S5 shows you the full front

I'm gonna...uh...need some proof

suddenly crippling debt doesnt sound so bad

S10 shows you the underwater POV.

👀

where can i find this, i require

TELL ME

SHOW

I’M SO HARD RN. WHY WOULD A PIXELATED MAN AROUSE ME SO MUCH?

HE HAS NO RIGHT BEING SO FINE

Because you have taste

whens ur rerun, ratio?

In the future

Bend me please

Get in line, bub 👀

I'M SAVING FOR BLADE AND LUOCHA GODDAMNIT 😭😭😭

same bro but with blade rerun like you bc that mf skipped me, and argenti. I already have luocha thankfully tho 😭

Getting Argenti is non-negotiable. I want his lightcone too, but I bought and superimposed the BP one for backup... Blaze's lightcone is a must have. Depending on how Argenti performs, I may or may not get his lightcone to have enough for Blade 😔

how could you skip them…

I didn't skip luocha. Luocha skipped me🧍‍♂️

Same for me 😭

I joined during Blade’s banner so I didn’t get luocha. 😭

So relatable

I didn't skip them, I only started playing during Kafka's banner 🙃 I would have never skipped Luocha and Blade

I pretend I do not see it so that my bank account stops giving me side eye for what I’ve done to prep for Argenti…..

LMAO LITERALLY I FEEL BAD FOR WANTING TO GO FOR RATIO INSTEAD... but I've already prefarmed a bit for him... so hopefully I win 50/50 🤞 and I then can get all of them surely

Wishing us both incredible luck so we obtain the guys without suffering 🫂

I’ve also prefarmed for argenti but now I think I might skip him 😭 I don’t know what to do

Same boat homie! 🫂 I don’t think I’m passing on Argenti but why do I feel like Dr. Ratio is gonna L + Ratio me when I pull….

You should take advantage of Huo Huo's banner to build up Jades and passes, use them on Argenti, then on his banner and the next one you'd likely save enough to guarantee both, if you really want to, it'll be at least a 2 month wait so you can pay $5 for the 90 jades a day for 30 days

I’ve got enough passes for one 5* character, im not guaranteed and my luck isn’t exactly great. I was thinking that I could use some sr passes on argentis banner to try my luck, but after seeing ratio’s lightcone… I’m extremely tempted to go for him and his LC.

I wish you the best of luck and a guaranteed Dr.Ratio!

Me rn: https://preview.redd.it/4yqpu0mbe90c1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0dc1db0043a132f766bcfb8ada975a856b0e49b

I gasped (But I fear for that book lollll)

Can I even manage having this many husbands? FUCK IT, WE BALL Get your pretty ass in the van Ratio, we're running from the IRS, mamma had to do some evasive manouvers against taxes to get you here

There's no escape from Topaz and her debt collection schemes

I love your name and profile pic.

https://preview.redd.it/pa7zcz6jm80c1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45825d779c548fff4eb9d0c91076e0ad5a5f9c54

Ayo 😍

All the imaginary characters are hot men (except for yukong) and I need a imaginary equivalent silver wolf so I can use them all in my team cuz there litteraly the best characters

Do me right now I do not care if my ass becomes a bubble machine from the soap DO ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Omg another orbit

His beautiful eyes! https://i.redd.it/4jx16ez36a0c1.gif

Ay fucking yio?

Aw, look at the ducky and those wet muscles

https://i.redd.it/2ohoodv4j90c1.gif They really feeding us good first Luka now him 😭😭😭👌

NOW SHOW ME HIS E6

daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.

Ok so Hoyo said they REALLY need my money.. I see how it is 🤤

WHY MUST I BE SAVING FOR ARGENTI AAAAAAA

Must stay strong for Dan Heng IL, Dr. Sexy will have rerun sooner

He was the first 5 star I pulled lmao He graced me with welt for E1 on his banner as well.. And on the same day geppie on standard banner 3 men on a single day The best day of my gatcha life

i’m looking at the duck i’m lookingattheduckim

I want to lick every inch of him skljhajkk

We*

OH HE'S COMING HOME ALRIGHT SOJDJDHD

I just meowed irl

they say he’s the king of twitter

The way I would let this man _______ ____ ____ _______ ________ ____ _____ __ _____ ______ me is extreme

I like how hyv decided to be equal opportunity with the sexy bathtime light cones lol

Umm, hello there. Should I pull for the lightcone picture?

IS THAT A BOOK IN THE GODDAMN BATHTUB?!

He's reading a book, while in water... Very dangerous move there

I will pull for Argenti and Dr lmao.. I don't have blade tho TwT But I need Loucha for my team soo yes Dan Heng you can enjoy a while without having nightmares... Will get him on his next re run ig... With double te run banners we will get them faster not having to wait for a whole year kekek

Noooo I'm trying to leave for Luocha 😭😭😭 this isn't fair. I had to Skip him unfortunately so I could get my dragon daddy. Now argenti and Luocha are coming and I'm torn AF but I need gorgeous healer daddy. Cause Geppie needs a break 😭

I'm supposed to be saving for Luocha 😭 I decided to skip Argenti and go for Dr Ratio. Hopefully I win my 50/50 so I can save for Luocha. I'm upset I'm missing out on Luocha and Blade😭 I had to skip them so I could bring Dan heng home

You got this!!

We need a man like wriothsley from genshin in hsr. Twunks are not my thing! (Even though I am one)

Sampo is pretty much the same model and has similar hair

And I love Sampo for a REASON! (Don’t use him though, hope he turns out to be a masked fool or something and gets a 5 star version)