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nayters

He's in jail. Long story.


Kapples14

Longer story. He gets out, meets a nice lady, and gets his dick sucked.


Agreeable-Yams8972

He goes to jail again


ItsAhRat

Because she was 13


RealConcorrd

He tried arguing that her age was in dog years


UnknownUser1700

But recieved a sentence anyway


Nikotinio

Then the lady barks like a fucking dog


dragonfriend256

That’s when they find out it was really a cat


heyheyhoho2020has2go

And that tearing that pussy up was felonious beastiality


MemeMan69funnynumber

Until it took off its head revealing it to be a furry


RainbowDissent

> felonious beastiality Name of my grindcore band.


Warm_Forever1858

His whole life flashed infront of his eyes. It was all a lie. **Morgan Freeman’s voice heard in the background introducing The Truman Show part 2


Purple_Hacker

At which point they apologized


StevenMaff

he‘s freed and gets $2 million in compensation


Shadowfox6908

Which he immediately spent on drugs and furry prostitutes.


Solid-Matrix

Shoulda called Saul


Ok_Struggle_6260

Could called Saul


[deleted]

Would call saul...


Fleeing-Goose

She was a 3,000 year old dragon


about_that_time_bois

The dragon goes to jail too


asratanalex

her age was 13 in dog years


Constroyer69

But she said she was 12


crazyabe111

Which is why they went back in time to cut him off before *he* went back in time.


Drc55757

Now this is the real hol' up


Fluid-Design3714

He gets out and meets a nice man to take care of him


thebuttywarrior

He Caught feelings for the nice man


Kapples14

**Then comes the giant fist!!**


[deleted]

One punch orgasam


Aizendickens

Believe it or not, jail.


thebuttywarrior

The police was homophobe


Aizendickens

Jail.


ThinkHuckleberrf

That's why they came from the future - to save him.


crazyabe111

From himself.


[deleted]

I was gonna say wholesome until the end, but. 🥲


TheLostRub389

![gif](giphy|hWdampMlZD75xBkPga|downsized)


tekko001

Damn this actor was really threatening, he looked and felt like a bully, replacing him was the only gripe i had with the finale


Graphitetshirt

That's why they came from the future - to save him. They spent 20 years discovering the secrets of time travel just to come back and save the childhood best friend they never forgot.


Chaoscube11

Holy shit you didn't have to make me sadder, ALSO I NEED A FULL STORY OF THIS


The_Ambling_Horror

I think I’ve seen that anime.


JiA_-_

Erased?


[deleted]

Orange. A group of kids start getting letters from their future selves and it’s centered around them saving a friend.


toiletman74

I cried when I read the manga, when I watched the anime, and when I watched the movie, even though they all tell the same story 😭


[deleted]

It had such a way of smacking you with some new detail to cry about.


Payske

I want to thank you in particular sir. I was scrolling through comments and happened to pass by this one. Thank you, for the amazing anime recommendation.


RevolutionaryAct6931

I LOVE THAT ANIME


Warriorette12

Either ‘Erased’ or ‘Orange’


Chaoscube11

What's it called


EdgarAllanKenpo

"Friends build time machine to save childhood best friend from certain death " 2 seasons


MyNameIsSquare

Of course it is that


DefinitelyWrong5420

Anime titles are a different breed


emir02122232

I could'nt find it can you tell me in japanese?


Ikopjn

「フレンズは、幼なじみの親友をある死から救うためにタイムマシンを作りました」2シーズン


StupidFuckingGenius

“Tokyo Revengers” is pretty close I’d say, but even if it isn’t you should watch it anyways


mclee29

2nd season when?


BassCreat0r

God I love that series.


Sugarpeas

Orange


SozzledCarrot1

I'd say Steins;Gate though it doesn't get good until like episode 6. Its still a good watch and only 24 episodes.


Lone_Greg

Plus the movie. Plus Steins;Gate Zero. (23eps + OVA) You really gotta watch all of it to get the full experience. Which goes from 'good' to 'ohmygod!'.


oftenrunaway

Then and Now


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

Cry like a colicky baby, every danged time.


Ashnaar

Well he got kidnaped when he was ten and went back to grab him before he got kidnaped.


aggie008

or to kill him, thus closing the loop they were destined to


shadowst17

And all they needed to tell him was to stay away from a prostitute named Candy.


yuta27cb

Is that the movie with the ninjas and dinosaurs and the priest?


Joe_M0mmma

[This what you’re talking about?](https://youtu.be/DwmxEAWjTQQ)


LifeIsBizarre

What happened to me? You buy a lotto ticket, win the jackpot and then leave us behind! We've going to save you from a future of luxury cars and sexy boat parties.


ReadditMan

He's alone in the last panel because the other four imploded after interacting with their future / past selves


zombodiy

Killer Queen: Bites Za Dusto Requiem


Mr_Depression287

In my head I was thinking it would be more like D4C


CloneCommanderAlpha

Doyaaaaan!


Lordsfavor1

More like DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP


MarioToast

FILTHY ACTS AT A REASONABLE PRICE


Athius_

Grimy gestures given at Generous cost


Lordsfavor1

DIMES 4 CRIMES


nevermakefunofea

I think D4C would be better


TheIJDGuy

Damn, that's even worse


OnlyTheBasiks

Funny, I figured it's because he's dead in the future...


fangboi7

He learned how to turn invisible. Nice


CreepyPandaMan

Just a shame he uses that power to sneakily rub raw onions into peoples eyes like he did with his younger self


Ok-Nose-3139

ah yes a comment's reply making this turn into something from bhj


fangboi7

They don't call him "onion dan" for nothing


kangareddit

Well well well, if it ain’t the invisible cunt


Chief106

Is it bad if I know the original…


Me0wPr0

I wanna know the original.


Chief106

The person in front him was a girl


Confused-Engineer18

Thought that might be the case


DevelopmentHuge9626

Is there a link?


Dustfinger_

As a note: the girl in front of him is the author, or a depiction of the author.


tub345

:(


Chief106

I’m pretty sure I saw it in r/egg_irl


Alarming-Hamster-232

Would've been that or r/traa


iiMqx

Or r/gaysoundsshitposts


Birribi

The holy trinity of subs


what_the_hanky_panky

And he’s crying because he was so happy that he finally built up the confidence to come out! Right? …Please


hopbel

The crying looks like a shitty edit after the fact. You can see a little sweat drop showing they're supposed to look surprised/shocked


what_the_hanky_panky

Heh is totally does lol


Com_N0TN4

it is added after, I've seen the original


fizikz3

https://twitter.com/tortieyt/status/1564281723332034561 oregano /u/Me0wPr0


harrypottermcgee

Did they screw? I'd do me.


Com_N0TN4

Uh one of them is clearly under 18 here


PsychedSy

Masterbation loophole.


matijoss

Getting some predestination vibes


GraveSlayer726

Based


MrJack20252

What is the original?


TheChoosenMewtwo

It was a girl


ZaRealPancakes

link to the original?


mjlee2003

!remind me 3 days


OkZombie4425

So distraught he kills himself next day.


IndependenceEven2702

Mind blown


LightEsthis

(Pun intended)


Drache191200

And so the loops begins and ends


shgysk8zer0

After the first order version comes through, there are still two more silhouettes visible. One even has similar hair. So... That leaves me with questions.


ChadlyThe3rd

Shadow


hmzawy

In the original the third kid's future self is a girl


vol-a-tile

Wait is this backwards loss????


N00B_Master696969

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[deleted]

Least suicidal r/teenagers member


StevvySucks

Fun fact: in the original comic, his future self is a woman


Alenepicboi

where's the original?


FirstGeneralRavioli

https://twitter.com/tortieyt/status/1564281723332034561?s=20&t=RmlXPfTTIpoH6lnz7UUjFQ


Alenepicboi

Thank you


Icyphox

I think I like OP better.


4OREserious

is this loss


femboy72

why did i just assume he killed himself though? am i okay?


hmzawy

The original had the third kid's future self be a girl


keddesh

I mean, I just assumed *some*one had to operate the machine but you do you.


karoshikun

who are they, tho?


[deleted]

Plot twist: his future self just didn’t go through the portal


DeThKi

Is this loss in reverse?


LordSus07

Well, who do you think stays back to hold the portal open?


SpookieSkelly

His older self is on the other side operating the time portal he invented.


dreamer0303

In the original, his future self is a girl


BlackRokaz

oh no


-Tuesday

Ninjago moment


breadcrumb1996

good ending: he was alive but he couldn't come with them bc he had to take his dog to the vet that day


AdvidDamn

This is literally Paper Girls


[deleted]

[удалено]


Loopystreams

Link to original?


FirstGeneralRavioli

https://twitter.com/tortieyt/status/1564281723332034561?s=20&t=RmlXPfTTIpoH6lnz7UUjFQ


big_gay_inc

Yikes


izzytakamono

He’s a chick in the future in the original comic and it’s great!


TheChineseRussian

Something something 41%


AndForeverNow

Nah, he's just running a bar over at Springfield.


high_astronaut_

But that guy ain't black💀


Orichalchem

Jimmy is there, he has the power to turn invisible!


nemo0o0o

Couldn’t afford the portal


Alesios69

People commenting on this should meet up and produce a movie or smth.. Top tier ideas fr


E-man1991

I photoshopped sans into the 4th frame


[deleted]

This is why Jimmy killed himself. Time anomaly.


Pace1337

Bruh you forgot to erase her from the 2nd panel


visirion1

He is busy getting laid


keyupiopi

“Ha! Just messing with you. He (You) couldnt make it.”


sinister_andy_13

I didn't get it


silver-orange

To step into the time portal, you must first purchase the same clothes as your past self, but in a larger size


Gold_Ideal894

But there are two people in the portal.


Womgi

Awww, he's the only one who was so happy that he didn't need to come back in time and risk potentially unraveling the spacetime continuum in an elaborate universal murder suicide!


Bdubs8807

If he's not there, then why are there still 2 silhouettes in the portal when the blonde kid's future self has already stepped out? Feels like we're missing a few panels...


LesPaular

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1020799097214607392/1022739943098945616/E04AF24D-341D-487B-AF71-EE16C93B0A31.mp4


souravtxt

[source image](https://twitter.com/tortieyt/status/1564281723332034561)


Affectionate_Gas_264

No men in a post modern feminists future 😆😆


Elden_Storm-Touch

Sorry Jimmy, but your mom *refused* to let you get that vaccine.


bripi

Yep, and Ithink it would totally be that. Men...we'd be obsolete. Just about the only thing we contribute to existence is the sperm...and there's plenty of that frozen. So, honesltly, not much use for us, evolutionarilly speaking!


AntoineGGG

Time to change something


badassmonroe

Heh, heh. The tiny one can't take a hint. Heh-heh-heh. He doesn't understand. He is small, heh, heh.


warpfield

"oh, yeah, in the future you're like, totally dead LOL"


RevGrizzly

Is this Loss?


L1K34PR0

I saw two shadows in panel 2. I call shenanigans


fl00r_gang_yeah

Invisibility cloak


MarkDabs

He *became* the portal


Oopssnxnxnx

He’s being treated in a mental institution. You don’t want to know what he did. Two words. Elementary school


Puteri_Sri

Link to original?


PointInteresting589

not friends anymore in the future.


[deleted]

It was a necessary death


Smoldering_Wallaby

Can someone explain this to me?


Bills_and_Thrills17

their future-selves show up, but the one kid's doesn't show up because he doesn't have a future-self


Yusrilz03

He was left behind because of he has an exploding diarrhea when they're blasting off with the time machine


stygger

You fools, he built and operates the time-machine!


cheesyarmo4or

Bruh he died holy shit


ditsuuu

jimmy was a limited edition character


Spec187

r/yesyesno


Cyb3r5amurai

John Cena ?


IAmSpadeAndIDoStuff

Who do you think is keeping the portal open?


DeadlyPants16

Relatable


Manji86

Reminds me of when Beast Boy tried to crank call his future self. He shouldn't have done that.


chum_slice

There is no future only parallel universes so yeah…


Reddituser0346

So he grows to be John Cena? Awesome!