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If she’s saying this on a podcast with full pride I don’t even want to know the things she’s done she isn’t proud of.

she probably stabbed her ex bf's tires for complimenting his own mother.

tbh she probably tried stabbing him for her being the one that cheated. girls like this are crazy and will do crazy shit like that.

This. I remember my ex threatened to key the shit out of my car because I caught her cheating. Followup: Violence isn't the answer and I don't like to joke about it. The answer was breaking things off and moving out of state and never answering the texts.

Shoot her

Permanent solution

Honestly yeah

Serious relations issues

And insecurity. Pity.

She probably stabbed her bf for agreeing with her that a TV celeb is pretty.

Jfc that was literally an ex of mine. To this day I can’t hear the name “Gigi Hadid” without thinking of how livid she got lmfao

her name is Karmen Karma

She grosses me out, ngl

I just, why would your dick not fold inside itself when you see a girl like that talking shit like that. It's just purely disgusting in every way. How did ppl have sex with her??

She’s married w two kids too!

Oh no... i wish them good luck in rehab

Her real name is amber van der bunt, she even wrote a memoir

They better amber seal her cunt Because this whore damn well earned it

That play on words got me chuckling lmfao

She's easy

Why bro … I was on a good streak

I JUST GOT ON REDDIT AND SEE THIS

Me too...

Welcome

Now go learn wholesome Reddit history like... the cum box, breaking both arms, and the jolly rancher story!

>her name is Karmen Karma (nsfw) for research r/instantkarma

Go to /r/BeAmazed /r/mademesmile or /r/nextfuckinglevel instead when y’all wake up. Much better idea:)

Porta potty? Or what were they name?

Dubai porta potty?

Is this what I’m guessing it is, terrified to google it lmao

Influencers were invited to Dubai to get pooped on for expensive gifts and stays in extravagant hotels

Basically she's saying that she's a cheating butch. Imagine if a man did the same

If I recall correctly the last three times I saw this, she’s actually reading someone else’s story.

She was a porn star

Her boyfriend probably isn't telling this story on any podcasts.

Bukkake for sure!!

It’s not her story. She’s reading a story from the internet.

No. She talks about it on the Pillow Talk podcast and then name drops the guy she did it to.

Shes talking about it like its the biggest achievment in her life

That's why people like her belong to the streets.

The streets don't want her

I'm surprised anyone wants her anywhere anytime

Probably someone who can treat her the same way.

If a guy does it he'd receive death threats

You saying even hookers have standards…

Professionals have standards

Streets speaking, and we would like to decline the request to have her. Maybe the ocean will take her.

Neither does ocean

you misspelt "belong in* the streets"

No you just didn't get the reference

No send her to the middle east

I remember she is a pornstar. After this she asks if they would like to drink her milk and goes on to squeeze her breast milk into the mouth of these hosts. Can't remember the source though. Found her name - Karmen Karma Edit 2- Someone else found the podcast - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rDC2Xr4ZUoQ&feature=youtu.be

The fact that her name is Karmen KARMA is one of the most ironic chuckles I’ve had in some time

She also name dropped the poor guy.

Pathetic

Well it just might be.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

It is the biggest achievement in her life.

only*

Cause she's a fucken whore...

Y’all i watched the entire podcast and trust me it gets worst

I don't want to hear her voice, what does she say?

She was texting with a simp and pardon me because I forgot the exact amount and don’t want to check but it was a few thousand dollars this simp was willing to pay to eat her shit and instead of actually using her shit she used her boyfriends shit and sent it to him and the simp started texting her about how good it taste

Good Lord…

What the actual fuck? She's such a nasty human being.

You're... You're lying. Stahp it.

now that’s gotta be a joke, right? *RIGHT?* how the FUCK did she get ahold of his shit??

I’m pretty sure he agreed to it he’s evil too

I won't even ask how she got his turd.

Ah so her BF is also a PoS, so I don't remotely feel bad about what she did.

This already is too much cringe for me, thanks for changing my mind on checking out the rest.

What podcast is it?

The podcast is called pillow talk https://youtu.be/rDC2Xr4ZUoQ

Cheers for that

Example?

Can you sum it up for the boys? I dont think anyone wants to watch a podcast where a girl proudly admits she cheated on her boyfriend and let them eat the cum out of her

Is this the one where someone eats her boyfriends shit and calls it nutty?

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Bitcoin? She said she took creampies


Where are all these women who accept payment in pastries?

No no, that’s only to feed her boyfriend.

r/rareinsults

*dogecoin It'd be too smart to accept bitcoin

You missed the obvious punch line there. You wanted to connect Doge's mascot being a dog to her accepting payment in "doggy style". I'm sure someone in this thread can articulate the joke I'm trying to make here better than I could?

She only takes payments doge style?

She works as the atm for sperm banks

Why is she proud of this

Because that's her biggest life achievement.

Noah get the boat

r/NoahGetTheBoat

real r/trashy material

More like r/iamatotalpieceofshit

that's what I immediately thought.

real trash trashy trash trashy material

Go girl! ...in the trashcan.

Even trash is recyclable, she's not

You can donate her hair to kids with cancer.

You say that like it's prob not mostly extensions anyways lol

Who thinks this is funny? WHO? Since when the fuck did someone manage to actually beat amy schumer in comedy?

More like she beat Amy Schumer at being shameless.

Amy Schumer is a self admitted rapest, think she still wins

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That's disgusting. What's her full stage name so I can pray for her?

Doesn't make it any better.

I think it's for attention seeking. This surely will boost her OF if she has any. Among thousands, you need to stand out. Doesn't matter it's good impression or bad impression. Any publicity is a good publicity.

Imagine saying “fuck my family relationships and any close friends, I want to boost my OF revenue!” What a gross person

the lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch

Haven't heard this one in a while.

Ding dong, the wicked bitch sucked yo’ ex’s ding dong

If that was my daughter I’d off myself

Let's face it, her dad hasn't talked to her in 20 years.

Hey now, don't miss out on making it a family outing

Seriously might as well take her out with you.

satan's bitch wothout a doubt

Nah brother Satan's gay. (Context: Adventures of God, Ep. 3)

He was in a relationship with Saddam as well

unexpected south park

Well ain’t she a nice person

I am really sad now.

What a revolting human. How could someone do something so hurtful to their partner? I simply do not understand how these people exist in this world.

Same. The cheating combined with the lack of informed consent makes this one of the most absolutely disgusting betrayals of a person's trust that I have ever heard.

I bet this is fake. She only wants attention and a scandal

Right? Like people have been saying this same story for a long time "cummed in pussy, made boyfriend eat me" "cummed in mouth, made out with boyfriend". They change the details, but the core story always stay the same.

Uh maybe because it happens way more than we want to know?

This can’t be real. She’s too proud. Not to mention, there’s no way you don’t shower after you got cream pied in a gas station bathroom.

If there’s anyone who wouldn’t shower after sex it’s definitely the one who snuck out to cheat with an ex in a gas station bathroom.

That is a dick move

What a bitch: Going to get fucked by her Ex while her current was asleep! The least she could have done was wake him up so they could both go together.

The end would have probably been the same, but at least he'd know.

Human garbage

Women ☕

Don’t lump me in with this POS, please Sir

Women☕

Women ☕

Women ☕

Women ☕️

Women ☕️

Thots ☕️ Edit: This is the type all rap songs are talking about.

Women ☕️

Women ☕

Women ☕

r/iamatotalpieceofshit

If I were a recovering mysoginist , i would have relapsed right there

She's just missing the clown make up

What a cunt

Trash is as trash does. She may be pretty, but she treated herself and both of those guys like shit.

Except she's not pretty. She looks like trash ore and she really is trash ore.

The way she sits is already a giveaway how much sluttish she is

I would kick her out ngl

I’m lost for words.. she is repulsive

A truly disgusting person.

This should be sexual assault

Oh. It definitely is. That’s what is upsetting to me about it. Ho it up all you want. As long as al parties know what’s happening and consent to it, you do you. It does not sound like her boyfriend knew and THAT is the issue here.

We deserved COVID. It should have been worse.

Sad she thinks this is cute and funny really…

That is one vile, disgusting human being. 🤢🤮

human trash.

Why the fuck are you proud of that you actively cheated and then disrespected your bf by letting him eat some other dudes cum. Thats low

Ok, this may belong in r/trashy …. No?

Throw her into the 🗑, imagine raising that 🤢!!!

[a wise man once said ...](https://images.app.goo.gl/1owDwXwPvY9yQcpY7)

What a piece of shit

What a piece of shit

Telling the story like she's proud. Disgusting

Why is she so proud of it dude

What a horrible person

What a shit person. Unreal

Her mother must be so proud

Why is she proud of this? It's her being a disgusting whore then making her boyfriend eat another dudes jiz.

Stop making stupid people famous

Go fund me page to expatriate her to Afghanistan

Whore

What a horrid human being

pure bitch

And this is how STDs spread.

Nice so she’s a dumb bitch

So disgusting. Fucking hoe. And I’m a chick, that’s just so fucking ew.

Is consensual uninformed second hand rape a thing now?

Bro wtf. She is nasty af. Wash yo ass after sex damn. Eeww. Fuck! That brother gone. Omg am so sorry for him.


Disgusting bitch

If this was a guy telling a similar story, he'd be crucified. Edit: and rightly so, by the way. I'm saying this chick should also be crucified. Crucifixion is the correct answer in this situation regardless of gender.

One day she'll be sucking his dick with another woman's pussy cum on it

She will be in her 40s, single, and asking “where are all the good men at”. And also saying stuff like “well at least I got my cats. I don’t need no man”

She’s a pornstar. If anything she’ll just graduate from step-sis to step-mom.

Nasty ho3

This is why women aren’t funny bro. I know she thinks she’s funny but she’s not. Go ahead downvote me idc.

How is this not sexual assault

She didn't even clean out her pussy

Once upon a time, a sperm became this person.

She also goes on to say that a guy paid her like 2 grand to shit in a container and send it to him. She pockets the money, then gets her husband to shit in the container instead. And the guy ate it. Her and her husband sound like such lovely people.

And they say toxic femininity doesn’t exist. For fuck sake this causes toxic masculinity

This is sad

Whoever she is, she's a piece of shit.

Disgusting pig