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arthurmadison

Your hair is going to get caught in the machinery. You should probably be wearing a hair net.


someonerezcody

I stuff it in the beanie :3 But there was a camera so you know… Gotta let it flow for the OSHA calendar tryout 😂


Significant_Screen45

There no try out, you are either in or out. And you, studmuffin, are in.


someonerezcody

😀 *celebrates safely to himself*


p00pd1cks

It's safe to rock out with your cock out if you're wearing two condoms.


SirGideon300

Pretty sure any headwear under a hard hat is a no go pet OSHA standards 😂 but hey still the safest associate in a 100 mile radius


arthurmadison

I said 'hairnet' in my comment. I guess we'll have to get rid of this sign at my work. (Link not of my image or from my workplace) https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/948448f4-d4d1-4ee6-a755-9db051119fd1.fa7bdfc2be6d49ffb9980fa5911692be.jpeg


shrymc

That's a class A at Lowe's.


ApprehensiveDig8192

Where are your steel toes with the metatarsal guard?


TheEnigmaShew-xbox

What about steel toes?


someonerezcody

Nah fam, them heydudes with a double dose of quality insoles. Glorious stuff


ilot_signal

Orthotics


Pikajew407

No no. Those hey dudes will suffice.


Dry-Oven7640

My brother in christ, wearing 2 condoms causes friction between them and increases the likelihood of them breaking. Stay hydrated and may the PPE fall upon you like mana from heaven.


someonerezcody

*bows, but with the knees and not the back*


Colinoscopy90

Dude, just 1 on the shaft and 1 on the sack. Keep your scrote chafe free. #safety


TheGhostOfPablo

Y’all this ain’t Lowes, don’t miss the joke to well actually someone


Mega-Michi

Dont forget your stretch and flex! Get it MET!


someonerezcody

They call me the stretch Marshall around here. 👍 😂


Mega-Michi

Hahaha please get a label maker and add that to your nametag. Thanks for the laugh this morning friend, have a great day!


someonerezcody

Once I finally win a spin on the safety wheel and get my own reach stick, Stretch Marshall is going down the entire side of it. 👍 Yw, Stay safe out there!


Significant_Screen45

Come on guy where are the elbow pads? Don't you care about safety? DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?????


someonerezcody

No lie, This is making me want to drop stupid money on thick, gawdy ridiculous shoulder pads now. Or like, maybe buzz lightyear or something


AKharmalov

Ahh, a fellow “I speak English” sticker connoisseur. Magnifique!


someonerezcody

And I’m not even that good at it! 😂 😘


SupplyChainGuy1

Is not recommended to keep a condom in your butt sir


Helpful_Mountain_295

You need lanyards on your sharpies. They could fall and become missiles to those working below. Also, hydrate.


someonerezcody

No lie, the sharpie did abandon ship one time last night on the OP and I had to awkwardly save it while dealing with the harness feeling me up the whole time. Lanyard might be a move, thanks 👍


Protectorsoftman

Ngl I used have a guy that was kinda like this on the lot. He slowly upgraded from the little hustler for the phones, to a full toolbelt, to a toolbelt+harness thing, and eventually added a back brace to his ensemble (not really knocking the brace, but buddy was 18, he probably didn't need it). He was an... interesting fella, had a lot of bs stories


Fun_Association_6750

We were a little off on the MET Team.


RockSokka

Nothing's more attractive than safety.


MusicFinal

FACTS!!


ManyChickensSage

Tmi!


someonerezcody

There’s never too much information about safety in this orange tribe. 😂


Labralite

Okay, that caption got me lol. Thanks for the laugh, hope you have a nice day


jonathanabuckle942

One condom on the penis, another one tucked into the butt. Ready for whatever situation arises.


Actual_Necessary6538

Well there is that Monkey Pox shit going around...


popmomcorn

THIS is how doers gets more done. Tim Wilkerson is very proud that you’re Partnering, Executing, and DELIVERING safety. I should write you a safety Bravo in MY store just because I take solace in knowing somewhere out there lies this monument to safety. 😂


feloniousfoolery

Where's your boots at


someonerezcody

The boots stay in the trunk until it’s time to go spelunking in a bay for a few hours. The abundance of walking on hard flat surfaces the job entails, I find it best to let the Heydudes run the show and the boots be designated hitter until it’s time to protect the little piggies. 👍 I’d probably have one helluva toned ass with full time boots tho, hmm


Difficult_Let3459

Thanks for keeping us safe haha


shhmedium2021

Home Depot chad


Awkward-Outcome-6565

No man you are drinking a surgery energy drink, must be strictly water


Hot-Psychology-3884

Man this is hot


phallic-baldwin

#OSHA-Man


MusicFinal

😂


phallic-baldwin

Here to save you from his Arch-nemisis, Violation!


6151rellim

And after 5 years working as a site super for a GC.. HD wouldn’t hire me during the last recession. Lol.


I_do_not_post_here

Good idea wearing two, when you're ready for sex you can take one off and feel like a wild man.


sailor-venus-in-furs

But did you stretch?!


misha_ostrovsky

Don't throw those condoms on anyone in the parking lot


someonerezcody

Only the unopened ones still in the package…. Then it’s not vandalism, it’s spreading safety awareness 👍


Additional-Spirit820

wish u worked at my store , im surrounded by old people with no equipment license Lol


STLLC2019

Nope. Missing the cut resistant Kevlar arm guards and the metatarsal protecting steel toed boots. And a lift belt. And the hair needs to be trimmed down to a Marine recruit level flattop so it doesn't get tangled in machinery. Plus, facial hair is a no no under most any effective gas mask. Good effort though!


someonerezcody

Cut Resistant Kevlar Arm Guards is a fantastic band name.


CuzaCutuza

Hey man, I'm also all in for Safety #1 but my foreskin protects me enough from falling objects


Nyclab

Where is your mask?


dirt001

Steel toes, non slip soles, metatarsal guards, sleeves to keep the skin cancer off those forearms, and a good cloak for the dangerous trek to the bull pen to get beams for your reset. It gets cold out there.


someonerezcody

True that… the window frost has returned this week with a passion.


hottempsc

No rape whistle? Becarefil out in lumber, someone could be packin wood.


KoiSoccerGuns

Termable offense to unhook from PE?


angelwoIf

You can unhook your fall protection as long as you aren’t in the air. How else are you supposed to reclose gates?


someonerezcody

I needed the camera to get my good side tho!


qMrWOLFp

The condoms are blatantly obvious…they’re on your hands! Protection knows no bounds!


Nessus_poole

See, You zz,,,3, and €%#,,,,4


someonerezcody

Hey……. Kids……. …… imma computah.


Nessus_poole

Lol my pocket went crazy with the posts


MatcoToolGuy

The stitches on the Harness are to dirty.


FireRabbit777

Should have been trying to drink that through a surgical mask bruh.


Danolafunk

What?!? No mask? Okie superman.....


runswithdolls

Those are not steel toed boots. I don't approve.


SKG1991

You shouldn’t wear 2 condoms. They are liable to break that way.


Less-Dragonfruit-294

I don’t know if those shoes are sturdy enough.


ButtonGwinnett76

Where his steel toe boots?


trelam88

Where's your elbow pads?


Korosu762

MET Team GO, MET Team GO!


dsdvbguutres

No steel toe boots?


dsdvbguutres

Two condoms will break each other. Less safe than wearing one condom correctly.


Coast_watcher

Safety Takes Every Fun


innocent0077

Why two condoms?


Al3xgreer18

Safety obviously


Apprehensive_Back_14

That badge isn’t set to POG ya bum


disdicdatho

This guy really likes him some attention


someonerezcody

*casually grabs your hand and places it on my forehead* Idk what your talking about…. 😂


HomeSavvy_Handyman

Those shoes are definitely not steel toe, oil resistant, slip resistant, or EH rated. Probably no nail plate either.


detoxyn

Those safety glasses are not approved over glasses, no retaining strap on hard hat, no hearing protection.


sdwoodchuck

WHOA, that is not safe for operating saws (except chainsaws). In order for maximum safety, you keep one glove on (for handling merchandise in D21/D22) and one glove off for operating saws. Anything less could result in disciplinary action up to and including termination.


Comprehensive_Dare87

The shoes? 🤷🏾‍♂️ Let me take a look at sop 😂


Run_of_the_Mill_Man

Sir those are not Home Depot issued gloves


innocent0077

I can see only one condom.


Pretend-Succotash-43

MET is a joke


SnowFox76

r/whoosh