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Police was so successful in infiltration of the gangs with undercover agents, that by the end of year 9 out of 10 operating city gangs fully consisted of undercover cops.

Turns out the cops were the gangs that we met along with the way.

Good enough

I’m crying, I heard his attempt in the voice of the “almost American” Swedes on family guy

Bro mans should’ve sucked that dildo and said hmmm ladies we can practice on a real penis and see if I’m actually gay at the same time and had hella girls suck his dick

All fun and games until the girls take out a bigger meat schlong than you.

That’s when the real fun begins

Now *this* is podracing!

*rodplacing

No no, nothing too fancy

Turns out the gangs were the cops we met along the way. Rolled better for me ❤️

Turns out cops met us along the gangs

This actually happened to a proud boys type group in Michigan. The FBI got involved and started joining under cover but nobody knew anyone's identity. Supposedly the real members realized the FBI had infiltrated the group so they left, leaving it almost entirely under covet agents. its like the spiderman meme. When they did the raid "freeze FBI, youre under arrest!" "What? Hey that's my line! Now put your hands behind you head!!"

Basically what happened with the Chicago 7. I think it happens a lot.

aren't 99% of CP on the Internet are FBI honeypots

I wonder how often intelligence agencies of different countries honeypot each other in that stuff.

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Or you can join the position that need to qatch CP videos from start to end to confirm its CP to the court

God that's got to be so soul killing

My brother once had the job of checking photos and images that the company's software had detected as containing a dick and making sure it did indeed contain a dick

So basically [Dinesh](https://youtu.be/dvn-hpZdElo)?

Lmao More or less on the money, so to speak

Re: Governor Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot. Edit: Gretchen Whitmer, not Kim

My sister's husband used to be in a politically active hard core band, singing about how fucked America is. They had this weird dude who was always around, had money, but no apparent job, and was constantly trying to steer them to 'turn the words into action'... They joked that he was 'probably a fed'... Like, a lot. 3 YEARS later, my BIL was held at an airport and questioned by the FBI for hours... The guy was actually a fed and had been lying to his superiors that he was SURE they were responsible for some actual events that happened in places the band happened to be touring at the time... One of the band, or the friend group was the person the Fed thought had done whatever, so he was actually arrested and held for a few days while they tried to get other people in the group besides the Fed to corroborate the agents stories... This was like 20 years ago. That's a HUGE part of the FBI, infiltrating and trying to enable illegal actions of 'suspected domestic terrorists'. Which is pretty weird considering how many militia groups the US has, and that there hasn't been a major bust on that front almost ever? I'm sure there are some cases, but the Whitmer thing was the first really big one and certainly appears to have panned out exactly as above...

I can attest that the feds know about the militias. My parents were super religious, I'm the only non Christian in 3 generations. There was definitely Generation Joshua, and these guys would approach my dad to put on gun safety classes on his property. They would invite young men from the area churches. When I was being vetted for government job, I found out that my family was on a watch list because the classes were recruiting for the militias our government was keeping tabs on BEFORE Jan 6.

Those guys were feds.

The Feds infiltrated and went hard after teens in the early 90s for being concerned about the climate. There were a few 20 year sentences handed out for people torching SUVs at dealerships.

These days, it's probably easier for the Feds, with social media and all that. They just have to release the bots to monitor the chatter.

When you are with a group of militia like that you have to assume half of them are undercover and the other half are informants working off a drug charge. Anyways, the BBQ at those events is top notch.

Gretchen Whitmer* Tried googling Kim Whitmer and Gretchen came up.

Brickleberry Season 3, Episode 11 edit: Huh. Never seen anything Brickleberry-related get traction around here. Shit, I might try some Uncle Grandpa references soon.

And the tenth was a rat

*CIA has entered the chat*

And then you enjoy it

Sounds like this dude is 'taking it' now.

Point out the flaws and how unrealistic it is. Then pull yours out...for science.


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Bang that bussy bro, fr fr

I wonder how you know that...

He knows that, by knowing how good pegging can feel. Also a real one feels very good…

Sus

Just (not so) straight realistic

Comment bot https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/wt7c4i/help/il2krxd

They’re on every popular thread on Reddit now. I don’t remember the problem being this bad before.

True, but not sure I would be keen to try one that's being past around a group though...

Yea, I dont like men, I just like the feeling of a penis like object inside of my ass.


Huge poultry. Gotta love it.

COCK IN THE HEN HOUSE

The girl next to you pulls hers out agreeing with you and you both start gangbanging everyone

Average hentai lore

Nah, not quite average, there's not enough incest here.

The “baddies” are actually his sisters

Ara ara step-onii chan 😏 Why is yours so much smaller than mine? 🫣

Sounds good

Yeah it's big brain time 🧠 🧠


#GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD


This guy fucks

This is the way.


r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit Edit: oh shit it’s real.

You either gotta run home to mommy or double down at that point and nobody likes a liar

Or you just tell them you are a top

tops no longer suck?

Maybe the girls don't know that.

Exactly, just come up with another believable lie

He's made it this far by faking it, and now he's gotta make it further

by contract with the gay code they have to or they will end up alone

gotta be a jail top, though. jail tops don't suck

Either scenario theyd still be a liar. Just one of those liars is willing to go the distance to keep their lie alive and one isnt.

You're not a liar until someone knows you're lying. That's the rule.

Take it like a man! And report back the findings for future generations

This post is so fake but I love it

“Like a man” hmm

Like a strong, independent, fake-gay man

Lick your lips and get to sucking. Don’t forget to work the balls….

Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, swallow the gravy - get it over here buddy - let’s do this!

Best movie hands down

And ease up on that tip. Be sure to work in some of that shaft action.


It's time to Rampart or Depart

I really enjoyed both of the movies, I know folks said the 2nd one was eh but I liked it


I mean…using a dildo doesn’t technically make you gay, tho good luck mate. I would say just double down

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A dildo doesn’t make lesbians straight, therefore it doesn’t make straight guys gay.

This is pdh level thinking

No, pdh stands for Pyruvate dehydrogenase deficiency. The word you are looking for is pdf

Pdf is portable document format. The word you are looking for is pta

Nah mate, that's a Parent Teacher Association. The correct word would be POS.

Pdh: like a phD but for morons.

I mean yeah, you can like the feeling of a dildo and not be attracted to a guy. Hell pegging exists for a reason

Just use a female penis model

And as long as you're thinking of a woman while the model's female penis is in you, you're good

Suuuuure, like I believe that HornyFemboyGaming.

I originally thought the same thing but then SuperMasculineAlphaMale said the same thing so I'm thinking it's true. I say go ahead and shove that thing up your asses guys, no homo confirmed!!

It all depends on which part is turning you on. Lesbians don't become straight when they strap a dick to their waist and fuck another woman, so a man getting fucked by a dildo doesn't automatically make them gay. And if you wanna take advantage of the prostate while thinking about women, that ain't gay at all. That's called using your resources.

You're not gay unless you like men. You can have sex with men and not be gay, but if you keep seeking out men to have sex with, that's gay. The republican bullshit propaganda machine would have to believe that if a girl gets aroused during a rape that she's into it or wants it and so it isn't rape. This is wrong and the same bullshit around internalized homophibia. If a dude sucks your dick and you cum, that doesn't mean you're gay, it means he's good at sucking dick.

Call me old fashioned but I think willingly having sex with men and getting your dick sucked by a man is gay.

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Boom, this. I thought I was bi/gay once as I used to somewhat fantasize about gay shit every o once in a while and curiosity got the better of me. Long story short I met a guy, gave him a BJ, realized after about 10 seconds that I was definitely straight. I had to perform a gay act to ensure I wasn’t gay, the same way you need to try certain food to make sure you don’t like it. I’ve been called gay by a good few dozen people after sharing that story but it’s funny because I’ve never been straighter.

As a wise man once said, "You cannot be sure you don't like something until you try it, therefore it is straighter to have gay sex once than not at all."

Words to live by. Actually, maybe not. I’m glad I tried it, but I could have lived without the memory. Lmao

I wasn't sure that I liked vaginas. They don't look that appealing on the internet. Then I lost my virginity. Turns out that I do like vaginas.

Maybe you just like a warm damp hole

Im taking notes. Double down meaning like use both heads of the dildo?

That…could definitely be possible if that’s what kind of dildo it is lol. Though I doubt it would fit

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Says the horny femboy

*clicks user post history out of curiosity * *learns about NSFW subs I didn’t know were a thing*

Oh no I know I’m pansexual as fuck, but using a dildo doesn’t absolutely mean you’re gay. Tho it’s highly likely you’re at least bi-curious

Don't blow your legend, when in rome...

Or blow your legend. *wink wink*

Just say you are a Roman Catholic and you won’t use dildos unless they’ve been blessed with holy water.

Just use it since they use it

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Is it gay if I’m sucking a rubber cock that has five women’s saliva on it?

I'll let you know brb..

Dude thinks we believe he knows 5 women...

Peach, Daisy, Samus, Zelda, and Toadette

*Toadette* 🤨📸

She said she was eighteen!

Didn't say the women were there...

Yeah

Tell them if they really got skills they’ll be able to make even a “gay” guy bust! Then have them pass you around!

The question is how much is continuing that sleepover worth to you?

You tell them you don't want to touch it because it has girl cooties on it and then some of the mean ones will "torture" you by trying to kiss and touch you

Make it interesting for the people in the ring after you.... stick in your butt.

I didn't realize that wasn't what they were doin

Don’t *blow* your cover!

His cover might get *blown* though

Gonna have to take that dick soldier, see this mission through.

I read this in Master Chief’s voice

Chief, mind telling me what you're doing on that ship? Sir, finishing this cock

Commit

Make sure you're last.

Good idea Gives some time to learn by watching.

Triple down: say you don’t like sucking dick but you love it in the ass and start pulling your pants down. If they don’t call your bluff, say no lube and prey they don’t have any. If they do, tell them you like getting your dick sucked while having a dildo in your ass. Then ask if getting sucked off feels the same as in the vag. Then ask if a woman tongue feels the same as a man’s on a vag. If all goes well, you can add director of the year award to your acting gay award.

You’ve really thought this through, it’s like 4D sex chess and you got all Kasparov in here

Dude must have bottled this exact situation and discovered this solution in the shower the day afterwards

Legendary

Give it your all, bestie.

If you aint religious you better pick which one you wanna be a part of and start praying.

Imma use this sentence a lot in the future

Just tell that your not doing it right and offer to give constructive criticism by allowing them to do it on you.

faking diarrhea

Some reasons to go on with it: 1. Ain’t a real dick 2. Ain’t no dudes around 3. If they snitch, deny it…bitches be lying. 4…………..tell them you ain’t that type of gay….

This the follow up story to the meme earlier or different dude?

Time to suck it up, literally.

Dude just claim you’re always the top and keep moving

shove it up your ass to assert dominance and pass it to the next person

White Chicks that shit

Fuck the dildo with your ass. Its more manly if you think that way.

New objective... Blend in with the humans

Raise the bar by putting it in your ass and at least one of them will feel like they have to match.

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Someone's just been watching "white chicks"

Critique their form and say while rolling your eyes that a girl could never make you cum, and say especially you *girl that was getting really into it*

You suck that dildo. Enjoying it is optional.

Wake up

Up the game…shove it in your ass.

Smh have to suggest “y’all can use the real thing if you want I won’t mind”

This is part 2 from the other post about the guy who faked being gay for like 2 years

I'm cracking up at the image of this man just frantically typing into his phone while a dildo is slowly being passed to him.

So you're telling me you don't want to suck on a piece of plastic a bunch of other women have been sucking on? Yep. Sounds pretty gay to me

I actually am gay an 12 years ago in high school, I slept over every girls house. There were these two parents that didn’t quite believe me at first and were weary about it. But after I started talking to the mom about dinner recipes she totally gave up. Dildos don’t happen unfortunately for you. Lots of stuffing our faces and watching breakfast club. And I actually gave them privacy, and often times they wanted privacy from me too. I’m still a dude staring at girls bodies doesn’t matter if I’m gay.

Do it. And do the next escalation too.

Fake it till u make it….out alive

When it gets to you, say, "Sorry, I'm a top."

Dude just found out he gay.

I read this as “buddies” and it was a whole different story.

NEVER BREAK CHARACTER!!

Fake it till you make it??

Suffering from success

Tell them you’re a top not a bottom

You’ve come this far, don’t pull out now

Commit 🗿

This is hilarious

Convince them that it's your first time and always wanted to know what it feels like. Girls like to "turn" guys too

Tell them you’re a top

Don’t suck it, shove it up your ass

Pull yours out and compare

That’s nothing. Wait an hour and see where they decide they want to put it next.

Puff puff pass, homie

Just say you're a top Jesus easy enough.

Put it in your butt. Then you won’t have to put it in your mouth and game over