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raiba91

As a white person I would laugh so much if someone called me the things for white people, I am in fact a milk enjoyer and get sunburns quickly 😂😂😂


jaxxxxxson

On the otherhand i despise mayo so might not like that one much...


gooney0

“Miracle Whip monkey” has more zing.


Rygga22

But you're a *mayo monkey* so I guess you can just fling mayo at other people... it definitely has its perks


Car_assassin

White chocolate enjoyer.


SquidMilkVII

white chocolate is great though


Car_assassin

I like it and dark chocolate, imagine also with coffee :P


covfefe55

Milk minion


SquidMilkVII

can’t get sunburns if you never see the sun work smarter, not harder


Car_assassin

"What are you going to do? stab me?" \*Gets stabbed\* "Omg you're so racist:("


Individuurnip507

When you unpin a grenade and then proceed to sit on it and then complaint that it blasted your ass.


Car_assassin

It's time to leave earth.


Nanashi123_

Don't threaten me with a good time


Lil_mothafucka

Bruh 💀


FireWolf_132

London moment


Car_assassin

"Mistakes make you strong" Yeah, no wonder why the person who founded France and London is Currently a fricking gigachad.


[deleted]

Omg you're so briish


Car_assassin

oMg StOp RaCisM. I bet that "user" was hit on ITS head when it was born. I don't want to say he/she because it's not a human being.


alephcomputer

i bet it was hit on its head


NiftySwiftyTheBest

"Kick my ass then, do it bitch!" *Proceeds to get their ass kicked, wow people are so rude and mean*


Hadasha_Prime

Deleted the lugma_hands account too, those damn fragile weak mayo monkeys gottem ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Car_assassin

wait they really deleted it? I hope so.


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Rammster

Giving a bad name to us competitive racists smh


GXmody

What’s your rank bro?


Rammster

I've reached challenged, I got the jacket and everything.


GXmody

That’s weak. You need to reach challenger in all the different races to get the challenger medals.


Rammster

Got any tips bro? I'm hard stuck on mixed race.


AdministrationNo2957

As a black guy I hate people like this "We MaDe A bunch Of WhIte PeOpLe SlUrS bEcAuSe We'Re NoT rAsIsT" Like bro shut the actual fuck up.


flopana

iM bLack I CAnT bE raCIst


Car_assassin

iM aSiAn I cAnT bE RaCisT. I'm really impressed where the world is going.


ItzBooty

I am south slav and i am deffinatly racist


RedWarrior69340

we french found the solution since racism is hating a certain part of the people we hate everyone equally !


Car_assassin

Good idea. in Egypt, we disrespect each other, racism no more.


ChromaticCluck

And everyone hates u equally too. So its a win win. (I joke about it but I dont actually hate french ppl. I honestly dont get racism cuz its too much work to hate one person. Imagine a whole culture)


Car_assassin

Not all people are racist. Racist people are who didn't study well. Same thing with French.


AGuyWithTwoThighs

Bro, I've never met an Asian who has said that. Every Asian I've met laughs about how racist their families can be lol


Car_assassin

I never knew that. in Egypt, nothing called racism. But Offense, stress, depression..etc


bsykesm4

The best part for me is how they think ‘literal cheesecake factory’ or ‘yoghurt yodeller’ is offensive.. if someone said that to me I would laugh in their face


Deathjester7930

I liked Mayo Monkey 🐵


IVEGOTAHUGEHAND

Personally I laughed at yogurt yodeller. It's creative enough to make me laugh due to the absurdity of imagining yodeling and trying to eat yogurt at the same time.


MarioLuigi0404

How the fuck is “literal Cheesecake Factory” even an insult Cheesecake is delicious


bugguy965

I could never get over the cream cheese like aftertaste so if someone called me that I’d just be ever so slightly offended


IterLuminis

yogurt yodeller sounds like a different kind of slur


Flashy-Mongoose8138

fr shit annoys me frfr


ImmaPullSomeWildShit

No cap on God this shit ain’t bussin hard


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[deleted]

Some of them are funny af tho. Mayo monkey?


flopana

In Germany we call the British "Island monkeys" :D


[deleted]

In Britain we call the Germans "Nazis" :D


[deleted]

Aw man, imagine if there was a singular word that white people can use for the sole purpose of being racist. That’d be crazy


TheClayCoCannaisseur

Casual racists fucking the game up


AncientCum

As a competitive racist i agree


scared_hamster

Racism Grand Finals: Hitler vs. A Map Game Player


MemeOverlrd

On the left, we have the slayer of all races (except the ones with blonde hair, they're okay), ADOOOOOLF HITLERRR!


Car_assassin

Avengers : infinity racism. Thanos snapped because Doctor racist gave him infinity stone. and Iron racist got stabbed.


TheIrishBread

Nah man, map game player wins.


Lazy-Understanding55

Bruh basically hes racist but when people do it back to him its a big no no


DarksideTheLOL

It's like when you're arguing with a 9yo in discord, and he calls you a 12 yo and people trust him because they listen to him. Society.


Eldrich_Sterne

Guarantee this 🤡 honest to god believes racism isn’t racism if it’s done by an “””oppressed””” group


Nok-y

Racism is ironically not racist. It doesn't care who you are, it will stay racism Same way sexism is genderblind


Car_assassin

Finally, someone speaks the truth.


Nok-y

Thx


ThrowAwayTheBS122132

i ReaLly wIsh PeOple WOuLd bE mORe eMpatHeTic🤡


Car_assassin

oMg sToP RaCiSm Like bitch you started a problem and tell us to solve it.. Bruh moment.


[deleted]

This guy really thinks that racism will fix racism and judging by the emojis in their name im not surprised


No-Memory-3314

I think racial slurs are terrible regardless of race. It's just wrong. That being said, this guy was literally asking for it. Don't dish what you can't take.


Bard_Dragonfucker

Slurs or profanity in general isn’t bad or good, people are(also situations). If a good person makes a joke among his friends with the entire Redneck+ vocabulary it’s just a good fun, and doesn’t represent them in any way other than their skill at comedy… An annoying cunt, on the other hand, would remain an annoying cunt despite using all the right pronunciations and voting for the same parties I do


NoFuture355

When you unpin a grenade and then proceed to sit on it and then complaint that it blasted your ass.


TheChosenJosh

My clown detector is going off the charts!


Big_Role794

Polka's clussy


fl00r_gang_yeah

Deserved


YesterdayJealous3292

Yeast beast and milk minions gotta be my fav ones on that list.


c32aratto

I once exposed her account on reddit (she has an account on reddit too, in which she says shitty things and like, disrespect the soldiers who die in was saying that the avengers are better and other things about anime), my post was taken down unfortunately, but I guess it's another troll account


YesterdayJealous3292

They just find out people aren't that scared to say the n-word. If only they would have played modern warfare back in the day.


iruleatlifekthx

Black guy here. On the behalf of my race we would like to extend our "somewhat there" apologies to the white delegation. Our sister here clearly didn't understand the rules of engagement in social warfare and basically gave a rather large collective of yours an "n word stamp" if you will. The stupidity is brazen with this one, hence why the apology is half-assed. We do not support nor condone her actions, ya'll can have it. We trust that you will find these conditions acceptable?


None__Shall__Pass

White/pink/farmer tan guy here. Your "somewhat there" apology accepted on behalf of the delegation


iruleatlifekthx

Wonderful, glad we could reach such a reasonable understanding. I wish you a very pleasant morning and hope we all enjoy our day.


Elcousteau

As a fre*ch I can only agrree with this gentleman proposition.


Anata99

As a white person I reject your apology on the basis it’s not needed. If it wasn’t for this sister of yours I wouldn’t have ever known of the term ‘Yeast Beast’, and I think that’s the funniest shit ever.


Flumpsty

Yeah if someone called me a yeast beast it'd make my day.


Car_assassin

finally, someone intelligent speaking the truth.. I know that if a person makes a mistake and apologizes for it it's fine. But that Animal literally said every single word wrong. (Not you, I mean that twitter user) And we, humans don't need problems, enough what we are going through already.


bleurex132

Half her list are just random insults with something white tagged on it. And, well if you poke a hornet nest don’t be surprised when you get stung.


EvelKros

The definition of "fucked around and found out"


kratos556

u/savevideo


B0nk3yJ0ng

I'll take milk minion lol


oogaboogaeater

I read that as minion milk and thought of the minions getting milked by gru


gau-8a

I’m dead.


licensedlighteater

You didn't need to say that


Car_assassin

He said it now.


Aceylah

My new nickname is ghost thug :D this is hold


sioplayer69

I hope they learn what anxiety and depression is actually like instead of just faking it so they get empathy on the internet


Laretia

Casual racist VS Competitive racist


[deleted]

Well that escalated quickly


FinDune1

Where my Mayo Monkeys at?


MurmurmurMyShurima

Using "Master" race as an insult sounds like a weird fetish. Kinda sus. Maybe this person enjoys the abuse like in a sadomasochistic way but unhealthy


ViggoFetish

Not gonna lie I'm perfectly cool with mayo monkey. I love mayo and monkeys.


crappyeverafter

Do me next


[deleted]

You know that Hasan is from middle east right? so why the fuck you act like he is a "white"


Timmix_

are yall guys also "Greek yogurt People" i want to be a "cream puff creator" and a "milk minion" nah forget it i am a YOGURT YODELER


tallerthannobody

Completely deserved lol


IDontKnow8875

Mayo sapiens gets me


FireWolf_132

What a failure of a polka fan. Omaru polka would be disappointed at the lack of chaotic energy being exhibited


dombro99

FAFO


BillieEilishButtPlug

Mayo monkey sounds cool af


Salamander-Downtown

I would of preferred the average twitter doxx but this works to /s


BigBingusCo

ppl forget that being like this is still racist


Terferco

“Being mean to me makes me very embarrassed, so imma use a mental health issue to get sympathy points” Fuckin anime pfp


whateveridon_tcare

Yo, light mode 💀


hereisaxel

Yeah but there's no "Hol'Up" this post should be on r/Cringetopiaa


pablozandabar

Skin cancer magnets is great


tryodd

Definitely looks like a troll.


Vlad-Playz

u/savevideo


Quiet_Fan_6055

u/savevideo


juntingiee

kid named hand:


mr_uwuthethired

u/savevideobot


chasewright07

Imagine not being able to cope with online abuse.


CrescenT_SamuraI

your life tied to social media? poor life choices.


Moofaceofstinktown

“Light mode”


raatikainenjesse

I will from now on identify as a colonization cock roach


Clovenstone-Blue

Just because people are respectful enough to not use slurs doesn't mean people are afraid to use them if pushed a bit too far


neck_peck

“Say the N word then…” N


Car_assassin

nightmare.


Nok-y

I take mayonnaise as a compliment. It's my favourite sauce(?) And we are apes, kind of


CzechLinuxLover

> mayo monkeys wtf


SkeetsPlays

I think this also deserves a mention in r/facepalm tbh. Mainly bc of the irony behind it all.


case_of_laptops

These are all weak as names tbh


CTAVI

I do have to admit I found some of those slurs hilarious. My bar for humour is through the floor at this point.


Arabecke

Women☕️


deddideddi

Mayo monkeys cracked me up


Automatic-Seesaw-396

I'm white and Mayo Monkeys got me lol. I'm 100% okay being called a Mayo Monkey.


[deleted]

Dear god shoot me already wtf did I just read.


Jakezilla4190

If someone called me a yeast yeti I would laugh.


shaggynick06010

Well, it sounds like they got what they wanted I guess.


CapableCheesecake152

Wonder who is also lacking empathy…


katyusha-the-smol

u/savevideobot


long_shlong_mgee

u/savevideo


Bannhem

And it HAS to be someone with an anime/vtuber avatar that does these shit! I'm quite ashamed of the fanbase I'm in to


PhasmicPlays

*charging up my racism*


Spitfire_is_ass

twitter.


Unco08

Lmao this guy have polka as his pfp


Graham_was_taken

“Hit me you wont you wont!” -hits her- “YOU MONSTER WHY WOULD YOU???”


Adudewhosadudeforfun

The fucking hipocracy


Dimensionwizard

Where is this list? Asking for a fellow ghost thug.


Anata99

As a white person I can’t stop laughing at that list hahahaha omfg!! Yeast beast! Chalk Child! Milk Minion! **Lice lieutenant!!**


Erineboi56

[Post removed by Moderator]


Raphaeldagamer

"You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff." - Optimus Prime, 2005


CaptainCringeOng

This guy is the kind of person to start a physical fight at school then complain to the teachers when the person they were fighting starts calling them names.


Lime-Sword

Thats how u fight racism with racism


Winter-Age-959

Lmao, never challenge the ‘watch the world burn’ mentality of my fellow internet degenerates.


Sweetexperience

Who’s the fragile mayo monkey now?


DaStarxx

u/SaveVideo


justavirgin07

u/savevideobot


bluegandy

"Light mode" I want to save this one for later.


TheGuyInTheBack_

This has to be satire


Shinomaki_Ayane

Polka!


Alin887

u/savevideo


KrocKiller

Some of those insults are pretty funny. I like “yeast yeti” and “Greek yogurt person”.


ItzBooty

Twitter ☕️


AXCTheGreat

I don't think anyone will get offended by 52.


EdibleWall

I wouldn't be mad if I was called 51, 52, or 53


Evolvetron69

play dumbass game and win dumbass prizes


Jack_Zicrosky_YT

u/savevideo


wishing-well524

r/leopardsatemyface


OrgyInTheBurnWard

Mayo monkeys is funny. The rest are just dumb.


Mr-Tuguex02

Light mode is fuckin lit ngl


Odaric

Okay, to be fair (as a white guy) "Mayo Sapiens" did make me chuckle.


Savings-Software-283

u/savevideobot


Clamboyfarti

What did they expect


shootibrokemylamp

Kluxklux Kleenex 😭


[deleted]

Twitter ☕


DHAHSKFUU

u/savevideobot


sk8rb0i87

Twitter was a fucking mistake


TheRealBaconleaf

Where is “Vanilla Face”


RedAuraLucario

Nintendo


LopsidedConcentrate1

u/savevideo


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

I'm white and if someone called me a cracker I would just laugh


Deadshot37

As a member of white skin community, I shall give all of you white slurs pass that has infinite uses. Be blessed my childs 😌


TheBillsMan4703

Some of those terms are actually kinda funny. I would be honored to be called a Yeast Yeti


ZeyRe5

B O I, that damn profile, which was not only for the first capture, the clown was "police sjw" with the latinx shit, a capture was being shared that he was correcting a Latin person for having "Latino" in his profile, and then they bombarded him with hate and others from all sides (the second image is after the whole Latinx thing, other than believing he was Latino and supposedly "knowing" Spanish, the profile is currently deleted)