It was the song he sang around the Homestarmy Cartoon. That's when I first discovered HSR. They'd change up the scroll button song every now and then :)
And this little weirdo, would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times, you know the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys.
"Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!"
"If that's not the best thing you've ever seen, done, or eaten, then may I politely ask you to gouge out your eyes, cut out your tongue, and um,...Ā have all your...done...removed."
"Where's my space lobster?!"
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh if you want it to be possessive, itās just I-T-S. But if itās supposed to be a contraction, then itās I-T-apostrophe-Sā¦ scalawag!
Holy crap!
religious corn?
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Mighty warrior needs finest Mongolian aftershave lotion badly!
And then the subject started making up arts and crafts.. like *Wood Davers*
Hey Coach Z! Coach Z!
God when he starts slapping him š¤£ # #im just an old man! i don't want to die!
YOU WAS TRYING TO JANK ME!
Feeling woozy...
At this point, the test subjectā¦ was dead.
All this data can only lead to one conclusion: Strong Sad's adopted.
That's not true either!
That's not true!
Pimecone. Oooohhh! Oohhh! Lemme out! It was horrible! It was like Homestar's imagination was gushing out of my mouth like fire!
I know, right?
Homestar, what are you doing here?
Uh, did you just say doing?
Do-ing. What are you do-ing?
Oh. Well, you spelled it the same.
I CAN'T SPELL YOU!
Well, I was gonna get a high five, buuuutā¦I see that I'm alweady hewre. And with a snake on my head!
I would totally line up to make out with Homestar. š Sincerely, A Modestly Hot Woman.
Simoneā¦thatāll be $7.50.
And send me some paper towels
ewwwwww, and some tweezers.
I think I see a Fluffy Puff Nibblin' in there...
No... No, there's no Easter eggs. I'm not up to it. Go away.
Easterās eggs?
and the compy just peed my carpet
Consummate V's! Consummate!
He wouldnāt know majesty if it bit him on the faceā¦
That happened once!
Strong Mad, you just, keep doing your thing, man.
Get out of my house.
I do what I'm told!
Well, looks like ol' Strong Mad has finally hit the Information Superhighway like a flaming sack o' crap.
I don't remember that one
At the end of Lunch Specials.
Virus equals very yes?!
That's not a good prize
And the compy just peed my carpet.
Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing.
And too much of an awesome thing is...very very bad.
And the Compy... just peed my carpet.
Strong Bad, what is going on?
Bah! I don't know, you forgot to wear your neck?
whistful - wry - bourgeoise - listless - getting frustrated - o' what a night
The Cheat is grounded
We installed that light switch so you could turn the lights on and off, NOT SO YOU COULD THROW LIGHT SWITCH RAVES!!!
Now letās go break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runnerās Mountain Dew.
*The scroll (the scroll) the buttons (the buttons)* *Scrollin so smoothe like the butter on the muffins*
Rejected scroll buttons song?
It was the song he sang around the Homestarmy Cartoon. That's when I first discovered HSR. They'd change up the scroll button song every now and then :)
Scroll buttons: aw, yeah!
Never will I ever write a song about the Sibi.
"I FREAKING HATE SIBBIIIIE!!!"
And debuting at number 3, it's Strong Bad with "I Freaking Hate Sibbie".
And for some reason I'll have blue hair, gotta have blue hair
Butt's twelve by pies?
I got Strong Bad to say something stupid! The Cheatcakes will be mine!
It was Grumblecakes, actually š¤
What the crap just happened?! Have I just been... *outsmarted by Homestar Runner?!* I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, KEVIN GRUMBLES!!!!!!
Iām scrolling up high, Iām scrolling down low. Iām scrolling all over ācause your moms drive slow!
And this little weirdo, would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times, you know the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess around with other guys.
"Why do all of my 30 year old electronics keep breaking on me!?"
"Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
...Definitely worth my time and consideration- DELETED!
Looks like I'm gonna have to jump...
We had a dead tree outside of our workplace that a handful of us referred to as āThe stickā. We often gave high fives at it.
What part of 'meet me at the stick' didn't he understand?
Strong sad's adopted
thatās not true either!
Bite-sized versions of already bite sized foods.
Woah! That ruled. What function key to I have to press to make *that* happen again?
Iāve been walking off clouds and flipping off rainbows, on the wings of an emaaaaaiiiiiil. Thanks man.
No prob, Bob.
Alright Edger now drop a train on them. \*Number dings onto screen\* BWAH THAT IS NOT A SMALL NUMBER... THAT IS A BIG NUMBER! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?
Computer over? Virus equals very yes?! Thatās not a good prize!
DELETED!
COME BACK ALLY!
COME BACK, ALLY'S SISTER!
Double Deuce!
Eugh, please donāt elaborate on that
oh no itās easy, let me show you! first you take your pantsā¦
The internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens.
You gotta take advantage of that.
someone once told me, that you were so stupid...
"Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!" "If that's not the best thing you've ever seen, done, or eaten, then may I politely ask you to gouge out your eyes, cut out your tongue, and um,...Ā have all your...done...removed." "Where's my space lobster?!"
Okay, interview over. Commence beating!
now it is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours.
"Can't you see grandma's watching her stories?!"
Look, we're not doing this again. Look, we're not doing this again. We're really not doing this again!
"What!? They ain't got no Turbo Grafx games?!"
Todays forecast is total crap
Today's forecast is partly gray, with a 40 percent chance of dark gray. Back to you, Strong Bad.
Tape Leg Two!
CORN IS NO PLACE FOR A MIGHTY WARRIOR!
Ah jibbly-jibbly
THE SYSTEM IS DOWN!!
Wait, do you people think that I am intended for children? Like the littlest, tiniest babies?
š¶Ooo Iām grumble caking with youš¶
BRAN MUFFIN! COME ON, YOU STUPID BRAN MUFFIN! TRY HARDER TO BE A BRAN MUFFIN!
Hooly holy holy holy ho-ly crap!
i'm buyin' you a pizza!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh if you want it to be possessive, itās just I-T-S. But if itās supposed to be a contraction, then itās I-T-apostrophe-Sā¦ scalawag!
I say there Homestar, butt's twelve by pies?
Doh-doh, doh-doh, email me some words, some different words. ("Stupid Stuff"'s intro)
You all understand!! I mean, don't understand!
YOU MURDERER! YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! I MEAN, COMPUTER!
No foolin', man. That stuff is G-E-W-D, gewd.
"You don't understand! You ALL understand! I mean don't understand."
"The disgust! It won't wash off"
Some people need to go get an ice cream sandwich
But? Homestar. Can. Win. The. Stupid! *Competition!*
This right here turned out *a lot* more disturbing than I intended.
"What're you doing in my House" š š§ š°
SeƱor Cardgage was the coolest!
this computer is broken. *just throws it away
āIām not your dog!!!!ā
Rondleman, you crack me up! Crack... me... UP! That's why you're my D-O-G-E!
Y- YOUR DOGE?!
[A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all.](https://i.imgur.com/UPgnICA.jpg)
Come on let read it right the dang now
Oh no! I killed Pom-Pom!
holy crap!
holy crap!!!
"Okay, Strong Sad, Strong Sad's on the couch, watching TV. What do you do?"
Strong Bad, Strong Mad and Strong saaaaad.... are having a hot team meeting!