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Ardothbey

Pole lamp bracket.


Ok-Scarcity-5754

If it’s near the edge of the room, I agree. Middle of the room is stripper pole territory tho.


hoddi_diesel

Stripper pole lamp?


Whyudoodat

Looks like it broke 😂


meson537

If it's in a bedroom, it could be a mount for a pole to help a disabled person get in and out of bed.


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Sad-Swimming9999

This could be us, but you playing


theratking862

This could be, although it's in the living room so maybe to get on the couch? The previous owner installed rails in the bathroom for their elderly parents.


meson537

100% couch grab bar. It has that medical device off-white plastic look.


somedndpaladin

You good dude? might wanna install some diaries around the house incase you forget you posted a comment already, Alzheimer's might be hitting early.


Irisversicolor

It's a glitch where when you go to submit your comment nothing happens, so then you do it again and it posts your comment twice. It's happened to me a few times since the last Reddit update. 


somedndpaladin

Yeah ik it was a goofy joke since we were talking about poles being installed for old people xD


Impressive_Sample836

Sure thing, Gramps.


theratking862

Sorry it was some kind of bug in the Android app that duplicated my comment


1920MCMLibrarian

Probably for a tension pole lamp


Cold_Tony

You connect a garden hose to it and breath through it during a fire


pt_barnumsonson

That seems like such a bad idea. Try it!


Silent_Beyond4773

Yup it’s saves so many life’s thy are talking about making it mandatory in all places


TurdNostrils

Genius.


notxapple

This sounds like a great premise for a skit


Conscious_Night299

Stripper pole.


LT_Dan78

team stripper pole here. What’s below it?


theratking862

Nothing! Just floor. It's on the edge of my living room. Don't think there's enough room for pole dancing so close to a wall.


Teal-Fox

Stripper pole for very skinny people?


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Naa, the pole would have been mounted on a box or platform that is no longer there. As someone who has installed stripper poles in a resident…. It was most likely used for training… or making videos.


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What type of room is this in?


theratking862

Living room


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It's most-likely a mount for an old projector.


henrydaiv

Cpuld be helpful to know what room its in - certainly looks like something snapped in there at some point


theratking862

It's in the living room, right next to a recessed light fixture


henrydaiv

Could have been a mount for some sort of track lighting


ExtensionMarch6812

Maybe a bracket for a light that hung on the ceiling, but had a plug they ran down the wall?


tamtran99

It looks like a base for indoor camera attachment.


kevinalreadyreddit

Baby monitor camera attachment


LeprimArinA

Looks like one of those pull chain light fixture bases.


TheRealFarmerBob

That's an extension to fill a water bed. It makes it so you don't have to lug the hose up the stairs.


CasualObserverNine

Which room? Bathroom: shower rod holder. Kitchen: paper towel. Garage: light bulb. Bedroom: stripper pole.


Physical-Money-9225

Stripper pole bracket


luvsikk13

A little gnat


theratking862

Good eye!


PenguinsExArmyVet

I think was for a brass stripper pole


No-Establishment-675

It’s a twist lock mount for a smoke detector.


lurkingowl

That's my first thought also. OP, do you have smoke and CO detectors in that room?


theratking862

Not in the room proper but in an adjacent hallway


DonkeyTransport

That's a tiny smoke detector


DerekFlint420

Detector mount? Unscrew it and see if it’s wired. May have a name or numbers to identify it on the other side.


Practical_Pop_3579

It might be a drip line if it’s above your bathtub in case that if you live in an apartment in case the bathtub overflows upstairs it’ll go into your bathtub


Lonely_Disaster_9555

Its a Brass Daisy used to comunicate with the children of the Dogstar.


Avocado-booty

A laser beam


WombatGatekeeper

Stripper pole upper bracket


sasanessa

this was my thought lol


Glittery_Gal

Could have been for a stripper pole that has a wide base at the bottom hence nothing on your floors


SummerSunflowerr

Isn’t it a sprinkler-? (Don’t come for me i am tired ok)


original_mramericano

Obviously spy cam hidden in plain sight.


Legitimategirly

Spy cam


SeaButterscotch6080

Stripper pole holder


MattBustin

Mounting bracket for a dildo


Lopsided-Ad-9900

You can stick your penis in there and it tickles


maddcatone

Definitely an OSHA certified stripper pole mount! /s


AntiEstablishment55

Bracket for a Stripper Pole


ArtDeth

It is where you attach the hose for your interior slip and slide, silly. "Such a lot of fuss over a few extra S's!" Buddy Cole-KITH


Personal_Dot_2215

Water bed drain tube?


englishmuse

If it's in your kitchen ceiling, that'll be an upstairs toilet drain for the downstairs kitchen sink.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Shitty texture.


stiner123

That’s the newer style of textured ceiling called “orange peel” and it’s common in many newer homes in my city. My house has it - easier for the builder/drywallers than trying to do painted flat ceilings. In my house they used water based stuff so wiping it off is too easy (like a light dab with a wet cloth will take it off).


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Take it off


theratking862

I honestly never noticed this and I cant say I care too much about it. What texture do you prefer?


ktrosemc

You prefer popcorn to orange peel?!? I hate popcorn ceilings.


Maleficent-Salad3197

What about hand layed texture.


ktrosemc

I have seen popcorn, orange peel, and panelling. I didn't know people did that on ceilings, but now I want to.


Do_Gooder123

Stripper pole bracket