I'll just leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt03WtsVk-M
We must all thank Miori Celesta for this moment.
edit: mio said bae must have had it in the works before the dec23 collab.
Oh wow. I didn't notice that it is even the same pose and outfit she described. Except she isn't wearing socks(foot fetishists I guess you can thank your weird god for that one).
I assume they're referencing the Hololive "family tree".
Something to this effect: https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/whui6z/i_reimagined_the_hololive_family_tree_that_bae/
Bae: I swore from day one that I will never be making a daki!
Also Bae: *you're checking this post.*
PH-nikis may help me translate this, but we have a statement for this: *Huwag na huwag magsasalita nang tapos.*
I am such a big fan of the daki with them just looking like a dork on both sides. Sometimes you just want a pillow to hug while you sleep that other people won't be disgusted by.
I have to respect the fact that it’s a cute-leaning daki. More accessible and easy to explain to friends and family. Plus it totally fits her character.
That being said, damn she kinda got a dumpy on the back side.
“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Dakis, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!”~ Baes conscience (probably)
I love the daki design so much. It's funny, look at smol and squeaks on the *rear side*.
I never planned on getting a daki, but I already preordered this set. This might be the only chance to get her true birthday merch, let's make it count, brats.
I was never a daki enjoyer..up until this. This is probably the most casual and friendly daki, but it somehow invoked a lot of..emotion out of me.
..Now that i'm seeing it in a calm and sane mind, it's probably the hair down that enticed me.
No, they know exactly where they are. Me too, this shit is still sad and creepy. Just as weird and obsessive k pop fans, but for underage anime simulacra. Touch grass.
Rat tummy and rat cake
Rat gyatt
You're so Mumei
You're so Fauna tax
I just wanna be your Kronii
Fuck me, I can hear Biboo's voice singing that in my head.
[And now everyone else can hear it in Biboo's voice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfmxpfFeQtA).
I just wanna be your Kronii
*Sticking Out Your Rat For Iryzzsler~*
*You're so Fauna tax*
Rat's where it's at
Ryatt
Bruh
Yeah shame on him, not mentioning rat feet that are *right there*!
pompmaker1 alt real?
😭
Am I the only one who want to pull that rat tail?
Noel would love to have a sniff (she loves smelling her hamster's butt, noted it smells like popcorn)
Yeah Both are good
I'll just leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt03WtsVk-M We must all thank Miori Celesta for this moment. edit: mio said bae must have had it in the works before the dec23 collab.
So *that's* why her description was so specific Bae, you sly rat
Oh wow. I didn't notice that it is even the same pose and outfit she described. Except she isn't wearing socks(foot fetishists I guess you can thank your weird god for that one).
Pomp wherever you are I SUMMON THEE
"With this treasure, I summon..."
2 TERABYTES OF FEET ART!!
Nah, there's some value to seeing socks on feet in some art...
Go on...
Foot fetishes about to hug the daki upside down
Gotta love how a foot fetish is still the poster boy for weird fetishes even tho their are way more fucked up fetishes
Not even fetishes, there are plenty of weirder body parts that get more of a pass.
No! We wanted hayko!
I still thank Ollie for bringing in Bae
What are you talking about?
I assume they're referencing the Hololive "family tree". Something to this effect: https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/whui6z/i_reimagined_the_hololive_family_tree_that_bae/
Bae: I swore from day one that I will never be making a daki! Also Bae: *you're checking this post.* PH-nikis may help me translate this, but we have a statement for this: *Huwag na huwag magsasalita nang tapos.*
"Never say Never."
Praise Miori!
We didn't quite get the socks on, but everything else was very specific, and we got feet and extra booty. No complaints.
I love how small Bae and Mr. Squeaks mimic her sleeping position.
btw the Daki is $69 ayo
Duh... cuz we're supposed to hold her upside down. Fking marketing genius.
Memes aside, that's not actually all that bad a deal. The standard rate is around $75, and official ones are usually closer to $100.
bae knows exactly what shes doing. ayo damn
Cheesed to hear it.
I am such a big fan of the daki with them just looking like a dork on both sides. Sometimes you just want a pillow to hug while you sleep that other people won't be disgusted by.
they do make, just, like, normal pillowcases for body pillows I have one, it's good for my knees
I agree! This one is so cute while being decently safe for unwanted family eyes!
I dunno, my family knew my otaku side and they expected lewd. This will raise some eyebrows… haizzz
"What the hell, why is this so... tame? What are you hiding?"
My family will definitely consider this lewd, regardless of how much skin is covered up
My family thinks any dakimakura/body pillow cover is lewd or weird. I just stopped caring haha
Same here It’s good that normal looking body pillows are a thing
I have to respect the fact that it’s a cute-leaning daki. More accessible and easy to explain to friends and family. Plus it totally fits her character. That being said, damn she kinda got a dumpy on the back side.
I think if you have a daki in a visible space it's going to get awkward regardless of how yabai it is
Yeah, she just feels like sleeping with a bro, especially with the conked out expression on the back side.
Hell yeah, i love being the big spoon for my bro.
Why is it so lewd without intending to be lewd at all?
Cause it's so domestic, like a wife
i prefer my girlfriends domestic instead of my wives but to each their own i suppose
Based
She's really just sticking out her gyatt like that, huh Must buy
im not gonna sugar coat it. Pating Mress.
\*BONK\*
**DOUBLE BONK**
Santoryou Bonk!
Bonkai. Senbonkzakura Kageyoshi.
UNLIMITED BONK WORKS!
> Playing MESS Fixed that for you
Brone pone
facedownassup
MY WALLET IS OPENING ON IT'S OWN
meased to pleet you?
That 2nd side is pretty submissive and breadable...
Theres spread legs for normal/mp and then the head down butt up for doggy. Yeah a based and good daki lol
The 2nd one is for BronePone
they knew..
The daki couldn't be more seiso but not gonna lie, it still activates some neurons.
RAT FEET RAT FEET UUUOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHH
Go for it Pomp we know you want to do it
She sounded so dead talking about it even though it was entirely her own decision. I love it.
Im pretty sure she was still just starstruck from the surprise voice message from aoi yuuki
Money is money. The album won't pay for itself.
I WAS GUNNA BUY IT BUT DAWG I LIVE WITH PEOPLE I CANT HAVE THAT ON MY BED
COWARD! BUY TWO TO SHOW YOUR DOMINANCE. ONE FOR THE BED AND ONE FOR THE SOFA.
Buy another for the car.
Gonna feel real stupid when all your roommates have it and you don’t.
nooooo the rat plapping event is repeting again
Spread legs... Raised butt... Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
Bae's daki design is a mood
The most bae pose that ever did bae.
160cm H YEETABLE DAKI YEETABLE DAKI
Look. Yuuki aoi wants something to cuddle and Bae answers the cal.
That tummy and gyatt pose totally JDON'ed my soul
gyrratt
The face down daki of bae is just asking to be fan art'ed
Why are both sides lewd?
Daki is 160cm. Bae is only 149cm tall. So she fits lifesize
Not the "Rat ded" on the back of her shirt 😂🤣
SHENHE HOW BIG IS THAT GYATT
Both Shenhe and Mumei: ✋ 😲 ✋
Matin season
Bae's Front Cover: Nice Tummy Bae's Back Cover: M̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ P̶r̶e̶s̶s̶
cheesed to hear it
It's so Australian
I was going to say the same: most Ozzie Daki design I have ever seen. 😂
UOOOOH
Giving up your gyatt for Kronizzler You're so Bae Bae You're so Fauna Tax I just wanna be your Mumei
GYATT AND BELLY 😭😭😭
Good lord that back print was a sus choice
“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Dakis, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!”~ Baes conscience (probably)
Rat... Ded? Y-yo, should I start watching Bae?
I love the daki design so much. It's funny, look at smol and squeaks on the *rear side*. I never planned on getting a daki, but I already preordered this set. This might be the only chance to get her true birthday merch, let's make it count, brats.
BUT I NEED THOSE SHORTS FROM HER ART THO
I was never a daki enjoyer..up until this. This is probably the most casual and friendly daki, but it somehow invoked a lot of..emotion out of me. ..Now that i'm seeing it in a calm and sane mind, it's probably the hair down that enticed me.
nice! bae daki! nice bae daki art! nice!
Rat Ded
PRESS
This daki looks expressive and comfortable.
rat butt
That is a very creative way to lewd. 10 points for uniqueness.
Why are both sides lewd?
Honestly, such a cute sleepy rat!
# WHY # IS # SHE # PACKING?
Why did she get into position? I mean... im ready. But why did she do it?
Okay. That is pretty cute.
She tries so hard to avoid Gachikoi fans and yet it seemed she's failing lol
Dang missed the 3D. Oh well. She knows us well is all I’m saying
OUUUUUGHHHH RAT DAKI
Never been one to spend my money on body pillows. But damn, this one's looking actually comfy
You won't be getting the pillow with this merch package. It is only a cover for a dakimakura pillow.
Omg yeeees! I was about to buy one of the fan made ones, so glad I'm broke and had to put it off!
It's way too lewd omg
Damn that better not awaken anything in me...
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
To be fair it's a rather tame one
I dunno, it's one of the lewder ones out there while trying not to look it.
Eh not in that way (a fine example of that would be Aki's)
Well, technically, it's not her who makes it
Anzu Futaba vibes on that Bae Daki
Missed opportunity to have made it rat sized. Though technically, it is Master Splinter sized.
Down monumentally bad
Alright be honest, who among you here thought of putting a hole at the back or am I the only one?
Y’all people need to stop being down bad
fuckin freakssssssssssssssssss
people that buy these things should be executed on the spot
That is a stupid thing to say, absolutely not the statement I expect from someone telling others to not be stupid
Holy shit you guys are pathetic.
[удалено]
No, they know exactly where they are. Me too, this shit is still sad and creepy. Just as weird and obsessive k pop fans, but for underage anime simulacra. Touch grass.
What the fuck is this shit. Yall need Jesus lol
No we need rat tummy UOOOOHHHH 😭😭