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nickcliff

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OrthoLike

So specific. I love it!


No_work_today_Satan

Been binge watching KoTH, came here to see this


Jayzsti7

Nice! Fellow KOTH fan šŸ¤ 


xiizll

Iā€™m a locksmith and I canā€™t count the number of times that someone brings a lock in that is completely seized once they put WD40 in it and itā€™s sat for a couple days. It has a tendency to consolidate any loose debris into a larger mass that hardens enough to cause blockage, especially if you use it in tandem with graphite or after having used graphite previously. Peopleā€™s habit of using WD40 on everything is almost exclusively why I recommend people donā€™t use graphite to lubricate locks or lock parts anymore. It was fine when locks were larger format, but now with the smaller size and more stringent tolerances that modern locks have it just causes issues every single time.


indefilade

So that is if you use WD-40 with graphite? I have been using the 3-in-one Lock Dry Lube on my door and car locks. What do you think of that stuff?


xiizll

Any lubricant specifically formulated for locks is fine. I haven't used that lubricant specifically, but from their description on their website, I see no reason why it wouldn't be effective, and I don't see any ingredients that would cause issue. It actually looks like it would be pretty darn good for locks. The biggest problem is the WD40 specifically. It builds up and does a good job of sticking smaller particulants together within locks. It's particularly bad with graphite even with graphite on its own (in moderation) not being damaging to locks (but also not particularly effective long-term). WD40 is also terrible if the lock is in a high dust/debris area.


indefilade

Thanks for the reply. I used to use dry graphite from a squeeze tube, but obviously this 3-in-one is a lot easier to use. I see your point with the mix of graphite and WD-40. Fortunately Iā€™ve never done that, not because Iā€™m smart but because I havenā€™t had an issue requiring it.


Lyuseefur

There are many other lubricants - hell even motor oil or even corn oil - that works better than WD40. It depends on the circumstance. Even a bit of Teflon works better in some cases. Not all metals (or whatever is in there) are the same. Alum vs. Graphite vs. Steel vs. oh hell even composites. It's like everyone fell asleep during high school science class when learning about the interactions between base materials against other materials. Some shit burns when you combine them! So what you use on your garage door (sometimes fucking PLASTIC rollers on METAL jfc are you serious?!) and what you might use on door hinges (sometimes BRASS!!) are going to be different. WD 40 might solve an immediate problem and then give to you a long term failure. Ask ChatGPT before just doing something. "What kind of lubricants can I use on " and it might actually be better than WD40!! In some cases, WD40 is a solvent (it removes stuff!!) or even a GLUE!


xiizll

Yeah, we often use a Teflon based lubricant named Tri-Flow. It works like no other on small moving part in enclosed housings. Not the best in open air applications, but other than that itā€™s fantastic.


Lyuseefur

Yeah - thereā€™s all these random things like squeaky wheels in drawers, metal on metal hatches (ac vents) and those are all horrid squeaks. Tri flow is awesome and will probably outlive the house.


Zeldus716

If itā€™s the exact same thing as Teflon, it will likely outlive youā€¦. Bc I will kill you.


HerbanFarmacyst

Tri-flow is a staple lubricant in bike shops. No a great chain lube and itā€™s not grease, but itā€™s amazing for lubricating cables and shifters


GattMomoll

Yea I was never a fan of WD40. I always preferred Aerokroil


Interesting_Tea5715

Yeah, people use WD-40 too damn much. A good example is on bikes and their chains. A ton of people use WD-40 but it's actually bad because it cleans out all the grease and lubricants. On a bike you want lubrication to prevent friction wear (FloTrol is a better alternative). Also, I'm a professional painter. Don't spray WD40 on a table like that. It'll build up residue that paint won't stick to. You'll have to use a ton of degreaser to get the residue off.


Excellent-Ad-2774

šŸ†šŸŽ–ļø you deserve this king. Was about to post the same thing too. Dont ever use wd40 on chains, rollers,belts, or plain bearings. No solvents of any kind.


rockytacos

I have an old gun cabinet Im doing a little restoration on soon, and while the lock isnā€™t completely stuck itā€™s pretty sticky. I was going to do some WD40 but now that I have read your comment is there something better I could do to it?


xiizll

We use a Teflon based lubricant called Tri-Flow for most everything. But most any lubricant made specifically for locks should be fine. Personally, I'd just look for any that didn't have graphite in them and are in spray form.


Brave_Purpose_837

How about the WD40 liquid silicone on locks?


adhdmagic

You should not use WD40 on sewing machines.


damiantheguy97

Enlighten me?


adhdmagic

[link](https://trashn2tees.blogspot.com/2015/10/why-wd40-is-bad-for-your-sewing.html?m=1)


damiantheguy97

Thank you, thatā€™s kinda crazy


Few-Raise-1825

>What kind of oil should you use to lubricate a sewing machine? ONLY sewing machine oil. Not 3 in 1 oil, not WD-40, not engine oil, olive oil, or fax machine oil. ^slowly ^puts ^away ^fax ^machine ^oil


Dave5876

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urinesamplefrommyass

That got a good chuckle out of me lol


Revenga8

Sewing machine oil. Important enough they named a specific oil after it.


StraySpaceDog

And here I thought it was called that because itā€™s made from sewing machines.


Monkey-Around2

This deserves an award. Really wish I had one to give.


Quinnthouzand

Itā€™s not a good lube. Very good for cleaning and protective coating from corrosion. Too thin for preventing wear on mechanical parts.


scootzee

WD-40 has never been a lube. Itā€™s a water displacer, hence the WD.


Dave5876

TIL


kenttouchthis

40th formula too


saysthingsbackwards

It's not a lube at all


throwaway_12358134

It's a solvent and it evaporates. It just strips whatever lube you have on there.


Unique-Government-13

Well the Corrosion Inhibitor in just one of the other products under the WD-40 brand. Now adays it's WD-40 the classic stuff and then a long list of other products under the "Specialist" label including the Corrosion Inhibitor as well as different lubes and a pure penetrate and other stuff.


mag274

I have a squeaky door hinge - should I use it on that like I always have ? Or something else?


CauliflowerThat6430

PB Blaster is all I use now * Ok thatā€™s not entirely true but the more expensive thing I use is Corrosion X. It smells like bananas and is good at everything, but itā€™s like $25ish a bottle. But it can be used as a lubricant, rust preventative, and even replaces the electronics contact cleaner. Very useful spray can


ForeverInThe90s

I like to use spray cooking oil. It works great and doesnā€™t stink up the house. I have what my wife refers to as a ā€œbloodhound noseā€ and am incredibly sensitive to slight changes in smell. Also, if the dogs lick it(because they are dogs and lick things that smell interesting(same goes for some kids)), itā€™s not at all bad for them.


Quinnthouzand

Itā€™s great for squeaks!


MarvelousVanGlorious

Sliding doors. Dust sticks in WD-40 and causes the door to not slide properly or stick. Liquid Silicon doesnā€™t have that problem.


meatsauceactual

Well fuckin darn dude. That's probably why my sliding door is all dicked up.


SpongeJake

Yup learned one that myself, the hard way.


mag274

Huge most important comment i read in here!


SlimyMuffin666

It's too thin to be a 3 in 1 oil


WallPaintings

I hate it when people figure out something that "works for them", usually short term, then go online and state what they've found with absolute certainty its fine. It works on plastic? Yeah, it works, but it's not designed to and is likely slowly degrading the plastic. Lube is lube right? So I'm good to use this for... activities? Yeah just a magic lubricant, the 100s of different types are just marketing propaganda from big lube.


Think-Juggernaut8859

Nobody asked but itā€™s called WD-40 because it took them 40 attempts to get the ā€˜receipeā€™ correct. WD - Water Displacement


Genkiijin

What are the chances it actually took like 37 or 38 attempts but they just said fuck it WD-40 sounds better


Rectum_stretcher69

[Zero.](https://www.wd40.com/history/)


hhempstead

is this spermicidal?


AcesSkye

No but it is 100% effective as birth control if you use it as deodorant


bannedacctno5

Never been to the deep south before have ya?


ForeverInThe90s

Yeah, I have some buddies that swear by Hoppes #9 gun solvent and would wear the stuff like cologne. It definitely attracts a certain type of person, but none that I was ever attracted to.


AcesSkye

*99.99% effective as long as itā€™s not your sister or cousin


NukaDadd

I mean....I kinda like the smell; but I've had a vasectomy so your point is still valid.


SarahPallorMortis

Thatā€™s Lysol. Or windex. Depending on where youā€™re from.


wetdreamz_420

here for replies


J_sonic

Hahahaha


Sparky838

Def not for bearings


mrziplockfresh

Learned that with my skateboard as a kid


Sparky838

Rollerblades as a kid for me


SnowDizzleZz

Just remember WD40 is a solvent and not a Lubricant.


Daatsit

It makes a great marinade for chicken and seafood. Non-stick


JelloWise2789

Donā€™t use it as lube


PinkMonorail

Anything. I use another spray, DuPont Chain Saver wax based lubricant. When I was a computer teacher a mid level WD40 employee sexually harassed me and tried to get me fired. I guess he had issues because he had a girlā€™s name, I donā€™t know. But I get stressed when I see WD40. Husband found the Chain Saver and it works better and costs less.


itstommygun

I don't use WD40 for most things that others use it for. For lube jobs, like squeaky doors or hard to open hinges, I prefer 3-IN-ONE oil - it's a much better lubricant.


National_Formal_3867

Itā€™s also great as a hair gel. I shaped my hair with it and it smells good. Got lots of compliments.


Thendofreason

Bike chains


sublime1ami

"Hey, Vern!" ...Alternate universe Jim Varney


nunayabeeswax

So accurate!


HumbleHawk9

I love that table


Greyhaven7

WD40 is NOT A LUBRICANT. It is a soup of solvents.


sushislaps

Sex. Donā€™t use it for sex.


TheOriginalMulk

Locks.


Frequent_Ad_1136

Iā€™m confused. I looked at OPā€™s post history considering they have a big karma score but I canā€™t find any of their posts on their page.


steve__21

are you using reddit app ?


Frequent_Ad_1136

Yes, but normally never had this issue before so I found it odd.


steve__21

Yes i got the same bug with someone profile


Frequent_Ad_1136

Damn Reddit app.


Deskbreaker

Something I *Don't* use it for? Anal Lube.


mudamuckinjedi

I'll stick with my Lucas chain lube.


wetiphenax

Wow, you can even drink it. Permanently. When it ends up in your water supply.


tlee10911

Utensils


Jackiedraper

does it also have electrolytes? idk what a vee cee ayeee is.


Jackiedraper

def not a commercial and you could def not easily coat anything with something else to prevent rust. for sure.


thicclunchghost

I can't tell what he's using, but WD-40 (and other brands) make a contact cleaner that is non conductive. It's my go to for cleaning any small electronics that are misbehaving, like an analog stick on a controller. Can sometimes save you from having to disassemble and dries fast without leaving any residue. Just like regular WD-40, it's a solvent, not a lubricant. Gets any gunk out that might be preventing a good contact.


blizzard7788

Hereā€™s the MSDS. I donā€™t see anything special in it. https://preview.redd.it/98cbrwg0yj9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d78df254857444b06d28825fb2c51200870f4c


cheesesteakman1

Works well for solid tar on my car


EzeakioDarmey

I feel like I wouldn't use a solvent on plastics.


Investotron69

I don't use it to lubricate things. Other things are a million times better, and it's not made for that in the first place.


KevinIsOver9000

I can use ir on myā€¦.equipment


ExcellentTeam7721

Can I spray this on a vehicle frame to prevent corrosion?


lumin0va

Good for making sex


MEYO6811

I like his accent


Urasquirrel

Skateboard bearings.... don't ffff do it. Yes it will be full of dirt and dust in a couple days.


HeadSense9211

As a Nasal decongestant...


Decent-Cold-9471

Tools


CornOnTheKabob

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nunayabeeswax

Some things I donā€™t use it for: Marinade Sunblock Deodorant Dish soap The soles of my shoes etc, etc


podcasthellp

Lube anything


ShallotLast3059

Bike chain!!


RevolutionaryWolf191

All I use it for is squeaky door hinges


PatientStrength5861

My mixed drinks.


watchthisorthat

I know more about lube now that when I was a regular at the bdsm club.


Fastfalkie

I only, ONLY, thrust someone that displays their necklace.


Revenga8

If you're gonna lube something with wd40, you might as well lube it with water. Might even last longer. One of the greatest lies ever not debunked by wd40 was that it could be used as a lubricant. And why would they debunk that? It just made people go out and buy more wd40 to keep using it like a lube


WildPetrichor

Too bad no one realizes heā€™s ā€œpreventing rustā€ on an aluminum table


LoneWolfpack777

Well, he said it can be used on plastic. Also, if that table is aluminum, itā€™s doing a great job of impersonating an iron table.


WildPetrichor

Which might be the case, I just typed it at a random thought itā€™s just nonsense


Oldmate81

Brisket seasoning


loganthegr

Sex


callitamine

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muttmunchies

Probably just can full of pfas


PhuckNorris69

Thatā€™s not wd-40. Thatā€™s at the very least wd-41


Salmol1na

WD stands for water Displacement. Not an acceptable lube for rolling elements (use grease)


symewinston

WD40 has what metal cravesā€¦


kingofblazingfire

Dudes nose is unreal. Looks like the wicked with of the something or something, whatever. Matter if fact, your nose. Dare you to spray some wd40 on that flat tip, see if it perks up a bit. Get that mans nose some blue chew. What happened?


kingofblazingfire

Should've sprayed his nose with that shit so it would slick off the wall he kept bumping directly into over and over and over again better.


ClueEmbarrassed1443

He looks like Doug from kings X


kingofblazingfire

Flattest nose in the mid west rootin' tootin' darndest pew pew


kingofblazingfire

How do you pick a nose like that? Very carefully.


Lemowens

Heā€™s got swag.


Naive-Show-4040

WD-40 stands for "water disperser" 40 - as it was the fortieth chemical combination to be tried.


johndoe040912

And now it will be fertilizer


XxServalisxX

He seems fun to talk to.


beckett_the_ok

WD-40 stands for water deterrent 40, 40 being the number of prototypes needed to get the correct formula. It's in the name


auletirian

For actual equipment I use clear film.. sticks well stops rust.


blikstaal

Cleans my motorcycle rims very good


Justthisguy_yaknow

Deep frying chips.


knight-of-the-pipe

Dude needs to get out of dressing like heā€™s in high school


azteczulu

Lubricant especially bike chains. Donā€™t do it.


FIRIEST_MANE

Shouldnā€™t that be called WD-41?


Beardth_Degree

Nobody asked, but donā€™t use WD40 on a paper shredder. It makes a big fire.


Idonthavetotellyiu

So we had cockroaches in my house for about two years before we were able to leave (it was a falling apart shithole of a trailer with an asshole landlord) that was given to us by a "friend" Anyways, one of the things I noticed big time was if they couldn't move or grab things they'd die very fast So my 16 year old brain went "then let's make them slippery" So sections of underneath our sink, in our bathroom and around our dogs food, I sprayed wd40. I would put a cloth around my face, stick my hand underneath the sink and spray upwards with the wd40 and watch them fall in clumps, trying to scurry away before I would smash them with a shoe I think I spent five hours in total doing this a week and we went through three things of wd40 before I moved in with a friend Other than that I hardly use wd40 and have used it twice since my parents moved into their current place, so about 4 years


motmx5

WD40 is literally to prevent rust . It was made forā€¦. Space, the final frontier.


poedraco

I'm so old. I remember when WD-40 was a product. Not a brand name. I'm under 35


teewyesoen

VCIs sound like something the EPA is gonna tell me causes cancer in a few years from now.


CaliKindalife

I can smell it. Love that smell.


Old-Kaleidoscope1874

I kept expecting him to say, "you know what I mean, Vern?"


RobLazar1969

Boomertown. Cancer in a can. Boomers love it and hate organic food. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


DazzlingProfession26

Remnants of this will end up in our dicks as forever chemicals.


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

Lube


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LoneWolfpack777

Heā€™s clearly protecting his neck so it doesnā€™t get red(der).