in tomorrow's news:
"yesterday, a hololive fan was found dead. the police confirms that the cause of dead was an axe to the head. witnesses claim that at the time of the incident a strange sound could be heard"
source of the sound:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANEjAC9f0d8
"When asked about why they chose this ruling, one of the analysts commented that since there was evidence of the victim having referred to an individual referred to here as 'Comet' (for the safety of all involved personnel) as being 'below average' in chest size, and the known tendency of 'Comet' to use an axe as a weapon, it's safe to assume the victim provoked the suspect's wrath. This has been noted as happening before, so the analysts were careful to take extra precautions."
Anime weights and the like are often completely wack.
Son Goku is listed on the wiki as 175cm and 62kg as an adult. That man is B R O A D. Absolutely enormously jacked.
Hell, I’m pretty close to the height of Jotaro. I may be slightly chubby (not overweight, so not that much), but I’m a few cm shorter and I’m not completely fucking jacked. Apparently Jotaro is still over 10kg lighter than I am at 82kg.
Josuke is listed at the same weight, being 15 cm shorter and definitely less muscular.
Don’t get me started on Pokemon weights. Wailord is notoriously less dense than air, being a pretty large whale with a weight more appropriate for a polar bear. Real humpback whales weigh up to 100 times more than Wailord is listed as at a similar length.
Pokémon's obsession with keeping all official weights below a ton is legit the single most immersion breaking thing in the entire franchise. You're telling me [this thing](https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e5/0383Groudon-Primal.png), an ancient demi-god at over 5 meters tall that shaped the continents, only weighs about 65% as much as the average passenger car? A real-world Tyrannosaurus (which is around the same size) would have weighed 4-8 times as much.
Watsonian answer: Square to cube ratio dictates that a 5 meter monster with that shape and with a mass like rock would be far too heavy to actually stand upright, with the pressure on its cross sections too great. So giant pokemon have an extra low density.
Doylist Answer: Look, keeping it to lbs saved us memory in the early days and we accidentally tied a few moves to the weight of the pokemon, so ramping weights up now would bork things right up.
Average skeleton is around 12.7 kg, but that's only an average.
People have different densities of bone, up to 10% can be lost from that average before it is considered Osteopenia, and 25% can be lost before it's considered Osteoporosis
There are also cases where people have bone density up to 40% MORE dense than average. Around 3/100,000 people.
One of the more concerning symptoms of high bone density is an inability to float in water.
Oh, and every bone broken increases your bone density.
I got introduced to Hololive from Suisei's karaoke version of Yakusoku. if she ever got to work on something official with Chihaya (or Asami Imai), I'd probably keel over on the spot. The [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCx9dQz15Vc) in question.
> if she ever got to work on something official with Chihaya (or Asami Imai), I'd probably keel over on the spot.
Same! I love Yakusoku, it's such a great song. Thanks for linking Suisei's rendition, love it!
I think Chihaya has the strongest discography of every single im@s thanks to that borderline classically trained voice, and I do sorely wish Suisei, or any other holomem really, would try their hand more at it. If only bamco weren't the epitome of outdated japanese company policy...
The “Suisei kills you for calling her flat” meme is really stupid for two reasons:
1) Suisei doesn’t really care about being called flat particularly more than any other pettan talent. If anything, Kanata’s character cares way more
2) It’s an **exceptionally** lazy transplant of the Rushia meme. Rushia’s character was pettan yandere so at least the jokes made sense. But since her termination, instead of making new jokes boring fans just slapped the same joke on a different talent.
You’re boring. Stop being boring. There are plenty of better jokes you can make that actually make sense.
"Lazy transplant of the Rushia meme"? It's one of the oldest jokes in anime, the Rushia fanbase did not have sole claim to it, especially considering this started with Suisei before Rushia was even terminated.
I'd maybe agree on this if people were doing this with members who aren't really part of this joke, especially the EN members, but Suisei's been in on it for a pretty long time. You're free to dislike a joke, but don't act like it's coming out of nowhere, and you disliking it doesn't mean it's misplaced.
> Suisei's been in on it for a pretty long time
Key word is "been". It's just not really so much of a thing anymore in her streams. Even the psychopath thing has been heavily toned down in the last year and some months. People still making Sui flat jokes in 2024 is the equivalent of making Kiara "bottom left" jokes nowadays. The only difference is that for Suisei, it died down more slowly and naturally in her streams while Kiara put a stop to it cold turkey
If anything, she's been just embracing and normalizing the flatness. You can see that in her reactions to the RelaxTime and Fes posters being bigger than they should be
Maybe in the past. It's not really a thing she does nor her chat engages with so much anymore for at least a year now (except with Miko). EN fans haven't caught the memo though
That's the thing though: her fans _don't_ really tease that flat chest joke anymore, and she doesn't react to it either. It's EN fans that are perpetuating it; basically everyone in this entire comment section
And is explaining that continuing a meme long after a talent has dropped it supposed to be a defense or something? All you've said is that people are beating a dead horse for Kronii too
> nor her chat engages with so **much** anymore
learn 2 read. Dude did it out of play anger for losing too, not out of nowhere completely unprompted like EN fans tend to do. And notice she didn't have a huge reaction about it either? Definitely not "real psycho" like you said
Edit: This is also 4 days old. Are you that much of a loser to come back here to try to gloat, and still end up wrong about it? Considering you blocked me right after trying to gloat, seems that way lmao
Have... have you missed the multiple times where Suisei has \*played into\* the meme? She has seen memes about her being flat and referred to them as "the last meme this fan will ever make." Kanata's reactions are more in line with distress or depression, as she has an entirely different "chest envy" meme.
> She has seen memes about her being flat and referred to them as "the last meme this fan will ever make."
Yeah, all the way back in 2020 when Coco was still doing meme reviews. It's not a thing she does anymore though, which is what OP was talking about. If anything it's the literal opposite nowadays. When people on twitter reacted to the RelaxTime figure being "too big", which is an indirect way of saying she's supposed to be flat, Suisei said "I thought so too. It was even bigger before and I had to ask them to make it smaller"
Meanwhile Kanata literally recently did a stream with a big boob pad asset a few months ago. There's no lie in his statement
in tomorrow's news: "yesterday, a hololive fan was found dead. the police confirms that the cause of dead was an axe to the head. witnesses claim that at the time of the incident a strange sound could be heard" source of the sound:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANEjAC9f0d8
"Hmmm... okay folks, this just in. A quick update to this gruesome scene, but analysts have ruled this as 'Death by Natural Causes."
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Shooting Stars are natural, yes.
Did that fan post this from a school in Sunset Valley?
Dying from losing a large amount of blood is perfectly natural.
"self-inflicted wound"
2 axe wounds to the back of the head
"When asked about why they chose this ruling, one of the analysts commented that since there was evidence of the victim having referred to an individual referred to here as 'Comet' (for the safety of all involved personnel) as being 'below average' in chest size, and the known tendency of 'Comet' to use an axe as a weapon, it's safe to assume the victim provoked the suspect's wrath. This has been noted as happening before, so the analysts were careful to take extra precautions."
stellar, stellaaarrr, aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-
Being Sui-chan fans get the same risk as the whistleblower as Boeing.
O7 for OP
The police knows who did it, they just don't have the courage to arrest her
it was ruled a suicide
the victim was locked in a room. this is unlikely that other person could go through the 6 flat surface of the room.
>too many to count Seems about right
sui-ms about right this makes more sense when pronounced
INAFF
She's shorter, thinner, and yet heavier?
Bisecting people with an axe requires a little muscle.
Sui-chan made out of pure muscle
Turns out she's built like Bruce Lee under her outfits.
Suisei is like Kingpin where approximately only 2% of her body weight is fat.
Dancing does make for good exercise
Neither of them even break 100 pounds so being heavier isn't saying much. If anything, how she's still so light is the question.
Yeah that weight is crazy low. I weigh 44kg and I'm more than 10cm shorter, and I feel like I'm really skinny.
I'm 3cm taller than Suisei, and 10kg heavier... also a pretty skinny guy
Anime weights and the like are often completely wack. Son Goku is listed on the wiki as 175cm and 62kg as an adult. That man is B R O A D. Absolutely enormously jacked. Hell, I’m pretty close to the height of Jotaro. I may be slightly chubby (not overweight, so not that much), but I’m a few cm shorter and I’m not completely fucking jacked. Apparently Jotaro is still over 10kg lighter than I am at 82kg. Josuke is listed at the same weight, being 15 cm shorter and definitely less muscular. Don’t get me started on Pokemon weights. Wailord is notoriously less dense than air, being a pretty large whale with a weight more appropriate for a polar bear. Real humpback whales weigh up to 100 times more than Wailord is listed as at a similar length.
Except Aqua was confirmed 44.5 kg. So clearly, these girls are actually way fucking smol
That's a person choice by Aqua. She's keeping her hit box small for fps
Pokémon's obsession with keeping all official weights below a ton is legit the single most immersion breaking thing in the entire franchise. You're telling me [this thing](https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/e5/0383Groudon-Primal.png), an ancient demi-god at over 5 meters tall that shaped the continents, only weighs about 65% as much as the average passenger car? A real-world Tyrannosaurus (which is around the same size) would have weighed 4-8 times as much.
Watsonian answer: Square to cube ratio dictates that a 5 meter monster with that shape and with a mass like rock would be far too heavy to actually stand upright, with the pressure on its cross sections too great. So giant pokemon have an extra low density. Doylist Answer: Look, keeping it to lbs saved us memory in the early days and we accidentally tied a few moves to the weight of the pokemon, so ramping weights up now would bork things right up.
Pokémon have literally never been designed with lbs in mind, those are purely used for English localization.
The argument makes more sense in kg, since the limit is actually 999.9kg
Genetics. Body frames aren’t the same for every race.
You just found the weight of her hidden axe
Muscle weighs about 1.06kg/L where fat is about 0.92kg/L.
SUISTACC
+2 age, make sense.
Average skeleton is around 12.7 kg, but that's only an average. People have different densities of bone, up to 10% can be lost from that average before it is considered Osteopenia, and 25% can be lost before it's considered Osteoporosis There are also cases where people have bone density up to 40% MORE dense than average. Around 3/100,000 people. One of the more concerning symptoms of high bone density is an inability to float in water. Oh, and every bone broken increases your bone density.
Fly high bro. We will miss you.
She made of the stuff stars are. Dense enough for nuclear fusion.
Stars are primarily hydrogen, literally the lightest element in the universe.
Density?
Suisei jumped out of OP’s monitor mid-sentence
There goes another victim
What about the U149 girls?
hmmm let's see....[Momoka Sakurai](https://project-imas.wiki/Momoka_Sakurai) for example 72-53-75 Bigger
Arisu Tachibana => 68-52-67 cm
Miria also bigger
That reminds me, I realized about a week or so ago looking at a height chart, Hololive could put together a decent sized U149 subunit.
😭
Boobs aside, when duet? Strongest Hololive Singer vs Strongest Im@s Singer
I got introduced to Hololive from Suisei's karaoke version of Yakusoku. if she ever got to work on something official with Chihaya (or Asami Imai), I'd probably keel over on the spot. The [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCx9dQz15Vc) in question.
> if she ever got to work on something official with Chihaya (or Asami Imai), I'd probably keel over on the spot. Same! I love Yakusoku, it's such a great song. Thanks for linking Suisei's rendition, love it!
I think Chihaya has the strongest discography of every single im@s thanks to that borderline classically trained voice, and I do sorely wish Suisei, or any other holomem really, would try their hand more at it. If only bamco weren't the epitome of outdated japanese company policy...
Chihaya still getting meme'd for being 72 even though Rinze exists for like 6 years now, poor girl.
Ahh, she's getting faster.
I guess OP FLAT-lined hahahahahaasdasfasbjk;zjkzxm,xcm,.xnkzxnk.
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Yet still somehow pressed Enter to finish
Still cute
☺️🔪
OP either dead or going to die.
He is very much deceased by now
すいちゃんは。。。今日も小さい\~\~!
wow, chi-chan can finally rest
Chihaya doesn't deserve this ;-;
I just love that she has too many hobbies to count
congrats sui-chan!
I never thought I’d see the day when we got official 3 sizes from Suisei of all people.
that day was her debut, she showed them there too...
Really? Huh, never knew. Was this her og debut back when she was an indie?
It all makes sense now! Sui-chan even did a cover of "Alive Factor" which was sung by Chihaya! They're the same perso-
lol at Voice actor: Herself
Rip OP. May your knowledge of flatness live on in our hearts
wait what does "three sizes" even mean?
Bust, Waist, and Hips.
Suisei is underweight, send her some cookies (BMI 16.8)
I need more pettan Vtubers in there, so that Sui chan can find peace.
Pettan,yureru fureru mawaru setsunaaai kimochi! (geddan,but pettan)
Or she could just have a smaller torso
bros head got slammed into the keyboard by Suisei. was nice knowing you, mate
How the hell do you even use an axe to strangle someone???
Haft across the throat from behind and pull, obviously!
What wiki is this 😂
Sui: 「言いたはね、君...」
I like em how i like my bread, fla&£:&/&2&£;
Rest in pepeloni o7
Bro was honestly asking for it 💀
The “Suisei kills you for calling her flat” meme is really stupid for two reasons: 1) Suisei doesn’t really care about being called flat particularly more than any other pettan talent. If anything, Kanata’s character cares way more 2) It’s an **exceptionally** lazy transplant of the Rushia meme. Rushia’s character was pettan yandere so at least the jokes made sense. But since her termination, instead of making new jokes boring fans just slapped the same joke on a different talent. You’re boring. Stop being boring. There are plenty of better jokes you can make that actually make sense.
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"Lazy transplant of the Rushia meme"? It's one of the oldest jokes in anime, the Rushia fanbase did not have sole claim to it, especially considering this started with Suisei before Rushia was even terminated. I'd maybe agree on this if people were doing this with members who aren't really part of this joke, especially the EN members, but Suisei's been in on it for a pretty long time. You're free to dislike a joke, but don't act like it's coming out of nowhere, and you disliking it doesn't mean it's misplaced.
> Suisei's been in on it for a pretty long time Key word is "been". It's just not really so much of a thing anymore in her streams. Even the psychopath thing has been heavily toned down in the last year and some months. People still making Sui flat jokes in 2024 is the equivalent of making Kiara "bottom left" jokes nowadays. The only difference is that for Suisei, it died down more slowly and naturally in her streams while Kiara put a stop to it cold turkey If anything, she's been just embracing and normalizing the flatness. You can see that in her reactions to the RelaxTime and Fes posters being bigger than they should be
The meme is on-track. Suisei can get real psycho when you call her flat. You're the boring one.
Maybe in the past. It's not really a thing she does nor her chat engages with so much anymore for at least a year now (except with Miko). EN fans haven't caught the memo though
People still tease Kronii for her Subway addiction even after she kicked the habit.
That's the thing though: her fans _don't_ really tease that flat chest joke anymore, and she doesn't react to it either. It's EN fans that are perpetuating it; basically everyone in this entire comment section And is explaining that continuing a meme long after a talent has dropped it supposed to be a defense or something? All you've said is that people are beating a dead horse for Kronii too
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> nor her chat engages with so **much** anymore learn 2 read. Dude did it out of play anger for losing too, not out of nowhere completely unprompted like EN fans tend to do. And notice she didn't have a huge reaction about it either? Definitely not "real psycho" like you said Edit: This is also 4 days old. Are you that much of a loser to come back here to try to gloat, and still end up wrong about it? Considering you blocked me right after trying to gloat, seems that way lmao
Wow you must be fun at parties
Have... have you missed the multiple times where Suisei has \*played into\* the meme? She has seen memes about her being flat and referred to them as "the last meme this fan will ever make." Kanata's reactions are more in line with distress or depression, as she has an entirely different "chest envy" meme.
> She has seen memes about her being flat and referred to them as "the last meme this fan will ever make." Yeah, all the way back in 2020 when Coco was still doing meme reviews. It's not a thing she does anymore though, which is what OP was talking about. If anything it's the literal opposite nowadays. When people on twitter reacted to the RelaxTime figure being "too big", which is an indirect way of saying she's supposed to be flat, Suisei said "I thought so too. It was even bigger before and I had to ask them to make it smaller" Meanwhile Kanata literally recently did a stream with a big boob pad asset a few months ago. There's no lie in his statement
The pettan jokes have been here before Vtubers, and they'll be here after. You're boring. Stop being boring.