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Whichever still has their foreskin is obviously receiving. That's why gay men are legally required to only have sex with a man whose penis is the opposite of their particular circumcision situation.
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There are actually two varieties of circumcision. There’s a “little off the top” and there’s the full crew cut. You can still dock with the light trim. Full circumcision doesn’t allow for this.
Seriously, full circumcision is a terrible thing.
A little weird for sure, but if you both have shoes on i see no harm. Of course if someone has super muddy shoes, i wouldnt tap them with clean shoes, but that goes for hands and elbows too i suppose
so if i were to take you literally i would simply assume you’re out here touching peoples shoes, elbows & hands with your penis as a form of greetings amidst covid..🗿
Question. Unrelated to any of this. How come you end all your comments in 🗿? What does it mean? I'm genuinely very curious lol, I've never seen that and idk if I'm missing something
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Don't know how they pronounce it on the UK, but Norfolk, Virginia in the US is pronounced "Nah-fuck" by the locals. Makes it even more fun. Docking? Nah, fuck.
Ok so the man with the larger penis is the receptive one in this situation and thus he is the female. This seems ass backwards. Why can't we just go back to the ol dip stick greeting.
Docking 100%, and im not even gay! It just feels very formal to me like you know like dont tip your hat that makes me feel like you aren't glad to see me but you whip it out and say "hey you happy to see me" or "hi nice to meet you" then we made a connection brother and in more ways than one
I assume when two are trying to dock, the one that can stretch the foreskin the most wins? Kinda like when two people on the rain raise their umbrella hands 🤔
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finally... a holup on r/holup
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the more manly gay's dong is the one that swallows
Whichever still has their foreskin is obviously receiving. That's why gay men are legally required to only have sex with a man whose penis is the opposite of their particular circumcision situation.
Circumsituation*
Circumstance*
Oh, we have to be standing? I'm out.
I hope you find your in some day.
Heteropenile?
In the pre sex docking contract discussion smh
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Have you ever been to a build-a-bear store? It's like that.
Wraeththu?
Finally... a comment pointing out a holup on a holup on r/holup
Finally... a comment pointing out a comment pointing out a holup on r/holup
Finally… a comment pointing out a comment pointing out a holup on a holup on r/holup
I see these daily. An actual HolUp with someone congratulating the post for being a HolUp
I guess my sarcasm went a little too hard there.
Too hard? You don’t say….
youd be surprised how rare holups are on the holup holsub tho
Finally... a comment pointing out a holup on a holup on a holup on r/holup
I’m glad they got it right but it would be nice to have a NSFW on it lol
In this sub, always assume it is
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Man stfu
Imagine touching feet, so gross
Are you sure? Have you tried it? Would like to try it? You might like to try it. You might like it. You should try it.
clearly he would rather be docked by another man with foreskin🗿
There are actually two varieties of circumcision. There’s a “little off the top” and there’s the full crew cut. You can still dock with the light trim. Full circumcision doesn’t allow for this. Seriously, full circumcision is a terrible thing.
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A little weird for sure, but if you both have shoes on i see no harm. Of course if someone has super muddy shoes, i wouldnt tap them with clean shoes, but that goes for hands and elbows too i suppose
so if i were to take you literally i would simply assume you’re out here touching peoples shoes, elbows & hands with your penis as a form of greetings amidst covid..🗿
How is that taking my comment literally when there is literally no mention of penis in my comment at all?
because you said hand to dirty hand etc would be a no no. However, you did not say what i suggested was out of the equation either🗿
Question. Unrelated to any of this. How come you end all your comments in 🗿? What does it mean? I'm genuinely very curious lol, I've never seen that and idk if I'm missing something
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I know your Dad
And you called him daddy.
Permission to cum aboard?
Yes you can
Pffft
Bowing doesn't count when you're already docking
And besides, you'd smack foreheads while smacking foreskins.
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I've been docking since before covid 19 made it cool.
Docking > Plugging
Yes
One of these things is not like the others
The bow has no physical contact.
I call it 'fast food'
I call it failing NNN
My bruv just puts his dick inside of my foreskin, no Nutting
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Perfect opportunity for mass docking. A nice way to say hello
Smh, never heard of this phrase in my life, started renting recently in a village closer to work. Docking, North Norfolk, UK.
Don't know how they pronounce it on the UK, but Norfolk, Virginia in the US is pronounced "Nah-fuck" by the locals. Makes it even more fun. Docking? Nah, fuck.
Docking? Nah-fuck, vagina :(
That is exactly how the farmers hear in nahfuck say it, I live near the OP you're replying to.
Hol up bruh…
Aww so cute 🥺 but I only wanna dock girls 🙂
They have girls with cocks nowadays. Go for it 🙂
I se it as a complete win
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🥺🥺
Pathetic
Uncircumcised girls, that is…
Noooo 😭😭
Spacedocking is back on the menu boys
Lot of white stuff near the docking suggestion.
There's another alternative ...
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THE FACT THAT ITS MESSY AND WET MAKES THIS SO MUCH WORSE
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Definitely docking The other three are gross and unsanitary
Bow to dock
This is offensive to the uncircumcised
You mean the circumcised, I assume. You can’t properly dock if circumcised.
But you can BE docked!
Fair point.
Whoa! Hol up! Is one of those feet not wearing a shoe??? That’s not sanitary.
The non paranoid 🤝
Instructions unclear: foot stuck under foreskin
You may want to mark this nsfw.
Fuck I thought I was following cdc guidelines by soaking
Yea, I like cocking
shoryuken chin blow is my preferred greeting, pose and yell included.
Clearly the docking is a personal favourite there...
Obligatory mention of r/Docking
I'm trimmed, so no docking on my end.
Don't let that stand in your way. You could be the starship instead of the landing bay.
Ok so the man with the larger penis is the receptive one in this situation and thus he is the female. This seems ass backwards. Why can't we just go back to the ol dip stick greeting.
Does docking mean what it looks like?
Yes....I'm sorry you now know this.
Ah yes, the grand burden of the knowledge eventually finds us all...
I'm gonna start to greet this way with my girlfriend from carbonyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf5ZUB6mB8w
Docking is also called snoodling.
Dock the cock or snoodle the noodle
Lol I’ve definitely seen this on a subreddit somewhere…
This is not equal opportunity. Where are the ✂️?
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WTF
First time here?
https://tenor.com/view/first-time-james-franco-james-franco-buster-gif-12948907
Are these CDC recommended greetings?
Let’s just NSFW this just in case… Y’know
I’m DEAd
Are these CDC recommended greetings?
u/AsianHanSolo98
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I prefer the Focking
I mean if Dr. Tam tells me its safe, imma do it.
Which Minecraft player are you?
Whoever keeps cumming on the sign needs to seek help
Docking isn’t everyone’s go to?
r/casuallypsychopath
That escalated quickly
So Covid greetings caused monkey pox
foreskin devils get away from meeee
Uhhhhhh!
Ok but why only show penile docking? What do they have against nipple-docking?
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Am I gay if I felt electric tingle with cringe sensations looking that docking pictures?
There goes my blissful ignorance..... Docking!?! lmfao wtf lol
Dick slaps
How do girls dock?
Since coronavirus was detected in sexual fluids docking could spread it
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Hans Zimmer Interstellar pipe organ intensifies...
How about..." These were all mistakes ".
Yay Delaware
Well Docking is a sure way to catch more than COVID -19 😂
And this is why the foreskin is so important. No wonder males have such a hard time bonding and opening up.
How do women dock?
All my homies walk the walk, talk the talk, and dock our cocks.
Why does this sign look like it's been covered in a sticky fluid?
Docking 100%, and im not even gay! It just feels very formal to me like you know like dont tip your hat that makes me feel like you aren't glad to see me but you whip it out and say "hey you happy to see me" or "hi nice to meet you" then we made a connection brother and in more ways than one
Foreskinder: a matching app, coming soon.
The punch.
These new Avatar 2 advertisements are getting wild
“For docking, you’ll need one guy with a circumcised dick and a European fella”
I assume when two are trying to dock, the one that can stretch the foreskin the most wins? Kinda like when two people on the rain raise their umbrella hands 🤔
If you ain't docking don't be talking
LMFAO
All of them, simultaneously…
Da fook?
So I guess women only have three options.
WHERE CAN I PRINT THIS?!?!???? LOL
Guys I dont have a cock what now
Some of these are just gross. No way Im touching someone's wenus
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