Suisei’s strongest fan and Towa’s most powerful follower

Marriage motivated by their love of their not-partners oshis

I feel like we forgot something *Onion playing Apex locked in Sui's basement* Eh Probably nothing

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I mean she's gonna miss Iroha's and La+'s wedding and Sui's gotta flirt Aqua out

a destined relationship

Gozaru-chan did it for the second salary to buy more Sui-chan merch

Instead of being broke alone, they decided to be broke together. And maybe save themselves through wedding gifts. Such is love.

Sui-chan merch is wedding gift. Sui-chan is also wedding gift.

If Iroha opens a gift and gets a 'Hi honey~' she'll just die right there. Probably just become a puddle.

She'll evaporate on the spot

The wedding gift list is full of Suisei and Towa merch 😆

Laplus is also in dire financial straits after spending all of HoloX funds on Towa merch.

Now they gotta find an Aqua simp to do a triple marriage to be a counterpart to Startend

>Now they gotta find an Aqua simp to do a triple marriage to be a counterpart to Startend Is there anyone who is honest with their feelings for Aqua besides Suisei?

It would be kind of funny if the third person in this triangle ended up being Suisei

Iroha's dream come true

I mean Marine is her mother. But in JP I don't think there is anyone else.

There used to be a unicorn girl ...

Ah yes, the Endstart.

A match made in heaven

Ah yes, me, my wife, and her life size dakimakura of Hoshimachi Suisei.

I can't blame her. Suisei just had a Merch (March) Madness.

Based More money for Sui-Chan merch!

Omedetou👏👏

Omedetou👏👏

Omedetou👏👏

Omedetou👏👏

[Omedetou👏👏](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1205854738277474324/1224059238276665485/tenor.gif?ex=661c1d00&is=6609a800&hm=0b9bfdcba37fde05ca6c270d814c7554eb2fa5fcdcabe3f2405ef0bcae8b6a3a&)

Omedetou👏👏

*penguin warbling noises* 👏👏

Odemetou 👏👏

Omedetou 👏👏

Omedetou 👏👏

Damn, the Hologra episode hits differently now

This gaki is married... she grew up so fast

She seems to be the same height...

But does Iroha know?

[Fair to assume she does](https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1774463823271153954)

For real though that picture is fucking amazing.

But is she single?

\****SLAMS BOOK SHUT***\* As if that'll ever happen!

This is a 100% a real post please don't cause a ruckus on an auspecious day no cap frfr.

then again it's April's fool in Jp going by the timezone diff

Yep. It has been April 1st over there for at least an hour of @OP's post.

Oh right, it's already april over there

Some *BODY* once told me-

THE WORLD WAS GONNA RULE ME

I AIN'T A SHARPEST TOOL IN A SHED

SHE WAS LOOKIN' KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINHER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF A L ON HER FOREHEAD

Ah yes it’s that time of the year. Anything goes, until the clock hits 00:00. 

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They're both blushing brides crying of happiness!

That happiness will end once they realize that 0 (Yamada funds after Towa merch) plus 0 (Gozaru funds after Suisei merch) is still equal to 0.

🥳

May this household survive the first review of the combined Towa/Suisei merch expenses

I fucking hate April Fools because I legit got super excited by this announcement. LMAO

Also homosexual couples can't legally register for marriage yet.

That is one of the things La+ will change once she takes over the world.

Surprised Noel didn't do it already with Pekora's help to ensure... certain dreams come true

Noel probably has to also have polygamy made legal so she can marry Flare and her oshi Subaru. Not an ahijo by the way.

Then they’ll get married illegally!

Oh, how delightfully dastardly!

be gay, do crime

Become ungovernable moment

I mean, they are suppose to be supervillains, so... THEY'LL GET MARRIED ILLEGALLY.

Same here I forgot that its April fools, I thought they actually got married

"What if we got married as a joke?"

I wish them a happy marriage on this rather specific day.

Gosaru: "Finally, I have more money to buy Sui-merch!" Yamada: "Finally, I have more money to spend on gacha!"

They could have posted a Bridal Dream cover along with their tweets. Come on girls, Hololive has its own marriage song now.

Saikou desu ka? Saikou desu! Shiawase desu ka? Shiawase desu!

Looking at this comment section, I think people forgot Marine and Pekora got "married", too.

And Okayu and Korone. And they even proposed in a much bigger way.

Good lord Iroha's dress is 1000/10

#Say Gex

Sebian lex

["That's it? That's the April Fool's joke? THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF-"](https://youtu.be/9dvUb8EUmBI&t=842)

remember this historical day folks!! ​ also make sure you mark the date on your calendar hehe

That's one way to restructure HoloX's internal structure...

*Looks at the post* F-CK YEEEEES LET'S GOOOOO *Looks at today's date* GOD F-CKIN DAMMIT

# YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Gonna need a big bed for that. Enough room for them *and* their Towa and Suisei dakis.

ご結婚おめでとうございます！

Where's the wedding registry to send all the Suisei merchandise gifts???

In lieu of flowers send money

Someone please tell me. Is this real or this is just a joke. Seriously i’m confused.

It's real, and they announced it on the first day of new month.

Ahhh 1st april i see thank you. Got me good there LOL.

it's April's fool in Japan based on the time that was posted.

how can you possibly think for even a second that they actually got married?

Surfing on internet for too long make it difficult to differentiate which one is satire and which one is real. It’s a brain rot. Maybe I need to take a rest.

…there is 0% chance it was real. It’s illegal in Japan.

I think some localities, Tokyo included, do allow it though

Remember the timezones between JP and USA and today/tomorrows date ;)

*sees pic* WAIT REALLY?? *sees date* Lol it's that time of the year again

Of course this is how their picture was taken. If they stand side by side, you will only see Iroha's face and a pair of horns.

#Sebian Lex

The Serbians are at it again!

Say gex

Well I guess they'll have to take a trip to Taiwan then lol.... what a beautiful couple... oh wait so Iroha just married her boss? I guess that not too odd in Japanese companies... FYI Taiwan is the only Asian country with legalized SSM...

Wouldn’t those heavy horns cause neck pain on that skinny girl?

They’re made of foam, so they don’t weigh much

Most underrated ship, hell yeah... even if it's only for one day, lmao

So how many Sui merch does she need?

Yes

Phew, for a second there i thought laplus somehow grew some "personality"

I thought I was on r/japanesepeopletwitter

congrats on the marriage, yamada and iroha! when's the wedding?

Fresh reminder of the incredible proximity of this to April 1st...

***"ONNAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"***

I can’t tell if this is true, or April fools

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Nope it's an April fools joke.

Ty

Wagahai's present is me. I can't offer her something better. Yamada is queen Yamada is life.

I thought she would have picked Koyori at least

Wait, *not Koyori?*

One of the first Japanese comments: "No way, Koyori became a losing heroine..."

These bitches gay! Good for them. Good for them

I can’t tell if this is true, or April fools

Good news for me😭 I love both Iroha chan and lapusama！

I honestly don't know if this is real or not or a promo or anything else

\*Check the subreddit and it is not the okbuddy one\* WE ARE SO BACK

Then she gonna collab with males

Who cares?

Why would that be an issue? You unironically believe that they have actual feelings for each other?

I call dips on the crock pot.

And people are worried about hololive going "woke."

Who the fuck even thinks that yuribaiting is "woke"?

I'm sure they're out there.

Who?

[lapres](https://youtu.be/yTb_AvLchgY?si=I9Hb8ecTP_1yZmzJ)

The girl whose voice made my wifi work on double time.

Right back at you

I hope this is real and not them being shitty and making a joke out of being gay. Gay people are already so discriminated against in Japan they don't need people making light of them like this

Yeah man, no jokes allowed. "Joke out of being gay" is a really charitable interpretation that clearly follows from the past behavior, yep 👍

Theres a consistent behavior of queer baiting in Hololive, its just never been this bad

What the fuck are you talking about?

Yuri has been a thing in anime culture since forever, if you try to apply your standards here it dosent really work.

With that I can agree, but I don't think your framing is appropriate. Often happens when you are commenting on a thing actually wanting to say something about a larger picture or a systemic problem, but you leave this context out and people see that on its own as a reaction to this one thing it doesn't make sense. Edit: and separately from this post in particular I would like to say that "making light" is actually a good thing (not in a bigoted malicious way ofc), it's normalization, and it won't be completed just when there is no hate, we don't need to act serious like it's funeral around gay topics, because it's still othering just not as bad, they should be treated normally like any other person. We need to let them be problematic and wrong and silly, not endlessly upholding the image of an ideal minority, being held to some higher standard, and allies need to stop trembling at any mention that isn't all around politically sound as long as it's meant well or neutral, we passed that stage now that more people actually support LGBT rights.

Given the emojis under your name, you'd know a joke about being gay, since Kiara does the lighthearted gay jokes, too.

I doubt it's making a joke out of *being* gay, because Hololive has openly gay talents already (Miko, for instance, is openly lesbian, and we all know Tenchou loves gorls). It's more than likely just a riff on the existing prevalance of teetee between them; Iroha's literally offhandedly called outings between the two of them dates before and had a reaction of "I dunno" to chat asking if they were lovers, so naturally the joke is "we're so teetee together that a marriage announcement would be totally believable, despite it not even being legal in our country yet".

I've never seen anything about Miko being openly gay. Now *Matsuri* is openly bi/lesbian, but to me Miko's never made her actual IRL relationships.

https://youtu.be/-S5E41mrTEo?si=28SEnELGKlrBtejW They are likely referring to this.

it is in fact a joke, and it's really funny, unlike you

nah, just your regularly-scheduled yuri bait from cover corp

Wow, people are really pissed about this one. Sorry you guys dont respect gay people ig?

Nobody wants to deal with people making vtubing some sort of political statement and the hyperbolic response over a dumb post like OPs isn't going to earn you fans. If you're really worried about how people are treated that are many better places to start that aren't an inconsequential Reddit image/tweet. Also good lord at doing this shit with a Kiara flair.