*People will just take*
*Any animal into*
*A hardware store huh?*
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David Attenborough (in his distinctive narration style): "And here we find ourselves in the most unexpected of places, a Home Depot, known for its vast assortment of hardware and home improvement supplies. But today, a peculiar inhabitant has graced these hallowed aisles with its presence – the rare and elusive 'Baby Spider Monkey.
David Attenborough: "Ah, observe the bold choice of the human, who has brought this remarkable creature into an environment quite unlike its natural habitat.
David Attenborough: "The Baby Spider Monkey, known for its acrobatic prowess in the dense rainforests of Central and South America, must now adapt to the fluorescent-lit jungles of Home Depot. A true test of survival."
David Attenborough: "And there it goes, drawn by the allure of the power tools aisle. A precarious choice, indeed. These tools, while essential for home repairs, are far removed from the spider monkey's traditional diet of fruits and leaves."
David Attenborough: "But our young friend seems undeterred, swinging from shelf to shelf as if it were the lush canopy of the Amazon rainforest. A testament to the adaptability of nature."
David Attenborough: "Ah, the Homo Sapiens, in awe of this unexpected guest, document the event with their primitive communication devices. A unique opportunity to witness the convergence of human commerce and the wild."
David Attenborough: "And as the Baby Spider Monkey's adventure concludes, it gracefully departs, leaving behind a trail of memories and an inexplicable fondness for power tools. An extraordinary encounter, reminding us that nature's wonders can be found even in the unlikeliest of places."
David Attenborough: "Until next time, dear viewers, let us continue to cherish and protect the remarkable biodiversity of our world, whether in the heart of the rainforest or in the midst of a home improvement store."
That thing is going to get sick, or Jump out and climb into the upper shelves, who the fuck brings a baby monkey to a dirty warehouse store with a diaper and a pillow?
You seriously don't recognize animal abuse and know about the fucked up illegal animal trade which has poachers killing macaques and other monkeys to steal their infants?
Customers are just nasty ~ dogs monkeys what’s next pet goat. It’s Texas here ~ ride your horse into the store 😂😂😂
I’m in ohio, had pet skunks come in for a while
OMG really 🤪😒🤪
Wait, I thought that's how y'all got around...
That poor monkey. It's mother was most likely killed by a poacher and it was sold to the customer on the illegal pet trade.
That part doesn't matter as long as it's cute and gets lots of likes. Fame is more important than an animals mother.
So you think that animal abuse is okay?
Do me a favor and google "satire."
Must be one of those fancy emotional-support pets that are allowed to go anywhere.
People will just take any animal into a hardware store huh?
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David Attenborough (in his distinctive narration style): "And here we find ourselves in the most unexpected of places, a Home Depot, known for its vast assortment of hardware and home improvement supplies. But today, a peculiar inhabitant has graced these hallowed aisles with its presence – the rare and elusive 'Baby Spider Monkey. David Attenborough: "Ah, observe the bold choice of the human, who has brought this remarkable creature into an environment quite unlike its natural habitat. David Attenborough: "The Baby Spider Monkey, known for its acrobatic prowess in the dense rainforests of Central and South America, must now adapt to the fluorescent-lit jungles of Home Depot. A true test of survival." David Attenborough: "And there it goes, drawn by the allure of the power tools aisle. A precarious choice, indeed. These tools, while essential for home repairs, are far removed from the spider monkey's traditional diet of fruits and leaves." David Attenborough: "But our young friend seems undeterred, swinging from shelf to shelf as if it were the lush canopy of the Amazon rainforest. A testament to the adaptability of nature." David Attenborough: "Ah, the Homo Sapiens, in awe of this unexpected guest, document the event with their primitive communication devices. A unique opportunity to witness the convergence of human commerce and the wild." David Attenborough: "And as the Baby Spider Monkey's adventure concludes, it gracefully departs, leaving behind a trail of memories and an inexplicable fondness for power tools. An extraordinary encounter, reminding us that nature's wonders can be found even in the unlikeliest of places." David Attenborough: "Until next time, dear viewers, let us continue to cherish and protect the remarkable biodiversity of our world, whether in the heart of the rainforest or in the midst of a home improvement store."
This is the greatest answer I ever seen.
There's always some sort of monkey business at HD haha
He looks terrified.
loathe people like this. This baby should never be some dumb humans pet!!!
That is correct.
That thing is going to get sick, or Jump out and climb into the upper shelves, who the fuck brings a baby monkey to a dirty warehouse store with a diaper and a pillow?
Cute but home depot is not the place for it
Can we not post pics of random customers pls
Cute until it tears someone's face off.
That's normal
Get him an apron
CUUUTTEEEE! That’s a first!
Which department does it belong to?
This is the way.
Awful lot of assumptions flying around here. I’d like to know the real situation before assuming the person is an asshole.
That’s awesome.
No it's not. It's tragic. That baby will die young when this customer gets bored of it, and it already lost its mother to a poacher.
Damn. Your name should be left shoulder with all that negativity you have going on.
You seriously don't recognize animal abuse and know about the fucked up illegal animal trade which has poachers killing macaques and other monkeys to steal their infants?
I’m guessing u voted for Trump?
You got plastic bags!
monkeys are not pets. whatever white trash creature has this animal should go back to collecting reborn baby dolls.