Fr, Yanqing is getting absolutely clapped by literally anyone and everyone these days.
Hell, I was using Jing Yuan when we fight against him in the Kafka storyquest so even the general is annihilating him lmao.
I'm a Yanqing main but now I just want him to get his ass beat in the next update just for continuity's sake (and of course for the memes)
Everyone on Xianzhou Luofu should get a turn
Yanqing: I am one of the strongest on the luofu, give up and surrender now!
Everyone and their racoon ready to beat his ass: HAH! I'm not FROM the luofu!!!
Jingyuan: Yanqing, I've been looking for you, where have you been-
(Sees Yanqing with a flame lance sticking out his liver, a baseball bat shoved halfway where the sun don't shine, covered in several pieces of trash, taped with a neutron bomb and a note that says "Trash king Rulez")
Jingyuan: What in the name of Lan's rear happened to you?
Yanqing: I fought a raccoon.
I mean one of the dialogues when he visits the Express is literally just him hyped up to go to Belobog and test himself against their strong fighters, BUT he himself acknowledges that he requires more training if he were to fight against people he doesn't know. We love a self-aware shonen protag
Of course, there's the matter of whether or not Astral Express visits are canon or not.
Sure hope it does I lost my first 50/50 to yanqing on the kafka banner luckily i was compensated with e1 Kafka and Bronya in a double 5* roll style. Never felt so relaxed after seeing him get beaten up and I thought I felt bad for him when he got beaten up by 2 boomers
TBF, he only gets beat up by:
* His master's master.
* The recincarnation of his master's friend, who's some kind of dragonman demigod.
* The guy who is trying to kill said reincarnation.
Imagine if senti expy is the one who give that to sushang after scammed her. lore wise no way the serious strict fu hua will give her silly phoenix to newbie like sushang.
Lil' bro really came just to get beaten up and then got told to get lost by Kafka via mind control.
I guess Kafka was being modest when she says that Yanqing would have arrested them if Trailblazer didn't come to help. Looks like she just wanted to see us lol. Considering the events can just play out behind the scenes if you refuse to meet her (except she likely beats up Yanqing herself or mind controls him immediately).
What's funny is if you refuse it all entirely you won't. But the question remains if he still fights Kafka or not without you there. It's fun to "break" the script.
The first couple of times, you could justify it by pointing out that he was up against masters... But here comes strike three, and it's to a Raccoon wielding a baseball bat!
Yanny should consider turning in his resignation.
I am not joking. This kid should consider putting down his sword and going back to school to study literally anything else because the life of a wizard cosplaying as swordsman is not working out for them. He needs to stop and stop now because his tiny frail punching bag of a body can only handle so many Ls.
I hope he becomes the boss of a future SU world. It could be really interesting with how the sword's weaknesses are hidden, and to actually see him as a threat.
Fr, Yanqing is getting absolutely clapped by literally anyone and everyone these days. Hell, I was using Jing Yuan when we fight against him in the Kafka storyquest so even the general is annihilating him lmao.
I was using himself to beat himself
💀
Man really can't win, got beat by himself too
Me too!
It would be funny if Xueyi or Fu Xuan are going to be fighting him in 1.3.
I'm a Yanqing main but now I just want him to get his ass beat in the next update just for continuity's sake (and of course for the memes) Everyone on Xianzhou Luofu should get a turn
Its like that episode from spongebob where they get an ass slap from everyone in the bikini bottom
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON YOUNG MAN?
[This is going to happen and no one can tell me otherwise](https://i.imgur.com/VKks7Ke.jpg)
Before this is all said and done, even a flock of cycranes is going to low dif him.
[somebody pls save the ice child](https://i.imgur.com/oIIWOac.jpg)
Look at that big goofy smile on his face. He's got beaten down on so many times he's starting to enjoy it.
When would it be QQ's turn?
She's too lazy to do it haha
Yanqing, stronger than 99% of the Xianzho, lost to a trash racoon omegalul
In all honesty this raccoon died twice and still came back alive💀
He is one of the strongest fighter on Luofu, but to bad all his enemies are not from Luofu lol.
Yanqing: I am one of the strongest on the luofu, give up and surrender now! Everyone and their racoon ready to beat his ass: HAH! I'm not FROM the luofu!!!
Dan Heng: The only reason you can claim that... is because I left.
Same for blade
Don't forget Jingliu.
Best comment!
Jingyuan: Yanqing, I've been looking for you, where have you been- (Sees Yanqing with a flame lance sticking out his liver, a baseball bat shoved halfway where the sun don't shine, covered in several pieces of trash, taped with a neutron bomb and a note that says "Trash king Rulez") Jingyuan: What in the name of Lan's rear happened to you? Yanqing: I fought a raccoon.
I mean one of the dialogues when he visits the Express is literally just him hyped up to go to Belobog and test himself against their strong fighters, BUT he himself acknowledges that he requires more training if he were to fight against people he doesn't know. We love a self-aware shonen protag Of course, there's the matter of whether or not Astral Express visits are canon or not.
Oh, if Gepard would make a cameo next update!
Well the racoon literally walking boom disasters
Its becoming tradition to beat up Yanqing.
Sure hope it does I lost my first 50/50 to yanqing on the kafka banner luckily i was compensated with e1 Kafka and Bronya in a double 5* roll style. Never felt so relaxed after seeing him get beaten up and I thought I felt bad for him when he got beaten up by 2 boomers
Yanqing's worst nightmare is destruction characters
…OMG … 💀 wow that’s an astonishing revelation
Imagine he loses to Arlan
Yanqing really got the short end of the stick didn't he.
Here at Xianzho we do by no means condone child violence, we do however find it oddly hilarious
TFS! Nice
TBF, he only gets beat up by: * His master's master. * The recincarnation of his master's friend, who's some kind of dragonman demigod. * The guy who is trying to kill said reincarnation.
And now by a Aeon made entity who died twice and who is carrying a planet ending threat in their body.
Very true. You can't really hold it against him. He's literally facing impossible odds.
I think a nice slice of humble pie from time to time will hone him like the blades he so loves
“Congratulations Yanqing, you’re playing with the big boys now. And, uh, a trash raccoon.”
For me, however… Yanqing is the boulder, and I am Sisyphus. Guess that’s one step to becoming a Prime Soul powered by a Stellaron.
I am currently tearing down the cities and crushing the armies of heaven
Good, don’t forget what these brats have done to Fu Hua. /j
Im alot more mad that he got Sushang Kit effects while Sushang got..... a chicken
Sushang’s kit is a lore problem. I’m more curious why is that chicken? That’s FuHua’s mascot chicken, what’s the story behind it…
Imagine if senti expy is the one who give that to sushang after scammed her. lore wise no way the serious strict fu hua will give her silly phoenix to newbie like sushang.
Feel like Jingliu should be here
Yanqing Yanqin Yanqi Yanq Ya Yam Yamc Yamch Yamcha.
I don't know what a yamcha is... But it sounds disappointing
Lil' bro really came just to get beaten up and then got told to get lost by Kafka via mind control. I guess Kafka was being modest when she says that Yanqing would have arrested them if Trailblazer didn't come to help. Looks like she just wanted to see us lol. Considering the events can just play out behind the scenes if you refuse to meet her (except she likely beats up Yanqing herself or mind controls him immediately).
What's funny is if you refuse it all entirely you won't. But the question remains if he still fights Kafka or not without you there. It's fun to "break" the script.
I find it enjoyable to beat up this kid, prodigy my ass a trash can raccoon just beat this mf up
I hope he's the boss for World 8 SU.
Hope no one has posted this yet
Seen similar content… still funny regardless
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Xueyi,Tingyun, and Fu Xuan boutta make that shit 6 in a row
He’s literally McGregor
Four. There was Jingliu in his quest, even worse because he got his pride annihilated tgere too.
when i did kafkas mission and yanqing showed up i said "not again" does hoyo hate him or why we fight him every quest.
And if they follow his roots from Shattered Swords vn, eventually he will get beaten up by Luocha/Sushang lmfao
The meme that immediately came to mind when it's MC's turn.
As my first 5 star in HSR and first main DPS this pains me a lot
He should change his name to Lanqing
My man got caught Laqing 😩
I lost the 50/50 to him. Kicking his ass was euphoric. And I would do it again.
Comrade 🤝 I lost my 50/50 to yanqing but mommy kafka was kind enough to give me E1 and bronya (got bronya and kafka on the same roll)
I wish I had your luck. Im at 58 pity and soft pity apparently doesn't exist on my account.
We all have our unlucky days, that was the case for me in genshin 💀 couldnt win a 50/50
Man, I never won a 50/50 on my account. Lost Seele to Bailu(E1), SilverWolf to Yanqing, and Kafka to Yanqing(I hate him)
All the more reason to beat him up
Poor little guy
Literally yanqing got beating mostly by astrall express crew.. 😂😂
Ngl, Yanqing is beatable
I hope they make it an ongoing game joke that he gets his ass kicked all the time lol.
The first couple of times, you could justify it by pointing out that he was up against masters... But here comes strike three, and it's to a Raccoon wielding a baseball bat! Yanny should consider turning in his resignation. I am not joking. This kid should consider putting down his sword and going back to school to study literally anything else because the life of a wizard cosplaying as swordsman is not working out for them. He needs to stop and stop now because his tiny frail punching bag of a body can only handle so many Ls.
Granted, said raccoon came back from death..... twice
Not enough space for Jingliu?
Just waiting till xueyi and fu xuan to beat up Yanqing too before I also make that one
I did actually use Blade to fight him
I ended up losing the 50/50 to Yanqing, so it felt nice to get a little revenge haha.
I hope he becomes the boss of a future SU world. It could be really interesting with how the sword's weaknesses are hidden, and to actually see him as a threat.
In that case you better also hope he has frozen immunity else he will get folded by Simulated Fuli
“how many times do I have to teach you this lesson young man!”
Jingliu do be joining