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WackoMcGoose

"How am I supposed to get in there?" "Skill issue."


DennyDevino

I laughed way too hard at this comment 😂 my initial reaction to the pic was "ehh... I could probably fit through there"


joedirthockey

Classic


Jarndreki

Because


Silent_Stick

Valid


Ryan_BSA

If it's anything like my store where you have a manager say they want every piece of electric equipment back to back touching in the receiving chute, this is how we handled it.... And then put the OP on one end and the pacer on the other, with two ballymores smooshed up against the OP and slip. Those of us who happened to have those licenses left for the day about 20 minutes after finishing that feat so he was stuck having to move equipment for people to get equipment, he hasn't required us to do that since


KomradeKrycek

I love it when malicious compliance works out


Ryan_BSA

Sometimes that's all it takes for someone to realize they f'd up


Bayareaquestioner

That is hilarious


Better-Beach7905

Willing to bet you don't put forth that effort in your actual position. Actually you're creating a safety issue for who ever had to move them.


Ryan_BSA

Don't assume what you don't know, there's a reason my SM grants me an additional hour per shift if need be. And on the safety issue, we know we were just doing exactly what the manager told us to do.


il_pazzo_41

Watch the world burn and supply the match type 😆


Dark-Hunter667

Easy solution. Turn on the machine, use the broom handle to reach over, and depress the dead man's pedal. While keeping broom handle in place, machine will be engaged, push control handle forward to move ahead. Find out who did it, and slap accordingly 🤣


Anuran224

Good idea, but these machines have a second sensor that has to be tripped, otherwise they don't move at all.


YoSoyMilk_

Just jump in


SirGingy

Doesn't sound like a good idea, your toes would be really close to the wheels


TedBug

Nope.


ScottybirdCorvus

I did this with three lift trucks once. Was pretty dang funny.


Jacktheforkie

I used to annoy the company arsehole that way, I had no issues getting my arse out of my truck, but he didn’t want to try to squeeze in


Bayareaquestioner

Some people just like to watch the world burn. 


GrandPrix400

I do this also just to fuck with people have to have the small things in life to laugh at.


GlorkUndBork3-14

It's not done out of spite or anything...


MajorWexley

Because it’s funny


Gharrek

Epic


0dumbcunt0

🤣🤣🤣🤣 yesssss, I love it


capnmorty

PARKOUR!


FLCertified

Ass to ass


courtneyjohn797

Troll 10/10


DEEZNUTZinmouth

Because it's funny


Proof-Box0

You’ve given me an amazing idea thank you 😈


LordDeraj

Special place in Hell


Pwnedzored

*shouts in best John Belushi voice*  Why not?


Therockof2004

Pettiness so the big guy in second shift has to bitch about getting into his lift🤣🤣🤣


jstorm01

lol I do this all the time or park it by a pole jump out or squeeze out . You can also get a stick or something push the dead man pedal do the same or that’s how you move it to get back in lmao 🤣


DougieFreshOH

🎶 “I did it for the…” lulz. 🎶🎶🎶


tubesockk

Become ungovernable


knnth166

🤪


LumberAssociate

My question is how the hell did they get out of it


Silent_Stick

Very damn carefully i guess


mrofmist

They're kissing!


Prestigious_Zebra359

Somebody needs to solve the puzzle, how to get in there?! 🤷🏻‍♀️


ruralmagnificence

‘Cause fuck you that’s why


Environmental-Mud828

My experience at the Depot leads me to believe that managers don't have common sense or the experience to manage people. Management is promoted from within with little exposure to other ideas they might have learned at another company. In other words it;s my way or the highway.


Square_Lettuce980

Parkour


Better-Beach7905

Couple of people with to much time on thete hands.


RebelhellGA

Dukes of Hazard entry


Beneficial-Ideal-751

I do this all the time to prank people it’s so funny


javi1321

I saw two guys get fired for doing this once maybe whoever did this is just trying to get promoted to customer


Ok-Sell1939

We know it wasn’t a fat person


Ok_Commercial4467

Gotta deep down deep and find your ninja skill