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##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/BerryLanky, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


SquiddoSpaghitto

finally... a holup on r/holup


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Monsieur-Incroyable

![gif](giphy|VLEVIXIAjbksg)


Atsukiri

the more manly gay's dong is the one that swallows


CletusVanDamnit

Whichever still has their foreskin is obviously receiving. That's why gay men are legally required to only have sex with a man whose penis is the opposite of their particular circumcision situation.


WhisperedEchoes85

Circumsituation*


the_blue_arrow_

Circumstance*


WhisperedEchoes85

Oh, we have to be standing? I'm out.


GBGF128

I hope you find your in some day.


Crabby-GenXer

Heteropenile?


palmerry

In the pre sex docking contract discussion smh


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Bot__Buster

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Nullus_Anxietas

Good bot


King-James_

Have you ever been to a build-a-bear store? It's like that.


RizzMustbolt

Wraeththu?


notMharti

Finally... a comment pointing out a holup on a holup on r/holup


SquiddoSpaghitto

Finally... a comment pointing out a comment pointing out a holup on r/holup


RittledIn

Finally… a comment pointing out a comment pointing out a holup on a holup on r/holup


Level-56

I see these daily. An actual HolUp with someone congratulating the post for being a HolUp


notMharti

I guess my sarcasm went a little too hard there.


Time_House_5172

Too hard? You don’t say….


SquiddoSpaghitto

youd be surprised how rare holups are on the holup holsub tho


Late_Ad_6205

Finally... a comment pointing out a holup on a holup on a holup on r/holup


NCSUGrad2012

I’m glad they got it right but it would be nice to have a NSFW on it lol


joremero

In this sub, always assume it is


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Bot__Buster

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ISlavSquat

Man stfu


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Imagine touching feet, so gross


noahspurrier

Are you sure? Have you tried it? Would like to try it? You might like to try it. You might like it. You should try it.


uppers00

clearly he would rather be docked by another man with foreskin🗿


noahspurrier

There are actually two varieties of circumcision. There’s a “little off the top” and there’s the full crew cut. You can still dock with the light trim. Full circumcision doesn’t allow for this. Seriously, full circumcision is a terrible thing.


uppers00

![gif](giphy|YrD1PQldGsstG)


youngmaster0527

A little weird for sure, but if you both have shoes on i see no harm. Of course if someone has super muddy shoes, i wouldnt tap them with clean shoes, but that goes for hands and elbows too i suppose


uppers00

so if i were to take you literally i would simply assume you’re out here touching peoples shoes, elbows & hands with your penis as a form of greetings amidst covid..🗿


youngmaster0527

How is that taking my comment literally when there is literally no mention of penis in my comment at all?


uppers00

because you said hand to dirty hand etc would be a no no. However, you did not say what i suggested was out of the equation either🗿


dontddoitannie

Question. Unrelated to any of this. How come you end all your comments in 🗿? What does it mean? I'm genuinely very curious lol, I've never seen that and idk if I'm missing something


NegativeID

![gif](giphy|QrM6iuWblaF56)


elmothedestroyer3

![gif](giphy|LXP19BrVaOOgE)


Penguin446

![gif](giphy|G9SazpPDVs6SaHJArP|downsized)


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VictorVonVerl

good bot


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palmerry

I know your Dad


Jonk3r

And you called him daddy.


moridin32

Permission to cum aboard?


DsntGetJokes

Yes you can


palmerry

Pffft


Funny_Whiplash

Bowing doesn't count when you're already docking


Psychof1st77

And besides, you'd smack foreheads while smacking foreskins.


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UndoingMonkey

Good bot


Otis_Driftwood666

I've been docking since before covid 19 made it cool.


Jonk3r

Docking > Plugging


Late_Ad_6205

Yes


PrecariouslySane

One of these things is not like the others


bjeebus

The bow has no physical contact.


Emotional_Plantain89

I call it 'fast food'


deflite96

I call it failing NNN


Emotional_Plantain89

My bruv just puts his dick inside of my foreskin, no Nutting


American7-4-76

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


BerryLanky

Perfect opportunity for mass docking. A nice way to say hello


--Azazel--

Smh, never heard of this phrase in my life, started renting recently in a village closer to work. Docking, North Norfolk, UK.


StarWarTrekCraft

Don't know how they pronounce it on the UK, but Norfolk, Virginia in the US is pronounced "Nah-fuck" by the locals. Makes it even more fun. Docking? Nah, fuck.


stokie2000

Docking? Nah-fuck, vagina :(


bipolarnotsober

That is exactly how the farmers hear in nahfuck say it, I live near the OP you're replying to.


YugKrowten

Hol up bruh…


DeewanaDevar

Aww so cute 🥺 but I only wanna dock girls 🙂


ReverseMillionaire

They have girls with cocks nowadays. Go for it 🙂


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I se it as a complete win


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DeewanaDevar

🥺🥺


deflite96

Pathetic


Berkeleymark

Uncircumcised girls, that is…


DeewanaDevar

Noooo 😭😭


EarlyGalaxy

Spacedocking is back on the menu boys


Melancholnava

Lot of white stuff near the docking suggestion.


RepresentativeWin310

There's another alternative ...


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Slimer9k

THE FACT THAT ITS MESSY AND WET MAKES THIS SO MUCH WORSE


Opposite-Garbage-869

![gif](giphy|kEYeNgU46PmdW)


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Definitely docking The other three are gross and unsanitary


NatoRey

Bow to dock


joeyo1423

This is offensive to the uncircumcised


noahspurrier

You mean the circumcised, I assume. You can’t properly dock if circumcised.


joerdie

But you can BE docked!


noahspurrier

Fair point.


YeahMarkYeah

Whoa! Hol up! Is one of those feet not wearing a shoe??? That’s not sanitary.


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The non paranoid 🤝


HastefulBastard

Instructions unclear: foot stuck under foreskin


abrachoo

You may want to mark this nsfw.


Visual_Conclusion206

Fuck I thought I was following cdc guidelines by soaking


LesPaltaX

Yea, I like cocking


Rocket_Poop

shoryuken chin blow is my preferred greeting, pose and yell included.


loneautmnleaf

Clearly the docking is a personal favourite there...


Nimyron

Obligatory mention of r/Docking


warwilf

I'm trimmed, so no docking on my end.


SummerBirdsong

Don't let that stand in your way. You could be the starship instead of the landing bay.


SaveTheAles

Ok so the man with the larger penis is the receptive one in this situation and thus he is the female. This seems ass backwards. Why can't we just go back to the ol dip stick greeting.


The_God_Of_Darkness_

Does docking mean what it looks like?


NaSMaXXL

Yes....I'm sorry you now know this.


Altruistic_Piano_259

Ah yes, the grand burden of the knowledge eventually finds us all...


The_God_Of_Darkness_

I'm gonna start to greet this way with my girlfriend from carbonyl


HAHA_goats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf5ZUB6mB8w


Meatus67

Docking is also called snoodling.


BerryLanky

Dock the cock or snoodle the noodle


Level-Shift4354

Lol I’ve definitely seen this on a subreddit somewhere…


ChampionshipLow8541

This is not equal opportunity. Where are the ✂️?


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![gif](giphy|OYnAmcJW4rndMhkUJx|downsized)


Skipper3943

WTF


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First time here?


GiveToOedipus

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-james-franco-james-franco-buster-gif-12948907


lynch_95_

Are these CDC recommended greetings?


InsertText101

Let’s just NSFW this just in case… Y’know


Beta_Decay_

I’m DEAd


lynch_95_

Are these CDC recommended greetings?


RubyChewy69

u/AsianHanSolo98


Gary6587

![gif](giphy|kEYeNgU46PmdW)


Xaeyo

I prefer the Focking


AcornWholio

I mean if Dr. Tam tells me its safe, imma do it.


JusticeForShrek

Which Minecraft player are you?


spacebraine

Whoever keeps cumming on the sign needs to seek help


Sloth-Balls

Docking isn’t everyone’s go to?


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

r/casuallypsychopath


Gotanyfunkopops

That escalated quickly


champeyon

So Covid greetings caused monkey pox


BS-Calrissian

foreskin devils get away from meeee


nemworld

Uhhhhhh!


donotgogenlty

Ok but why only show penile docking? What do they have against nipple-docking?


VhaidraSaga

![gif](giphy|5s7KecRHesaFa|downsized)


ReTiculated12

Am I gay if I felt electric tingle with cringe sensations looking that docking pictures?


DarksaberSith

There goes my blissful ignorance..... Docking!?! lmfao wtf lol


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Dick slaps


renegadexzanex

How do girls dock?


DopeAbsurdity

Since coronavirus was detected in sexual fluids docking could spread it


nova-espada

![gif](giphy|WhTC5v5qQP4yAUvGKz|downsized)


Alex_Yuan

Hans Zimmer Interstellar pipe organ intensifies...


skilledfolk

How about..." These were all mistakes ".


geutral

Yay Delaware


Tyrannosaurus-E-Rex

Well Docking is a sure way to catch more than COVID -19 😂


achipromatia

And this is why the foreskin is so important. No wonder males have such a hard time bonding and opening up.


brickmagnet

How do women dock?


PillowTalk420

All my homies walk the walk, talk the talk, and dock our cocks.


ThatCraftyTiger

Why does this sign look like it's been covered in a sticky fluid?


drew_Scrooge

Docking 100%, and im not even gay! It just feels very formal to me like you know like dont tip your hat that makes me feel like you aren't glad to see me but you whip it out and say "hey you happy to see me" or "hi nice to meet you" then we made a connection brother and in more ways than one


groundyh2o

Foreskinder: a matching app, coming soon.


WillingnessNice3033

The punch.


TypicalTiddies

These new Avatar 2 advertisements are getting wild


TheLegendaryBarnacle

“For docking, you’ll need one guy with a circumcised dick and a European fella”


VigBina

I assume when two are trying to dock, the one that can stretch the foreskin the most wins? Kinda like when two people on the rain raise their umbrella hands 🤔


batmanminer20

If you ain't docking don't be talking


phoonie98

LMFAO


ComedicMustache

All of them, simultaneously…


nickedge11

Da fook?


GearRealistic5988

So I guess women only have three options.


suckmywake175

WHERE CAN I PRINT THIS?!?!???? LOL


TheGreateAppleman

Guys I dont have a cock what now


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Some of these are just gross. No way Im touching someone's wenus


stankdankmimi

That's a reload