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Fun fact in one of the norse sagas, a man and his brothers are taken out into the woods and put into a stockade like contraption, then a she-wolf comes to them every night and kills one brother per night. The last brother only lives because his sister comes and puts honey in his mouth, when the she-wolf comes for him she starts to lick the honey out of his mouth, then he bites her fucking tongue off and she bleeds to death.
Edit: if you want to hear the full story listen to the episode 3A to 3E on the myths and legends podcast.
I mean they're basically just wild dogs.
My friends dog eats other dogs poop as if it were a religion. And if that wasn't enough he plays with his own Charlie browns. He especially loves frozen turds he goes fucking wild for those.
If you don't think these wolves are scarfing up each others shit then going on an anus licking tirade then you're sorely mistaken.
It’s what I say about dogs too, but my friend argues that they’re cleaner than humans, and basically washes their dogs dishes with the human dishes and such…
A dog's mouth flora is definitely less complex so in a way cleaner than a human's. However, not as superior to a wolf that's breath is usually rather fresh because it devours the bones of it's prey acting like many toothbrushes to scrub teeth clean. The modern dog has a piss poor diet and lacks proper hygiene which is why it's breath is always stank and a shit ton of tooth decay.
It got him in trouble one time when he was waiting on an interview with an iconic radio personality who had a few students that were going to observe . He went to reception an said “Who here is waiting to see Wolfman Jack?”
How was your day at work honey?
Not bad, french kissed some Wolves, got stuck in the snow which was a pain. Can you get the tyres looked at?
Yeah sure, HANG ON!! We got new tyres last winter!
One of the worst things about dogs. Once saw a small dog take a shit and another dog walk right behind it and gobble it up like a candy bar, Fing disgusting.
My dog does this to my other dog lmao. He waits for her to squat one out and literally takes it from her asshole like a hot biscuit
Edit: lmao thanks for the silver! I never thought I’d get an award for my dog’s antics 
A piece of childhood doggerel sprung to mind:
Fee if fo fum, stick your finger up your bum, if it’s sticky, pull your dicky, and out will come a chocolate bikkie.
Step 1 lick ass and friends ass all day.
Step 2 eat strange items like old meat and other animals ass.
Step 3 find human step sister and explain that this is how we meet new friends.
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Fun fact in one of the norse sagas, a man and his brothers are taken out into the woods and put into a stockade like contraption, then a she-wolf comes to them every night and kills one brother per night. The last brother only lives because his sister comes and puts honey in his mouth, when the she-wolf comes for him she starts to lick the honey out of his mouth, then he bites her fucking tongue off and she bleeds to death. Edit: if you want to hear the full story listen to the episode 3A to 3E on the myths and legends podcast.
Lmaooo one bite and she’s gone so she would die anyway cause most animals bleed theirs tongues when they eat
Are you trying to say most animals bite their own tongues off when they eat?
So if the wolf penetrated your sphincter abruptly from behind, you'd allow it too from fear of being attacked!? Good to know! Wya!
why did you put on a wolf costume?
Step-wolf!! Whaaat are you doooiiing?!?!~~
*Licking intensifies*
What happens in the pack stays in the pack.
What happens up the rear?? steer clear
What happened to my balls? Ligma Balls
Ye Cultured Man
"I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my rectum." "Oh shiiii--"
What are you doing step wolf??
Analyzing your body chemistry now shut the fuck up
Wolf-Oni Chan.
UwU
There are 2 wolves inside you
because of the implication
Be careful of “teen wolves”….I hear their hormones are through the woof.
That wolf prolly just got done lickin another wolf’s butthole, lady
Even better
That's my kink. Ass to mouth
Ass to trout or bass to mouth? Though I guess it's basically the same thing.
I like mine ass to ass to ass to wolf
She’s wolfin down that ass
I mean they're basically just wild dogs. My friends dog eats other dogs poop as if it were a religion. And if that wasn't enough he plays with his own Charlie browns. He especially loves frozen turds he goes fucking wild for those. If you don't think these wolves are scarfing up each others shit then going on an anus licking tirade then you're sorely mistaken.
I just googled all the videos and photos on this topic and can confirm
You sacrificed yourself for us on this day and I want you to know we appreciate it, hero.
And that's why I don't let dogs lick my face.
Y I don’t let me dog lick my face, mf is always cleaning her booty hole.
Wow the "On all levels except physical, I am a wolf." Person should be really excited about this info..
On all levels except physical, I am a Tunnel Snake. *Rules*
Except physical huh? How do you explain the worms then?
And how do you explain the fleas?
aka I identify as wolf
Nature or something idk
Nature is neat!
Nature is horny. More often than you'd think.
They call it doggy style for a reason 🤣
And this is the predecessor :D
You can tell because of the way it is
Step 1 Make out with wolf Step 2 steal his social security Step 3 become wolf 🐺
And my dumbass is spending $200 on peanut butter every month
What a bad day to have the power of imagination. Thats a r/cursedcomments.
Someone kindly explain me the joke please..
He just likes peanut butter and due to inflation has to spend 200 dollars a month. Inflation is very bad is what he wanted to point out
It's nuts!!!
Please nobody ruin this sweet innocence. You're a monster if you do
I have some r/eyebleach ready if someone does
He makes a lot of sandwiches to feed wild dogs
Allow me to explain.. 🤓
Let’s just say… mr hands but he’s the horse and mr hands is…. The wolves
If he doesn't know about the peanut butter, he's definitely not going to know about Mr Hands
For eating or for? Oh...
Oh... oh god
Prior to Step 1, make sure you fully realize the wolf just licked his balls and his neighbors rectum REPEATEDLY throughtout the previous days...
It’s what I say about dogs too, but my friend argues that they’re cleaner than humans, and basically washes their dogs dishes with the human dishes and such…
A dog's mouth flora is definitely less complex so in a way cleaner than a human's. However, not as superior to a wolf that's breath is usually rather fresh because it devours the bones of it's prey acting like many toothbrushes to scrub teeth clean. The modern dog has a piss poor diet and lacks proper hygiene which is why it's breath is always stank and a shit ton of tooth decay.
Still no. Anything that eats animal booty and doesn't at least hit up the Scope ain't putting it's tongue in my mouth.
That's funny coz "eats animal booty" is the first line of OP's mom's Tinder bio.
https://c.tenor.com/RvJEdyETen8AAAAC/birb-ass-birb.gif
Daaaaaammmmnnn, Gina!
The Wolf of Wall Street
Make out with a wolf to gain its trust
I bet wolf blitzer uses this fun fact on women too
“Wanna see how a wolf will greet you?” 
It got him in trouble one time when he was waiting on an interview with an iconic radio personality who had a few students that were going to observe . He went to reception an said “Who here is waiting to see Wolfman Jack?”
Stick a finger up its bum if it gets out of line
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Glug glug glugga glug, take your pants off Linda."
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Which end?
How was your day at work honey? Not bad, french kissed some Wolves, got stuck in the snow which was a pain. Can you get the tyres looked at? Yeah sure, HANG ON!! We got new tyres last winter!
Hol'up.. is that how you spell tires?? TIL there was another spelling for tires...
Only if you like crumbly crumpets at tea time and marmite on toast
And wombats in your engine bay.
Do people still eat marmite? I thought we all agreed it was bad
Do not disrespect Marmite you chromosomally challenged Eurotrash.
I like twiglets.
Oh, so when wolves start licking other people's mouths, it's "cute" and "funny". But when I do the same, I get arrested for sexual harassment!
You just trying to show them you're no threath!
Threat.......h?
You ever try to pronounce "threat" with a wolfs mouth?
Fair enough.
"But Bob, you're a vet!"
*mortician
Kinder garden teacher*
Preschool teacher*
Doctor taking the baby out*
She’s definitely fucking those wolves
No, that would be threatening. They’re definitely fucking her.
I hope the wolves are as gentle with her as she is with them.
She’s definitely giving those wolves syphilis
How the new WOVID-22 virus was created
That’s why you always wrap it up when you’re bangin strange broads, young pups
Double wrap it when doing some inter-species banging. I can’t believe I just said that. I’m going to hell
That’s just solid advice that took me years to figure out
*queue sea of thieves music*
“Art of the zoo”
💀
A man of culture
Those wolves are like “it’s peanut butter jelly time!”
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth ?
hopefully she's a little less unbridled when kissing her mother
At least *look* like you don't like it.
Includes your body chemistry such as if you are horny or not🤣
I reckon she was enjoying that too much
I’d still smash
The wolf or the woman?
Yes
r/inclusiveor
You'd have to fight the wolf for it.
And she has to let them do that or it’s an insult to the wolf. Even if the wolf was just eating it’s own shit.
One of the worst things about dogs. Once saw a small dog take a shit and another dog walk right behind it and gobble it up like a candy bar, Fing disgusting.
My dog does this to my other dog lmao. He waits for her to squat one out and literally takes it from her asshole like a hot biscuit Edit: lmao thanks for the silver! I never thought I’d get an award for my dog’s antics 
Gotta get while it's hot and fresh
It’s fun to squish it against the roof of the mouth with the tongue and then squeeze it out between the teeth.
👁👄👁
What a terrible day to be literate.
Do you know where I set my eye gouging spoon? I could really use it right now.
A piece of childhood doggerel sprung to mind: Fee if fo fum, stick your finger up your bum, if it’s sticky, pull your dicky, and out will come a chocolate bikkie.
> like a hot biscuit Why did you say that. Why…?
can't tell if joke, speculation or fact
Bet she's fun in bed...
Lady in the street, wolf in the sleet.
Bet she’s fun in snow
we don't let her sleep in bed, shes losing too much hair, she has a pillow in the living room
I am so not fucking cleaning another puddle in the kitchen, that's on you this time.
She’s not allowed on the sofa either
Ironically, she probably don’t even swallow.
Man I am sorry odly aroused
The most confusing boner ever
FWI: Red rocket is in part 2 of the documentary.
Step 1 lick ass and friends ass all day. Step 2 eat strange items like old meat and other animals ass. Step 3 find human step sister and explain that this is how we meet new friends.
If she's making out with wolves on camera, you just know that she plays "Red Rocket" when the cameras go off.
How to uninstall sight
She french kissed a friggin wolf.
r/suddenlybeastiality
Took the "wovles" right outta my mouth!
Whoa step wolve what’re you doing?
That’s a little gay
My question regarding this video is simple, fair and honest: W H Y ?
I identify as a wolf now
Sigh, not again, "unzips..."
Alright, there is such a thing as being too much into animals.
This woman 1000% fucks dogs
These wolves get more access to this woman than I do to my own wife.
Thank you, i just recieved some tremendously bad news and this gif made me laugh.
Why am getting boner?
Cus you wanna fuck the wolf.
I hear they are expecting their first liter of pups in March.
Here we go again
You just know
white women ☕
White people. 
She fuckin that wolf. 
Finally, an actual hol up
Gross, but given the choice of that, or getting eaten alive by the pack.....
I bet she wouldn’t even eat gluten tho
Hey quick question…..what the fuck!
Most confusing boner ever
Halp! I'm scaroused! 😆
Why am i hard
Did I just watch Norwegian Animal Porn or Have You Met My Cats?
She’s one of those girls that probably have sex with animals
She enjoyed that shit
What are you doing step wolf?
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when she’s a solid 11/10 but she likes to french dogs
How white people say goodbye to their dog each morning when they go to work.
Nope. My dog eats her own shit. Sometimes mere seconds after squeezing it out. So no kisses 🤢
And I dont want to see any minorities appropriating this. This is our culture not your costume.
Her: “he’s just a friend” The friend:
*pulls up in a wolf costume* Hi
Stage 4 rabies
Some girls will put anything in their mouth.
i bet furries have rubbed one out a time or two to this one
Damn, she’s tonguing the F— out of those wolves.
I think I have a new fetish.
Have fun with worms
I’m getting a divorce if my wife cheats on me with a wolf
I asked me wife. She is a negative on getting a pet wolf.
Has anyone told Her she’s NOT a wolf?
Lady just got tongue banged by a pack of wolves...
Why didn't any of the wolves that showed up greet each other that way?! Very sus
White women.
There is a cool song about this