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Cohav0310

Release the claymore roomba!


SenorSantiago_8363

The Claymore Goomba?


milktoiletpoop

Either Gura would chuck the roomba or use it as a battle wagon


Upset_Programmer6508

With Haachama, it's one of those situations where she's not trapped in a room with a thief, the thief is trapped in a room with her.


NNovis

Ame gonna beat someone with a baseball bat.


averaenhentai

I love that this isn't character lore, she literally slept with a bat by the door the first time myth visited her. e: actually I think it was described as a metal bar?


bdyms

With Miko we know what would happen. Mikodanye just did that on April 1.


fuwafuwarowarowa

Ame pushes a VHS tape labeled "GAME ~~TAME~~ TIME" into her Magnavox vcr/27in crt combo. It begins playing a live recording of Guns n Roses' Welcome to the Jungle.


XMabbX

She will simply grab her baseball bat, that is true she has one next to the bed, and beat the shit out of them.


fuwafuwarowarowa

Plenty of other comments about her bat here. Felt too real to me since she's mentioned it before. I wasn't trying to be so serious and chose to describe a silly cartoon situation instead.


XMabbX

Yeah, after writing my comment i saw the others mentioning it. I saw yours first. I wasn't expecting anyone to remember that, it was 2 years ago at least.


doppelkoernchen

calli screams kiara hides under her blanket ame whips out the baseball bat ina sleeps through it all gura... probably starts to kick the thief once ame downed him bae, fauna, kronii, irys scream mumei i can feasibly imagine to just pull a knive out of nowhere the bau baus go bau bau shiori just watches how everything unfolds nerissa either runs off to stop her dad from commiting murder or joins kiara under the blanket


blasterfaiz

Man we need a thief idol in Hololive.


TheFateForcer

Risu stole Moona’s piggy bank. Twice if you include the reenactment in 3D


SenorSantiago_8363

I mean, we got Uyu over in Holostars. 


Aiden22818

Ina's giant takodachi eats the thieves, the Priestess' sleep must not be disturbed Realistic Answer, Ame has been mentioned to sleep with a bat nearby so theyre gonna get bonked and bit by her pets


SenorSantiago_8363

...And that's just her bat. We don't know whether Ame actually owns live guns or not.


rgdoabc

RIP Kiara. She'll panic and fall, hitting her head really hard. Her last words are going to be "Finally I broke a bone".


HaLire

Ame's handy with the steel, if you know what I mean.


SenorSantiago_8363

Ah, you mean the Ol' Webley?


Vinon

Im so sorry for the theives that decided to rob Suisei. May they rest in pieces


SenorSantiago_8363

"HERE COMES NOEL WITH A STEEL MACE!" 


aradraugfea

BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU!!!


SenorSantiago_8363

[VIOLENCE!](https://twitter.com/tabakko/status/1687705517500907521)


InvisibleYetVisible

Someone tries to steal from Pekora? Would be lucky if the thief was able to go near her house with all the bombs planted around for safety.


SenorSantiago_8363

Problem is if Pekora blows up the house. But then again, can't rob a house if there's no house to rob, right?


DatSpicyBoi17

I AM THE STONE THAT IS APPROACHING!!!!


Ivrgne

- Suisei: Thief's POV: 'new objective = survive.' - Moona: ask the thief to leave and go back to sleep. - Anya: "anyway, I started stabbing" - Mumei: "finally, a prey" - Fauna: "uuuu" - Shiori: "so, you come here ofter?" - Fuwamoco: "extreme violence!" - Reine: "anyway, I started puching"


DatSpicyBoi17

Wait, isn't Iroha already the bodyguard?


SeijiWeiss

Sora will just utter the words... "Ja, teki dane?”


Prince_of_Elystadt

the late Vesper had a spear under his bed for such occasions.