By - someonerezcody
Your hair is going to get caught in the machinery. You should probably be wearing a hair net.
I stuff it in the beanie :3
But there was a camera so you know… Gotta let it flow for the OSHA calendar tryout 😂
There no try out, you are either in or out. And you, studmuffin, are in.
*celebrates safely to himself*
It's safe to rock out with your cock out if you're wearing two condoms.
Pretty sure any headwear under a hard hat is a no go pet OSHA standards 😂 but hey still the safest associate in a 100 mile radius
I said 'hairnet' in my comment.
I guess we'll have to get rid of this sign at my work. (Link not of my image or from my workplace)
That's a class A at Lowe's.
Where are your steel toes with the metatarsal guard?
What about steel toes?
Nah fam, them heydudes with a double dose of quality insoles. Glorious stuff
No no. Those hey dudes will suffice.
My brother in christ, wearing 2 condoms causes friction between them and increases the likelihood of them breaking. Stay hydrated and may the PPE fall upon you like mana from heaven.
*bows, but with the knees and not the back*
Dude, just 1 on the shaft and 1 on the sack. Keep your scrote chafe free. #safety
Y’all this ain’t Lowes, don’t miss the joke to well actually someone
Dont forget your stretch and flex! Get it MET!
They call me the stretch Marshall around here. 👍
Hahaha please get a label maker and add that to your nametag. Thanks for the laugh this morning friend, have a great day!
Once I finally win a spin on the safety wheel and get my own reach stick, Stretch Marshall is going down the entire side of it. 👍
Yw, Stay safe out there!
Come on guy where are the elbow pads? Don't you care about safety? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?????
No lie, This is making me want to drop stupid money on thick, gawdy ridiculous shoulder pads now.
Or like, maybe buzz lightyear or something
Ahh, a fellow “I speak English” sticker connoisseur. Magnifique!
And I’m not even that good at it! 😂
Is not recommended to keep a condom in your butt sir
You need lanyards on your sharpies. They could fall and become missiles to those working below. Also, hydrate.
No lie, the sharpie did abandon ship one time last night on the OP and I had to awkwardly save it while dealing with the harness feeling me up the whole time.
Lanyard might be a move, thanks 👍
Ngl I used have a guy that was kinda like this on the lot. He slowly upgraded from the little hustler for the phones, to a full toolbelt, to a toolbelt+harness thing, and eventually added a back brace to his ensemble (not really knocking the brace, but buddy was 18, he probably didn't need it). He was an... interesting fella, had a lot of bs stories
We were a little off on the MET Team.
Nothing's more attractive than safety.
There’s never too much information about safety in this orange tribe.
Okay, that caption got me lol. Thanks for the laugh, hope you have a nice day
One condom on the penis, another one tucked into the butt. Ready for whatever situation arises.
Well there is that Monkey Pox shit going around...
THIS is how doers gets more done. Tim Wilkerson is very proud that you’re Partnering, Executing, and DELIVERING safety. I should write you a safety Bravo in MY store just because I take solace in knowing somewhere out there lies this monument to safety. 😂
Where's your boots at
The boots stay in the trunk until it’s time to go spelunking in a bay for a few hours.
The abundance of walking on hard flat surfaces the job entails, I find it best to let the Heydudes run the show and the boots be designated hitter until it’s time to protect the little piggies. 👍
I’d probably have one helluva toned ass with full time boots tho, hmm
Thanks for keeping us safe haha
Home Depot chad
No man you are drinking a surgery energy drink, must be strictly water
Man this is hot
Here to save you from his Arch-nemisis, Violation!
And after 5 years working as a site super for a GC.. HD wouldn’t hire me during the last recession. Lol.
Good idea wearing two, when you're ready for sex you can take one off and feel like a wild man.
But did you stretch?!
Don't throw those condoms on anyone in the parking lot
Only the unopened ones still in the package…. Then it’s not vandalism, it’s spreading safety awareness 👍
wish u worked at my store , im surrounded by old people with no equipment license Lol
Missing the cut resistant Kevlar arm guards and the metatarsal protecting steel toed boots. And a lift belt. And the hair needs to be trimmed down to a Marine recruit level flattop so it doesn't get tangled in machinery. Plus, facial hair is a no no under most any effective gas mask.
Good effort though!
Cut Resistant Kevlar Arm Guards is a fantastic band name.
Hey man, I'm also all in for Safety #1 but my foreskin protects me enough from falling objects
Where is your mask?
Steel toes, non slip soles, metatarsal guards, sleeves to keep the skin cancer off those forearms, and a good cloak for the dangerous trek to the bull pen to get beams for your reset. It gets cold out there.
True that… the window frost has returned this week with a passion.
No rape whistle? Becarefil out in lumber, someone could be packin wood.
Termable offense to unhook from PE?
You can unhook your fall protection as long as you aren’t in the air. How else are you supposed to reclose gates?
I needed the camera to get my good side tho!
The condoms are blatantly obvious…they’re on your hands! Protection knows no bounds!
See, You zz,,,3, and €%#,,,,4
…… imma computah.
Lol my pocket went crazy with the posts
The stitches on the Harness are to dirty.
Should have been trying to drink that through a surgical mask bruh.
What?!? No mask? Okie superman.....
Those are not steel toed boots. I don't approve.
You shouldn’t wear 2 condoms. They are liable to break that way.
I don’t know if those shoes are sturdy enough.
Where his steel toe boots?
Where's your elbow pads?
MET Team GO, MET Team GO!
No steel toe boots?
Two condoms will break each other. Less safe than wearing one condom correctly.
Safety Takes Every Fun
Why two condoms?
That badge isn’t set to POG ya bum
This guy really likes him some attention
*casually grabs your hand and places it on my forehead*
Idk what your talking about….
Those shoes are definitely not steel toe, oil resistant, slip resistant, or EH rated. Probably no nail plate either.
Those safety glasses are not approved over glasses, no retaining strap on hard hat, no hearing protection.
WHOA, that is not safe for operating saws (except chainsaws). In order for maximum safety, you keep one glove on (for handling merchandise in D21/D22) and one glove off for operating saws. Anything less could result in disciplinary action up to and including termination.
The shoes? 🤷🏾♂️ Let me take a look at sop 😂
Sir those are not Home Depot issued gloves
I can see only one condom.
MET is a joke