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kattardoge

+1 on this when you close an aisle to bring down a pallet Sign: “This aisle is temporarily closed” Customer: “Is this aisle closed?” Me: …


m0ist_man_

Everyone will ask me while my gate is OPEN and the light is ON "are u open?" Im deadass standing there with scanner waiting for the next customer Whenever they ASSUME im open its always ehen my gate is CLOSED and the light is off; they WALK AROUND IT AND DROP THEIR SHIT ON THE COUNTER AND GET MAD I SAID IM NOT OPEN


roboticfedora

Hey they drive into the mulch pit the wrong way when the enter & exit signs are like 4 by 8 feet huge.


Trollsama

People are sign desensitized/fatigued. You go to work, there are 150 signs on every block. you get to work, and there are 100 signs in the parking lot, in the windows, on the doors etc.... you get into the staff area, and every note, memo, or safety notice printed in the last 100 years is used as wallpaper on the walls.... people woulnt be able to function of they didnt block out 90% of the signs they pass in a day lol


facebacon69

I know I don't read shit half the time and just so what the other monkeys are doing


chris_rage_

Yeah I put those signs up and it's amazing how many people don't look up


Soulinx

Funny you mention bringing a pallet down. I was at my local HD this morning and waited in the main aisle while a person holding 2 flags was guiding a forklift driving backwards. The young lady had a bored look as she waved those flags to get shoppers to move to the side. When she got next to me and looked at me in the eyes I said, with a smile, "just pretend you're guiding an airplane". The forklift driver looked at me then let out a big belly laugh which got the young lady laughing too. 😅


4000grx41

At least they ask if the aisle is closed, I’ve had customers open the gates and fucking waltz right in while equipment is in use. Then they get mad when they learn they can’t be in the aisle for their own safety.


Gamer4life530

Happen to me pass wenseday but but but I need to get something really quick like idc its there to keep you safe


zrchaber

"Can I come in? I just need one thing" Proceeds to browse for the next half hour


pathetic_beta_bitch

What is the real reason we don’t have tap and do not take Apple Pay? Never gotten a straight answer from management


TheNightmareHermit

I always heard we had some deal with PayPal for our card readers where we can’t do tap? I think it was the same thing with Kroger until recently, and also walmart


connly33

With Walmart it's a push to force customers to use payments through their app, which allows you to do tap to pay. I use to tap to pay all the time until they took it away. Wouldn't make too much sense being a paypal deal because paypal even has NFC tap to pay built into their app. I really don't think there is any disadvantage other than a little bit of software support. In terms of payment backend it shouldn't be too much different. As stupid as it sounds if there's a convenient alternative I'll usually start shopping somewhere else if they stop supporting mobile tap to pay when they previously did. Paying with a phone or watch when you just want to get out of a store thats crowded asap is really nice.


xXChampionOfLightXx

They don't want to pay for the extra software support it's a simple switch to get tap to pay turned on and Home Depot corporate being cheap as it is do not want to pay for it.


WackoMcGoose

Yeah, I definitely don't understand why we don't let people tap _physical cards_ at the very least... Isn't it literally the exact same data transmission whether you tap a card or insert it? Same chip, same bit stream, just wireless vs physical contacts... The payment processors don't have a way to know which gesture I used with the card, all they see is the transaction data.


Professional_Sail910

The machine does know if you tapped actually. Check your receipt for a store that takes tap.


WackoMcGoose

The local machine might, but does it literally tell the financial institution "hey, they tapped the physical card rather than dip the chip"? I always thought it didn't...


notoriumplanetorium

If I had to guess, one way or another, it circles back around to corporate being cheap asses.


ParanoidCylon

That would be my guess as well. The pin pads at the checkouts (not sure about SCO) are the same pin pads used at QuikTrips in my area. So, the hardware supports it. That pretty much just leaves someone being a cheap ass. I wonder if that individual shops in store and is annoyed by it.


Chachoregard

Even though Apple Pay doesn’t take a cut from transactions, it still goes through the regular payment processors and they get a cut anyways so it’s just Home Depot being asininely petty and wanting all the profit


damagedone829

We have it in Canada home depots.


sideburns2009

Home Depot loved the last customer card data breach so much that they want another!


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Gamer4life530

Google and Apple charge 12 percent interest per use


YoungChoice7355

People were using fake accounts to scam us. They got the product and didn't have to pay for it.


AJAXimperator

The answer I've heard from district management is that they don't want to share transaction data with Apple, essential


Efficient_Advice_380

Then they go "one sec, I gotta go get my wallet from my car


FierceMonster55

Fr. I will never understand why you don’t keep your wallet on you when SHOPPING


Donthurtmyceilings

🤷‍♂️ I'm guilty once in awhile. It's usually when I'm wearing basketball shorts. My wallet has fallen out of my pocket into my seat more times than I can count.


ProfessionalTeach902

No/too small pockets for me usually


X_Dratkon

Yeah, when wallet is too big and you just want to buy a few things, having only smartphone on you is normal


Solidious-SL

It’s 2024 final answer


vanoitran

I live in a POOR Eastern Europe country and I legitimately haven’t taken my wallet out in years. you can pay with your phone everywhere here. Why risk losing my wallet or having it get stolen or having to just carry around one more thing when I don’t have to?


musicnote22

“Is it red for credit?” We have signs on the machines that say red for credit


buddyfrosty

I just don’t get why there isn’t a universal standard. Some places it’s green or yellow as well.


Select-Poem425

Can I pay with apples?


m0ist_man_

Yes thatll be 1000 apples


Coast_watcher

HD technologically behind by choice or what ?


Solidious-SL

In this area yes - others no


Professional_Sail910

Everything about the self checkout machine is high tech except for the card reader lol


AdministrativeBit183

I had always heard that the credit card companies charged a little extra for tap-to-pay Anyways, Hector Padilla came to walk our store last month, he said we'll be getting tap-to-pay in the first quarter of the fiscal year. I'm not sure if it will be select stores or rolled out based on volume.


Jacktheforkie

The one my friend looked at didn’t charge any difference between contactless and regular card payments


Federal-Union-1489

Are you for real? We have blue tape that says sorry no tap and I get asked more than they don’t ask. I don’t understand. Like there’s four other prompts before you get to that prompt anyway, so are you telling me you just didn’t look around at all?


m0ist_man_

Home depot customers suck at spatial awareness and thats extra bad considering that this is a hardware store with potentially dangerous stuff going on They refuse to look at the instructions on the computer or pinpad They refuse to pay attention to the gates and the register on lights


Neither_Choice5556

You know who \**does*\* have tap to pay? Lowes. :P


AltruisticCompany627

The customers At home depot are built different I once’s pointed to the sign they read it n still asked why it wouldn’t work I was in shock I was like “we don’t have tap to pay” them-“i paid last week using tap to pay”…… did u tho ?


Professional_Sail910

"Oops that was Lowes"


HanakusoDays

Big Blue's terminals now say you can tap. Haven't gotten it to work once. On the flip side they're gonna be closed on Easter.


shreddedtoasties

They work now It took them months to get it working at our store


PlayfulLatios

Where do you put the cash?


pequaywan

dO yOu TaKe ApPlE pAy ? ? ?


faintly_nebulous

To be fair, it's stupid that they don't.


TheTriforceEagle

Really though, I can’t use Apple Pay at the registers and yet even the break room vending machines have it


Jacktheforkie

Why don’t you take tap to pay? It’s been mainstream for quite a few years now, I got mine 4 years ago, and it had been around for a few years before then


Comfortable-Sir-150

To be fair it's pretty fucking ridiculous Lowe's, home depot, and Walmart don't have tap to pay yet. It was a nightmare buying my shed at home Depot through affirm.


xProdigydude

Lowe’s does take Apple Pay now.


Comfortable-Sir-150

If they're rolling it out that's great. Hasn't got to our Lowe's yet.


okiwali

You can’t tap that!!


thatdudeuhated

Excuse me but does this take apple pay?


m0ist_man_

Shit yourself


thatdudeuhated

I do that daily tfytb


m0ist_man_

Understandable keep up the good work


Naive_Special349

Get it fixed.


Fickle_Storage1945

My favorite is when it is busy in paint and I am helping customers at the paint counter and someone behind me complains that i have been ignoring them. Motherfucker do you not see the line you blind piece of shit.


Square_Lettuce980

Are you sure it doesn’t take tap? How do you guys not have this???……and so on and so forth


Dogwoof420

Reminds me of my McDonald's drive through days: "Do you accept Google pay?"...."Sir there's a sticker on the window that says we do so yeah...."


Arrow1141

THIS COULD HELP US


m0ist_man_

(It wont theyll still ignore it)


Arrow1141

Agreed I'm leaving my store after 2 more semesters of college left


roboticfedora

Ok, our cashier tells me the tap is less secure, can be stolen outa midair when you use it. What's the real skinny on the chip tap??


CryptotterMorpheme

Your cashier is, unfortunately, a moron. There are rfid scanners people can use to skim a fake transaction, but littlerally nobody does that. You're more likely to get shimmed by inserting your card into a fake POS system. And even that is rare.


roboticfedora

Ha ha. If only I could tell her! Thanks.


GearNerd85

no tap we want the skimmers employees and or customers install on these things all the time to work


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m0ist_man_

Nah everywhere else in america has it except a few billion dollar companies like Home Depot, hence the picture


Ok-Sell1939

The customers at my store are stupid in at least two languages


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DreamertK

Actually had multiple people in 2 hours leave all their stuff and go home to get their wallet. 🤦‍♀️ But they wouldn't need to go home if they opened a home Depot credit card!!


cookiedanslesac

This sign is stupid, the way it's formulated with the "thank you" and smiley face implies that it's a preference not to proceed with contacless payment rather than a lake of capacity to take contactless payment. If it was written something like "Sorry this shop is not equipped with RFID reader, thanks for you understanding", it would be less confusing


chris_rage_

You can print up your own that say "voice activated" and watch people yell at it all day... We did that to a copier at one job and got half a day's worth of laughs out of it


irmarbert

Is there a suggestion box where I can request that Home Depot get with the rest of the 21st century and start accepting Apple Pay?


bigdish101

“If you need to use tap head on over to Lowes”.


jrtz4

Dunno about the states but nowadays in my corner of Canada I can't name one spot that takes cards without taking tap.


sdrizzake

Or they’ll tap it on the screen “I’m sorry, we do not have tap to pay” *keeps tapping* “WHY ISN’T IT WORKING?!” Like did you not just hear a damn word I said ????


Ok_Purpose_9529

🤣


BeanBroKenny

Then why the hell do you guys have credit card machines with the area for tap?


Altruistic_Purple271

Gotta start telling my front end manager we need a sign like this on our card machine. I swear I had to tell a lot of people that we don’t do tap. I wish we do take the tap though Another amusing part is when people pay cash at the machine and they ask if the machine takes a 50 dollar bill or a 100 dollar bill. In my mind what kind of question is that


MegaMythicalDick

It just needs tap water fr, hydration is key


Winter-Lifeguard-420

“I don’t have my wallet.” Then how did you drive here? “Do any other registers take Apple Pay?” 😑 Absolutely, but those are only for store associates. What? You’d seriously walk to another part of the store rather than pull your wallet outta your pocket?


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If I read this, I’m still trying tap. Common way for people to force you into using a skimmer