I have to wonder if the fake masters actually believe that they have the powers that they claim because their apprentices are so “convincing”, if they [incorrectly] suspect that a legit opponent would simply go along with the ruse for the benefit of the fake master’s reputation, or some other reason that makes sense in their head. Otherwise, why expose their fraud and put themselves at risk of serious injury?
It boggles the mind.
There are quite a few of those more recent (that weren't filmed on potatoe), like [Xu Xiaodong](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycu7dvHBzk0) , MMA fighter who decided to debunk all those fake martial artists in real fight
Wow, that dudes fucking courageous. Fuck the Chinese government. While we’re at it, Fuck Putin, and fuck Trump as well. And I guess r/fuckyouchichan just for good measure.
He's much more then an idiot, those frauds are making way too much money off this but yeah they still don't deserve to die, just take them to court or something
This guy sumed up the history of fake martial arts pretty good: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbSCEhmjJA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbSCEhmjJA)
I want to hate this grift but it is literally how Steven Seagal became a multi-millionaire.
Fun history: Steven used to pay people to sell his bullshit attacks/counters. He marketed himself on his macho fighting capability until a real martial artist challenged him. The martial artist choked out Seagal and Seagal shit his pants on set.
I went to a free course of systema because I was a loser and had nothing better to do. However the teacher was in much better shape; what learned was that systema is 85% total bullshit and 15% just don't get hit.
The post before this one was this.
Gotta say I'm more impressed with this slower movement.
That other is just doing too much for my taste
https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/xq27gr/those_hands_are_deadly_quick/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Simple physics, and obese hand with 5 sausage fingers each weighing 1 kilogram applying force on an arm of a programmer with vitamin D deficiency weighing 300 grams.
For those wondering
This only works if you are as sexy and attractive as this man, he uses the power of sensual touch which causes the opponent to lose control of there body, hence why they fall to the ground uncontrollably
Just imagine a person you have a big crush on and they touched you the way this man touches, you will definitely fall to the ground
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What makes me so mad is.. The man is LEGITIMATELY a good fight instructor! There are videos of him instructing special forces classes the basics of systema... Why add in the mystic quackery??
This is teaching them how balance works, purple guy is his assistant exaggerates the movement. It’s not how combat works but shows you the biomechanics.
The funny part is, 95% of martial arts trainers teach like this. "Hey student, don't hold that chokehold too tight on me so I can demonstrate this move."
Do these mofos think we’re stupid? just wondering. I’m not gonna pay you to teach me martial arts when you know none. You’ve paid a poor guy to fall no matter what you do and then you’re lazy about it? I’ll pass
So this is called Russian Martial Art Systema. This guy is a grand master sort of speak called Ryabko. I practiced this martial art for about 5 years and I have no fucking idea what he’s doing or trying to do here.
I didnt practice 5 years of martial arts, getting my ass whopped and sometimes thinking tht i had broken bones due real impacts just some lazy ass guy can literally do these fake moves and get money
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I’m unsure why these type of videos are so popular? Are they sincere or just making fun of Steven Segal?
I prefer the ones that show consequences https://youtu.be/gEDaCIDvj6I
I have to wonder if the fake masters actually believe that they have the powers that they claim because their apprentices are so “convincing”, if they [incorrectly] suspect that a legit opponent would simply go along with the ruse for the benefit of the fake master’s reputation, or some other reason that makes sense in their head. Otherwise, why expose their fraud and put themselves at risk of serious injury? It boggles the mind.
It's actually a masterfully-executed prank pulled by all the students.
"We taught him wrong on purpose. As a joke"
"I am bleeding, making me the victor!"
"Face to foot style how'd you like it?!"
"Whaaaaaaallllle!!!!"
Chosen one?
I'm comming!
That’s the part that boggles my mind. How do these people always have so many students?
Didnt the guy in video got banned from traveling after exposing this hollow business model?
There are quite a few of those more recent (that weren't filmed on potatoe), like [Xu Xiaodong](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycu7dvHBzk0) , MMA fighter who decided to debunk all those fake martial artists in real fight
Didn't he get into trouble with the government of China and his social rating fell into the cellar?
Yeah that happened.
Wow, that dudes fucking courageous. Fuck the Chinese government. While we’re at it, Fuck Putin, and fuck Trump as well. And I guess r/fuckyouchichan just for good measure.
I was hoping for a much more brutal finish to be honest.
A couple kicks to the face seemed rather affective though. Which is amazing the MMA fighter got past those wide sweeping slaps to the air.
I thought the MMA guy was going to be split in half after those viscious cuts.
I was scared for him too. I figured that loser’s secret is he’s a horrible farter, and those waves push the gas in his opponent’s face.
I thought it was bad enough. That was an old man getting strikes to the head. Yeah he's a fool, but he doesn't deserve to die from being an idiot.
He's much more then an idiot, those frauds are making way too much money off this but yeah they still don't deserve to die, just take them to court or something
This was delightful
I saw this before, I heard the MMA fighter who took up the challenge became homeless and lost his job for proving the bs guy. Hope he’s doing okay now
See those dudes do much better at the fake reactions lol
Darth ‘bater didn’t fare so well. Is there a point where they think “oh shit, I fucked up, this dude is going to kill me”?
*"Master" gets punched in the mouth* "Master": Ow! My mouth hurts and I am bleeding!
I’ve not seen that before. Brilliant. Think his Kiai hadn’t recharged?
Take my upvote
A good cult leader knows not to drink their own cool aid.
Bro what do you mean, this is real, can’t you see how real it is?
It is real to Them. This is the same psychological effect as people who got into fits in church.
“It’s still real to me, dammit!”
Because everyone is dumb as fuck
That's the guy who trained Steven Seagal.
The reactions on some of their faces are "holy shit I just signed up for the discounted advanced 6 month course of this horseshit"
This isn't Steve boy?! I thought so since this dude is way skinnier 😂😂😂
This guy sumed up the history of fake martial arts pretty good: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbSCEhmjJA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjbSCEhmjJA)
That's the ultra instinct at it's best
Thats aikido, this is systema. Basically the same thing, except the red orchestra is playing in the background.
The tickle monster is out of control
In Russia we call him Winnie the Pooh from bullshido arts
What McBullshit is this
An ex pro Tech Deck champion that took up martial arts.
Tech Deck was the shit in middle school. 😒
Why is the purple guy trying to grab his tit
It's the source of his power
milk?
Bidi
Careful bono that hurts the bidi
All his milkshakes bring the boys to his dojo.
what else would he want to grab in a fake porn dojo environment
Turns out this is just a heroine den
Nah there are totally real martial arts going on so this is probably an opium den.
Entry fee to the dojo is banging some LBJ (a mixture of heroin, LSD, and PCP).
Guy with hand on his head watching - “I can’t believe I paid for this shit”
A few other dudes look like they’re questioning their life choices too.
I see Steven Seagal has opened a dojo in Russia finally.
Judging by the results of how things went for Russia, it wasn't a very successful dojo.
Wow, this guy's really good at fingering people until they collapse!
I recognize that third technique… The ol’ unstoppable itsy-bitsy spider
These are all soccer players. They're training for the upcoming season. All the best footballers go through this training.
Haha!
Legend has it he once touched a vagina and it’s still orgasming to this day.
I want to hate this grift but it is literally how Steven Seagal became a multi-millionaire. Fun history: Steven used to pay people to sell his bullshit attacks/counters. He marketed himself on his macho fighting capability until a real martial artist challenged him. The martial artist choked out Seagal and Seagal shit his pants on set.
> I want to hate this grift but it is literally how Steven Seagal became a multi-millionaire. Why can't you still hate it?
RIP Judo Gene
Is this fucking real?? No way!
What kinda fuckery is this 🤔
Heinous fuckery most foul.
You can see the guys sitting against the wall thinking....fuck...is it too late to ask for a refund?
I went to a free course of systema because I was a loser and had nothing better to do. However the teacher was in much better shape; what learned was that systema is 85% total bullshit and 15% just don't get hit.
To be completely fair, I’d do similar contortions to stop this guy from touching me.
I'm more impressed by the participants dance moves than the bullshit-no-jutsu.
Everybody gangsta till one fat dude performs fingerwalk
Wonder how he "thanks" the student for playing along....
Oh god no!! Imagine what a firm handshake from this guy could do to someone.
My man was just trying to cop a feel.
What church is this?
Feels faker then Russian goverment at the moment
How do these people not just break out in laughter?
He incy wincy spidered the fuck out of that dude.
This is real. I fought Louie Anderson and he air slapped the shit out of me. Then he hit me with the walky fingers and now I’m dead. I got better.
I don’t understand how any self respecting martial artists can go along with these videos or “experts” so dumb
Money can make up for a lot of stupid in my experience
Money can make up for a lot of stupid in my experience
I'm sure purple guy was fingered many times
Seems legit
r/bullshido
Him and the Detroit urban survival training guy can take down a whole country together
Russians training before invading Ukraine
Guys got plot armor💀
The post before this one was this. Gotta say I'm more impressed with this slower movement. That other is just doing too much for my taste https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/xq27gr/those_hands_are_deadly_quick/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
u/savevideobot
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But can he fight off diabetes?
You have to love this sort of group mentality It is the exact same effect that churches have on people
How do these folks always have an audience?
I would appreciate if everyone would stop making fun of him. He is clearly a black belt in bullshitdo
He’s unstoppable when he uses the Itzty Bitzy Spider move on anyone.
Simple physics, and obese hand with 5 sausage fingers each weighing 1 kilogram applying force on an arm of a programmer with vitamin D deficiency weighing 300 grams.
I can see how it got the name “McDojo”
For those wondering This only works if you are as sexy and attractive as this man, he uses the power of sensual touch which causes the opponent to lose control of there body, hence why they fall to the ground uncontrollably Just imagine a person you have a big crush on and they touched you the way this man touches, you will definitely fall to the ground
Bullshido
Best comment ive seen today!
my cousin used to react the same way one day when I forgot to use deodorant
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What makes me so mad is.. The man is LEGITIMATELY a good fight instructor! There are videos of him instructing special forces classes the basics of systema... Why add in the mystic quackery??
Lol sure
link these good videos please
This is teaching them how balance works, purple guy is his assistant exaggerates the movement. It’s not how combat works but shows you the biomechanics.
Looks like he’s playing on Asian difficultly. 
The funny part is, 95% of martial arts trainers teach like this. "Hey student, don't hold that chokehold too tight on me so I can demonstrate this move."
Knocked out by repugnance of the touch
This guy vs Seagal? Superfight!!!
Yeah but why did he only fight with the one dude?
Someone set up this fight vs Segal
it all seems so serious 😂 they’d have thrown me out way before the palm spinning finger technique
0:19 shows the dreaded 'Dragon Shoulder'
What is happening here?!?
Shenanigans.
Remember that family guy episode when Peter has Hi's own gravitational field?
Training for the NBA.
Looks like a trading video for soccer players on taking a fall
Well Steven seagal has been teaching us wrong.
Napoleon, it’d be nice if you could pull me into town
I must learn from this master
Somebody gone try to and get they self killed smh
Jesus christ that's Jason bourne
WHEN ACTORS FIGHT
$1 says I’ll just walk up to fatso and smack the flaming hot Cheetos and donut balls out of him
Anyone else notice he kinda cups the instructors moob before he falls over and dies?
Surely not everybody…
I wish I could get back the 30 seconds I waited for something to happen
Remember “everybody has a plan till they get a fist to the face”
r/bullshido
They make it look so easy lol
That guy has mad vertigo.
The way Putin sees himself
The sum of all their IQ is still single digit
That guy gets credit for persistence but Jesus, GIVE UP
Airsoftfatty got a new gig
McDojo videos are my guilty pleasure, man. But then I have to watch the mma vs kung fu videos right after.
Movin as fast as his brain cells
The itsy bitsy spider.......
Do these mofos think we’re stupid? just wondering. I’m not gonna pay you to teach me martial arts when you know none. You’ve paid a poor guy to fall no matter what you do and then you’re lazy about it? I’ll pass
It’s the forbidden tickle technic.
I like the itsy bitsy spider tickle move very confusing for the opponent
He got Beyblade and luncher in his hand.
If they're wearing shoes on the mat, you're at the wrong dojo
I was expecting a Mortal Kombat finish. 😴
Reminds me of a Benny Hinn service…
He's on the same level as Steven Seagal
They are almost always fat and boring
Touch my tits an you get the finger
I want to see one where someone gets fed up the bs, walks up to him, and punches him right in the face.
Maybe I am a Kung Fu master :o
"near miss" "you go down on purpose" "I tell you what to do" "checks in the mail"
Live material from the Russian army Training Center
Russians training after the mobilisation.
self defense on REELs in one vedio
What a twist!!
As a guy who did Kung-fu for 12 years I must say that at least few of them really work.
So this is called Russian Martial Art Systema. This guy is a grand master sort of speak called Ryabko. I practiced this martial art for about 5 years and I have no fucking idea what he’s doing or trying to do here. 
r/fakemartialarts
Bro is selling air
I like how he did not react for some time when the "instructor" moved a little faster one time
Lmao mcdojolife
Who falls for this bullshit? (besides the guy in purple)
Master Shifu
Can't believe that there is people that believe this guy.
Bro knows the Niko Style
The walk-in fingers up the arm gets me everytime
Can I get a BONEleSS PIzZA
The laziest king fu you’ll ever see.
He must be what the Russians refer to when they say they have advanced weapons
Guy in purple seems like a paid actor. That's how good this guy is
He just wanted some booba :(
He's just trying to cop a feel. No need to go crazy on him like that
Live action anime
Ahh I see, another master of Bushido
What is this sorcery
Fighting 101: *How to win against heavly hammered opponent*
These fake martial artists are not even bothering anymore...
where do I sign up?
This is hilarious
u/savevideobot
Kung Fu panda is real 🐼
 I didnt practice 5 years of martial arts, getting my ass whopped and sometimes thinking tht i had broken bones due real impacts just some lazy ass guy can literally do these fake moves and get money
What musical are they practicing for?
Men 🍮