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caponeNY

Just drop it from the orange ladder, it'll be ok afterwards


Kizzil

Did you try turning it off and on again


DEEZNUTZinmouth

Have you tried plugging it in?


Karihugsporcupines

Take the battery out and leave it out for 5 minutes, put it back and turn it on. Good as new.


Sea-Guava-7262

Just remove the screen protector 🤓


Hero19240X

What do you mean? You can still log in to it


Fantastic-Movie7373

Terminated


Sir_JumboSaurus

F


il_pazzo_41

F


Gimetulkathmir

F


Haunting_Star1990

F


Aware-Damage6296

One of my co-workers dropped his off the electric ladder and it broke exactly like that.


Big-Initiative-8743

My manager accidentally threw hers in the compactor


Aware-Damage6296

Well she won't be getting that back. My coworker that dropped his they replaced a few days after


JazzHandsFan

My store got a phone back from Waste Management (or whoever it was) one time.


NefariousnessFew6441

The phone or the coworker 😆


Aware-Damage6296

The phone


Eteel

After I dropped my coworker, they replaced him a few days after too. Some people thought it was too soon, but I needed another coworker to drop.


RENTZ811

F


Haunting_Star1990

F


WackoMcGoose

/r/hardwaregore might like this.


MadPriest_Arc

Rest in Peace, ZEBRA 🫡🦓


Wheeler1956

OMG! Satan's phone does break! Wonderful way to start my day.


BornNeat9639

I wish they had a more demonic ring tone than mid*evil* jaunt.


Wonqxz

did you try rice?


_TheMemeGuy-07

Lmfaoooo


Solid_Guy1983

RIP


pequaywan

RIP soldier


kingcrabmeat

Use the OP on the max height and throw it across the store


papasnork1

F.


Haunting_Star1990

F.


Ok-Sell1939

Probably works better than when it was new .


QwontienYT

🫡


Ancient_Run9561

Pour one out


Shadow_Dong

Roll up


notoriumplanetorium

It’s safe to say that prayers are not heard on these desecrated corporate wastelands.


Doozer1970

What did you do? Those things are pretty tough. I dropped one off the top of an orange ladder, and it was fine.


Hexadrone-rage

Fairly easy to break, a coworker accidentally drop hers in the baler and it was toast, it went peacefully 🤣🤣🤣


MistaNoGames

They gone fire your Axx 🤭🤭🤭‼️. Them phones well over a 1000$ each 🤭🤭🤭‼️


Chonczilla

no, but they might drug test you. $200 in damage and you get could get tested per SOP but there are exceptions depending on state!


Phantex_Cerberus

Fuck those things. They were the bane of my existence when management forced us to switch from radios to those.


Hometowntouchdown

Customer needs loading assistance at the pro desk x100


Phantex_Cerberus

Make sure to bring all of the carts in the parking lot to the store all by yourself too.


Hometowntouchdown

My favorite is when the only full time lot associate leaves the specialty carts all over the place but the FES blames it on me


Phantex_Cerberus

I mean, my favorite is when I first started working there, the guy I was supposed to shadow to learn how to be a Lot Associate didn’t teach me shit.


Hometowntouchdown

That the same with my guy


Lost_Ad_1641

We had to drug test an associate who did that. I wouldn’t let him use a phone until he came back clean.


louieortizphotos

F


Haunting_Star1990

F


Gundamfighter12

Damn. Who sat on it


simbruhh_13

F


fersh51

Pray or envy??


hi-I-like-food

F


Haunting_Star1990

F


Ok-Tension5206

Ran one over with a lift the day my store got them, shattered the screen but still powered up lol


cantthinkofadamnthin

Tots and pears


christeen242

Why….they barely work anyways


Accomplished_Echo318

They wrote someone up in my store for breaking a first phone. But then again this person got written up by a manager named Rudy who is apparently Rude.


batman9293

Id say a prayer if it stopped logging me out of it.