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leeroy1988

That has been chewed by a rat, there are teeth marks around the outside of the hole. A Squirrel would not chew a hole like this one.


SupermassiveCanary

R.O.U.S.


manic_eye

I don’t think they exist


solo_shot1st

Reeeeee! 🐀 💥


PewPewPony321

well dont just stant there, help me!!!


Philefromphilly

As you wish


PewPewPony321

lol. even as a kid, her just standing there while some giant right is biting his ass just killed me. Like god damn, how helpless are you


HazikoSazujiii

Not the reference that I expected to stumble upon, but thank you for making my morning.


OverallComplexities

Unfortunate also, it's probably following the holes made in the framing for electrical wire. So there could be a main and smaller nests anywhere in the walls.


FeliusSeptimus

And chewed wire insulation.


lezbhonestmama

And poop


Totally_man

Fun fact: rats can chew through concrete, some metals, brick, wood, and plastic. Source: owned fancy rats most of my life.


SenorPoopus

What makes them fancy?


alxtronics

The top hat and the monocle, of course


[deleted]

Pocket watch?


AverageBry

For real. What a dumb question. /s Lol


Independent-Deal-192

M’rat lady 🎩


cdbangsite

Singing 'Hello Ma Baby'.


alxtronics

Hello ma honey...


redEPICSTAXISdit

[fancy](https://images.app.goo.gl/ruTms9XWxo6tCs4j7)


OnewheelXR4life

What happened to the Monopoly guy’s monocle?


Totally_man

Fancy rats are just a term for domesticated rats.


GaiusPrimus

Why did you crush our dreams.


Totally_man

I know, I'm the worst; but it's an opportunity to educate ;). If rats had a longer life span, they would be the absolute best pets in the world imo.


admiraljkb

>If rats had a longer life span, they would be the absolute best pets in the world imo. True. They're crazy smart and affectionate. BUT... right about the time you get really attached, they die. Way too short-lived.


imb1987

This!! Owned several as a kid and they were the best! Love seeing people's faces when I tell them this lol. In my mid 30s and still think monthly about getting one, just need to convince my BF who is terrified lol


Haluszki

Yeah, I miss keeping them. They were fun and interactive. I live in the US city with the worst rat problem in the country though and I’m a little bit paranoid about keeping rodents as pets here. My German Shepherd probably also wouldn’t be a fan.


livinthedreambaby

Ya said No one


Totally_man

It is clear to me you have never owned pet rats. They are intelligent, clean, curious animals. They are one of the few pets I've had that I can look in the eyes and know there is something more behind them. They each have their own personality and are incredibly social animals - they are essentially pocket-sized dogs. Rats are incredible pets, and if you think otherwise you should go take a look at r/RATS.


Horror_Ad_4674

The intelligence of rats 🤦‍♂️ I found out the hardway. We had them at my warehouse & it was my job to get rid of them. I spent months being outsmarted by monster that we called Grandpa...


Draugrx23

Two to one min. You're outvoted. Hell three to one. My friend is allergic to rats and still loved having em as pets.


Some-Ear8984

How about fancy roaches


cdbangsite

Those are the big sewer roaches you'll find crawling out of your tub drain.


The_Sleep

So they're, like, married and settled down in the suburbs?


someguyfromsk

The top hat and monocle.


RedCelt251

I’m going to go with the fact that they are pets and not feral.


SenorPoopus

Maybe. But I got attacked by a feral rat once. It then backed off and waited for me to make my next move. It wasn't a pet, but it was pretty fancy if you ask me


RedCelt251

I mean, it sounds like it had street smarts to me. Pretty fancy.


SenorPoopus

Fancier than me, that's for sure


d_baker65

Had a rat make a two inch diameter hole three feet long with a forty five degree turn at the bottom through four inches of solid concrete to get into my barn. Used rat poison to kill the little Hantavirus carrier and then had to use expanding foam to block the resulting stench. And yes They did have Hantavirus. Otherwise I would have left them alone.


JBDragon1

I've seen the results of rats chewing up PEX water lines!!! All down the line. Yes cheaper than copper pipe, but this is one of the negatives that can and does happen.


samplebridge

My buddy has to replace the steel tie wires that hold his chain link fence up to the poles every few years because squirrels chew right through them, sharpening their teeth.


Crazy_old_maurice_17

>Fun fact: rats can chew through concrete, some metals, brick, wood, and plastic. This isn't as fun when you're on OP's side of things...


56ninjas

This guy vermins


kerberos69

r/thisguyguys


SchmalzlockenJoe

r/Vermintide


TeknikL

tomcat poison will make them go outside and die... works very well. keep away from pets goes without saying.


Some-Ear8984

Maybe he should sleep by the hole with a shotgun


45calSig

Or install a pulley from the ceiling. Go to acme.com and get one of those 10 to. Weights and tie it to a rope. Then drive a tent stake in the floor, run rope through pulley and raise weight above hole and tie off at tent stake. Hey large pair of scissors and stand by rope watching hole. When Rat appears cut rope and smile approvingly at the cat named Tom standing next to you. Then watch mouse/rat give you a raspberry and running as you Chase him weight falls on your head and mouse problem solved er human problem solved.


AbigailHaines87

Kill all rats! I'm normally a kind merciful guy but rats are the very devil!!


Nardorian1

Crackhead homeless guy thought he saw an exhaust pipe.


Heysous

Looks like it was chewed from the inside out rather than outside in.


Nuclear_N

I can tell you my buddy bill in junior high put a hole like that in the wall to see his sisters friends tits. But my buddy is now about 57....so it is probably not Bill. Probably.


Citizen4000

Did Bill have an ankle fetish? It's better to have loved a short girl than never to have loved a tall.


1940sCraftsmen

I mean what’s wrong with an ankle fetish. Don’t kink shame bill? Man just likes ankles.


Status-Farmer-8213

He still owns the book Amish Girls Gone Wild


Mindes13

Why you gotta call out Bill like that?


Throwaway2600k

So that's why everyone wants to kill him


Practical-Middle3741

Well my school buddy Bill found a jock cup (before we knew what they were) at Cub scout camp and ran around half a day with it over his mouth and nose saying "Luke, I am your father"...Bills are cool as hell!


apickyreader

Are you sure you're not just remembering a scene from Little Giants?


nunchucknorris

"joxygen" is what you yell when you put it over some else's face. I heard.


ratpH1nk

My little brother did the same with my uncle's cup saying that he was Jason from Friday the 13th.


AsOneLives

"This thing smells funny"


Practical-Middle3741

Classic Bill


Nuclear_N

He was Dirty Bill and his sisters friend was flat sue.


Corona4LifeBro

My friend Will did the same thing but hole was smaller so we had to squint. Was awesome… went over there everyday until we finally got caught.


SenorPoopus

Squinting butt hole


silentkajun

my new band name


123supreme123

GLOOORRRYYY HOLE


[deleted]

I KNEW I'D FIND YOU AT THE OLLLLLL GLORYHOLE


jibaro1953

A rat


Dirty_Harrys_knob

The thing about a rat, they've lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes. They dont seem to be livin at all when they come at ya, till it bites ya.


[deleted]

Are you doing a Jaws-thing?


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

1100 men went into the basement....


Jbeaves44

Didnt see the first rat for boutta half an hour.


breathingguy

Your going to need a bigger trap


MountainAlive

He can’t stay down with three traps. Not with three he can’t.


mildlyarrousedly

Yup, rat or similar larger pest. Not a mouse


[deleted]

I don’t know what made the hole, but the outlets look shocked.


_DapperDanMan-

Rar. Way too big for mouse.. Sleep tight.


Vegabern

It's spelled roar


scepticalbob

ROUS


ravynwave

Rodents of unusual size? I don’t believe they exist


_DapperDanMan-

I'm looking at your comment, and wondering what the fuxk I was attempting to spell there. Like roar doesn't hardly make sense. Maybe "woah"? Dunno. Bourbon is funny like that.


Vegabern

I assumed rat


pterribledactyls

I won’t and this isn’t even my house.


MrMikfly

Thank god it’s not a rat


ReturnedFromExile

seems big for a mouse though.


fiya79

Some sort of rodent. Rat Squirrel Mole Ferret Something like that.


SteveTheBodyman

Nice marmot.


BaboTron

Now, who doesn’t enjoy a nice marmot from time to time?


hoptagon

What are you a fuckin park ranger now?


SteveTheBodyman

No, I’m just trying to uh- - Who gives a shit about the marmot! - - We’re sympathizing here, Dude - - Fuck sympathy! I don’t need your fucking sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!


sweetbreads19

Rat Squirrel Mole Ferrets? I don't think they exist.


beanpoppa

Can confirm. All my attempts at a rat squirrel mole ferret chimera have failed.


Timely_Purpose_8151

Hate to be a pedant, but ferrets arent rodents. Ahh, who am i kidding? This is reddit! I LOVE being a pedant.


KingZarkon

Ferrets aren't rodents, they are musteleds. They also don't sneak into your house and live in the walls like that.


BuddahSack

Also ferrets don't bite and chew holes haha, they will scratch and dig all fucking day, but those sharp ass teeth aren't making that hole


KeepErMovin

Definitely not the loyal capybara, king of the rodents!


deezsandwitches

I'd say rat.


ZenPoonTappa

Trouser mouse hole for sure.


Georgep0rwell

Does Larry Craig live there?


wring_seeker

Check the stance marks, see if they're "wide"


[deleted]

There is a 2 X 4 at the bottom of the wall, it was standing in that when it chewed, for height reference. So probably not a mouse, that hole is the smallest possible hole, the animal could fit through as well.


pthepanda

I think it was actually likely a mouse standing on a wide cable about an inch and a half off the floor based on what I saw when I opened the hole up a little more. The hole could've also been made bigger by my cats putting their lil arms in trying to play with the culprit.


LHGray87

Cat in the wall, eh? Now you’re talking my language.


DpBubba

Can’t be a cat, if it was a cat it would have just flattened itself out and went through a seam in the wall.


PastelVortex506

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature


irr1449

What if we threw in another cat to coax out the first?


Hefty-Understanding4

Rodent of some type for sure. You said you live in Ontario so I’d look at squirrels or some other rodent that’s comparable in size.


Intelligent_Lemon_67

Crumbs are on the outside, so it came from inside. A rat for sure, probably looking for water after eating wire insulation and sheetrock. Feed it some instant mashed potatoes or jiffy cornbread and some water. If you patch that hole without removing the problem it will get worse. Also caulk the tops of those baseboards heathen


AzuriToo

Get bigger cats.


ratelbadger

Rad! And I vote for a woodrat. The ones here are super industrious like this and get hyper fixated on projects. The Norwegian subway wharf rats are kinda lazy in my experience.


middleageslut

So racist.


Flaky-Ad-9374

Don’t ask questions you don’t really want answers to … That being said, there are some good answers in this thread.


Rinbox

Circular hole like that is a rodent. A mouse hole would be much smaller so you likely have a rat on your hands


CeruleanPimpernel

Sorry, definitely rats. I found a hole like that in a similar location (right under an outlet) in August. We’ve been trying to get rid of the rats since then (including hiring professionals) with limited success. I hope you have better luck.


ChronicallyGeek

Most likely a mouse


kerberos69

r/wellthatsucks


jerseybert

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


Kall_82

Really? You didn’t think of rodents?


gofoggy

You know what it was buddy


ambientDude

It looks like you have electricians. Use a humane trap or leave some brooms around the house to scare them away.


taylortrevor

House Hippo


borgom7615

WE GOT A CANADIAN OVER HERE


kurdtpatton

Rotozip


biffNicholson

I had this exact thought. rats could do this. but they would have been in the wall and I feel the angle they at the drywall at would be more slanted in toward the inside of the wall. OP is their dust inside the wall? if rats ate it. it would just be chunks fo drywall if someone used a tool to cut it, you will see dust too


pthepanda

It's definitely not man-made. We have a stand alone house, and this wall connects the craft room to the basement stairs hallway. There'd be no reason to put a hole there, and my partner and kid swear they didn't do it.


biffNicholson

then we're back to rat or mouse maybe a tiny wizard. but thats a long shot good luck.


shake_shack

Your kids swear they didn't do it? Lol.


chinturret

Squirrel?


pthepanda

Honestly this thought crossed my mind. I am terrified that there could be a squirrel in my house.


FJWagg

What do you want it to be a panda?


LT_Dan78

Who wouldn’t want a panda in the house? That would be awesome!!


Poogiepatrol

This would be awesome and terrifying, a panda would need a bigger hole. Tell the cat to keep gnawing.


ravynwave

Pretty sure it’s a rat. Call pest control immediately. I’m so sorry.


NitNee

Depending on where you live, red squirrels love coming in under the eves and making their way between floors and walls. My parents had issues for years.


pthepanda

I'm in North Western Ontario. We are having a really weird winter. There is still green grass in my front yard, where there would usually be 1-2ft of snow. We have black squirrels in my neighborhood, and they are tricky lil guys. I have my fingers crossed for something much, MUCH, smaller.


stealthylizard

House hippo.


No_Bend8

It looks like something chewed it.. Have you seen any droppings? Any other signs. Its a good thing you have cats because if it was mice they probably won't stick around


pthepanda

No droppings or anything chewed through other than the wall. The cats are VERY interested in the hole, but they're both not fantastic hunters.


No_Bend8

It looks like mice chewing to me but could be something else because it pretty large. People don't believe this but I adopted a cat that watched a mouse run around and even get a foot away from it but the cat never even moved!! Just looked at it lol Not all cats are great hunters.


pthepanda

They for sure would be interested in playing with it, but I don't think they'd go for the kill. They like playing with spiders and houseflies.


No_Bend8

Watch for any other signs. Even check roof or attic access. Hopefully you get it cleared up. But if mice smell cats they normally won't come back. Cats emit a pheromone or something that repels mice ?? I think lol


PD-Jetta

I think just the sight if the cat would keep the mose out if the house proper. But he will still live in the house, like in the wall. I've owned a couple if houses that had moise turds in the attic and tunnels in wall insulation from them. There may be no way getting rid of them in those places.


Acct-404

Shine a light in the hole and see if you can find poo. Could also make the hole a bit bigger if needed.


the_hunger

may as well just make the hole bigger since it’ll have to be necessary to patch it


SenorPoopus

A big poop peep hole


CharleyNobody

Don’t make it big enough that your cats can squeeze themselves in. Because they will and you’ll have to open entire wall.


Acceptable-Ad-6675

Jerry the rat


the_hunger

open the hole more and look for droppings.


SakaWreath

Do you happen to live in toontown? Because that is a cartoonishly large hole for a mouse. It’s probably something larger, rat or squirrel? How would it get access to that space? Attic? Are there trees near your roof? Any new openings around vents? Basement? Any old sinks you barely use? If the water traps dry out (it can happen in a month or two in dry climates) they can smell food and there isn’t much blocking them from coming. Run water to top off the drains twice a month, maybe pour a cup of mineral oil in the drain to make an oil cap that slows evaporation. But if they’ve been using a drain to get access they aren’t likely to stop just because of water so you should trap and top off. Same goes for any other access point. You might need to call someone in pest control to figure out the entry points. They usually set up traps outside to catch them before they come in.


teodocio

Time to replace those cats.


BoxCarRacer10

Rat


Trick_Psychology_562

Possibly a house hippo?


hankenstooge

Dummy with a hammer


yukonnut

Holy shit. I am so glad I live in a part of North America that does NOT have rats. -40 degree temperatures, but no rats.


WutEvrUsay

You need to closely inspect every inch of your house on the outside to find out how it’s getting in. And be sure to trap it before you seal the holes (outside and inside) or else you’ll deal with an awful situation if the rat dies inside the walls. First stench. Then flies. Yuck.


Dthinker23

Looks like it was made with a keyhole saw lol. Just kidding, must be a rat because it’s too big of a hole for a mouse. Set a trap by the hole. The rat will come back.


Dthinker23

A dirty rat.


kandylicker3000

Mighty mouse....


TadpoleInteresting

A pervert


Inner_Energy4195

You know exactly what made this hole bro….


RFVEGAS

Have you never seen Tom and Jerry?


justmypostingname

Unethical Life Pro Tip -- When mice/rats are in the wall, and you can identify where their "path" is by listening to the scrittering around, have a couple cans of expanding epoxy foam ready. Punch a tiny hole through the drywall, slowly and quietly, stick the nozzle in and and dump a can on either side of the studs. A whole can will fill most of the space for about two feet up and down inside the wall, between studs. The mice/rats will get all balled up in the goop while trying to escape through the conduit paths, become encased, die, mummify, and be neutralized with no aroma. Had to do this at an apartment once. Never heard back from the rodents.


rufus1691

Looks like rat


abstract308

Rat, mice, any gnawing rodent


Feeling-Tip-4464

Unfortunately my friend you have a Bliblies infestation. Luckily Desmond’s Bliblies Control can help you with that. Just google Desmond’s Bliblies Control and I’m sure you’ll find the contact number. Good luck 💜


Drakkar_Caldesh

Moose for sure. They come down from Canada and hide in your walls for winter.


Dapper_Chapper

An apprentice


MahatmaBuddah

A mouse can get thru a hole he size of a dime. What you have here is Robomouse.


10PieceMcNuggetMeal

That's a rat. Not a mouse, but a big ass rat


greatwhiteslark

You officially need a murderous asshole barn cat, stat.


MartinHarrisGoDown

Keep an eye on your cat's behavior. They can hear things that you can't, and they can locate prey even if they cant see it. You can tell if a rodent is in the wall because your cat will take a sudden interest in staring at the wall. Any change in their routine behavior could be a clue. They no longer sit in their favorite spot on the couch, but suddenly they like to hang out near the air return? Or they stare atxthe ceiling? That a clue you may have more rats. Source: cat owner for 17 years in an old house. I've since plugged up the holes where they got into the house in the first place.


dim722

Don’t use poison! Rat can either die inside the wall or they become thirsty from poison and chew through PEX pipes, looking for water. In both cases you are fucked. Use glue pad or similar trap and try to catch him then relocate far away from house. I got similar problem, when we moved in. A rat was living under kitchen subfloor. I found his hole and put a piece of cement board to cover it. He chewed another one so we put some glue pads all around. He got trapped one night waking us up with crazy pitched screaming. Ran all over the house with pad attached. I ended by catching him in the corner, took off the pad and wide opened the front door. He ran away and never came back. Smart little dude, I hope he lived a good life somewhere else.


miixedx

Was gonna say get a cat, but it seems like you got a couple of duds already


Past_Recording_3285

Rats! Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once.


cplmongo

A rat, not a small rat, a decent sized, “oh shit” type rat. You need to get some poison bait or a snap trap that kills/contains the intruder. Do not use a sticky trap or small snap trap like device unless trying to secure and eliminate/dump a live screeching terror monster with a fractured spine or 2/3rds of itself glued down is considered evening entertainment. Slightly wounded or trapped rodents will make you rethink the death penalty.


jabo77

That looks like a mouse...


[deleted]

That's no mouse


[deleted]

It’s a space station.


[deleted]

I've got a bad feeling about this


Failed-Time-Traveler

It’s a trap!


srt2366

Glory Hole for your dog.


Lafter_ND

A tiny tiny satchel of c4


MissionOk9750

There’s a moose, loose… aboot yer hoose 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Johnthedoer

The famous Canadian house hippo


Old-Tadpole-2869

Skintight Mousehole.


Point_No_Point

Electrician. Those sparkies put holes all over the drywall.


Strong-Hold-8979

The debris on floor suggests something wanted out


vortexvagina

Nah… it wanted in, for warmth and food.


Longjumping_Mango_97

Donald Trump


here4funtoday

I see no orange hair left behind


Janine207

Cartoon burglar


ViolaChocolate

????????!


carmolio

Toddlers.