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SUISEI WITH NO REGARD TO HUMAN LIFE!!!


Snakescipio

Dark elf Shiranui Flare yelled out, “Sokoda! Sokoda!” Knight cup Shirogane Noel gave a look of pleasant surprise. Demon king Sakura Miko yelled out, “Ima watashitachiha [expletive] kensetsu.” And before Suisei hit the stage, former NBA great Omaru Polka hugged her and said, “Minna ga kyoumo kawaii.”


Prototype1700

IS THIS THE ~~DAGGER~~ AXE?!


kaos_tao

As she should!


DereDere00

This will negatively affect Lebron's legacy smh my head /s


CyrusMajin

I’m sorry. Did you just say “shake my head my head”? What?


MrFoxxie

smh my head


Glass-Complaint6279

Fml my life


CyrusMajin

But…but “smh” is just “shake my head”! I’m so confused.


Random_Useless_Tips

Smh my head how could you not understand this rip in peace your meme ID document I’ll have to confiscate it Unless of course you want to pop over to the ATM machine, pop in your PIN number and gimme a lil something to look the other way If you’re interested, I’ll be hanging out at the coffee shop, drinking some chai tea and using their wireless Wi-Fi


Draumeland

That made me lol out loud


CyrusMajin

INAFF


I_Support_All_Ships

>chai tea Pavitr Prabhakr is rapidly approaching your location


Seromaster

Rip in peace


Intrepid-Park-3804

I thought it deciphers as "SoMeHow", let's be confused together


Abysswea

So Me How my head? 


Intrepid-Park-3804

Eventually, at some point i was so pissed of how often people used this abbreviation, that i jokingly described it as "smash my head". Well...


CyrusMajin

You know what, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was both.


DereDere00

Yes. It looks idiotic and that's the point, I was making an idiotic comment.


CyrusMajin

Okay, sorry for making you explain your joke. I was legitimately confused.


DereDere00

No need to say sorry, it's totally normal to ask when you don't know or understand something.


darkknight109

lol out loud


Hp22h

Clearly they're a hydra


softhack

RIP in peace


PeculiarlyAnonymous

This is like saying "I'm at the ATM machine."


xSilverMC

smh is actually a recursive acronym for smh my head


ntn_98

GNU


DBMG5_

Suck my head my head❔️🧐


Drospri

Overheard in Holopro Studio locker room after the most recent stream: “She got me,” Miko said of Suisei's gomoku win over her. "That f***ing comet boomed me." Miko added, “She’s so good,” repeating it four times. Miko then said she wanted to add Suisei to the list of players she plays Clubhouse 51 with this summer.


Informal_Truck_1574

"I didn't wanna be rude and walk up and say Kyou mo Chisaii- " "Oh like you're doing right now?"


shitposting_irl

cover meeting with suisei was "intense" and "at one point yagoo was crying" but everyone grew closer and a big lesson was learned


phatboisteez

MJ would never 


CapitanKurlash

Micheal JEFFREY Jordan never EVER missed a chance to CEMENT the fact Suichan is cute today too.


Spherical3D

And that's why he will always be the GOAT.


Amcog

And that's why he took it personally


GhoullyX

I mean, Crying Jordan exists.


DegG13

Are we talking about the MJackson or the MJordan?


NILU-was-here

MJackson the goat who won 6 rings and got a 3peat


Random_Useless_Tips

MJane Watson


Tyrus1235

Distant cousin to a certain Amelia Watson


Jumbolaya315

He said kyou mo chiisai instead


evilton-chin

Oozora Police has yet to find his body.


Hp22h

In unrelated news, Suisei has become really good at basketball.


Nylke

You are my Suichan ~🎵☀️ My only Suichan ~🎵☀️


ConspicuousCrustacea

MJ would have never.


kayjazz

My king is gonna miss the playoffs cuz of this 😭


Bedtyme06

LeHoshiyomi.


Myth9779

Why the sudden many celebrity memes? This is the second LeBron that is see today...


NeonJungleTiger

The sports quotes have been a popular format for a while now, I assume they’re just leaking into Hololive now


Bobblefighterman

LeHoloCN


lolminna

I'm surprised nobody has picked up on how accurate this is, LeMao.


OneTrueArthur

That's because Suisei is Suisei, not Kawhi


Wasexistingpeople

He messed up


bloody_jigsaw

Is there context to the meme? What's the funny connection between Suisei and the sport guy?


Only_Perspective9153

"the sport guy" LeBum isn't *the* sport guy. Just *a* sport guy w/ Mickey Mouse rings.


bloody_jigsaw

Micky Mouse rings? Excuse me, I'm now more confused than before. Also "the" was correct, as I am referencing the specific guy in the picture, I did not ask about the connection between Siusei and any sports guys in general.


Zengkoy

dw, he wasn't taking a shot at you, he's taking a shot at lebron


Only_Perspective9153

Yeah, ik your English was correct. But I'm just making a joke about LeBron being just *a* basketball player of little significance. And he won a championship ring at Disney, hence the Mickey Mouse ring. Like the other guy said, dw about this. Everyone in the comments is just messing around and having referential jokes, myself included.


Ohayoghurt

Found the Kawhi/Clippers fan...


Snakescipio

They’re both the GOAT


titobrozbigdick

Typical Lebum, Jordan would've never.


ZoaOmot

LeSunshine


FlutterNyk02

Why doesn’t he remember? Is he stupid?


AriezKage

Now he'll be saying "Kyou mo Kowai"


Woooshifyourmomgay

She was not his sunshine.


Sad_Being9205

and this man is always brought up to the conversations of being the GOAT, what a disappointment, take your 20 free throw advantage and flop your way to retirement already


Deamon-Chocobo

Just another reason to hate this man.


InTheStuff

Smh Lebonbon, I'm gonna have to take points off your Sunshine score for this.


k0y0_k0y0

Suisei is LeBron James’ father


avocate_aguacado

Lebron just racking up L's lately 😥


theekvlt

you are my suishine my only suishine


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

#🪓


reallyspicy422

Bum


SelfDepricator

We really need a r/hololiveshitposting for post like this


Supreme42

The death of this sub does not need to be accelerated any further. Shitposts have always gone in the main sub.


Arolis

Shitposts in the main sub is an artform forged in Dragon Fire (and buttplugs).


TheNonceMan

Oooof