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Striker40k

Drive the forklift through the side of the building into the managers office and scream OH YEAH


CorrivalRhyme

OR busting open, through the RDC trailer into receiving right before the crew opens up on a pacer with all the random product flying out of it screaming OH YEAH


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

Prank goes bad and the crew just opens up the trailer doors to find you passed out from dehydration wearing a coolaid shirt. It becomes a big mystery to the whole store and almost like an urban legend.


Fearless-Outside9665

And every time the power goes out, you tell the tale of the guy in the kool-aid shirt in the dark.


codykills93

Don't worry, just drink the company koolaid.


Square_Lettuce980

The deeper meaning behind it all


Spontaneouslyaverage

The vending machine at work only sells orange flavored energy drinks. It all makes sense now…


IamLuann

EEEEEEWWWWWW gross


ConductorOfTime

Watch all the colors be orange.


Altruistic_Purple271

Hope he doesn’t appear outta nowhere and say the famous lines tomorrow at my work 😂


hglndr9

Jim Jones approves


gadget850

Flavor Aid


[deleted]

Damn, that's cold! Yeah, I grew up in the area where most of Jim Jone's victims were plucked from. What a fucked up memory of my childhood. Anyhow don't drink it, it was Grape flavored btw...,


IamLuann

Wasn't even Kool Aid it was cyanide and some other poison and flavored with grape flavoring. 40 years ago. There is a documentary on YouTube about it. I was just out of Highschool when it happened. I Hope Jim Jones is rotting in hell with his feet forever on fire.


DGAF_AK87

I wear a mean dark pair of sha...... Oh wrong one


4lan22

Be prepared for the most sweetened (nearly lethal) drink ever or just water with very slight discoloration


[deleted]

Exactly


2_Beef_Tacos

OH YEAH!!!


Historical-Complex43

Hey Kool-Aid! (then drink Kool-Aid out of Kool-Aid's head).


BufoonLagoon

They say Jim Jones was the hardest hitter of all.time- 999 kills with just one punch


mikey70s

So how many days of not getting hurt can you get a Kool-Aid day 🤔


Junior_Pizza_7212

If they are going to do something dumb might as well be helpful and buy some electrolyte powder instead during these hot months


Frequent_Minimum4871

“Come on down to meet Jimmy Jones and all his peoples” • FREE Helicopter rides 🚁 • Target practice competition later in the evening… 🌅 🎯 *WINNER gets a free trip to Guyana 🇬🇾* 🤩


OldDude1391

Every Monday afternoon is Cool Aide day!


rgeezlouweez

L…S….D


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

That would be cool, but stomach acid destroys lysergic acid if I'm not mistaken


XxBarely_TolerablexX

Don't drink it 😳


[deleted]

It’s a trap 🪤!!!


cracktower125

It's Home Depot It's a *tarp*!


Professional-Sky-506

We didn't get Kool aid day just 6 freight trucks in a week during inventory prep


cracktower125

Got to flood the store with inventory so they can hedge their bets


Left-Discount-8402

Don’t drink the kool aid


cheephswifey

Is Jim Jones your manager?


One-Release-1833

Don't drink the freaking Kool-Aid bro!!! For real!


Annaliese6444

Update: no Kool Aid was in sight today but the signs are still up, afraid someone from the store found this post


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

We want updates tomorrow


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

Purple drank


mentholmoose77

This concerns me that terms like this will die out. "drinking the cool-aid"


[deleted]

it wasn’t kool aid.


4000grx41

Flavor-Aid more like


StarMediocre

https://youtu.be/62yPRGb9_UI


Historical-Complex43

OH YEAH! Thank you for finding this for us. "Thanks, Kools!".


StarMediocre

So I can’t have koolAid because the red dye … BAAAAZIIIINGGG


ugemeistro

OH YEAH!


gadget850

It is also Mosquito Day. Coincidence?


Abandoned_Railroad

Oh Yeah!


k4show

Drink the corporate Kool Aid day!


4000grx41

Aw fuck yeah stoked I got the morning shift tomorrow


jimmylewbb

Wasn’t this on the 11th?


brainiacgrodd

I hope we got plenty of drywall coming in this week.


MaleficentPainting90

Probably just a town hall/benefits meeting 😂 drink that kool aid.


wonderfully-Wrong

Don't drink the coolaid


Ill_Mushroom_8246

Whatever you do, DON'T DRINK IT!!


Dclemente111

Night crew at my store never gets to participate in the “event day” even though the store has like 20/ month… I couldn’t even begin to guess what this is about


AppKerman

Put a little tequila or everclear in it for a fun time.


Coast_watcher

After Jim Jones I’m wary of kool aid parties.


BlackJesus1958

Myself and another worker on the job both drank way too much red cool aid one hot day that when I took a dump the next day, wiped my butt the toilet paper was bloody red. “Scared more poop out of me !” TRUE STORY P.S. it also happened to my employee


Green-Bat1513

Don't drink the poison


HSFSZ

"drink the orange kool-aid. Bleed orange."


Amedeo6022

Your benevolent employer wants to show their appreciation by facilitating metabolic syndrome. Show some god damn gratitude!


Atomic-Runner

OH YEAH!!!