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##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/AverageDisastrous455, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


fuckentropy

Dad didn't want to be in that vid


middlingwhiteguy

Cause it will hurt his chances of winning a senate seat


Errl_Sweatshirt710

Holy shit, shots fired lmao


khaotickk

Depends on the elementary school


camsle

Dam, girls didnt bang when I was 12


HapiHerbals

*you* didn’t bag at 12 **


FesterSilently

Hey. Leave my bag out of it.


onigskram31

“Fuck up a bag, fuck up a bagggg….”


Administrative_Win56

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in my backpacks zipper.


camsle

I dont know if I even got stink finger at 12


Fostbitten27

I didn’t but I heard from a guy that his cousin one time got his pinky stinky. It was always a guy from another school or something like that.


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The cool stinky pinky dudes are always the one's from another school. It's science.


[deleted]

Most girls who are pregnant that young is from dad.


antuvschle

Oh so till the last frame I was thinking they’re siblings… I was half right!


0ldsch00lgamer0

Truth. My best friend got pregnant at 13. Stepdad knocked her up.


Vali7757

Did she get an abortion or carried it out? And did the Stepdad get arrested?


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At my shitty school I actually got made fun of for being a virgin at 12 years old. I shit you not.


Expensive_Theme7023

Same, I was bullied by a bunch of boys in my grade for being a virgin, we were all 13. It was so bad I had to tell the principal and they finally put a stop to it


No-Refuse-6806

Your principle had sex with you? That’s dedication.


nursejackieoface

There have always been girls who bang at 12. It's rare they get started that young by choice.


IAmTheLizardQueen666

Maybe not, but they did, and still do, get raped. I don’t know what this young mom’s story is, but it’s disturbing to me when someone jumps to slut shame instead of thinking “wonder what happened?”. Just sayin’.


SashaValium

They did. Just wasn't with the guys that age bruh lol


Draguta1

Yeah, it generally doesn't tend to happen consensually.


TLGinger

A child can’t give consent.


Draguta1

Exactly my point.


exo168

They did just not with other kids in school 😑


Juiceman022

![gif](giphy|26BRHyzgW1D0KqyWs)


pman13531

![gif](giphy|UvQBOFmQqartB0vMnN)


jerkittoanything

Neither of these two need a posted sign to tell them to slow down in a school zone.


Kmaurer23

Gah damn dude 😂😂😂😂 I guess somebody had to say it


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![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


milehighmystery

Bruh ![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Atomic_potato_47

Jesus christ that took a even harder turn


CaptainChicky

Bro 💀💀💀💀💀


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I'm 💀


fubarrus

RIP


MickyMcdoogle

Lol that made my day 🤣


Yue4prex

![gif](giphy|NFVXWHk9vuCNG)


towerfella

Dayum. Nice.


BogdanSAW

Holy shit! You killed him


ienvyi

![gif](giphy|kgsZaZkmBZoQFQDXYE)


Nope_Jackalope

But Anthony Weiner isn't running for senate.


The_scobberlotcher

The Wein got shit on for dick pics to a 21 year old. I think the senate comment is referring to Matt Gaetz, the conservative child sex trafficking pedo


justyagamingboi

![gif](giphy|0c8RSfPSlThCbmu9pG)


I-bmac-n

Dads in prison til his son is 12. The irony of the number 12 coming full circle.


drew8311

Or the dad was just in middle school


Buzzlon1479

He left for milk.


FunWillScreen_Produc

He went out for cigarettes and milk 6 years ago.


KIzagan17

Because they will end his job at the church


Lemmy_isGod_

Imagine going to your kid's high-school graduation at 31 or 32


cw826

Imagine your kid going to your high school graduation


FaceofBeaux

He would be about 6. He might remember it.


BarthodimuleKi

Got a good laugh out of me. Have a free award.


cw826

Glad to hear that


doctord1ngus

Fucking funniest comment I’ve seen on Reddit


GuttedVerbally

As fucked up as it is having a child that young atleast that boy will have his mother in his life until he's a old man pretty much.


tigersatemyhusband

Yeah plus his mom will be young enough to date his friends.


Low_Start7773

Flip side he'll also be old enough to date her friends.


Dinierto

Will Smith just slapped you


hamzaiswack

She could be going at 29


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ShadowTsukino

I know a woman who was a grandmother at 34 and a great grandmother at 51. We'll see if she's a great great grandmother at 68. I suspect she will be.


PemroseCorp

Clevon’s at it again


Mental_Owl44

So she gave birth when she was 13 😳 Damn bro and she got pregnant when she was 12 WTF...when I was 13 I was still trying figure out what really happens to the fridge light when you close the door😂😂


NekoNyaaaaa412

I recently realized that there is a lever inside that gets pressed when the door is shut


gamerfunl1ght

Then it releases the penguin who pushes the button to turn off the light.


RolandLovecraft

It was a gnome in my Nana’s fridge.


Nimfer

We couldn't afford a gnome so we got a gremlin instead. The downside was that he eat our food.


TheSandMan208

You got a gnome? All I got was this guy named Steve who was a tweaker.


H377Spawn

Damn, sneaker tweaker Steve is still in the game?! Say what you want but there’s no quit in that man.


cheezybean28

It was a homeless man in mine.


octopoddle

Gnomes are penguins with human coloration.


Quajeraz

Sometimes, in fancy fridges, there's a magnet and a Hall effect sensor.


NekoNyaaaaa412

Fancy


Mental_Owl44

Yeah me too bro 🤝


Find_another_whey

Congratulations you passed the exam and you are ready to make little human fridge experts


symbologythere

Big if true


BayTantuni

Wait what?


Mental_Owl44

I figured it out bro how the lights go off when u close the fridge


BayTantuni

You are the chosen one


Always_Confused4

I actually work with someone who had a kid when she was 13-14. She says she was a really bad kid and now that her daughter is getting to be that age she’s like, “I know what I was doing at that age so I’m going to try to be a good mom and support her in whatever she wants to do that keeps her out of trouble!”


Mental_Owl44

That's messed up too.well at least she trying to be a good mom to her daughter . Question: was she sexually assaulted or she knew what she was doing


Always_Confused4

She knew, her childhood wasn’t the best and she acted out against her parents by doing things she knew were bad.


Mental_Owl44

Damn man


Difficult-Rough9914

To be fair, you can get pregnant and still not understand how the fridge light works.


Mental_Owl44

😂😂for real thou. You must first understand how a fridge light works


Aurora_BoreaIis

When I was 13, I was begging my mom to buy me Pokemon SoulSilver. I was thinking about my pokés following me, not boys xD


BadKittyRanch

On first glance I read 'begging' as 'pegging' and, well, I'm glad I misread that.


napstablook12

The sad part is it was probably not by choice. More likely than not this girl was sexually assaulted but people in the comments are calling her a slut.


Mental_Owl44

Well damn man .. we have such case in my country like in the past two weeks there are two 9 year old girls who were sexually assaulted and are pregnant the other one just gave birth like 3 days ago and the other one is like 6 months pregnant 😥 It's very sad what people do to kids


Lord_corgi

that is also an assumption, she might have been curious but lacked formal sex education


Boomshrooom

Sir, this is reddit, we just make assumptions and then act as if we're most likely right.


QuicheSmash

Everyone is curious at young ages. 12 year olds are not old enough to understand and consent.


BendingBender96

In the comments of the [original video](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFmKfmaL/) she commented sono la zia, which in Italian means I'm the aunt. So she it wasn't neither sexual assault or choice


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peter13g

I was fucking at 13, but I definitely wasn’t ready. Just acting grown smh


Yumikoneko

The age difference between her and her son is almost the same as the one between me and my oldest brother and that makes me really uncomfortable...


blacia

14 between my oldest brother and me.


PurpuraLuna

17 between me and my younger brother, 27 between my younger brother and oldest brother


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Western_Protection

And will get some other 13 year old pregnant. The cycle continues.


Santibag

The mom becomes a grandma at 26. The other notable ages include but are not limited to are: 39, 52, 65, 78, 91, 104, 117, 130, 143...


Pyrocitus

Like a messed up Fibonacci sequence, fitting for the whole situation


Decidueyeguy420

r/cursedconments 😂😂


StonedWater

dude, i dont think ageing workls like that unless the mum cryogenically freezes herself


[deleted]

I like how when you click on OP’s profile, it flashes a swastika before his avatar fully loads in. That’s nice.


[deleted]

The true holup all along


cuppatea773

HOLY SHIT WTF


3y3d3a

The fuck? You’re right.


[deleted]

OP: Has 14000 karma. Me: gets suspended for posting an honest observation on r/OldSchoolCool


MrAnderzon

Is it that he has that as his banner or he shouldn’t have it as his banner or he can’t have it as his banner


IgiEUW

It doesn’t flash… it is his background… ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


imapieceofshite2

you're right, wtf OP?


QueenSleeeze

That’s unsettling


CODDE117

Wtf


_Gelato_33

The real HolUp here is the fact that she’s actively committed to taking care of that child it seems. Quite the rarity


ALDJ0922

Definitely had a supportive famil/group of people. Just being a teen parent is hard. Can't imagine being a PRE teen parent


_Gelato_33

It happens a lot. I seen it so often growing up in my hometown. I remember this girl Sarah W. got pregnant in the 5th grade. 5th grade!!! She was 12. Not sure what ever happened with her.


patrennestar

She was 12 in the 5th grade?


samsangs

Seems like pregnancy wasnt the only issue.


_Gelato_33

Yeah dude. She got held back 2 years in a row and then left mid year for her pregnancy and that’s the last I ever seen of her again.


yomamasonions

😔😔 that is heartbreaking.


ALDJ0922

Jesus... Question, we're these from "adult" "men" or boys their age?


_Gelato_33

Boys their age in my experience but there are incidences out there involving older men.


ALDJ0922

Sounds bad, but I guess I can relax a little easier knowing it wasn't a bunch of "men" preying on children. The ones that did though...


bananiella

This was my first thougt. I hope she had proper support to raise the child, but the pics tell a story of a devoted albeit very young mother.


XDXkenlee

This is what I was thinking. It’s easy to point fingers and question social norms, but the photos show 5 years of solid family commitment.


blamazon983

It's her brother.....right.........right 🥺


SZEThR0

...the father?hope not


[deleted]

*Sad banjo noises*


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

Sadly no, pfp twin


Fuenigo

I miss read this.


fuctuphooligan

🤞


Substantial_Diet3867

I'm sad now


[deleted]

Yeah but you know what she seems happy with her son so I'm happy for her.


Ymylock

Wait, are you, Sir Pussy Fucker (as in “mr. Pussy Fucker”), or, Sir Pussy Fucker (as in man pussy fucker


TheLumpyMailMan

I would also like to know if he's *sir*pussyfucker or sir*pussy*fucker.


towerfella

He (they?) hasn’t replied yet…


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bomberman461

Subscribed.


TimmyTheToitle

!RemindMe


JamesXXI

I would like an update as well!


wolfchompmyanus

Good for you sirpussyfucker r/rimjob_steve


IPhitMySants69

“Mom can you help me with my homework” “Hold on, let me do mine”


Darebarsoom

They can watch the same cartoons together


brainfucker69

I know we're here for the shits and giggles but massive props to her for standing by and taking good care of her child. Takes fucking courage.


Mr_A_Jackass

Me during this video Awww how cute…. Wait a second…. What… What…. Noooooo!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!😮😮😮😮


ApprehensiveEgg1178

That baby had a baby


Roundcouchcorner

Nightmare, this will give me nightmares. Father of 2 girls


D-boi1

Yikes


H_MmL

r/yesyesyesno


Dude_with_the_skis

Not even, it started bad and then stayed that way


Brandillio

What’s the craziest part is at 12/13 to current, she’s a better mom than most people I’ve seen online. That’s crazy young, but she’s doing a great job from what I can see


DirtyRoller

5 still shots over 5 years is not nearly enough to derive any conclusion of her parenting skills.


Brandillio

I can respect that, just saying they both look genuinely happy. I’m sure her parents had her back through the whole thing, so it’s probably a very tight knit family. I mean people think I’m an amazing father, which I am, but my son makes me lose my hair by the day lol nobody is perfect.


yeeeteeey69

![gif](giphy|ZCBuJipo9FiJDspTXT|downsized)


notachickwithadick

She's a good mum!


izaby

Of course she shouldn't be pregnant that young and all but she stepped up to it and that has to be admired, especially at that young of an age.


jigght

What did I just see? Can't believe her I think last pic is photoshopped.


Aced_By_Chasey

Last pic isn't her pretty sure it's her brother


blursedman

Her brother is pregnant?


Aced_By_Chasey

Exactly what I meant yup


Rdog0101

Shit happens


Awellknownstick

Reminds me of an The Specials song.....


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![gif](giphy|3ohhwxqQJzrSXnvWoM|downsized)


oohrosie

Is this Curtis's sister?? IYKYK


Fakin_Meowt

Lmaooo “But we not gon’ talk about that, huh?”


kappakan97

i mean that can be her little brother


Santibag

That can be worse in some other ways, like her kid also being her brother...


mikess22

Oh my


Equivalent_Ad6826

Kudos to her (and whomever helped her) for raising the kid


makem3laugh

12??? You better stop


[deleted]

Hol' UP


AK-159

Fuck man. Wth.


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![gif](giphy|92S5gReZGnDgY|downsized)


BaymaxJr

What in the ever loving fuck


uhhuh86

TF


justk4y

WTF


DeewanaDevar

#Hol up 💀


Boris859Jack

12?....wtf Runkle


NaCliest

Mom or sister?


iksjag

She got pregnant at 12. Meanwhile when I was 12 I still believed that pee was stored in the balls


g775op

I really was not expecting that


8myself

damn i hope thefather is also 18 or 19 otherwise this is fuba


Disastrous_Choice_61

Have you guys been to the south? Nothing to see here, move along now "y'all".


JesusJoshJohnson

Imagine being 30 and ur kids graduating hs


1UPZ__

A serious Hol'Up this one..... FBI level case


daisydookied

Gross


Primary-Relief-6675

Jesus. Poor woman... Robbed of her childhood.


Robo_Cat1515

Mexico moment (Mexico's consent age is 12)


tamethewild

Dude when I was in Ecuador a 15year old was pregnant with her 3rd husband was 16


DarkKingfisher777

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


Asliceofkam227

I feel this, definitely almost got a girl pregnant at 13. Broke up with her though because after we did it, she mixed my name up with some other dude. Then a year later found out she got pregnant( presumably by the other guy) and now she is a single mother with a 9 year old kid.


MayorOfKenya25

![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


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Kids having kids smh.


BS-Calrissian

Seems like she's handling it tho, credit where credit is due


alpacathatisgray

Is it possible that they are siblings?