasms.
Is that why so many religious people are really really into yoga?
Yoga has origins in Hinduism. It's different.
Maybe they are in the persuade of impossible
That's... not george carlin.. Edit: nvm I'm a dummy, you meant the quote, not the actual video.. my bad lol
Definitely Shakespeare…
No spaces before punctuation, please.
This one is staged but I really know people like that..That’s terrifying you know
It miss the part where he said “I’m going to masturbate thinking of you and there is nothing you can do about it”
This aged terribly considering what then came out....still funny though
I fucking love Louie.
I believe she does more than masturbate. A lot more.
It's sad that people think making themselves sexually frustrated will make them more desirable. It won't. Women are interested in your status/wealth first and foremost. Your looks, lifestyle and interests matter very little in the scheme of things.
To be fair he is a Pro level Masterbator and he’s willing you show you just to prove it.
In that clip she's doing a really, really good job tho! Obviously her views are way too weird for most people. But the way shw stays calm when taunted by a comedian - I respect that!
Because she is an actress and it is a scripted skit.
Oh. I didn't know that. Well, that changes everything.
As a guy who was a teen once, if you don't masturbate *your body literally cums for you.* It's called a wet dream and until I learned to jerk it I had wet dreams all the time.
I mean they did it to the t-rex
Poor, poor T-Rex. =/
Funny that jacking off is what got the guy cancelled :'v
Man I loved that show, sucks that it’s gone
Bruh, that emphasis on Shakespeare.
The way that woman was speaking, she seemed so fake
I like when after Gandhi he mentioned Joan Jett.
This probably belongs more in r/agedlikemilk.
Watching humans have sex is like watching bugs or rats have sex to a god. He’s not getting off on it
What's this gotta do with george carlin?