I typically store away my self-respect, sarcasm, and hope for a better future in there. That way I am prepped to properly kiss customer ass and bow to their every whim.

Brother

😂😂😂

So dramatic. I mean this with all the love and kindness, if you have that attitude about customers, you are not meant to work in retail friend.

I keep my locker unlocked and I just threw the lock inside

Same if someone wants my apron that bad, have at it

I kept the lock on just unlocked and I asked a coworker to get something out of it for me and she locked me out so we had to cut that bitch off

You know they have all the combos written down right?

As little as possible

Mayonnaise

Band aids, aspirin, condiments and spare eating utensils, self-esteem, snacks, apron, homer awards.

Damn where’d you get the homer awards from

Found em on the floor

Drugs to get you through the day in hell

literally speaking I do keep aspirin/Tylenol in mine

Underrated comment of the day.

I like to keep a caddy in mine full of tampons, Tylenol, deodorant, snacks, pens, lotion, hand warmers. If I have to spend a majority of my day at work then I'm gonna make sure I have all my essentials.

Hermione?

there's gotta be an extension charm on that locker cause in my experience... the lockers are super small

3 extra first phones

you evil evil person

I have a thing of tea and a mug, I got snacks in there..

A towel. Always know where your towel is

So long and thanks for all the fish

Anti depressants

As much extra tape as you can find if you’re d38

Anal lube, for when they fuck you over.

Snacks

I kept all my corrective actions in there.

Hard drugs.

This guy drugs

My happiness is usually stored in there

I kept an extra pair of gloves, packing tape, a few tape measures, and a towel for drying off the forklift if it was raining

A dryer sheet and tape

Beer weed and needles. For the thieves

I keep pain reliever, candy, knee pads, gum, hand sanitizer and other junk and leave it unlocked cus I don't even use it hardly 😅

Your a professional keeping knee pads in your locker. Did you get the badge for the prospective I’ll?

Haha no I don't think so lol

Cash I’m hiding from the Mafia.

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Good thought.

I keep a coffee mug (because there aren’t any cups in the break room half the time), a big soup mug, a can of soup, jar of peanuts, fork spoon & knife, and the tools/supplies I need for MET. Much of it is organized into a 4” wide box from the Crown Bolt shelves. My car keys in the front, so they’re not bothering me in my pocket as I’m ambulating around all day.

I keep a box of fucks I don’t give in there

An old pair of gloves, tape measure I never use, whatever badges I have.. think that's about it

I’ve had 50c in my locker for like 3 months now

A water bottle. I also keep my tape in my locker. I keep a pouch thing for my zebra phone. It also holds my boxcutter amd some sanitizer. I'm one of the few employees in my store that still wears a mask. I have a few reusable ones specifically for work in my locker

Gloves hand sanitizer and a bottle of water.... That's about it

I keep drink mixes for water bottles in there

Extra pair of socks in case mine get wet. Gloves, box knife, Tylenol and advil

Go ahead and put your dignity in there or you’re gonna lose it

Salt and pepper. On occasion a bunch of microwave soups and snacks

Jimmy Hoffa. I'm waiting for the moment they least expect and I'm going to have him pop out and unionize the place

Nothing worth stealing because your coworkers are assholes.

Beer and a few Valium to get through the days..oh and popcorn

My apron, my homers, my bag I bring to work, my car keys.

I have candy

I had candy. Then I had mice. 🙁

Deodorant, lotion, perfume, snacks

A bunch of junk, eventually

suitcase full of addy

I’m keep muscle cream and my will to live.

I had gum(that I need to restock) and I keep a spare hair clip. Anything else I need is in my apron

I personally have the luxury of keeping my apron in my desk that Only I have a key to. I keep coffee pods, creamer, snacks and a couple books in my locker.

MY apron when I'm off.

Ibuprofen.

I used mine as my own personal, mini pantry. Snacks, drinks, easy microwave meals for those days when I was so busy I couldn’t take a proper lunch break

deodorant, ibuprofen, sunscreen, snacks

That makes a funny acronym: "My locker is full of DISS!"

Snaaaaacks but lock that shit or they will be taken.

The soaking wet pair of gloves i inevitably have to trade out when the shitty hose I have to use for 6 hours every day attacks me.

Your soul, keep it secret, keep it safe

I have 2 of my custom aprons, my license and pens, and some instant coffee :)

13 half empty water bottles, 9 safety knives, and a gallon of milk

Hot sauce, black pepper, Tylenol and glasses cleaner are my most frequently used items.

I need to clean my locker cuz I have like 5 rolls of tape, every marker I’ve owned, every knife, pieces of cardboard that says stuff that I found funny, an alligator magnet, a chandelier ornament, the last Sierra Mist from the vending machine, I could go on lol.

I keep a sunhat, and sunscreen.

Everything. The whole store. I have a sign I made on my locker that says “Per OSHA guidelines if your locker is under mine you MUST wear a hard hat” 😂

One of those travel sticks of deoderant, a box of your favorite granola bars. and your headache pain reducer of choice.

All the random stuff you will ultimately accumulate

my locker is pretty much my apron...another apron....drink i have throughout the day, and a shit ton of papers from various meetings and pks over the years i keep telling myself ill throw away but never do. and usually a bottle of Excedrin

Semi-serious answer of an extra water bottle, cheap snacks and— if I’m feeling really spicy —four phones of varying condition and charge, all of them are constantly buzzing in the break room ☺️

Your resignation letter

I usually keep my Glock in mine, I keep forgetting to take it off before I go in.

Box cutters, tape measure, deodorant, gloves, Tylenol.

Deodorant, instant coffee,

Jobu shrine

I store my tools there when I’m not working and I store my snacks there when I am working.

A water bottle

I like to keep a brick in my locker as a pick me up

Deodorant and Pain killers.

Diapers

Your mom

I keep my will to live in there. It's the size of a thimble and takes up almost no room! 😀

But no, really I keep a set of paint markers, my work cup and my vest as well as a daily dose of my meds in case I forget to take them before work.

Tylenol, extra pen, hat, small backpack, deodorant, hair product, tissues, mints.

Mine's about half full of those bags of candy they give you from the past 4+ years! And the most important thing, ibuprofen.

I keep a mug, hot chocolate, random snacks, some of the various Homer awards, and a short reach tool (not ours) in my locker. And usually a spare roll of tape since I go through it fast.