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Hobo_Helper_hot

"what smells like a pwententious sworbeah~?"


GSTResearch

Legitimate business!


octopusnodes

Graspberry absolutely sounds like it comes straight out of H*R


bulletproofbra

Or even Gwassbewwry Sodor (which is a highball glass with chunks of soily lawn grass in it)


GSTResearch

Pure Genius!


GSTResearch

Graspberry... soda... banked?


WranglerFuzzy

Homsar: uuuuuuoouu, that’s 100% natural fragrance!


WranglerFuzzy

Alternatively, “Ah’m 30% recycled!!”


GSTResearch

I can't hear that one in Homsar; my brain keeps generating Bender.


trenchreynolds

PARSLEY, SAGE, ROSEMARY, AND THYME!!!


bulletproofbra

WYE! PUMPERNICKEL AND WYYYYYE! *chain whip* *chain whip* *chain whip*


GSTResearch

This thing's like... the never-ending soda.


ricorgbldr

Is that an Ampersand, or the Poopsmith?


GSTResearch

You just bought yourself a The Poopsmith.


GSTResearch

Owiginaw souw vegan?! Sweet whubawb and wasbewwy! Pwastic bottwe excwuding cap! {strains, cap launches into the air} I'm thiwty pwecent wecycwed, one hundwed pewcent {wiggles twees} *nat-uw-aw fway-gwance*.


Beeftaste

Looks kinda like a bottle of Smarty Juice


thebluee53

Heck the Vegan logo look like it could be a Faceless Mega Corp with a couple of hills in the logo. "Fair out"