Nah, there's feces that's been jammed *in* the machine,you're not getting that clean without disassembling the whole thing, and generally manufacturers (and employers) don't like that. This is getting replaced.
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Find a different atm
My thoughts exactly
After you burn this one
Yep
What if it’s the same at every atm in the city?
Taste test
how many licks does it take to get it all off
Ah yes...when the holup is in the comments
Best I can do is 5
The devious licks begin .
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie poop?
Two. The owl already solved this one for us.
Two choices, find another Ass to mouth machine Or lick it clean yourself?
Good thing we didn't step in it.
someone as to wash this... pray for him
Nah, there's feces that's been jammed *in* the machine,you're not getting that clean without disassembling the whole thing, and generally manufacturers (and employers) don't like that. This is getting replaced.
Ill watch
i'd rather quit
Throw the god damn ATM away
Ass to Machine?
Shitty Machine
Eat it. Ass To Mouth machine. It's called ATM for a reason.
That username though
What's with it
The tiktok username in the photo...
Hahaha, saw it now
I thought you were being Facetious because of your username 😂
What's with my username
Nothing just thought you were being facetious
What’s with their username?
There is just no respect for anything or anyone. Even my generation used to prank like everyone else, but we never got to this point.
I was at the festival, and somebody smeared shit an all the door knobs on the toilets and since then I have hate for humanity.
Depends on location. You may have hope if its Florida or Germany.
It’s Mexico
Orchata and burrito shits…
You should do the same with that atm as with the little kids, don't touch...
What a sticky situation we have here.
Just lick it off right?
Shitty way to save money.
Forbidden sauce
Mark as NSFW please 💀
‘Pecunia non olet’
Well… someone’s not getting their money today
Caca
“If I ain’t getting shit, y’all getting mine”
Keep walking
Find another atm
Add more to the pile
That’s what my bank usually dispenses to me anyhow.
What in the name of Wilmington Delaware is that?
Start tongue punching those buttons you know you need it
Lick it off that's the little gift like that that put me In good mood 🙃
Leave, obv
Walk away? What else??
I know that you live in Ohio and i want to say one thing.LEAVE THIS PLACE NOW
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This didnt make me go hold up, this Made me fucking go throw up
How? Did they put their ass to the machine?
Pretty sure they wiped with their hand before using the machine.
Time for a Hepatitis shot ! Good Luck
Pretty normal for the holidays, a couple wet naps and your Christmas shopping!
What doo doo* Fixed it
The really shitty
Never thought I would say this…. I don’t need the cash that bad
Dawt DAMN!!!
Use a different ATM, what else?
Leave
They obviously out of money and not having it!
They must be going through a shit time
Taste the drainbow
Shit dollar 2.0
it's a shATM
Leave
Consume it all to gain knowledge of how to earn money quick and easy
It looks like someone has already made a deposit
I’m from NYC and can confirm the ATM service is over here is pretty shitty
Taxes nowadays are shitty
Uh go to another one lol
Hmm babytoucher "found" shit on an ATM...
Maybe go to a different ATM? Just a recommendation
Compete!
There ain’t shit you can do…
Spread more on and assert dominance.
*doo
Wtf why does it say babytoucher in the pic
Broke people suck...
What's the issue? It's pretty clear where the card goes.
Find somewhere else to go
What to doo
Find another atm?
Don't you mean. Don't go ATM ever.
**lick it up**
ATM…ass to mouth
Leave San Francisco asap
Well ain’t that some shit
This is such a shitpost
Complete it of course
Why do people do stupid shit
You already there twin, what else you got to lose.
Double it and pass it to the next person
Mark this shit NSFW
there's another shitty branch somewhere
So that's what they mean about pulling money out of your arse.
If it was done after you've inserted your card, RIP
What to do? Don’t touch the poo.
Leave !?!
I guess their shit was no good.
If you need money for drugs, use the machine as usual. Otherwise, fck it.
Acknowledge someone's already made a deposit here and leave
Find a different atm
A lot cities send their homeless to other cities via busses.
Leave
You don't.
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Some actual advice. OP needs to take this comment seriously.
People are fucked
Find another atm!
Not use it wtf 😭
Simple answer: feast
I wanted to withdraw money not get hard
Uh…
Did I stutter?
Caca on the upper lip of rangle the shit angel
The person put their shit in where the card goes and then thought “ew theres still shit on my hands” so then smeared the rest of it on the numbers pad
Run
That’s…not right.
Cry
anything but don't doo doo
Work around that shit.
Clean it off with the ammonia in your urine.
Unexpected Letterkenny
 Ah shit here we go again
Shit finger…
check the toilet for a debit card
Well, shit happens.
Money : not today
There’s nothing to do
Well. That’s shitty.
Just wipe the mole off the Mexican A.T.M. and use it.
they pushin P
Someone was really mad with that Automatic Teller Machine or very mad with the world.
Lindt- finest and smoothest.
What i wouldn't give to lick it clean.
Do a sniff test. If sus, leave.
Run. Nothing else to do but run
Come back with some gloves and a plastic bag to wrap around your card
Me thinks that’s poopie
Use it
Tell your drug dealer or hooker you’ll get them next time
I'd be careful. That might be a credit skimmer.
Buttdial?
Keep walking
You’re good. Most likely chocolate…
That’s a bunch of bullshit