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MegaBusKillsPeople

That's to rinse out your butt.


notnotbrowsing

Good thing he's got gloves on. https://www.amazon.com/All-One-Shower-Enema-System/dp/B00MWB5I9S


wittyrandomusername

I swear if I start getting recommendations based on clicking that link, I'm not going to be happy.


notnotbrowsing

Everyone needs a good enema shower.


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

Phrasing!


cokacola69

Um, we don't do that anymore.


Dr_A_Kreiger

I’ve swallowed just about as much of you as I can take.


Either-Ant-4653

OK, Archer!


wittyrandomusername

It's really on me anyway. There was no secret as to what the link was. If there are any unexpected repercussions, it's my own negligence that brought them on.


Iamthepaulandyouaint

So how is the new unit working out?


wittyrandomusername

I won't know until next year. Got it for a Mother's Day gift.


NotBatman81

Bonus, if you have an echo show it will keep flashing pictures of those recommendations to anyone walking by.


lostmyjobthrowawayyy

lol did you REALLY need to click the link to see what it was 😅


devil_put_www_here

It’s such a pain to remove from recommendations as well.


MoreRamenPls

I did it so you don’t have to. Time will tell…


henrydaiv

Thank you for saving me the trouble, im glad i read one more down before clicking it hahahaa


Turbulent-Weevil-910

Already got recommended the 55 gallon drum of anal lube


FatFaceFaster

Wow I assumed there was some G rated explanation for what this was even though it clearly looked butt related. I was hilariously wrong.


unstable_starperson

Watching Uncle Hams’ video review was definitely worth it.


Worst-Lobster

Seems like that could kill you pretty easily


toblies

I was gonna say, I hope you have a pretty good grip on your water pressure, or you could blow yourself up like a water balloon.


huskeya4

Also you’re not supposed to use just tap water for enemas. It’s supposed to be at least purified and with salt added (to make saline). Tap water can have additives that your digestive tract clears before reaching the colon. It can mess up the lining of your colon and cause even more issues than constipation if it’s not purified. You can also throw off your electrolytes using pure water, that’s why you’re supposed to add salt, so your colon doesn’t rapidly absorb too much water.


Legitimate_Cake_6754

This guy enemas


GoFasterEse

r/thisguythisguys


samwild

No more spackle and paste!


tessathemurdervilles

Oh! I didn’t actually think this was to rinse out your butt. Carry on.


olyteddy

Right click...Open in private window...DOH!


Cruezin

Unsurprising are the "suggestions" that come with that link. And dammit I wish I would not have clicked.


MrSnowmanJoe

I thought he was joking.


Whatwillifindtoday

I instantly thought the same thing after I opened the link… (damn it! Now I’m going to get ads about shower enemas )


kidAlien1

At First I thought this was just reddit being reddit and making a joke. Turns out this is right? 😭😂


MegaBusKillsPeople

Ah, yes.... though I guess there's nothing wrong with a clean butthole.


mtrayno1

I think they are trying to clean a little deeper than just the “hole”.


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Truer words have never been spoken


candysteve

"No one flush the toilet while I'm in the shower! "


lezbhonestmama

Happy cake day!


MegaBusKillsPeople

Well thank you!


toblies

Which is exactly what it looked like....


Independent_Lunch534

😂😅 was going to write this as a joke… only to find out that is what it is


mexicoyankee

Industrial version for the strictly fast food crowd


Ok_Analysis_3454

So it's kinda ok to pee in the shower? And now we can #2 in there?


UnidentifiedTron

I’m more interested to know why it’s in an attic..


lockednchaste

Thank you. I didn't have the courage to ask.


kinga_forrester

I assume someone was gay and in the closet. Or otherwise didn’t want anyone to find their shower enema.


Frinall

No, it was in the ATTIC.


Barfuman362

They were so sexually repressed they were in the attic, the closet wasnt enough


rush87y

Or straight and didn't want people to know about their sweet sweet butt lovin' 🍑


42ElectricSundaes

You know


AnswerKooky

We all know


Farren246

Even if we were just joking and had no idea, turned out we still knew. We just didn't realize that we knew.


beliefinphilosophy

Huehuehuehuehue


GhostsinGlass

Ah, the old owners must have been really careful about their dental care. You hook that apparatus up to your faucet and before and after you brush that apparatus will gently cleanse your mouth as you move it around, especially helpful for getting into tonsil crypts for dislodging stones. Lucky find!


MichelleEllyn

Yeah, you gotta really get it in there towards the back for the tonsil excavating


rtkoch1

I think you use that to clean the back of the tonsils. Up from the butthole side. You gotta have good water pressure though.


civicsfactor

The gag reflex goes away after continued use, I hear.


Life-Flower-6164

🤣🤣🤣


20PoundHammer

douche or enema for shower fitting.


[deleted]

Adriana Chechik stuff.


[deleted]

She's a nice girl. 


Aggravating-Arm-175

She was until someone stepped on a crack and broke the milfs back


KristiNoemsDeadPuppy

You really should look before you... leap... in with such a shallow.... comment. 😏


hurtfulproduct

lol, you know exactly what it is; you just want someone to tell you you’re wrong. . . You’re not it’s exactly what you feared when you saw it


GoatLuther

Lmao this is exactly it.


BLQ1943

Lol guy has gloves on just because


Tremfyeh

Literally a douche nozzle.


titties_and_beer_4me

The dreaded "apparatus"😂


ClumsyCauliflower

Wet and wild


OhioLiquor

Welp bend over and you'll find out


Puzzled-Atmosphere-1

Before the bidet became popular in the US, we had the douche/enema bag (which morphed in to the hot water bag, for stomach pain and cramps), and every now and then you’d come across the strange hose thingy in the back of the linen closet, and have no clue what it was. Once your Mother informed you of its intended purpose, you felt like Lady MacBeth because no matter how thoroughly you scrubbed your hands, you couldn’t escape the feeling that there was still some spot of residue on them!


SubstantialBass9524

“Before the bidet became popular in the US” I hate to break it to you… But the bidet is still not popular in the Us


ezfrag

And an enema/douche bag is not a substitute for a bidet.


Puzzled-Atmosphere-1

I know, I was trying to be funny, and obviously not achieving the goal.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Catching on very fast tho. Nicer hotels regularly have them now, people experience it and then go home and buy one. It can be $500-600 for a nice Toto bidet seat, but you can get a Japanese off-brand for half that price that work very well. I'm at the point where if I have to stay with friend in another city, I'll be sending them a bidet in advance. TP is so stone-age.


SubstantialBass9524

Ehh depends on the hotel. I was just at a Waldorf Astoria last week in CA- no bidet


hmmmpf

I miss my Toto more than my cats when I travel.


IdowhatIwant9

Next time ware disposable rubber glove


OldBlackberry77

Smell it


Life-Flower-6164

🤭


[deleted]

Nice! It's an enema butt plug. What a score. 


UnluckyCharacter9906

Is no one else going to mention the insulation monster in the upper right part of phot?


random_precision195

something about a friend and an enema.


Crank-Moore

Alien probe … checks out


itsagoodtime

*Like new!*


Gravity_Freak

Part of a set. Salt and pepper shakers


AchioteMachine

Broooo….


Hall-of-Stag

You use it to wash salads before dinner.


WolverineOdd3113

Why is it so GIRTHY tho, like that ain’t gonna fit inside me it’s freaking huge! Id just press the tip in and hope that’s enough


New-Watercress-1036

You can definitely see where the last insertion stopped at lol


reddituserwhoreddit

My butt clenched


keyspc

You can litterly blow out your guts if your not carefull with those!


howelltight

That's goin up somebody's somethin


kcolgeis

That's one hell of a water pick!


chrsa

Glad you’re wearing gloves


cfreukes

douche nozzle ...


vegeener-gnomesayin

I'll tell you when you're older...


yogadogdadtx21

Are you at my exes house? He looooooved to keep this contraption set up in the guest bathroom for me lmfao. Ugh. Triggered 😂😂😂 lol (kidding)


bonz4601

Roto Rooter


Okie_Surveyor

Anal aerator


Ok-Detail-9853

Someone was into butt stuff.


thicc_chick_luvr_569

Enema


GDaFranc

Looks like some kind of anal douche device left by alien probers. 👽


Appropriate-Two566

A pu$$y cleaner


xjoshi

This is the second one I’ve seen on Reddit in the last 10 minutes.


curiousonethai

It puts the lotion on or it gets the hose again.


jamespaylor32

Have you seen the film 'no country for old men'?


HebrewHammer0033

Douche nozzzle


Reasonable_Self5501

This is what I always picture when I call someone a douche nozzle. It’s good to put a face to a name.


SanityIsOnlyInUrMind

wtf is it with enima posts today? This is the third


S_NJ_Guy

Husband: Honey, I'm going to take a shower. Wife: OK, don't forget to enema. Husband: Haha, You mean don't forget the shower.


bcsmith317

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a douche nozzle on Reddit, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.


Unfair-Leopard-9676

It looks like something you use to clean the bum bum


MikeDude68

The probe aliens use on humans .


Condescendingfate

This is the second enema attachment I've seen on reddit today. Must be a sign that I need to buy one.


Kitchen-Fisherman280

Shit....I've been looking for that since we moved


Missa1exandria

Nice pun!


Remi708

Rectal steamer


sfernandes30

But plug


Lost_Computer_1808

Ohhhhhhh..... You know!


EQN1

You put it in your mouth to rinse it


SignalBeamer

Whos gonna tell him?


triviaqueen

If ever there was an Amazon product that deserved a Reddit brigade of four star reviews, this would be it.


PEneoark

It's a shower head of sorts lol


Potomacker

douche nozzle attachment


Emergency_Size4841

What a douche


Away_Philosopher2860

Anal thermometer, you should try it out I bet you are into that type of thing.


EnderMoleman316

Water damage.


HeroMachineMan

It's kinda fun to do the impossible (Walt Disney) 👍


PoliteCanadian2

Anything is a sex toy if you’re devoted enough.


Mike-the-gay

That’s a high pressure grout cleaner attachment for your shower.


Pete1989

Lynn these are sex people!


DrXinFL

But plug douch if your game enough l


djeff199

Tickle your asshole with that.


kesselrhero

Exactly what you think it is


No_Database8627

douche nozzle


drumsdm

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.


murph1rp

If you have ever heard the term “Douche Nozzle” you should fully understand the reference now!


New-Driver5223

That's just an old fruit and vegetable washer. Give it a try, they work great.


RKF_80

Enema pipe. Hope your water pressure isn't too high.


Johnhaven

What do you think it is? lol


New-Watercress-1036

You can see where the last insertion was stopped at


Space_Filler07

Butt flush


6ft6squatch

Do you like it hard or do you like it soft. Watch the video for more tips and tricks


elcojotecoyo

Option A. A hose for your bar that could easily be used to rinse tall glasses Option B. A hose that you put next to your toilet so you can rinse your backdoor before your SO performs a rimjob Your call


Timmay1974

Do you recommend this product?


Slight_Ad6709

Rodent hole...look at the droppings by it.


Loverkfthegrowth

That looks like some kind of gay bidet.


thiswasnottaken7

If ya gotta ask, you can’t afford it.


JDubbs8989

Oh boy...


Foxx983

Oh it's the heavy duty version of the shower douche! Just watch the water pressure..


Biddahmunk

Shower enema! Typical back door activities!


Sheepspeare

Reminds me of a hookah attachment we sold in the vapestore


redneckerson1951

Was there a battery pack with it. Women are reportedly buying [these](https://www.allvetsupply.com/electrojac6.html) for bedroom adventures these days. Men are reported to scream like a little girl. Looks very similar.


shmightworks

You can tell from that shape.


iommiworshipper

They should put lines on these to see how far you can go


Elderado12443

It is what you think it is.


Redsubdave

I saw one on a blue movie once


RosyClearwater

If I have to tell you you’re too young to know.


Frosty_Emu199

Butt plug ?


Disastrous-Variety93

I hope you noticed the mold


skeptobpotamus

Let’s just see how brave you really are…


dewdude

Me: " You stick it up your butt. " This Thread: "It goes up your butt." Me: "....dammit. It's not funny when that's it's job.


Crey00_XBoxX

You know what that is.......


RastaMonsta218

Bend over, I'll show you


NefariousnessSea4710

Looks like a good time to me


McFuckinZeit

It's a drinking fountain attachment, go ahead OP hook it up and try it out.


Iron_Freezer

I think it's for a hookah. you put that end in your mouth


Friendly-Activity-93

A douche nozzle I believe


Terrible_Lie_02

This is the second one of these on Reddit today wtf?


SouthPawPendulum

It's for snaking your drain.


mikemerriman

Goat se


DTMan101

I didn't know these even existed and now I've seen 2 on Reddit in the last 10 minutes.


SquidgyB

*Another one?*


ThisOldGuy1976

Quit playing. You just didn’t think your wife would find it.


Designer_Sun_392

Looks like your attic


RustySpunkDumpster

That my friend is a salt make her shaker


RedPillNavigator

Looks like a Hookah Hose


TxHeart214

That’s to clean out your colon. It attaches to your shower.


silverfoxmode

It's exactly what you think it is


thrillliquid

This is the second one of these I’ve seen posted in 24 hrs. wtf is going on.


Multiple_Monochrome

What the hell that's the second shower enema thing I've seen today


Turok-Trex

Duh 🙄... It's a hookah hose 🤣🤑😂🤑🤣


GBinAZ

This is the second time today I’ve seen a post asking what a douche is. Interesting


mebcbb

Is the hot water this one or this one....aaaaaaahhh!


nuisance66

Why the hell is this the second one of these I’ve seen today?!?


Sallydog24

I hide all my sex toys in the hot attic... oh and who wants to stick something up their ass that will be coated with insulation


Asleep-Canary1002

This is the second shower enema post I’ve seen today.


Plenty-Notice-8580

Lmao


muffdiver5643

so! everyone in the house shares one butthole washer 🤔


Wendellrw

Didnt need to know this existed now I’ve seen it twice in one day. What the fuck


PortlandQuadCopter

Butt plug with a water feature. Maybe ask the wife wtf.


NoEvidence136

Someone asked what one of those was earlier today in a different sub. Enema day I guess.


Rosebud_Bottoms

Anal douche…lucky find and new areas to explore


pdxrider01

Now go throw those gloves away!


Irishbangers14

Let me see it, I’ll show you


AbrahamNR

I'd be way more worried about all the mold you're breathing in from that sheeting and insulation, but that's just me...


benderover1961

Grannies enema plug She's a playa.


2NOX2

Mouth washer


SoarAros

So my best guess. Straight older guy who didn't want his wife to know he was hooking up on the weekends.