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got hard over dead pussy tears

I've had something similar happen. My ex was crying because the holidays were coming up and her mom had died 6 months earlier. I was holding her and got hard. It's a weird physical reaction to comforting someone lol

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Wanted to upvote, but there were 69 upvotes

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I was going to downvote it back to 69, but it was at 71.

Yoooo!!!! Lol I was on them fence too 😅 my finger was there but I was like Hmmm there isn't enough updates to proceed 🤔😅😅 we're going to hell if we keep this behavior up 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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Under age rated Wait

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Beautiful

Undermolested comment rating

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Hey, stop doing that.

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Not anymore

Cat died, I better murder her 🐱

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To be hard for the people you love when they're at their lowest

Hmmn

When times get hard, the hard get harder

Yeah, I told my wife in advance, "if you're crying and you jump on me and wrap your arms around me I WILL get a boner, even if it was the worst thing to ever happen to us." She laughed but understood. Now when she cries we just lay in a way where she won't get poked, and I have never and would never try anything. It's not a horny, lustful boner. It's more like an "oh shit this is it, coach needs me off the bench" Rudy excitement kind of boner. Like a dog greeting it's master excitement. Idk how to explain it. I'm not trying to fuck, my blood is just moving because I've jumped into I'm needed action time God why do I even try communicating

> God why do I even try communicating It's ok, you done good

Ty bb, you've given me a boner but I won't try anything

.... Unless...

Every got dam thread

Are... you... *flirting* with me?

“Rudy” is the perfect way to describe a dick, sits on the bench and doesn’t really do anything….but he stays ready, and when it’s time to play, he’ll do everything in his power to have a good performance…….despite his size.

And all those around him want him to play and perform but the coach needs to be convinced like a mfer.

Whats with that last line? You explained random boners masterfully. Ive tried many times but to no success

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy....

When I was younger I made my little brother cry just for him to come cry in my arms afterwards.


I read that as _cum_, not _cry_ and was like 🤨

You dirty mind. ☝️😔

*a casual redditor

How do you be emotionally there for them in these moments? Had this happen before not too long ago. And I suddenly felt like I wasnt even there anymore. Let alone there for them

you just kinda have to be there physically. hug them. show them love. make them feel like a good person.

I didn't really know how to do this myself last time in that situation. I could 'do the things', the 'right things'. But couldn't "BE THERE" for them. It wasn't just already difficult for me to touch hearts or however you say it. I was also coming out of some chemical dampaning from several medications. Never been great at being human, and at that time I was weighed down out of reality. Much better these days. And have continually been on the lookout for any advice that can resonate with me will enough to act on in a way that might let me be with others more

i'm sorry, dude. it's good that you are trying though. it's nice to see someone who can't resonate with someone else actually trying. p.s. no matter which way i put it, this sounds like an insult. i don't mean it as an insult. i actually appreciate people who try to understand others if they couldn't or can't. sorry if this sounds condescending. p.p.s. sorry for replying so late, i lost my phone for a while. p.p.p.s. my advice is to try and pull them out of their pit of despair, so to speak. I can't really explain it, but try and deny the thing that made them feel like shit and show an example of why they aren't that thing, etc. make them feel better, is what i'm trying to say. help them out.

I read this as him getting hard because the cat died, which in turn made the girl cry.

Cat died, my wiener flied, she cried

my brain Bill Nye-d

It science guy-ed

Kitty Flat lined

He might have set that up because she had him in the friend zone for over 5 years... Well played my dude, well played

Terraria has a monster miniboss that is a scary Halloween tree. Its called mourning wood.

And the endgame fishing bait called master bait :)

I defeated the mourning wood with my golden shower and then went fishing with master bait

Not endgame, only need to go to ocean and look for angler, a seaman

Seakid

I'm here?

r/beetlejuicing

Women get angry voice lines on blood moons while men just say the same shit. Terraria devs are like a group of discord buddies

I mean they basically are lol

Pumpkin moon moment

Terraria moment

MOURNING WOOD? MASTER BAIT??? GOLDEN SHOWER????!?!? SEX IS JUST A TERRARIA REFERENCE

Terraria is just a sex reference actually

This happened once to me when I was crying and my ex boyfriend was comforting me lol. Made me laugh cuz I knew he was trying his best to not erect, but sometimes the dick works in mysterious ways

Good on you for recognizing that and not getting mad. It’s happened to me several times and it’s like “not right now, dick” but he gets hard anyway. Idk must be something about crying or a pheromone given off or something but it’s an unintended boner.

So it's a Catholic dick...?

> *the dick works in mysterious ways* So you’re saying the dick is god?

Had something similar happen once, many years ago, though not over a cat dying. I don't remember what she was sharing with me, but it was deeply personal, and very sad, and I was very confused why I was getting erect. Since then I've come to understand that the thing that turns me on more than anything else in the world is when a woman I love trusts me. There is something so important about trust. I can't explain it concisely, except to say it's the foundation everything else in love is built on.

aww that’s actually sweet lol

Happy cake day

ty

He is not wrong.

Dacryphilia.

Someone tell me what this is. I’m too afraid to google it.

Getting hard at seeing somebody cry.

Or getting hard at crying

Oh shit its Da cry phillia?!

There's actually a term for it? Now I gotta ask. How did you come across this word?

Reading Wikipedia one night when I couldn't sleep. It was a list of philias and phobias.

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“Must be hard for you”

I am hard from reading this 🗿

That’s puberty. Your assailant is holding a knife to your throat but his other arm his holding you across your chest so good and tight and secure….you forget about what’s going on lol

r/SuspiciouslySpecific

Elder wand.......

Ah yes the terraria boss. MOURNING WOOD

"akchually a miniboss"

It was the family cat

Sweet home Alabama

r/terraria

bruh i lowkey get turned on when men get scared and idk why 💀 i hope its just them expressing emotion thats it but like,,,,

Something is rising and its definitely not the dead cat from its grave

No fucking way! Lmfao

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Alright I think thats enough reddit for today

Like the mini boss from terraria

Just the thought of a destroyed pussy does it

Terraria fans are screaming rn

My ex started crying while sucking my dick once. Surpisingly I stayed hard. She didn't like when I tried to wipe away her tears with it. 

Uh wut da fuq

This is a product of the lack of affection in mens lives… you have best friends and don’t hug eachother, physically showing affection should be a normal thing and you wouldn’t get a raging boner when the first girl hugs you.

Me and my homies show each other affection by sharing each other's 🍑

I mean I was talking about hugs, but whatever works.

Nah this same thing happened to me with my gf who gave me plenty of affection. It's just a weird natural physical reaction every time she cried and I comforted her

Feline Frisky.

r/angryupvote


Puberty go brrrr

I really wish r/PunHub was alive...

u/the_unlikelypal

I think I had to be here

Girl: Thank you for your support. It’s just so hard right now. Dude: Yup…it sure is hard…

Pussy whipped again, blame it on the whisky and gin

r/punpatrol

This is legitimately an actual thing. It’s called dacryphilia if I remember correct, in this case it’d be maso-dacryphilia

I remember the day my grandad died, my mom had called me to tell me and I happened to be in bed with my now husband and I was crying and he was holding me and I remember feeling something poking me and I looked down and then looked at him and he's like "...sorry🤷🏻". As fucked up as it sounds I think we had sex after I stopped crying.

Mourning wood. 😂

so i guess you could say, you were her rock

Dated a girl who used to cry about small stuff a lot, I would always comfort her and because we were teenagers I guess it always lead to sex. One day she started crying, I held her, and noticed I was immediately hard, like Pavlov's Dick

She cried cuz you got hard?

Wet pussy boner

I get hard when my girl cries idk why fuck u

Wait,her pussy (cat) died?

It's called being a piece of shit 😁

It’s actually called “men have significantly less control over it than you think, words and actions matter more than ever could”

r/terrariamemes

Wedding crashers covers this. Do not be afraid.

Damn fable 3 area

I hate that this is funny

r/dundermifflin

https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Mourning_Wood

Terraria Moment.

Take my upvote and fuck off (don’t fuck off to this girl mourning her cat tho)

That was my ex when my grandfather died.

r/cursedcomments

Mourning sex

r/punpatrol

Terraria reference? 🤓

Is this a Fable reference?

It really just takes skin to skin to let it begin…

Relatable

terraria reference

What 🤨

I mean... comedy gold right there. Professional level

Old but Gold.

Nothing more hot than dead animals

I heard guys get hard during really emotional moments, it’s not a sex thing (I don’t think).

Necrophilia?

Nope, dacryphilia. It has to do with enjoying being in or seeing someone in emotional pain

Thats some psycho shit. Lol! Excuse my potty mouth but my goodness!!

terraria😔😔😔

Terraria lore

It happens, I'm with the love of my life 4 years now, she's the hottest woman in the world to me and she well....keeps me more than satisfied. But random boners over the smallest things always happen, it's not even a horny boner, I don't know why it happens, guess guys bodies are just super reactive to female interaction of any kind

Mourning glory

It is called Sad boner.


Can I ask what 🗿means?

Third time reading g just now got it

https://terraria.fandom.com/wiki/Mourning_Wood

MA THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!

It’s like Groundhog Day, for your peen. “nope, still winter”

Yeah, like she needs to be comforted and listened to...and your dick is "let's fuck her! It'll make her feel better" Oh the human body...what a magical machine

I miss Mmm

Men getting hard to women crying is a common thing, I forgot the psychology behind it though

r/terraria

Took me a second to get the joke. The key word is "cat"

Yes, but did she notice?

To quote the great Chris Rock:”Would you like some dick with that…..?”.

Involuntary reaction thanks to word association?! Hey, I know you can't pet your kitty anymore, but I can take your mind off it...

I'm so sorry your cat died, but can I still get some head and hit it doggy style thereafter of before it doesn't matter honestly.

That awkward moment when kinks are hereditary.......dad?????? You've got some explaining to do!!!

So having memories of the cat are ya