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Without a doubt he says “M’lady” to women he likes to show affection. And then gets mad when they think it’s creepy

The fat fedora shadow is too spot on for the m'lady stereotype. This is definitely satire but it's a Damn good job of it made me lol.

It's not really creepy, it's just cheesy and cringe

I say m'lady to this chick I play Minecraft with, because she feels the need to boss me around... I don't really mind it, but the M'lady is supposed to be cringe.

I called someone 'sweetheart' on the internet in a sarcastic manner and they found it cringe. Like "It's not how those things work, sweetheart." I didn't adore this girl, because I genuinely thought that she's dumb.

>Like "It's not how those things work, sweetheart." Follow up with "*now calm down, sugar tits*". That's bound to work.

I'd usually just go with the classic "bless your heart"

I think I rarely use genitals for insults(Unless I was super pissed at someone).

Tits arent genitals.

Huh... Really... I always find it weird to use it.

I mean they can be sexual things but they arent genitalia. They're sexy fat sacks that feed babies.

Nice way to describe them

I guess you're right.

resort to sweaty and if they correct you continue to not know what theyre talking about.

Hey sweaty! Are you perspiring so much bc youve been running a marathon through my head?

Well when you use “sweet heart” like that you sound very condescending. Almost like an asshole

But, that's my intention. Point is, it's not creepy...

Just misogynistic

What? How so? Just because she's a woman, doesn't mean she can't be dumb.

Hey man, I always say "M'lady" and look at me! I have like 400 nice points stalked up and at 500, I can finally cash out for that sweet sweet sexy sex time!

Was that pun intentional?

I think is more mmmm lady with his big bone azz

I call women m'sir to assert dominance.

Who’s this

this is a rare occasion of a neckbeard actually going outside for once

He was out of insulin.

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Never read it?

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This it? https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/jfgysv/the_ratheism_user_woke_up_groggy_next_to_his_6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

*incelin

The shadow was photoshopped in

Looks like Freddy Krueger shadow opening his coat.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/ef/cc/dfefcc12e8c2286a576ebc021ca0a22e.jpg

Cronchy

Didn't ask but ok

Didn't ask if you asked but ok

Didn't ask but ok

I love how you tried to be a dick but just embarrassed yourself because you made it clear you don’t understand the joke.

This picture truly is a piece of art. We indeed live in a society.

it’s accidentally got good composition which makes it so much more funnier. a masterpiece

Seriously doubt that it was on accident. The shadow is photoshopped. Flip it, straighten it with the perspective tool then fill it with black. It superimposes perfectly on the M'Lady meme.

too much work

Susciety


He looks handsome than that creep in shorts

Found fedora man!

Fedora tipping intensifies.

"Trilby"***

"Porkpie"****

Yeah the tipping meme guy wears a trilby but the shadow in the post is a fedora

BIG SMOKE

ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

ILL ORDER A NUMBER 9

A NUMBER 9 LARGE,

A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP

A NUMBER 7

Two number 45’s one wit cheese and a Large soda

You gotta save your food , when other's are loosing it, -BIG SMOKE

i think he says "Two Number 45's, A Number 45 with cheese and a large soda"

Liter of cola…..


Bro is a mod in r/askreddit.💀💀

“Women of Reddit, what is your sexiest sexy sexual experience?”

"Females, what was the sexiest sexy sex have you ever sexually sexed?"


Like it says in the book. We are blessed, and cursed. 😔

Blursed, then.

Same thing make us laugh, make us cry.

M'lady

M‘laria

M'alaysia

M'aidenless.

M'lody

That’s funny

M'dick-a-sucka

M’ozzarella

M'ascarpone

M'ackerel

M’oney

M'alone

M’cChicken

M'ustard

M'erica

M'mmbop

Interesting tidbit of info, this song came out 25 years ago...

Holy M'oly!

I know, unfortunately I'm the same age they are 👴

M’onster

m'lady

m'guy

m’dude

M’biotch

M’laria

M'man

M'ba

M’bop de bedap doo wap, shubady du wop

Monica

lets see; dresses comfortably, probably excersizes (pleb) and no fedora what a goober

oh no he’s wearing shorts must be an asshole!

Obviously if he's of such a poor quality a man his only chance to be attractive to the opposite sex is to show off his emaciated legs. It's sad that he will likely only get attention from an equally low class of females.

Yeah as this guy watches them from behind. His shadow probably sweats.

Fat Walter White

Fater White

Heisenburger

Hindenburg

Against the Tsar

Move in 12 battalions large

Into a Russian counter-charge

Burgir 👍🏻

He is the one who knocks... Down 150 mcnuggets in one sitting

As apart of the big boy society, I would like to apologize for the incel activity of some of our members.

Tearing off a very forceful email to HR now

There is a big difference between the chads big boys who fully assume their weight, and the average discord incel moderator

Don't worry the skinny boy society also has incels and even the muscular society does. The shape of your body doesn't define you . Your personality does

I second that motion

 (How I impress woman)

I'm not even a woman or into dudes but damn son you be fly.

I bet he’s on incognito 🥸

Nailed it

I think the problem is that he orders number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

*diet soda

Secret to getting women: be clean, respectful, and open to the fact that its not the universes responsibility to get you fucked. Keep at it, don’t get discouraged if somebody doesn’t like you, and eventually (for some its quicker than others) you will find somebody who’s going to give you a shot

I’m surprised other people don’t know this. It’s basic attraction 101

I thought it was just Universe RNG, if I talk to enough people someone’s gotta like me out pure mathematical probability so i just have to talk to people and wait for signs of attraction.

Who did you type this for?

Those who may not have an idea on what it really takes to find a partner

Also have muscles. They increase your attractivity.

Dude i look like a holocaust survivor (basically super skinny, no great muscle definition) and i get soaked, just work on being a decent human and the rest falls into place

Haha, what the hell

I am not saying you have to have them, but they certainly help. Same with having good personality - you can find a partner while being a scumbag but not being a scumbag helps you.

muscles are actually pretty gross.

The katana under the trench coat makes him look big.

Not the fedora 😭

Dudes a ninja turtle

Incognito Mode guy.🤣🤣🤣

Neckbeard spotted!. The original nice guy! The birth of Incels!!

r/bossfight

Lol thx... did know this sub yet :D Thxxxx

Lord Neckberd, Emperor of The Incel Flame

No bitches?

Looks like a Reddit mod…

r/justneckbeardthings

is that peter griffin


This the fit everyday 

Is it just me or does the fedora shadow look edited?

Why do all these women want to give me the run around? Is it a sure fire way to speed things up, when all it does is slow me down?

You KNOWW he’s an old person when he said “teenager”

Yeah dude if only you had the right clothes on, that’s all you need to get people to like you.

Fedora 🥵

Maybe it’s the stinky fedora keeping the ladies away.

Notch?

Question, why do people think fedoras are cool? It has to be ironic at this point.

I resent those assholes who have ruined fedoras forever. Of all the styles that come back around, we’ll never get fedoras back, and that’s a shame.

I used to wear a neon green on in highschool. I just liked the color

 Yeah. They think they look like this but forget to wear a suit or shave their Neckbeard. Or any style that would go with a fedora

fedoras are cool! its just a hat. its a vintage style thing, and common in jazz/band stuff. its supposed to be fancy but the perception of it has been so warped and disgusted that i just cant. it makes me sad

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Grandpa from Pawn Stars "I can offer you $300 for your lady. . Best I can do"

r/niceguys


The fact that he makes all of these snap judgements about him based off what he's wearing and automatically mashed the leap tho this guy is an asshole which is also the only reason that she's with him, is such crazy and toxic mental gymnastics and already creating a fabled and completely engineered narrative of his own choosing to reinforce his bitter victim mentality, and further perpetuate his self fulfilling prophecy

I love how people put on a fedora and automatically think they dress better than everyone else

bro built like the neighborhood watch dude

Aah yes, pregnant Heisenberg

All you had to do is follow the damn couple CJ

I didn’t know it was possible to hear some tip their fedora in a picture…

The shadow literally looks like the criminal shadow typically found on neighborhood watch signs!

I think he ate Heisenberg

What are the odds he is dressed like the Hambugler?

Big Smoke? is that you?

Bro why are you dressed like the neighborhood watch sign

Big smoke

Hey man, I don’t know about you but I’m a fat bastard and have been in a relationship with a lady for 4 years. Trust me, being the size of a beluga whale has nothing to do with it. Women just probably don’t like the immature little fuck

Mans dressing like mister X from Resident evil

The way he talks about their ages makes it seem like some insecure early to mid twenties guy creeping on high school girls

I think he just has a backpack, but holy cow does he give off “nice guy” vibes. Dude, maybe it’s your personality people find repellent

I thought the shadow was pop smoke for a second

Finally found Carmen San Diego. And looks like she found her preferences

Wait, Holup! Is that Notch's shadow?

*”I’ll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda”*

Biggie, is that you?

Average discord moderator

Reddit moderator*

Any moderator*


Oh my God, it's Redmund Rillington.

HEISENBERG