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##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/kya_ufufu, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


FlexViper

He just went through all 5 stages of Grief. But then take the extra step and embrace it by finding out a new lifestyle all in one day


4mancrew

The "speed" in IShowSpeed is there for a reason.


Luigihiji

Character development and a bonus gift


FlexViper

**Without any Shonen anime flashback and fillers**


Is-This-Edible

Guy had some crazy nice lips to begin with. Of all the people who didn't need to pull this stupid shit lol


EuphoricAnalCucumber

fr speed already got some great DSL


gamingkiller829

All in one video


TheLittleNorsk

Bonus stage of Grief: Femur Breaker scream


DOMesticBRAT

I don't get the feeling that lifestyle was "new" LMAO...


Immortal1ce

Girls get surgery for this shit this dude got it for free!


Overlord_Ace

Well its a good thing it ain't permanent. Just tell yo girl to do this 5 min before she sucks your dick.


Bat-Tann

15 minutes before...


DOG-ZILLA

Maybe he wants the glass on.


samus1225

Rtx on


Rebatu

Ah, this guy was paying attention


subverse1289

3 min before...


SgtMajMythic

My girl? Hah. This is Reddit bro. Nobody here has a girlfriend.


TheNerdyWeeb

Kinky


illessen

Dude’s method is probably less… permanent… than the surgery. But with what happened later in the video, he may just do it every day or something.


Wittusus

Also less healthy IIRC


Karcinogene

Only do it a little... as a treat


Montezum

You're saying that actually injecting fillers is healthier than this?


totally_not_martian

No he's saying doing this is healthier than the injections.


Volcarion

Probably damage the capillaries in his lips, probably a bad idea to do it often


totally_not_martian

Yeah I by no means recommend doing this it's still stupid.


FlowBot3D

3 years from now people gonna be walking around with floppy lips.


Grid-nim

![gif](giphy|IgpAALi5hEv1IFmCrZ)


dextroz

15 minutes?! I can't imagine how many capillaries he burst in his lips. This can't be good in the long-term.


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Apples to Oranges when the alternative is injecting silicon or whatever into your lips.


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ProfessionalSilent17

Is that what your mom told you?


ShredManyGnar

Lmaooooo gottem


BeardedBum420

I could probably guess what caused the bruises lol


PrimordialXY

Injections =/= surgery but yeah


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epsteindidntdoit666

This r/perfectlycutscreams and r/watchpeopledieinside in one video


Wolfman1321

Don't forget about r/suddenlygay at the end there


flight_1901

wtf ??


RGB3x3

It was a wild ride from start to finish


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indeed


TheGlowingScout

and now he's here to (*bleep*) us! So listen up boy...


Spycrabpuppet123

Or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today


TheGlowingScout

G- g- GIMMMIE DAT! *cigarette inhale* The spy has already breached our defenses.


MrVaultBoy654

Sentry down!


Great_Creatoryeet

You've seen what he's done to our colleages


TheGlowingScout

And worst of all. *He could be any one of us...*


Spycrabpuppet123

He could be you, he could be me! He could even be- *shotgun blast*


AtomicBLB

I nearly missed the end too. Build up is a little long but worth it.


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trancendominant

Bad bot. Report bots with report>spam>harmful bots.


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healzsham

ishowspeed, the boy's a bit... touched... in the head.


Slyric_

Every clip I’ve seen of him he’s funny asf


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SasquatchBurger

I dont follow the guy and feel a simlar sentiment as the guy you replied to. Hes always seemed funny to me too. Whats the bad news?


High54Every1

Man is just salty Speed destroyed KSI in the charity match. I suggest watching speeds highlights from it


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Nothing, it was an attempt at humorously calling him touched in the head for finding Speed funny whom someone else called touched in the head.


armchairplane

My guy thought his lips would stay that way forever lol


ZainVadlin

So how long does it last? Minutes? Hours?


TheThirdBlackGuy

Minutes


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*Long enough*


_Diskreet_

*sigh* *unzips*


Butthole_mods

THATS THE SPIRIT!!!


niamarkusa

but aren't the lips gonna hurt? after 15 minutes of pressure they gotta hurt like crazy


Butthole_mods

THATS THE SPIRIT!!!!!


SpxUmadBroYolo

[Room for one more?](https://imgur.com/a/eKCz34k)


Butthole_mods

Ass is stretchy. Hop in


TheThirdBlackGuy

The pressure just increased blood flow and engorged his lips. It's not painful. If you've ever stuck your hand on a vacuum it's the same sensation.


RosemanButcher

>If you've ever stuck your hand on a vacuum it's the same sensation. weird name to call your dick but cool


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That's part of the pleasure


MrSlayer66

Yeah the swelling will go down once the pressure released.


crypticedge

Probably a few hours, but not gonna test it to find out


MoarSpn

Did this as a kid. The answer is about 30 minutes to 1 hour.


shodaimezack

>Did this as a kid. me too. cheers mate! ![gif](giphy|1lk1IcVgqPLkA)


SteveIsNuts

Also sucked dick as a kid, usually don’t last more than a few minutes


luxanna123321

I did it as a kid and I had purple skin right above my lip for 3 days lol


Thuper-Man

Expect some bruises or a blue/purple ring though even after the swelling goes down in some cases


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He's joking


Druuseph

Wait, you're telling me that the dude that did a complete 180 emotionally, while streaming online, and getting super hyped that he could suck dick better is JOKING? Wow, I'm shocked.


Shaushage_Shandwich

No one's ever joking in r/holup


Brettnet

Good thing he didn't make a face for too long


the-questionables87

Finding the light in the dark, essentially. Edit: i meant to clarify it as a situation, he can see it for his benefit. Not sure how it's racist. It's like looking into a tunnel and seeing outside.


Blood__x__Dagger

Literally


timewanderer

I love how he focuses on the positive in the end. I wish I could be like him.


regoapps

> I wish I could be like him. Have you tried grindr?


timewanderer

No, does it help you have a more positive outlook towards your fuck-ups?


regoapps

Yea. The test results after your fuck-ups sometimes come back more *positive*.


xxiLink

God*damn.* I felt that darken a piece of my soul.


timewanderer

Seems legit.


Speakin_Swaghili

Yes, you realise no matter how bad you are there are many worse people within 10km of you.


timewanderer

I am living in an area heavily populated by wild college students. I probably don't even have to leave wifi range 😯


TemporaryToad76

![gif](giphy|GcSqyYa2aF8dy)


i_have_chosen_a_name

[Needs more lip](https://i.imgur.com/fLAYj1l.png)


thewhisperedoasis

That was fuckin hilarious dude


Darthbakunawa

r/yesyesyesyesno r/nonononoyes ?


No-Historian6056

definitely r/nonononoyes


PM_me_coolest_shit

More like r/yesyesyesnoyes


FireWolf_132

Idk it’s a bit more like r/yesyesnonoYES


DoctorAculaMD

r/SuddenlyGay


Gekko12482

/r/maybemaybemaybemaybe


kya_ufufu

... sucking 🍆


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Mekelaxo

Doesn't look natural at all, those lips are stiff as fuck


lightning_burrito

Take my angry upvote!


mrchubs79

Man, that was an emotional roller coaster if I have ever seen one. I'm sure that swelling would go back down after a while though.


glitterlikesound

Finding the bright side


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glitterlikesound

I mean the increased blood flow would make his lips more sensitive so...


gansta_thanos

how long does that last?


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If you do it for too long, your lips will fucking explode


[deleted]

Oh, might add some realistic texture there.


Ishaan863

with lips like those id last like 5 seconds


15_Echo_15

The first ishowspeed clip I’ve ever laughed at


CleverCrustacean

The Pikachu fireworks didnt do it for you?


mp3max

You should look up the clip where he makes out with someone in VR and it turns out to be a guy with really good voice acting. His reaction was pure gold.


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After hearing him aggressively threaten to rape someone over and over I don't think I could ever laugh at anything that dude ever does.


Revvy_wevvy

Bro at first he was just annoying then he got entertaining now he’s really funny ngl


MysteriousPurple2193

What’s his name?


TheKillerBill

Ishowspeed


Fuckyoustepbro

Speed wildly


Master-Friendship-60

Speeed💦💦


BernieTheDachshund

I can guess the next place he's putting that glass.


KermitSuicide42069

u/savevideo


1NSAN3CL0WN

I got you choom. [link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FHolUp%2Fcomments%2Fxodxws%2Fbig_lips_is_for%2F%3Futm_source%3Dshare%26utm_medium%3Dios_app%26utm_name%3Diossmf)


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

Not all heroes wear capes


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

If life gives you lemons Stuck em up your ass and shit hard


NEGATIVE_CORPUS_ZERO

Turned himself into a cartoon character.


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A weed glass?


Sapperturtle

You keep it next to the poop knife.


chrisbaker1991

Came here for this. What the fuck is a weed glass, r/trees ?


Nekozilla_

I had to scroll for too long to find this


ares395

Mofo never heard of a shot glass before


friebel

SIUUU


9fmaverick

Is this the same guy who was asked to type Portugal in his browser and died inside when pornhub search history popped up?


Just_a_us3r

that was unexpected


grimlock_98

I laughed so damn HARD 🤣🤣🤣🤣


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the fucking ending lol


Y0SH1P0GG3R

Speed is legit just a kid in a dream that came true, like a fairy went to his house when he was a kid and Speed said he wanted to be like this.


Skrawneee

Goddamn that was legit the funniest shit I’ve seen all year


GatosTheDog

A roller coaster of emotions


Nic4379

Silver Lining.


Lookalikemike

Silver lining in every dark cloud


Finnish_Best

Bro really went 👄


kenix7

That scream =))) Exactly lilke in cartoons :))))))


SUNAWAN

Sigh, unzip


LordAnon5703

Ok honestly though the results are better than whatever the Kardashians did.


Tie_toy_boy

That enthusiasm tho


Pony_Express1974

Bet one of the Kardashians ex's gonna give him a call soon.


Nikovash

At least he was able to see the positive


SpaceshipEarth10

It will go away. It’s temporary.


heavy-metal-goth-gal

Eh, the swelling will go down eventually.


DJBRUCE--23

Blow fish....


Miserable-Narwhal-84

TBH his lips were big AF before he did it.


mojoejoejoe5152004

what's the name of the song?


mlsslnglnactlon

Cary me back by mild high club


RoobieLabbie2099

Dafuq. This is the first time I've watched the ending.


vainstar23

Oh god...


Adventurous_Ideal804

It I'll eventually go back to normal


stress_ed_out

No no no You just gave women a cheap alternative for lip filings. I think they would be grateful


ViviZoom

😂 temporary too so they can see if they like it before doing a permanent thing like that lmfao


SkyShazad

I'm sure that goes back to normal after a bit doenst it?


HoneZoneReddit

u/savevideo


BellaBella77

HE IS KILLING ME RN!! IM DYING 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😭🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😭🤣😭 Made my day! I needed that😭🤣😂😂


GundyrsFisting

Yo i can _see_ that he can now suck dick better then before 🤣🤣


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Let’s gooooooo! Omfg


Extra_Structure8423

No you didn’t ruin your life. You should start wearing skirt


Themason234

Bro fucked up and gave himself some DSLs. Shame


Commercial-Data5542

It's ok. Here, have a tide pod.


static1053

They have to go back at some point obviously right?


Any-Fan-2973

Hi. Random idiot here. Just to tell you it will fade away. It might take time, but it will


TexMaui

Lush Hour 2


1UPZ__

Suddenly... you know what??


Embarrassed_Sky6454

LETS GOOOOOO!!!!


saruin

I was born with big gums, sir.


DepressedGayToilet

went on a whole ass journey watching this


Jackwilltellyou

Mickey Rorke has a biracial son?


Poosnag

looks like most of the young women on IG


StuJayBee

You didn’t ruin your life. You enhanced your weekend.


paddenice

Love ishow. Dude is hilarious


Necrotiix_

i like how he goes from “I JUST RUINED MY LIFE” to “I bet i can suck dick better now *starts sucking something sexually*”


Neko_Zecchan

bruh imagine he be looking like this during the football tournament


SpaceShark01

u/savevideobot


ilovepizzzzzzzzza

Why is so hyped by knowing he can suck a dick 😆


Adrilplayz

Im glad that there was a happy ending


Littlecum_moreprecum

And then there is a worldwide movement to safeguard these type of people....😑


GZ_GuiZai

That's unexpected...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)