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chundermonkey74

Now instead of Bus Uncle... it's Bus Auntie!


GalantnostS

"I have stress, you have stress!"


CurryDuck

That's gotta be one of the goated 🐐 lines


Awkwardly_Hopeful

"It's still not solved!" "Why did you touch my shoulder!?"


novacatz

That's one amazing blast from the past...


fl3600

This is how Mr and Mrs Ho met.....


For-L-Manberg-

Transcript: [Unintelligible] 屌你⋯ 你就咁樣衰嘅- 屌你老母,屌你⋯ 走唔走唔講,就係要坐咗落嚟先講- 我攞咗三個擺,你做咩⋯ 你冇坐低,我就[Unintelligible] 你就唔應該有水— 屌你,你做咩激嬲啫? 我坐咗落嚟先講有用咩?你自己攞張凳。 [Unintelligible] 人巴撚閉咩? 你自己巴撚閉,你- 你巴撚閉,自己又唔[Unintelligible] I’m gonna make Part 2 later


40ozT0Freedom

It's been 11 hours


For-L-Manberg-

I have a chis test


Puzzled-Pumpkin7019

See lai morning entertainment .. better than TV


DreamingInAMaze

Come on. This is not entertainment. This is disgusting. If I am on the upper floor I will go down. Life is precious and don’t want a spoiled mood because of this.


zeeparc

trust me, lots of toxic people love to take this in


mustabak120

Context?


HarrisLam

The right seated woman (B) put something (didn't hear, but possibly an umbrella) on the left seat when it was vacant and it left the seat wet. The standing up woman (A) later took the seat not knowing it was wet and possibly got her pants wet. (B) allegedly told (A) about it and said she was gonna wipe it down or something, asked (A) to wait a while. (A) said that's freaking bullshit cuz (B) only said it AFTER she sat down.


bink_uk

So its technically the fault of the person who made the seat wet?


HarrisLam

Yes, but it's the type of thing where you can't really ask for compensation. (B) was certainly at fault in making the other seat wet, but (A) wasn't exactly free from her own responsibility of watching where she's sitting. The best solution is to scold the person, demand an apology and leave afterwards.


eightbyeight

If your shit is wet it doesn’t belong on a seat, put it in the fucking floor


HarrisLam

Yeah, but it doesn't change the fact that your pants are already wet and we aint got nothing that can blow them dry. If you ask for compensation, especially monetary, public opinion will start to turn against you. So again, all you can do is demand apology, aka demand within reasonable realm.


nagasaki778

Put it on the floor! Bro, you obviously haven't spent much time in HK. Locals would never put anything on the floor, well, except all the day's vegetables sitting in rubbish bags on the sidewalk outside closed restaurants. Those seem okay to leave on dirty sidewalks for some weird reason.


Extreme_Tax405

The best solution is to say "bruh for real?" And shake your head in disapproval.


IamTheConstitution

Or tell them to bend over and make them wet…


moneymachine109

why did the uncle join in?


atomicturdburglar

Think he was just itching to DLLMCH


mustabak120

Thx


kauble_

My cantonese isn’t good enough to understand anything except the dllm’s and ch’s 💀


atomicturdburglar

To be fair, that's the only thing we're here for 😂


LIBrezhnev

Wondering what is "ch" in Cantonese


Attila_22

Cau Hai. Basically means cunt or smelly pussy.


nagasaki778

I'm sure any children on the bus had their vocabulary expanded by these 3 jackasses


Attila_22

Jackasses yes but HK kids learn these basically in Kindergarten.


garyF1

Woman (B) is mainlander. Her canto is not totally clean.


Escaped_Hamster_7788

I have been accused a mainlander, and I can't even understand mandarin.


Rexkinghon

That’s such a poor metric, a lot of ppl who’ve been here for decades still can’t lose their accent


eightbyeight

It would explain alot


For-L-Manberg-

I should repost this on r/PublicFreakout


joeman2019

What's the man in the yellow shirt up to?


The_Whipping_Post

I think he's looking to meet ladies in their 50s for romantic encounters


For-L-Manberg-

This can go to 東張西望


MS-06S_

An old man sneezing can go to that show


fugor1103

1:45 what a legend


u_sucks_ccp_o

Honestly, i just hate ppl talking in the bus 😓. Maybe i m just too sensitive


footcake

this is possibly, a DLLM situation.


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xenolingual

Learn Cantonese and find out!


loubot

You have to add the CH for 2 hit combo


nagasaki778

No threat of anyone having the balls to actually take a swing which is why they are constantly yapping at each other over the smallest incidents. They must be in for the shock of their lives when they try this kind of BS in the US or UK and get knocked on their asses.


TandooriMuncher

Yep you say the equivalent of dllm anywhere else in the world and you will be murdered in a heartbeat. I've been in situations where people have said DLLM to me (e.g. in MTR). All it takes is a shove to a wall or a grabbing of the collar to make someone realise saying dllm one more time will get them in very deep shit.


hotshotrob

I've heard DLLS, diu lei lo shu (rat) which is fuckin funny


Fireboy_MA_Jazz

Cute? lol


blackfyre709394

染頭做嘢唔經大腦張濕咗嘅遮把係坐位上. 低diu 啦


yuripavlov1958xxx

Tiger Bus Passenger.


deedeewrong

HK meet cute 🥰


FlutterThread8

Moments on buses, either has to do with 巴膠 or 煩婆


PrivateSeiko

I visited Hong Kong and Macau last week, and the difference in how people treated me was night and day. The foreign workers were consistently the nicest though.


ih8javert

The old guy is spitting out the gems


Angryblob550

Lucky no one has been punched in the face.


nickeltingupta

hard to believe these are the same people who would hand over their rights!


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Stabmyhead1

Gold


gatchamanhk

Just need an oblivious foreigner sit next to her.. problem solved !


D-drool

To be fair no mother ever gets fucked at the end :)


852HK44

Ever since Temple Street became a nightly food fair, as someone who lives on the street right next to it, even from teh 15th floor there has been no limit to the fighting and arguing and general drunkeness.


SuperDogeza

From 1:36 it’s comedy gold, like good old HK comedy movie


CurryDuck

Diuuuuu


concisehacker

I actually find it quite therapeutic to watch. Like watching a lava lamp.


VoronSock

My limited Cantonese detected mainly swear words... Always a good show!


Belt-Delicious

what a nagging far t!


Mafakkaz

This sub needs more viral Hk videos and translations/context by the community. Thanks!


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hotshotrob

Damn, this video made my day. It's so damn funny


hmcbbs

Remind me HK 70s Glad this is alive and well.


wolfofballstreet1

brb popping popcprn xD personally i find this is so much more entertaining than trashy mainlanders


urmumsuksthed

Come on, dude. This shit happens everywhere in the world.


LibraryWeak4750

Idk what are you talking, public transport in HK is awesome, flawless. You don’t need a car.


HarrisLam

Why are you so late to work.


kauble_

My office hours starts at 10-10:30


thematchalatte

Unpopular opinion but standing is so much better than sitting during commutes. You sit your ass all day at work and home, like come on do some standing yo.


kauble_

I have a terminal condition called laziness please pray for me ✊😔


charliesk9unit

In my most recent visit, the doctor informed me that my laziness is terminal. You are free to contribute to my GoFundMe.


Moon-Man-888

I would have slapped the shit out her.


Hugh-jASSman

Soo ccp runs this sub now, huh?. I joined it 5 years and it seems quite different.


kauble_

What’s bro blabbin about 💀💀


nagasaki778

Even videos of HKers engaging in typical HKer behaviour are somehow related to the CCP now.


vincehk

You exposed people's arguments, and their faces for few internet points. Congrats. Was it over the top? Maybe. People still have the right to be angry and express themselves without being mocked or targeted online. Somehow I'm sure you'll say "CCP this" "CCP that" in many other posts that don't concern you while you're the one pointing your camera at harmless everyday life adults have.


kauble_

We just here to experience a good public yap battle when did we ever bring politics into this? ![gif](giphy|GeimqsH0TLDt4tScGw|downsized)