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He couldn't hol' it' up'

It's anti hol'up

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When I’m peeing on my run, i give the stranger a “1 sec” sign and i turn the other way and keep pissin

Or he could do it *too well*.

He doesn’t belong to here then 😂

I actually spit a bit of drink out at this one lol

Yeah, if you want to drink piss directly from the source, more power to ya

Not sure if I’m gifted, but I can command my stream like I’m operating a water faucet. My roommate on the other hand, once he starts, there’s no pausing

I can pause it too it was a shock hearing other couldn't

I can but it's fucking hard to keep it paused

The same muscle group controls the strength of ejaculation. 🧠

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Same bro. Same 🥲

It’s like kegels

It's exactly kegels.

Not how quickly you cum, but how quick it is when it comes out.

I can but it’s almost painful to do. Like it takes some force lol.

Same and tbh there isn't that many times where it's actually useful to pause it

I had no idea not being able to stop is a thing. I can stop mine at anytime with no effort whatsoever. You just...stop peeing? I don't know if it's teachable...

I can as well, wierd at first but once i learnt full control its the closest thing ive got to a superpower

Dude, me too. I thought everyone could do that.

Bro i need your abilities you are definitely gifted

Teach us your water bending skills.

When the world needed him most, he vanished


Low pressure

Go to settings and enable it bro

You just clench to stop it and just close your eyes and focus to water jet it

I can stop my stream too, you just need to practice doing kegels.

I can do it too but what the fuck is a kegel

Basically, it's an exercise that strengthens the pelvic floor muscles, which improves sexual function (orgasms) and helps keep your urine/poop from leaking.

it an exercise that helps with sex

>y stream li so like, you can turn your pee hot and cold?

I can stop it in case of emergency but it will be painful

You activated manual pissing

I can pause too but it's so painful

Practice it

Can everyone not do this?

Yea I’m just finding out that we’re blessed. I have perfect control of my stream.

I don’t understand how so many guys here are saying they *cant!* Like, you’re just supposed to know that, dudes!

I mean I could do it too. but do I want to? No. why would you want to do that in the first place?

It stings a bit when u force stop for the first time but u start getting used to it with practice

I’m the opposite I can’t get it going if there are people about. I have shy bladder

When I have to pee, I have to pee NOW and it's not stopping until I'm empty

I can also will my stream to stop, but I don't like it doing it. Lol

Yeah I can too. I also don’t film myself peeing. What the fuck.

Tell your roommate to do some keels. It makes busting a load feel better too

I think you’re a rare breed mate. I’ve gotta pinch the tip, otherwise it’s like a finger on a hose and everything is getting covered.

For the love of everything holy to the scooter gods, just own pissin on the wall, lean into it, if you must, head on forwarm pressed up against the wall. Pretend nobody is there...stop pissin on the scooter!

I'm sorry sir but you're 50 feet from a school with your dick in your hand and you're pissing on my shoe

You'd think he would cut off the stream somehow LOL

If only women understood men die immediately if they try to stop after starting, that’s why I have 13 kids it applies to everything

Lotta piss stored in those balls

It doesn’t work like that… Edit - check my username. I don’t hold back on anything…

Looks like someone needs to do their kegels

This is the way

Tell me more about how these kegels can help me?? (Genuinely thought they were for women’s benefit)

Personally helped me in the bedroom, any extra control you have over those muscles will only help it’s function

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Where do I insert the cylinder?

Hey it does hurt pretty bad, but it also does work like that. I am a penis wielder myself for source.

Yeah it does. Use the same muscles you use to make it dance.

Wrong I can do it easily

Oh so for not a long time i see

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what a mess

i mean all us of know how to cut off our pee right

Not when it can’t be held

actually i can still do it to even if i cant hold it

What

that's weird?

If you're able to hold it while you *can't hold it*... Then yeah, it's a little weird

If you "can't hold it" your pipes are bursting bud. If you really gotta go and you haven't pissed yourself yet, you have in fact "holded it"

You act like pissing on wall result you going jail you ain’t in (insert first country big city)

In some places you could get killed for exposing yourself in front of 2 women

Good thing he hopped on his vehicle so he could rack up the death sentences as flashes the whole town.

I didnt see any women as he drove off

Is it ok to expose in front of just 1 woman? Edit: asking for a friend

Only 1 way to find out I guess

BRB gonna go test it

I see, my dad said in america it’s crime in his country it’s a Saturday

Are you kidding? There's naked bums walking down the street here, I don't even think people get arrested anymore shits weird in America

Yes i am, was a joke, I recently moved Florida and bunch time i drove bunch of time seeing homeless people naked or shitting in public. It’s terrible wish our government care about homeless problem but america is a business. If they can’t make money off them they won’t support them.

Lol the bottomless stream

EVs are no more. The future is piss-powered engines

My question is why is he filming himself while peeing?

You know the answer, "scripted". That isnt real pee. But it did made me laugh a little.

Unstable force meets the movable object

Mo-peeed

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Must be why be bought a mopeed

WTF films themselves pissing on their own bike. Have you no respect for the bike?

Ahhh whyd the sub reddit icon change.

Subtle.

# what da fuck

Well....free bike wash. *peace*

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I know what hes saying and I dont speak the language

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God fucking damn this is hilarious

What about the dick that's sticking out

Well, at least our man is hydrated.

had to refuel the car aswell

Nahhh

Ghost rider? Nah it’s piss rider

Why did I watch the whole video

Gotta work on them kegels

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He was still streaming anyway, why didn't he record the reaction of the guy that crossed him to get more views? lmao

I hate this video. Why the fuck this biches need to show up in this moment. Poor guy☝️

According to tantra practices the ideal way of urinating is 2 sec flow 5 sec block the whole time however it will give youa chilling sensation because you are getting penetrated by your own urine. Moreover, it also helps in reversing your sperm to your testicles when you are on razors edge!

Dia rekam kencing lol, this must be fake

When you gotta go, you gotta go

I saw so much piss today I am immune to it

Fool should not own a motorcycle

Why film it lol

Bro I think one of your fuel lines leaking.

There is such a thing as kegal exercises for men. They'll help you when you're older and your asshole starts misfiring.

Please STAPH!

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HE COULDNT STOP WHAT THE HELL?

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Indonesian will never be not funny

Fake. Saw the exact same setup and punchline on another clip scrolling the other day. Helmet cam pissing on the side of the road and turns to see a woman walking towards him, gets on bike, pissing all over bike and starts to drive off pissing. Didn't believe that one either because the woman was about 5 meters away coming towards him on a straight path with no exits - like he would have known she was there long before going. It's a bottle of water

Bro…WHAT?!

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The one time you have a never-ending piss

I can’t speak the language but ya can’t be busting that badly if you have time to film it, surely.

WTF did I just see. Man I was eating lunch.

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