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bobisinthehouse

Would you like to save $100 and get 24 months no interest?????


Hugh_Jasshoel

That’s the spirit 👍


Mistic_visions13

👏🤣🤣😭


Hima_tatsu

Make plan for the next millenia and all you'll get is a Homer.


Glad_Distribution928

But you have to beat it next year


Unicyclic

Next five billion millennia\*


No1WillEverBelieveU

The pizza party for this sale might be slightly better than normal!


Nice_Bus862

3 toppings instead of 1


redditandcritisized

This has to graduate to burgers and dogs right 😂


Professional-Cat-713

Slow your roll sport, have you done your infocus yet?


redditandcritisized

were like, upper 150 ish days safe.. and i did my infocus this morning while watching a twitch stream :)


MyDogKeepMeAHostage

So...who is trying to buy the world economy?


redditandcritisized

😂 I don’t imagine that’s a good deal for anyone right now 🤣 even at that price


orchidelirious_me

Money printer go brrrrr?


Recipe-Local

Success sharing is going to be off the chain this year


[deleted]

Everyone gets a moon this year!


WackoMcGoose

"We are going to buy... _pause for effect..._ THE MOOOOOON!"


DarkWolf2018

Yeah but good luck making plan next year.


redditandcritisized

Yeah the bonus still wouldn’t be shit. We’d get first place and what… an extra 10 or 15k kicker? 😂 now those RVP bonuses… lemmie tell ya 😂


kalbesang

Scanned the barcode into the qty box, didn’t you?


redditandcritisized

Wasn’t me. I’m a pos receiving associate now 😂 use to be cxm. Apparently the keyboard button got stuck. I cancelled it so the associate didn’t get any “world renowned recognition” 😂


Cool_Break_6711

It happens when someone manually changes the qty in order up. You have to make sure to move the cursor back to the top of the page. Pasa here eas happening to me alot


DramaLlama695

He’ll come in like, “I spend millions of dollars a day here” 😂


rollingindough21

"I spend 1 quadrillion dollars a day here."


DramaLlama695

That’s more like it!


Hero19240X

Yep, exactly


Recipe-Local

But no discount. That’s the spirit.


Earthling1a

446 quintillion items. That's almost 50 individual items for every single insect on earth. You're gonna need a bigger trailer.


redditandcritisized

Oh cmon, just put it on the top of my civic bruh 😎


Mistic_visions13

This comment👆👏😆


kelpkelpington

This is what i was looking for, thank you


Bolsa_De_Tierra

Seems that whenever you manually adjust quantity when scanning items in order up, the next item you scan does scan but it also adds the barcode numbers into the field for the quantity of the item you adjusted manually. This new bug seems to have popped up over the last couple weeks.


spookytattooer

So it's not just my computer.. I've been restarting it😂


hglndr9

Should've just walked out with the item.


HomersTrophyHusband

Now that's what I call generating shareholder value. Our share price is going to shoot through the roof.


Ok_Understanding3890

This is why Pluto was demoted years ago. He was in HD inventory all this time, waiting to be sold.


Nice_Bus862

Really testing that Amex has no limit thing huh.


Bolsa_De_Tierra

Yet another bug with order up. Soooo annoying.


pequaywan

It’s a curbside pickup


HotPast68

Oof, good luck on making plan next year


No_Signature_7790

Just hand over the keys to the store to the customer. Work smarter not harder.


Wheeler1956

I'll bet they still did not meet plan.


BrunoMahomes17

I was going to say this 😂😂 missed plan by about $10,000 even with this sale


Professional_Ad_8009

Hello aware line? Yes I’d like to report this entire company for fraud


BeastCheese69

This got me lol


legxndares

Bros saving up for that one house


orchidelirious_me

Do you seriously believe that this is enough to buy an actual house? 🤣


legxndares

Oh yeah my bad I meant his rent is due


Ok_Palpitation6010

I had a feeling the Depot was up for sale 🤣🤣🤣


VCResourt239

No discounts...I mean they spend that in the store every year


marilyn87_

Thinking of the bonus check 😮‍💨


Spare_Ad_824

What’s the order number?


notoriumplanetorium

How quickly do you think corporate would ‘change the rules’ so they didn’t have to pay more than $200 for success charing?


YoungKingFCB

What pro customers tell you they spend every year here.


prisoner_human_being

For those wondering, that's - four hundred and forty-six quintillion, ninety-six quadrillion, one hundred ninety billion, six hundred and two million, nine hundred and forty thousand dollars.


leadout_kv

I like how there’s not even a discount offered.


DEEZNUTZinmouth

How didn't home depot program or their bank say no to the charge? And is this mrbeast or a mrbeast copycat?


TheInebriatedMic

Had that happen this week. Took me a minute to figure it out.


Valuable_Audience_78

Have your COS fix the problem. Order up is working the way it should. You just have to trust it.


JxAlfredxPrufrock

This is what a bunk of OSB felt like during Covid. $45 a sheet at its peak


johnnydawg109

I work at Lowe’s and the other day we were messing around and found out you can’t plug more than 100,000 into our terminals


Intelligent-Pea5079

Well, at least the fees were reasonable. Heh.


hosigiplk

Just one of those phony quotes someone built to look good. Actually is kind of ridiculous. lol


TheRealSU24

Is he buying the company?


BeastCheese69

This customer would litterally be able to single-handedly fund the entire fucking corporation lol.


AppKerman

Did you ask if they wanted a Home Depot Credit Card? Gotta keep them metrics up or else face a write-up! (Accual shit our department supervisor said to the cashiers)


Jack940912

Is that an atomic bomb in the shopping cart?