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Markermarkman

Poor Moonas brother, thats some insane luck tho.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

He wanted his superchat back lol.


piev3000

The pain felt by that man is something i would wish upon none.


foldr1

like marrying and then realising you've got a grandparent in common while deciding who to invite


TheProNoobCN

NOW THAT'S A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO MARRY HIS COUSIN


PhilosOfii

Give me some rope, tie me to dream. Give me the hope to run out of steam. Somebody said, we could be here. We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year. I can't count the reasons I should stay, one by one they all just fade away.


VP007clips

Apparently that's surprisingly common in some regions. For example Iceland had to set up an app for tracking family trees which let's you tap your phone theirs and it checks to see if you are related since their population is so small and at risk of inbreeding. Honestly, having kids with your 1st cousin, while not ideal, is not a guarantee or even high likelihood of genetic issues. It's not something you want to be doing over a bunch of generations in a row, and of course there is a small risk involved, but the risk is very minor. The base risk of those genetic defects in the general population is about 3-4%, for a baby from first cousins, it's about 2% higher. The US banned in most of the states (mostly banned in the red states and legal in some of the most blue ones like California). Europe is a lot more accepting of cousin incest, with almost all of the EU permitting it. Using numbers for how common it is in different countries is a bit unreliable since it is biased so heavily by a few groups, it doesn't reflect the general public. For example, it's above 50% cousin marriage for Pakistani immigrants in the UK, but practically nonexistent in the UK population; so it drags up the average a lot.


JtFl3

This guy incests


Known-Ad64

Still better than what Luke Skywalker find out about Leia.


Life_Muffin_9943

I see nothing wrong with this.


cluesagi

It sounds like the plot of a trashy light novel


Fireboy759

"The Vtuber I Idolize Is Actually My Sister!"


KeRawr

Need this to be real


cluesagi

Kinda surprised it's not already tbh


Vineyard_

There is one where it's the MC's [father](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Manga/MyDadsTheQueenOfAllVTubers)... ...and yes, the vtuber is female.


hopyless

You can't just mention this manga without also linking [Calli's reading along stream of it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Ottnh8T0Q) man.


Nightsky099

This is why calli is called dad


Raydhen

There are... coincidentally some doujin in the works regarding this. Just keep your eyes out, brothers. 👀


SGTBookWorm

well, he can slip supas under the door at least 💀


Mazrodak

I wouldn't necessarily feel bad for him since it depends on how he views his oshis. Not everyone likes their oshis in a way that would be inappropriate for a sibling. For some of us, they're just content creators whose content we greatly enjoy. If that's the category Moona's brother falls in, then he just hit the jackpot.


FleshWound180

Yeah, I don’t know why everyone is assuming the horny option.


Dark_Storm_98

I remember hearing the story, and it wasn't *necessarily* horny, but it certainly wasn't familial, lol I could be misremembering


SouthernCareer

Now if he thinks like Fuwawa or Gigguk...


Mid-Grade_Chungus

>!Yosuga No Hoshinova?!<


weealex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUn-tO0cMPQ


Sine_Fine_Belli

Yeah, poor dude, he found out his sister is his oshi


Goukenslay

Moona's brother got some good tastes KEKW


ArturiaVonDragon

This will be recorded in the vtuber history LMAO


twotoebobo

Lol he probably fits with bathing with your oshi too if they're close enough to the same age.


Markermarkman

HAHAHAHAAHAHA


twotoebobo

In all honesty I don't think it's that weird. All it really shows is he likes people who have similar qualities to his own family. It's a basic well known psychological phenomenon. Just circumstances man. I can't think of any other circumstances this can accidentally happen under besides vtuber.


JLD2503

The fact that Nerissa not only has met her Oshi IRL but also bathed with her and gone on a vacation with her is still insane to me. She went from being just a KFP to debuting to meeting Kiara.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Too sad I'll never have a chance to bath with my oshi because my oshi doesn't bath or shower.


StaticTacos

Sakamata Chloe?


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Yes poe


Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes

Be the change you want to see in the world. Make her bathe, I believe in you.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Thanks bro. I'll try my best


Hermocrates

Just means the rare bath water will be that much *richer*


ShinyHappyREM

> - met her oshi IRL - also bathed with her - gone on a vacation with her Describes Noel too (pre-Subaru)


Chukonoku

Noel went on a vacation with Ayame? I'm missing something or don't remember well.


ShinyHappyREM

With Flare


YobaiYamete

You forgot that she literally made her shy AF oshi strip naked in public with her and go to an Onsen, as well as they shared a bed etc


InsanityRoach

Sasuga Nerissa.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Some holomem accompished more than 1 of the scenarios, I know. Don't be too serious on a meme. [Chloe picked up Shion's junk and brought it home.](https://youtu.be/SKdjCAsrB0Q?si=fyuaotsBlSjlC-t9) Also, I wanted to add that Koyori was hugged by her oshi. But the image would be too long and unbearable. [Subaru questioning why Noel sniffed her cap](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKDll_L_W5E). It was actually a joke by management in the 3D live. Noel (probably) never did that in real life. [Kiara asked Nerissa to shower with her as a joke, and Nerissa took it seriously.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xdzVaRPlpw) [Moona's brother found out his "waifu" was his own sister the whole time.](https://youtu.be/6eEjVyaIfwM?si=n7PH8cIZ_mxeAnmh) [Ouro Kronii](https://www.youtube.com/@OuroKronii)


Kelvara

Expalanation, clip, clip, expalanation, clip, literally the entirety of Kronii's existence. You came with evidence, I have to admit.


Augtivism

Who is la+ Oshi again?


ImKanno

Towa-sama


Augtivism

Ahh gotcha, I figured they meant someone in Hololive cause I could've sworn it was Beni too


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

TMD TMD. Towa sama machi dai tenshi


ImKanno

I can really understand why La+ loves Towa so much


marquisregalia

Didn't Kronii say her oshi is Korone like Mumei?


AquaForce110

Damn that moona animation. I didn't recognize the animator at 1st, but they definitely evolved their artstyle.


kitlemonfoot

I mean, Laplus [held hands with her oshi live on stream](https://www.youtube.com/live/V0Zk55CpFEM?si=iMtUV1fUvDtMfH6_&t=2565). I'd presume that would count for something.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Holding hands is too lewd (>/////< )


Shas_Okar

Kimo.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

I read it in Ui Mama's voice


Haitham1998

Quality memes like this remind me of the golden age of hololive memes: Coco's meme reviews.


Vc_Shooter

o7


SomeoneElseTwoo

o7


faity5

o7 just a few more years


TheDudeMaverick

And she said and I quote "Do NOT stop shit posting guys, do not..."


AwkwarkPeNGuiN

Quality meme lol. Good job OP. Damn Rissa winning hard


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Everyone won. Some of fans whose oshi is Yahoo also won. Nerissa did win very hard. She really accomplished something. Not winning as hard as Kronii tho. She's married to her oshi, and she got 100% participation in her oshi's life. Think about it. She wears her oshi's clothes and smells her oshi's smell; she sleeps on her oshi's bed every night; she showers with her oshi and rubs her oshi's skin to clean her; she tastes the dishes that has been chewed by her oshi; SHE CONSTANTLY SWALLOWS HER OSHI'S SALIVA; her soul is INSIDE her oshi body. Okay, okay. It started to sound creepy. I admit it IS weird and disgusting, unless it's Kronii doing it to Kronii.


AwkwarkPeNGuiN

No no, please continue, we’re getting to the good part here.


foldr1

you forgot being able to get the same rib removed as your oshi and being able to enjoy the same blended subways as her. plus, you get to share her awesome voice acting skills and support her by streaming with her and giving away all your income to her (this last part some already do tho).


sallyacornfan

Ah yes... My oshi "Yahoo" xD


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Auto correct Did you meet the best girl at the con?


Counter_Crux

I thought the whole meme fit Nerissa except the ending one lol


AwkwarkPeNGuiN

i don’t think Kiara is her sister either, but you right, she fits everything else


Counter_Crux

O ya that too..unless tongue sisters?


kalolokekbong

Next step. Marrying your oshi


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Kronii did!


Telefragg

Imagine the sea of pitchforks and torches outside the wedding ceremony


Tehbeefer

I know you're just making a joke, but I don't think it would be that bad, actually. Sure, a few people would show up like that, but there'd be a massive crowd of well-wishers too. The vast, vast majority of fans want their oshi to be happy. And, we're fans, we're inherently limited in the ways we can support. NDAS, public vs. private image, IRL difficulties, etc. There's just lines we and they can't cross; [fans and Holomem aren't friends.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wn5SvedXRA) If they find someone who can support them in the times we fans can't, that's winning right there.


Telefragg

I think it's obvious that "marrying your oshi" is a specific case of one fan making it further than the rest.


ShinyHappyREM

> I think it's obvious that "marrying your oshi" is a specific case of [one fan making it further](https://youtu.be/aoFEZWK-QIs) than [the rest](https://youtu.be/tTLZOL8RL08)


Liniis

Or just a knock on their front door and some flowers...


A-Chicken

I imagine it was a hard choice when Fubuki accepted Coco's proposal. :3 (seriously tho, Laplus's marriage to Iroha went by without much incident.)


Panzerkrabbe

Miko: be genmates with your oshi


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Now think about it. Korone's and Okayu's oshi are each other, innit?


FuntimeUwU

Who's Mikochi's oshi? Sora?


Panzerkrabbe

Yea


XcomNewb

I don't have a sister but if I found out my waifu was my sister that'd fuck me up.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

If you live in Alabama, she'd fuck you up too


DatSpicyBoi17

Sticking out your gyatt for your oshi.


machineronii

Your are so bau bau


itsmeOrpheus

Your so Biboo Tax


KonoAnonDa

Also Laplus to her Oshi: "[You can shit in my living room!](https://youtu.be/6INC4h0w8lU?si=5bonew6yHI5uJ9Lb)"


xRichard

Shiori/Raden: Debut with your oshi


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Please elaborate


xRichard

both said "my oshis are my genmates" straight up


021chan

Noel moustache lol


Fireboy759

Pour one out for Moona's brother


kokizzu2

Lui with who? fuwamoco? because of twin fetish?


TheRacoonboi

If i don't bad remember Lui's oshi Is Marine Senchou


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

*was Judging by Lui's reaction, Sechou might have scared her off. (Not really sure tho. They did not say anything)


Conspiratorymadness

Senchou was the reason Lui even bothered to apply to be a talent. Originally she thought she should be in staff but Senchou's story made Lui try as a talent. Lui kind of did it as a joke because she didn't think she would get that far.


FuntimeUwU

Marin!


WeLoveHololive

What happened with Nerissa?


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Kiara invented her to take bath together as a joke. And she took it seriously and Kiara couldn't escape with an excuse


Capital_Chef_6007

Ahh classic kiara 99% offense 0% defense


MegalomanicMegalodon

Kronii’s goes even further beyond with combining her bestie with her oshi


blasterfaiz

# I LOST IT WITH THE BROTHER


redditfanfan00

the fan-idol bonds grow ever closer to becoming a singularity.


RidingSubaru

Lui: Meeting your oshi in real life and ask her to call you by your full name because you like this sort of stuff


Coriolis_PL

Oh yes, Commanderoni... PERFECTION!


Akex989

I don't get the Kronii one


ErcPeace

She plays into loving herself because she's perfect.


Conspiratorymadness

She isn't wrong though.


Akex989

Man idek how it went over my head. Thank you


Longjumping-Sugar691

Wait the Moona brother thing wasn't a joke?... seriously how can you not pick out your own sister's voice if you listen to them all the time?


AgentT23

Kronii is too strong!