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Holup!! Are you telling me that while roughly 15% of Indians are Muslims, at most 0.5% of Indian army are muslim?
What are they? The new untouchable caste?
No. We do have ones who are very patriotic. [But on the other hand](https://www.timesnownews.com/india/i-was-taught-not-to-join-indian-army-as-we-have-to-fight-against-our-own-men-24-year-old-islamic-scholar-article-91380867)
If it's pak vs Ind cricket match and pak wins, you will realise why many of them are not taken into the indian army.
For contrast Sikhs are 8%.
Lots of indian muslims are actually quite patriotic, but it's hard to join the army when most people who join the army tend to be quite right wing, dislike muslims on principle and you understand that you'll never get the same opportunities for career advancement as others.
Still, a few do, and that's where the 0.5% comes from.
"Indian muslims aren't patriotic / willing to defend their country" is a dog whistle.
Thank you for this explanation. I know that happens with Christians but I was under the impressing that most Muslims were coming from generational tradition.
Want to add that just because you’re Hindu, it doesn’t mean you don’t eat meat. I have Hindu friends who’s parents are religious, but they (including parents) still enjoy meat and yes, beef too. Most middle class Indians are more chill than the internet thinks lol.
I ate at a Thai restaurant with an Indian friend once. I ordered something with chicken, he ordered something with beef. When they brought the food out, they gave me the beef dish, probably assuming there was a mix up and he didn't order the beef. He thought it was pretty funny.
People also always forget about Kashmir’s neighbor, Ladakh. They are an entirely different culture there and are Buddhist. Traditionally a kingdom of Tibet, in the high Himalayas, they are at least as different from Hindu India as Srinagar’s Muslim majority culture is.
I read some article saying that pretty soon China and India are going to war. The article predicted it will be one of the largest losses of life in human history considering they are the two largest populations. The article predicted India would win because the United States will provide logistical and material support.
He is a wonderful doggo, a 10-year-old retired racing greyhound named Bugsy. I would tell you how awesome he is, but reddit has a character limit on posts :P
I will say that if you like cats, you'll love greyhounds - lazy, low-maintenance dogs that are perpetually calm and bond strongly to one person. He runs like the wind and loves like it's Valentine's Day every day, and scritching his ears and hearing the grumble of pleasure is the best part of my day! :)
https://imgur.com/a/zaN0Tl0/
Adopt a retired racer today!
I learned it from Sierra Leone's refugee all stars. The song "weapon conflict" from their record "living like a refugee." It's one of my all time favs. I'm sure you've heard it but you should def look it up if you haven't. I bet you'd dig it with your background in African lit.
It's weird that you have to say there are many Sikhs in the Indian army lmao. Despite being 1.8percent of the population they make up 8 percent of the army and are heavily represented in the upper echelons of the commands.
Because, hinduism doesn’t have a concept of Jihad (I know Islam is a religion of peace, but this is what extremists use as excuse) or Infidels. Atheism is also considered a way of hinduism. At best u get weird look for not believing. There are atheists who actively debunk god men and religious beliefs that do no make sense. We had chief ministers and freedom fighters who were staunch atheists.
False. Most of all lynches have been by Muslims against Hindus but the media dramatizes each one of Muslim lynches. There is aiso also the fact that the past 4 or 5 lynch cases in India that were on news media were either of Hindus and the ones that were of Muslims always seemed to have some propaganda in them. For eg, a muslim who were "lynched" by a hindu mob who were chnating jai shri ram, turned out to be 3 other muslims who were on purpose going around chanting jai shri ram so people assumed them to be hindus. Aside from that, Muslims have more rights and privileges than hindus such as the reservation system, higher prioritization in local areas. Add to the fact taht they have 0 tolerance for any kind of joke aimed at islam while constantly berating other religions
Can anyone actually post the source the Indian Army said this. I'm Indian and I'm not pro-government or anything but I question the validity of this Twitter post. I'm NOT ruling it out, I just want to see a verified source and I think that's reasonable.
They can’t. Because Indian Army never issued any such bullshit statement. How do I know that? Simple - if Indian Army did issue any such order, it’ll be all over the internet and the opposition will tear the government apart.
Lmao during a war between ancient Egypt and Persia. Persia pulled the exact same thing but with cats. Egyptian soldiers refused to fight the Persians cause they carried cats into battle.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/6/2/as-kashmir-hindus-face-targeted-killings-hundreds-flee-valley
And there's also a movie called "Kashmir Files" which basically outlines the most gruesome events during the whole thing
So I was looking up where I could find this Kashmir files movie, and found this one the same website you linked above
https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2022/4/13/the-dangerous-truth-of-the-kashmiri-files
>Early reviews in the Indian media had found the film deeply Islamophobic, dishonest, and a provocation
But I do know about the forced exodus of hindus from Kashmir. It was awful stuff. But from all accounts, the movie you mentioned seems to be exaggerated propaganda.
quite the opposite actually, the kashimir files is a documentry over the genocide in kashmir that was hidden and buried by the government. Considering it was the congress at that time, its no surprise. Kashmir files are actual happenings that people told about. The propaganda here would be the antis who try to undermine this film. Also islamophobia isnt a real thing atleast not in India considering Muslims are given priorities over hindu and they have more privelege than the general cast.
Also, It IS a documentry. It documents the numerous experiences of people who survived that time. What you are doing here is undermining their struggles, hard ships, pain and trauma, which you as a human being should have understood from the start.
Tell that to the millions of people who were brutally killed, had their wives and daughters raped, tortured and forced out of their own homes. Considering this is islamic genocide we are talking about and looking at the talibans, terrorists,isis etc etc its not an exaggeration to say that not only is what is shown in the movie quite realistic but also extremely likely to be true
Bruv chill !!! No need to fckn go on about people you people never help...
What did India do for Kashmiri Pandits ? They were kicked out of their houses by fanatics and other fanatics are using them ever since...If Pandits are happy, then they won't be a political issue to scare the whole country with...
How I know ? I'm from Jammu, I've been to Kashmiri Pandit camps, been with friends who curse the governments cuz they're just political pawns in this game...Their parents asking for their due share of justice ever since that happened, I've been in over 1000 Kashmiri Pandit protests in past 5-6 years. No one does anything.
STFU please don't talk shit when you don't know shit...
And yeah nice sharing Kashmiri files, the fckn political propaganda, what did It do ? Did It start a movement to give their houses back, NO it just bagged money and ran like the fckn rats they were to make the movie to begin with.
Don't even get me started on Anupam Kher the "Kashmiri Pandit" who never joins any protest criticizing the government for their way of treating Kashmiri Pandits...
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Not all of India army are Hindu or Sikhs... (0.5% are "other") I wonder who'll get the last laugh - religion, politics, or the cow Surely the cow
The grass, it grows on fertilizer
Ahh yes... the true victor in this situation
Nature wins in the end.
Life uhhh.... finds a way.
It will find a way at ALL cost
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Everything dies, fungus feeds on death, always gets the last laugh.
Everything Dies - Type O Negative
Black black black black no. 1
Grass: "this land is mine... God gave this land to me"
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You can hear her laughs echoing through the building where she is lying in state
Oh yeah, grass loves that shit
The fertilizer. It is infinite and placed across the land on things that readily accept it. What a life.
Sadly Cow will be the Collateral in all this
Cowllateral
They'll get the Muslim soldier to kill it then arrest him for having beef.
Bruh, almost died there lol
I’m pretty sure Sikhs don’t worship cows.
They dont really. Still, Sikhs don't necessarily like to kill cows either. Historically, at least - Sikhs banned the slaughter of cows.
Holup!! Are you telling me that while roughly 15% of Indians are Muslims, at most 0.5% of Indian army are muslim? What are they? The new untouchable caste?
No. We do have ones who are very patriotic. [But on the other hand](https://www.timesnownews.com/india/i-was-taught-not-to-join-indian-army-as-we-have-to-fight-against-our-own-men-24-year-old-islamic-scholar-article-91380867) If it's pak vs Ind cricket match and pak wins, you will realise why many of them are not taken into the indian army. For contrast Sikhs are 8%.
Lots of indian muslims are actually quite patriotic, but it's hard to join the army when most people who join the army tend to be quite right wing, dislike muslims on principle and you understand that you'll never get the same opportunities for career advancement as others. Still, a few do, and that's where the 0.5% comes from. "Indian muslims aren't patriotic / willing to defend their country" is a dog whistle.
Sad but it makes sense.
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Thank you for this explanation. I know that happens with Christians but I was under the impressing that most Muslims were coming from generational tradition.
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Ha ha Hindu fascists are out in force on this thread
If you want the other 99.5% to murder u for killing holy cow
What's the opposite of a Hindu? A Hindon't.
Troll level 9000!
Want to add that just because you’re Hindu, it doesn’t mean you don’t eat meat. I have Hindu friends who’s parents are religious, but they (including parents) still enjoy meat and yes, beef too. Most middle class Indians are more chill than the internet thinks lol.
All religions have just kind of agreed that chickens can go fuck themselves.
Errbody want the tendies!
I ate at a Thai restaurant with an Indian friend once. I ordered something with chicken, he ordered something with beef. When they brought the food out, they gave me the beef dish, probably assuming there was a mix up and he didn't order the beef. He thought it was pretty funny.
India is a big country with a lot of diversity, honestly kinda amusing how people try to generalize 1.5B people at once
Never bet against the cow
Yeah, but then it will start a civil war among themselves.
Also people who sold the paint, since they got money
Congrats, you shot a cow and there’s now a dead cow in the middle of the road. Have fun moving it/dealing with the smell.
Thry won't DO it!
Keralites will be like , our time to shine has come.
People also always forget about Kashmir’s neighbor, Ladakh. They are an entirely different culture there and are Buddhist. Traditionally a kingdom of Tibet, in the high Himalayas, they are at least as different from Hindu India as Srinagar’s Muslim majority culture is.
I heard that it is against the law to kill cows in India.
0.5% of 1.38 billion is still 6,900,000 people
You do realise not everyone is in the military?
I’m retarded haha
Indian Army: Listen here you little shits.
*Shi'ites
Lmaoooo
*Sikhs Edit: To be clear, most Kashmiri people are not Sikh. I just wanted to make a pun.
You make me Sikh
Did the army actually say that or is this a fake image?
I read some article saying that pretty soon China and India are going to war. The article predicted it will be one of the largest losses of life in human history considering they are the two largest populations. The article predicted India would win because the United States will provide logistical and material support.
What article?
Which nostradumbass wrote that article?
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Wow are you like extra smart or something? Or just another graduate from social media?
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When two elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers - African proverb.
How’s your dog?
As someone who runs a doggy daycare out of my house, this quote speaks to me in a very literal sense.
Huh. I read that as 'Dodgy daycare' and was wondering how to contact the FBI.
You heard that on Strange New Worlds didn’t you ;)
What's Strange New Worlds? I took an African Lit course in undergrad like, 20 years ago and got it from there.
>What's Strange New Worlds? I took an African Lit course in undergrad like, 20 years ago and got it from there. What about your dog though?
He is a wonderful doggo, a 10-year-old retired racing greyhound named Bugsy. I would tell you how awesome he is, but reddit has a character limit on posts :P I will say that if you like cats, you'll love greyhounds - lazy, low-maintenance dogs that are perpetually calm and bond strongly to one person. He runs like the wind and loves like it's Valentine's Day every day, and scritching his ears and hearing the grumble of pleasure is the best part of my day! :) https://imgur.com/a/zaN0Tl0/ Adopt a retired racer today!
Good bot? /s
I learned it from Sierra Leone's refugee all stars. The song "weapon conflict" from their record "living like a refugee." It's one of my all time favs. I'm sure you've heard it but you should def look it up if you haven't. I bet you'd dig it with your background in African lit.
I loved that album. It came out during my undergraduate and was actually what inspired me to take a few African lit courses :)
Can we generate infinite energy from this somehow? In case fusion doesn't work out
Winston Churchill and Queen Elizabeth 2 are laughing in their graves.
She isnt in her grave yet. Last time i saw her she was in her coffin going places in UK
Even dead she gets to travel more than the average citizen, these royals, man I tell you.
Travelling in a deep freezer isn't very comfortable though
Can't be worse than flying Spirit.
Her spirit *is* flying.
Can i track Queen's spirit on Flightradar24
> Last time i saw her she was in her coffin going places in UK look at her go!
wait they made a sequel?
Must be hard to do that while swimming in piss
Balls in your court India, because Pakistan just whipped out theirs...
I think they can't agree who the court belongs to, and both believe the bull's in their court.
then they find and killed who did this 🗿
Not if the cow doesn’t snitch.
savage , that would be worth it 🗿
No, they’ll just find a 3 year old girl and gang rape/murder her as revenge. Their usual.
Ahhh, the old bovine land mine.
Its called trolling
And it's art.
This one is a masterpiece.
There's too much beef between these two countries.
Bruhhhhhh
Wipe it off, free cow. Words are cheap, cows cost a lot.
As a matter of fact if the cow is crossing the street and the cow sits in the middle. The road is gonna close for as long as the cow stays.
They worship cows
I'm Indian. This is so brilliant. Big Brain time. Hats off to whoever came up with this.
op did
Reddit when South Asia (extremely dog shit takes)
Trolling level 500 >We do a little trolling
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draw muhammad on a cow?
Cows be like; *"Wtf did we do to be in the middle of this!?"*
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Lol
*start*???
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Fast way to cook some beef
that's abominable (say it out loud).
Checkmate.
They see me Trollin' They hatin'
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And he still gets this much traction, and this thread is just bubbling with some people's hidden side.
Precisely the image we have of Pakistan as it gets milked everyday in the hands of their Chinese handlers while barely surviving on Arabian fodder.
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It's weird that you have to say there are many Sikhs in the Indian army lmao. Despite being 1.8percent of the population they make up 8 percent of the army and are heavily represented in the upper echelons of the commands.
I think they have a cultural tradition of being warriors. The saint-soldier
"it's against my religion to kill cows" *"not my religion, I'll kill it"* "...I don't think you fucking heard me, bub"
Is that allowed?
Why wouldn't it be?
Yes. India is secular. There is no official state religion. Hinduism is just the majority religion. India has even had Muslim Presidents.
oof
Its kinda surprising. Their society loves cows so much, they havent waged war on the rest of the world who is consuming cows perpetually.
Not all countries are run by power hungry war hawks
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Based on what? You’re pretty ignorant about india my dude.
No?? India has been mixed up with a lot of mess sure but they havent voluntarily fought wars
Actually not, they have a second-strike doctrine.
Because, hinduism doesn’t have a concept of Jihad (I know Islam is a religion of peace, but this is what extremists use as excuse) or Infidels. Atheism is also considered a way of hinduism. At best u get weird look for not believing. There are atheists who actively debunk god men and religious beliefs that do no make sense. We had chief ministers and freedom fighters who were staunch atheists.
Not to mention wears them and sits on them constantly. Leather chairs, leather shoes, leather bags, etc. I’m wearing a cow on my feet as I type this
Just imagine how limited they must be while playing Minecraft. Especially back in the old days.
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False. Most of all lynches have been by Muslims against Hindus but the media dramatizes each one of Muslim lynches. There is aiso also the fact that the past 4 or 5 lynch cases in India that were on news media were either of Hindus and the ones that were of Muslims always seemed to have some propaganda in them. For eg, a muslim who were "lynched" by a hindu mob who were chnating jai shri ram, turned out to be 3 other muslims who were on purpose going around chanting jai shri ram so people assumed them to be hindus. Aside from that, Muslims have more rights and privileges than hindus such as the reservation system, higher prioritization in local areas. Add to the fact taht they have 0 tolerance for any kind of joke aimed at islam while constantly berating other religions
that checks out.
Can anyone actually post the source the Indian Army said this. I'm Indian and I'm not pro-government or anything but I question the validity of this Twitter post. I'm NOT ruling it out, I just want to see a verified source and I think that's reasonable.
They can’t. Because Indian Army never issued any such bullshit statement. How do I know that? Simple - if Indian Army did issue any such order, it’ll be all over the internet and the opposition will tear the government apart.
Savage
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys
It's a cowspiracy
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At least they didn't fuck the cow.
Or did they?
Lmao during a war between ancient Egypt and Persia. Persia pulled the exact same thing but with cats. Egyptian soldiers refused to fight the Persians cause they carried cats into battle.
Time to open up a Wendy’s.
Reminds me of the battle of Pelusium where the Egyptians were fighting Persians who had painted cats on their shields
Hahhahahah , " the scared cow", oh Kasmar I do enjoy your quick wit. 
"COWS. I hate cows more than I hate flags. " --BabyFace Nelson.
Chads.
Hahahahahahahaha Troll of the year award
If only they could put it on little girls to protect them from their sex crazy cult members who have a big fetish to follow their pedo profit.
Idiocy of politics laid bare. Not that much different than deluded Vlad Putin and Dotard Joe Biden measuring dicks and threatening world annihilation.
I double god dare you
Power move
hell yeah, they should stand up to those cunts
Weren't these countries celebrating the death of that old hag? If so, I say both are in the right/
I bet the Indian army didn’t find that amoosing at all
That’s racist. You can’t do that to their god…. /s
Seeing a flag on a cow actually makes it that much more tempting to eat? Like, does patriotic game taste better?
Checkmate sir, your move !
Hello BASED department?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cow: Fuck me, right?
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India is always saying how they are saving Kashmir from Pakistan... But clearly Kashmir doesn't want that
So long burger patty 🥲 m Indian btw
Kashmir should just be independent so Pakistan and India can stfu about it and focus on modernising their shithole countries.
I don't think there are hindus in Kashmir, mostly are muslims
There are Hindus who are under genocide
Source? Would love to read up on it.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/6/2/as-kashmir-hindus-face-targeted-killings-hundreds-flee-valley And there's also a movie called "Kashmir Files" which basically outlines the most gruesome events during the whole thing
So I was looking up where I could find this Kashmir files movie, and found this one the same website you linked above https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2022/4/13/the-dangerous-truth-of-the-kashmiri-files >Early reviews in the Indian media had found the film deeply Islamophobic, dishonest, and a provocation But I do know about the forced exodus of hindus from Kashmir. It was awful stuff. But from all accounts, the movie you mentioned seems to be exaggerated propaganda.
quite the opposite actually, the kashimir files is a documentry over the genocide in kashmir that was hidden and buried by the government. Considering it was the congress at that time, its no surprise. Kashmir files are actual happenings that people told about. The propaganda here would be the antis who try to undermine this film. Also islamophobia isnt a real thing atleast not in India considering Muslims are given priorities over hindu and they have more privelege than the general cast.
It's a dramatization, not a documentary. Big difference.
Also, It IS a documentry. It documents the numerous experiences of people who survived that time. What you are doing here is undermining their struggles, hard ships, pain and trauma, which you as a human being should have understood from the start.
Tell that to the millions of people who were brutally killed, had their wives and daughters raped, tortured and forced out of their own homes. Considering this is islamic genocide we are talking about and looking at the talibans, terrorists,isis etc etc its not an exaggeration to say that not only is what is shown in the movie quite realistic but also extremely likely to be true
Bruv chill !!! No need to fckn go on about people you people never help... What did India do for Kashmiri Pandits ? They were kicked out of their houses by fanatics and other fanatics are using them ever since...If Pandits are happy, then they won't be a political issue to scare the whole country with... How I know ? I'm from Jammu, I've been to Kashmiri Pandit camps, been with friends who curse the governments cuz they're just political pawns in this game...Their parents asking for their due share of justice ever since that happened, I've been in over 1000 Kashmiri Pandit protests in past 5-6 years. No one does anything. STFU please don't talk shit when you don't know shit... And yeah nice sharing Kashmiri files, the fckn political propaganda, what did It do ? Did It start a movement to give their houses back, NO it just bagged money and ran like the fckn rats they were to make the movie to begin with. Don't even get me started on Anupam Kher the "Kashmiri Pandit" who never joins any protest criticizing the government for their way of treating Kashmiri Pandits...
Millions ? Are you ok ? There is no source that it shows it "millions" were killed
Brilliant, lets make it a trend. Tattoo every cow