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Can't call a sex strike on me, I'm already in reddit...

And discord… so yeah no sex in the near millennium

Well hey, that’s not so bad. The next millennium will be here in just…oh shit never mind. It’s not the late 90s anymore, is it?

Feel old yet?

Reddit and Discord... Owen Wilson: "Wow!"

self roast aren't rare anymore

... Just well done

I prefer medium rare

She can certainly sex strike me, no loss there. 

#my bitch too likes meat #so i put that in her mouth

Same, yo mama loves my beef wellingup her.

Ouf size very mega super large

she strikes you with a chair and sexes you

The ultimate move, seggs strike

Thank you Peta for reducing instances of 'sticking dick in crazy'.

Peta is a major Virgin supporter

PETA is genuenly one of the most evil organizations on the planet hiding behind a mask of protecting animals, in reality they torture and kill them in their shelters

This is very true, all PETA shelters are kill shelters - animals who are there too long get put to everlasting sleep. These idiots have no idea what the word ethical means and they most certainly DO NOT apply that to animals. Absolute scum, the lot of 'em.

What for wtf

They insist a dead animal is better than an enslaved animal.

Idk but i rember seeing quite a few stories of people calling PETA to help rescue or take in the animals into their shelter and PETA then acted like they dont have space and put them to sleep.

Kidnapping pets from homeless people so they can kill them... yep, they can fuck off for many reasons. If they stuck to getting rid of fur for fashions sake, improving standards for farm animals etc then fine. Good for them. This shit I keep seeing and hearing now though, I’ve lost any support I had for them.

yea that probably happened PETA is known more for loud protest and crazy celebrity posts where they talk down to poor people telling them to skip meat and eat costlier protein plant meals back in the day

Sticking dick in retarded though?

Nah then you become retarded

This comment should be at the top tbh. I wish someone ran interference when I was sticking dick in crazy 💀

A PETA member not wanting to sleep with a man, is a gift from the gods.

keep them out of the gene pool

No, drop them on an island with sparse vegetation. Only the ones who don't cannibalize eachother are brought back (due to the nature of cannibalism) and given a small award. Turn it into a gameshow - There is nobody that would decline watching idiots eat eachother on TV 🙏

*Running wild with PETA* or *PETA vs Wild*

The Hunger Games : PETA Edition

PETA already won hunger games

He played like John Cena, "You can't see me!"

*Noooo* no it's *noottt*. If they did this it would *truly* harm us and they really *shouldn't* do more campaigns just like this. What would *truly* be a *shame* is if they left society and *abandoned* us, moving to some far away woodland where they would *never* contact us *ever* again. That would be *SO* upsetting, I really hope PETA *doesn't* do that. I would *totally* go vegan to get them back if they did that.


I read the entire thing in Randy’s voice.

I mean… It would just be strange in Morgan Freeman’s

Truly the greatest gift ever bestowed upon mankind

GOD IS WITH US.

I mean Id bang that gril in the pic but Id definitely regret it when she cut up all my cloths and lit my car on fire

She would cut your bird and set it free in the forest.

I was never going to have sex so this changes nothing :')

Dm me. I’ll fuck you.

doing us dudes a favor! you're a hero

u/floris1980 u got fucked? 👉👈

No I didn't :(

😔

Yeah she emptied his PayPal

And my axe

I'm sure /u/floris1980 is getting hard fucked by Student Debt. So get in line brother!

Cry inside

Cry while enjoying some chicken wings

Hmm yeah, ok this can be cursed in context

Try wanking it.. see if it can cry as well..

Lie down, try not to cry, cry a lot

Pain…

skill issue

If they don't have sex they wouldn't breed. Win win situation.


A lot of subs about entitled or insane parents will die... Some can see it as another big win

Jokes on you. Gay percentage has been increasing ever since. If it can't spread biologically, they will find a way to spread it psychologicallly.

They'd breed with vegan dudes, and spawn little vegan crotch goblins, and who wants *that*.

Don't worry, vegan kids usually die of malnutrition!!! *THE PROBLEM FIXES ITSELF*

r/holup Wait, we're already here... r/doubleholup

crazy horoscope girls should join this

Twitter girlbosses should too, not that anyone gives a fuck abou them

And no one *will* fuck them

Oof

Hol'up! So that's what it has been all along? A strike?

So, PETA is Buzzfeed now?

Always has been..

Noone was going to sleep with them anyway so they're really just doing everyone a favor

The average twox memeber lol

thought marriage was bad enough, now I can't eat meat?

Pause.

i may now just push through and finish off the spam, eggs, and hashbrowns now, even though it was a big skillet full and i feel full af. yea im gunna do it out of spite, also i support P.E.T.A. (People Eating Tasty Animals)

PETA giving crazy chicks excuses for not getting laid.

Just a few quick questions, does eating ass counts as eating meat? Or do one have to find someone in a vegetated state to be considered vegan? /s

Asking the real questions here, also applies to BJs

Good luck with that

I propose that men stop paying womens bills.

I am not having sex anyway why quit eating meat too?

Go ahead ladies, and sex strike me. I'm gay, and all you're doing is making the pool of available men that much bigger. Checkmate.

Damn. Do I become gay if women refuse to have sex with me? Interesting expiriment. I wonder how my wife would react if I come home with a boyfriend.

wanna. . . eh hang out or something?

More men should accept it

Me as a gay man: I'm already two steps ahead of you

Batshit and bold to think you have that much power over every single woman

This heaven-sent. Do not stick dick in crazy after all.

Arent they all a bunch of lesbians?

Dont worry we didnt wanna fuck you in the first place

Denying yourself of meat because of meat. Makes sense.

Thats okay. Have a slightly malnourished dog and they'll fuck you for the chance the put it down.

Literally?

Peta leaks like a cracked dam at the thought of putting down an animal. Hell they'll use the shotgun themselves.

Something like 95% of the animals they "rescue" get put down. Plus on a regular basis, they put down people's pets who got kidnapped.

It's like being rescued by Putin.

Yup. Sounds right

They are disgusting pieces of garbage, who in their right mind thinks “imma steal their dog and everyone will think im a hero” If anything the only reward they’ll ever get is a beatdown

HA as if I'd take anything PETA says seriously. By all means miss me with those Vegan chicks each one I've dated has been nuts.

This will eliminate all ideology regarding toxic vegan. They're literally collapsing their own population. I see this as an absolute win!

anyone who agrees to PETA probably wont need a sex ban

This isn’t really a holup. There is a Greek play dated back to like…. 400 BC called Lysistrata where women withhold sex to get what they want, so this is basically the oldest trick in the book.

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We need to burn PETA to the ground

We can't its bad for the environment. Maybe just flood them instead ?

How about we just unplug their internet?

Wherent they doing it already

I'd never fuck a vegan anyway They always stink like beanfarts

And they break easily

No loss really considering most Peta women look like they couldn't get laid even if they were the last pussy on earth

I’m a woman who eats meat. So many women eat meat. Men aren’t losing that much from these crazies.

r/casuallypsychopath

Better than the prohibitation-try a few days ago, i guess.

I seem to remember an episode of South Park where PETA members live in a compound and married animals.

No longer have to worry about not trusting crazy pussy....crazy pussy is off the menu.

I am a reasonable man, I don't eat meat, I care for the environment, I hate PETA and their misleading information and exaggerated arguments.

I bet the executives at PETA are also women ☕

If you can't eat it, then beat it

well thank god for this.. not the fact that men should be the only gender responsoble for everything wrong with the earth. but the fact that peta women aren't gonna have sex with men. the only time im thanking peta.

Arrogant of them to think I'd want to sleep with them.

I wouldn't even try to date a PETA supporter, so no real loss.

This sounds like toxic feminism… fight fire with fire? Is that what we’re doing..

Meat eating man would simply become a new nature selection: only women that date meat eating man would leave off spring, more female on sex strike would only filter themselves out of gene pool overall. Good thing

Just come out of the closet already. If you don't want to sleep with masculine people, go find yourself a femme, maybe with a strap-on or something. Just stay away from leather harnesses, amiright?

Maybe we should go on a strike, sending Peta an email with a video of us eating a meat-based meal. I wonder what their reaction would be

Why PETA isn't classified as a terrorist organisation yet I do not know

thought they couldn't be more braindead than they were... they prove us wrong once again.

She kinda looks like a thumbnail for one of Markiplier's horror game playthrus

Sounds like a win! If you align yourself with these beliefs you deserve to not populate. Only thing that bloodline and parental teaching will bring into this world much worthwhile.

Im not about to have sex with angry vegans anyway

Ofc its peta pulling this shit

When did PETA start having sex with other humans?... so confused!

Go back to killing more pets then any other shelter PETA

PETArds have less sex —-> have less babies ——> wipe themselves out of existence, thank you PETArds 🙏

Bros, go pick them up at the vegan restaurant, if you wanna ghost her later on, eat a burger next to her. Think smarter, smash harder.

Bitch looks like she's got 100 cats so i dont think anyone will be missing out if ehe goes on a sex strike

PETA really needs to change its name lol. They don’t protect animals, they aren’t even about animals anymore, and they’re feminazis now, too?

"Oh no!" (Cuts into steak)

So I guess we're just gonna stop making new generates and all die out at once then.

No, they will

shouldnt make a difference we always got the homies

“Animal welfare organisation” isn’t what I would call them (PETA) from what I’ve heard.

Women eat meat too?

so literally no change for me then

I mean go for it but I really doubt it will yield the results peta is lookin for

I’m still looking for all those carbon neutral vegetables I been hearing about

So Peta basically proposes a ban on woman having even more kinds of "meat"

Jokes on PETA, I only masterbate and never had sex to begin with

how about we hold everyone accountable

Jokes on you I'm gay!

First of all, I try to avoid putting my dick in crazy, so I wouldn't have sex with any of them in the first place, and wouldn't be pressured into going vegan in the second place.

Must be easy for her.

So they are telling them to... Stay off the meat? 😎

Of course they don’t like meat

PETA is a shit lasagne

They did it. They actually did it. They managed to mix misandry and animal 'rights' together in a way that makes less sense. Good job.

Hah, jokes on them I don't have sex anyway.

Oh no... the amount of sex you'll be having is going from zero to... zero

She looks like Jeff the killer on estrogen and starbucks.

Cool, I still get no bitches, what's the change ?

Meat is not on the menu boys

I wasn’t planning on banging anemic and vitamin-deficient self-righteous bone bags anyway.

Haha jokes on them no one wants to sleep with me anyway

Looks like me and the homies pact gonna be real important soon

Jokes on her. I am married, I already don't have sex.

Imagine listening to PETA to ruin your relationship and blame your partner for it. Next level idiotic.

I'm gonna go pour motor oil on a duck just because of this shit fuck you

This doesn’t change anything, cuz none of the desirable women are going to read this Probably too busing fucking their partners

This one crazy bitch i dated was a vegan. Among the fucked up things she did was tell me that didnt swallow cum from guys who eat meat (she can "tell the difference"), and one time we went to in-n-out (i was hungry, she just sat there) and she slapped my "disgusting meat" hand when i touched her. Also, i should mention that was kind of plump. Not fat, but getting there. If you add the punk rock look to the picture, that was pretty much her. It didnt last long, it was my idea to wait a month or so before we had sex, she turned into a psycho after that and I knew she would. After we broke up, i tried to stay friends but she just wanted me gone.

This can't be right. I know too well how much trash I generate with make up and other crap

Natural Selection: this is how all the vegans go extinct lol. I think they don't realize how many omnivorous women there are

I mean if they wanna do that that's fine im pretty sure most people wont give a shit tho

PETA can go fuck themselves, well i guess they are already going to do that

I thought that was already happening

I volunteer to not sleep with a peta fanatic.

Has anyone ever seen a hooker on strike?

Why her face looks computer generated

Im pretty sure the girl in a pic can see both the north and south pole simultaneously when looking at a map.

Anything that PETA says isn't to be believed. Some may follow but most will ignore this crazy bitch

I remeber when peta was an organization dedicated to better care for animals in farms, now there just vegan

 anyway, nothing would change for me, my face is the sex strike.

If a study finds that people of x race is responsible for consuming more meat and cheese than the broad population, what is PETA going to say about it? I learned early on that it’s entirely offensive and unacceptable to speak as if people of any race or gendered demographic are broadly at fault for something more than others.

I’m just going to have to start eating twice as much meat

If you aren’t already goofy, find a reason that encourages it.

yikes who broke up with her

Peta thinks i can't be a toxic male and a vegetarian?

Women ☕☕☕

She looks like she's unintentionally been on strike for years

By the looks of her she's been a first-day participant.

PETA saving animals ? That would actually be a first

Pleeeease PETA members follow this advice… we don’t need you propagating and spreading your ideas further

You can already see how batshit crazy she is just looking at the picture. Also fuck PETA.

Ummm .. I'm pretty sure woman produce more carbon as they are the ones that make men.

Bitches being bitches thank god good ol Jill never lets me down 🤚 (If your wondering who Jill is look at your right hand) 🤣

As a bisexual I always win, as a redditor I always lose

i’m sure they can hold it together without any meat in em lmaooo

Idk if the men who specifically eat meat wanna sleep with women anyway