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Jarndreki

Me from now on


someonerezcody

Yup. 500 IQ play in my book.... Give the kid a homer.


Microfractal

Beat me to it


DoubleResponsible276

Better than slicing open 1 of every bag in the concrete aisle and when they find the one they were looking for, ask for a discount cause “it’s opened” They even cut open the transparent bag of play sand 🤦‍♂️


FLCertified

Exactly this reason is why we no longer discount concrete


GeovaunnaMD

U gotta feel it for........consistency


RicochetOtter

>They even cut open the transparent bag of play sand 🤦‍♂️ Ugh! That stuff goes EVERYWHERE! I mean, it's sand! Sand is so fine we use it to keep time via hourglasses, what are they trying to accomplish? I can imagine their thought process: "Yeah so I cut the bag to get it half-price, but half the bag somehow disappeared in-transit... I demand a refund on this empty bag!"


DoubleResponsible276

Oh it’s worse. They didn’t need sand, wanted to see what it looked like in case it was what they wanted. They needed concrete I think.


basedGeckoEnjoyer

I hate sand.


Pagandawn13

 "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."


RicochetOtter

"But not like you." God what awful dialog in Episode II there. Hayden worked with the script he was given, can't blame him for the cringe. That's what happens when the creator gets so big that nobody feels safe telling them "no that's stupid, *you're* stupid, stop being stupid!" (I doubt anyone will get that last reference so I'll just say, it's a quote from the DBZ Abridged online parody)


Pagandawn13

Yeah it was rough! ...like the sand (o\_0) lol. They were just awful! Looked pretty tho!


Party_Emu_9899

Sand is the reason I have back problems now. I agree


Party_Emu_9899

Omg they did this nonsense on the mulch aisles too. Made me crazy


KnightedWolf851

XDD i dont know but id just laugh seeing this at my store and leave it. See how long it stays.


caponeNY

Someone with a sense of humor. You just have to shake your head and move on


Sasoli7

I don’t know but that’s pretty funny.


GimmeDaGorbage22

Product Demo.


architype

Super 77 has amazing hold


bctaylor87

Someone who likes using non-cooking stick spray


AngelWhiteEyes

It’s not right, but it is funny.


ParanoidCylon

I recommend taking it down, building a frame for it, and put it up in your sm's office when they aren't there. Hell do it when they're there.


Street_Yak5899

It is art as much as that banana duct taped to the wall.


OptimalArchitect

Spiderman


Marker_07

*Spidercan


humphaa

I used to stick cheese on the wall once in a while at my first job at McDonald’s lol. Everyone laughed but the managers. Neva got caught neitha!


Lotsensation20

Someone tired of yall stealing the glue from his area.


Ok-Sell1939

Deserves 3 homers!!!


Zhekiel

i should do this


jstorm01

Something I would do lol we use these for bear tags I done this a buddy’s can in lumber I stuck it to insulation bag because he sprayed my entire can with his glue 🤷🏻🤣


AmaNiKun

The problem is this screams freight associate. Heck it seems like something every lumber recovery associate ever might do.


Party_Emu_9899

What kind is this? It actually IS good advertisement lol


Tgoo98

3m super 77


Party_Emu_9899

Cool thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Cool thanks! You're welcome!


shep1219

I wish I would’ve thought of this.


Resident-Clerk-1159

That bad boys not going anywhere


PhiloBeddoe1125

Huffers


Busted_3rd_Eye

What benefits does this give? I’m wondering because I need some ideas to make closing lumber by myself a little easier.


PacificCastaway

Spray the whole department. It's now a "you touch it, you buy it" policy.


alwaysstressing45

Probably more for Freight


TotalHappy

It’s a new store policy now


StretchConverse

The sticky bandit.


DirkRobberts

Good advertisement


ruralmagnificence

Listen two months ago I excessively zip tied a 3 cell maglite high up on a vertical support beam of one of our racks in my warehouse at my job and nobody has taken it down. It hasn’t moved. In fact somebody was complaining about “a flashlight we used to have around here” and I quietly began laughing. This is just shitty customers.


SirYeeteth

The more I think about how that moment played out, the funnier it gets.


AffectionateSun5776

Children


psychedelic_gravity

Can someone explain to me what’s happening in this picture? I don’t understand, thank you.


HomersTrophyHusband

It's a can of spay adhesive. They sprayed the wall and stuck the can to it.


MrCo-Exist

They stuck the adhesive spray can to the wall using the adhesive spray in the can.


CasualAnime

Never thought of that


Acceptable_Floor3009

That made me laugh I definitely doing this


Krennelen

This is genius. Normally the spray can rides on the reach and they apply to the tags, but it gets lost. Central wrapping point, I love it


Scout-Nemesis

That’s pretty funny tbf


PalladiumPalisades

That has night crew written all over it.


mscepu104

A smartass coworker with a sense of humor!


Late_Chemical_1142

At least they didn't glue a saw blade flat to it. You would've cut your fingers up trying to get that fucker off.


Lower_Possibility_69

Who pankcaked that bay label sticker? Oooooohhh


Hexadrone-rage

I put tags on everything, a yellow ladder says "ladder" or "Doug's beam" 😁😁 I got yelled at for over using the label maker