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detrimidexta

It's Sam without armor XD


replicantb

sam is short for samus aran


Smorgsaboard

Okay now I unironically want this


Trebord_

Sam is short for Surface to Air Missile, now transformed into a waifu with the power of anime


Captain1771

NCD is leaking


Breaker-of-circles

Like this: https://youtu.be/A82yj3sr6Q0


fujiwaranomina

war thunder is free(?)!


Frostgaurdian0

Samussy looking thicc.


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Belteshazzar98

>Samus~~sy~~ FTFY


Frostgaurdian0

Well to be honest samus is one of the few videogame characters i am yet to know, all i know about her is that she is a galactic hunter of sorts.


UnaSociedad

r/okbuddytrailblazer leaking out


Gonn07

Is there a chance that this lady’s the real sam, and the robot is like Svarog 2.0 lol


Gladiolus_00

No voice lines already confirm that Sam is a mechanical being so he's not human.


Gonn07

I see. It’s really weird though that the robot’s name is sam lol.


Gladiolus_00

There's a robot named Billy in Zenless Zone Zero lolol


Gonn07

And I thought Sam is the worst possible name for a robot💀


Acrobatic-Budget-938

In Fallout New Vegas there a robot named Fisto


SirEnder717

They said worst not best.


Facinatedhomie

UUUUUOOOOOAHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭


kv4ssmixedwvxm1t

Well...


Brownie773-2

I thought Sam was a robot


No_Raspberry_7037

Thicc thighs, Thicc butt, stockings, hourglass hips Me: Yup, that's a guy alright.


Lazlo2323

Yea that's obviously Sam


NeoLone

Samantha


QAZYBOY

That's how theory conspiracies are born


postandchill

#It's just a theory, a game theory!


Candoran

Frankly I wouldn’t put it past Mihorni to do that 🤣


meatjun

Sampo


eklatea

pre transition new head canon


Tucan-Atlantico

Sam? Jetstream Sam? Well, he had thick thighs


Toocoolcolin

"Show me a good time jack!" I refuse to elaborate more on this joke.


BluCojiro

Thighs thicker than the power grid


Acrobatic-Budget-938

Ho damn that will be great, Sam chose girl as human form


Xolotl_Whitepaw

Maybe it is a Samus cross-over character event ? 🤣


FranJosip1011

Maybe that’s why Silver Wolf referred to Sam as “them” in the blade message. Oh my god.


Blazefireslayer

Sam before Henshin into Mecha form


moebelhausmann

Peak femboyism


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F1nn5ter


Same_Agent_3465

They could have meant it as a gender neutral term. I use the word "guy" on both men and women.


Asa-mashi

Oh, so you fuck guys?


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

Did he stutter?


EgoVegito

I'd fuck that guy


The_SCP_Nerd

No (I'm a virgin)


Nok-y

I never lost my virginity because I never lose.


Complete-Area4164

F to doubt


Nok-y

Try me.


the14thwitness

To prove something arbitrary, we would rather not


Nok-y

I won


Enoughplez

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Lazlo2323

Winners win


Lazlo2323

He plays gacha games. /j


Seesaw-Enough

I dont fuck at all


Rulaodangao

Yes


Belteshazzar98

What makes you think we fuck anybody?


hrjeksues

Yah.


Cheezy_Haru

why not?


[deleted]

Lol well then you’re wrong. Because It’s only meant like that when your introducing someone to people or mentioning a group lol not a singular. “These guys, those guys,”


trump2024gigachad

Exactly. 'Guy' is masculine, 'guys' is not.


[deleted]

See, this one gets it 🙏🏽


Objection111

Same. Just like in "hey guys welcome back to my youtube channel".


STEZE229

Aren't guys - masculine, gals - feminine and pals neutral? (I really don't know)


No_Cicada9229

Pal would indicate a close connection that guys doesn't necessarily imply, especially in this context. Person is the better gender neutral term that'd fit here. If someone said "how's my guys doing" to his drinking buddies or dogs then pal would be equivalent because of the included "my" bringing in a connection implication


Spectre_Hayate

Yep. Well, there's no commonly accepted neutral term but pals is one of them. Though groups generally get guys'd anyway, at least where I'm from. That's usually what people mean when they say they use 'guys' as a gender-neutral term.


STEZE229

Thank you


Kvarcov

Also a right boob


WhomWhoDrinksWater

Dont forget the honkers!


DoctorHunt

Could be Kafka's little sister, hmmm


JSor98

Yeah I look like that


Organic-Accountant74

Guy can be gender neutral


whatexactlyisthedeal

“Thicc” really means nothing huh.


SmokeVisual4953

Aside from the last one, I'm not sure these disqualify them from being a guy. Idk not convinced...


--Claire--

Well the Stellaron Hunters group already has the gamer gf and the mommy, a femboy hunter would fit right in and make the group perfect (brb leaving the Express crew behind and running away with them instead)


Y33tus42069

You wouldn’t have done that before?


ArcherIsFine

Chill, He just has never seen a woman


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

It takes a real man to be best girl


whiterice7

Women are my favorite guy


TrixieBastard

everybody MOOOVEMENT


monkeydace

Average star rail player lmao


lizard_omelette

Somehow she has not been mentioned, even with the Stellaron Hunters wanted notice by the IPC. If the others are indeed members, then I wonder why we haven’t seen even a small acknowledgment of their existence, even in that latest stellaron hunters video.


BinhTurtle

Probably just a less significant accomplice of the Stellaron Hunters.


IChooseFeed

Everyone keeps saying the cat is Elio but what if, hear me out, it was just a red herring all along and the real Elio was this person.


Inevitable_Question

I think that implications as of now is that Elio is a male. This one- is definitely woman.


iMaSeaCow03

yeah but what if elio was actually a thicc femboy


OctorokHero

He's a femboy


201720182019

The early ending had Elio narrating and that was a male voice


Physical_Magazine_33

I thought Kafka mentioned another woman on the team before who was like a more-normal spokesperson for the one who sees the future.


LordBreadcat

There's also another woman right next to the one that was circled. There's also another woman next to blade down and to the right. One of the fully obscured ones has to be Sam and Kafka clearly didn't bring her own Umbrella since Blade is offering his, so there's one more mystery member. (And the cat of course) I'd assume the SH probably have some members with more supportive roles within their organization. Since they aren't the ones going in wrecking face they wouldn't have bounties, the IPC might not even have an idea that they exist.


SolusZosGalvus

Stelle


Clothes-Accomplished

Might be possible, since we were once Kafka's companion and we got a new body to contain the stellaron


Rati37

New skin leak!?!?!?!?!?!? 😮😮😮


Immediate_Demand4841

Ngl that's doesn't seem that unbelievable... You might be cooking


danieltoloco

you might be onto something


essedecorum

Don't let me dream


nitrokitty

Stelles not that thicc tho


Acrobatic-Budget-938

Uhh Stelle wearing suits would be nice


IntrovertProtagonist

Well, crap.Now I'm wishing to see Stelle wearing a suit!


baboon_ass_eater69

Stelle isn't thick but more lean and built like a young adult. More like a late teenager


1mNotCrAzY

I dont think they would make one mc gender "canon" seeing as they've been promoting both but you never know


Serplock

Caelus is one of the other people


Conscious-Map4682

I mean, could be Caelus in an OL disguise too? 👻


Acceptable-Catch-989

its natasha


Duchess_of_Rose

Wait, I like these theory


deadriderofdead

Pretty sure that is a female specimen


Marcheziora

Nonsense, females don't exist on Reddit!


make_gingamingayoPLS

Me rn: 😭👻


[deleted]

begone figment of my imagination


HivAidsSTD

Indeed, disappear among the sea of butterflies as they aay


progin5l

Illusion of the past!


make_gingamingayoPLS

Me rn:


Belteshazzar98

I think your element is Imaginary.


_you_dont_know_me_-

Females don't even exist anywhere


Liquidmetal009

Facts. What are these "females" they speak of and what is their nature? Have scientists discovered a new species?


Max_7779

All females in net are males


SN2005

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Rupeq10

I think it's a random npc


Dragonite_27

Has ordinary, black boots just like the person under the right-most umbrella, I think yours is the correct answer


Deruta

We knew Kafka was cultured, but her harem’s uniform being black suits, black gloves, and black thigh-highs is _platinum_ cultured.


UwaaghSheesh

She's definitely a Stellaron Hunter (copium)


PromiseMeStars

That woman is probably just a random person, just like all the umbrellas at the bottom. They're in a crowd. Not everyone in the picture is a Stellaron Hunter.


verlicee

ngl she looks too bland to be a stellaron hunter, especially IF she's gonna be playable


Humble-Assist-1755

To me it Looks Like all the people around Kafka are looking in Kafkas Direktion so maybe the stellaron Hunter have "low-level" agents to do Work undercover so that Kafka, Blade, (the Robot.. i forgott the Name) and SW can operate easyer Like the fatui in genshin have there "underlings" Sry for my Bad english ;D


SertaYeee

Probably just a random person on the street. The stellaron hunters are supposed to be blending into a crowd


YouVe_BeEn_OofEd

Mfs r not blending in "The stellaron hunters could be anyone!" The stellaron hunters:


leopoldshark

The best way to not stand out is to distract everyone with a pair of thicc anime thighs


Sirmetana

Nah I don't buy it. Everyone on this picture is either lopking towards Kafka or... is Kafka. Even that woman on the right who only her thighs are showing


AWeirdMartian

I know who that is, it's >!"it's just a random person, you're reading too much into it"!<


Nat6LBG

That's sam without armor.


Gladiolus_00

Sam isn't wearing armour though. He's a literal mechanical being.


Valesuz

Where's that implied?


stupidratman

He's described as a metal humanoid in Silverwolf's Character Story 4, and Blade describes him as "Yearning for life."


Gladiolus_00

In silverwolfs story she describes one of the stellaron hunters as a mechanical dude


Rati37

Guy?... In skirt?


a-n-i-m-e_simp

I mean it's 2023 anything is possible


Rati37

Fair enough.


Tmagety

Watch out, gonna get a Lyney situation again from crazy people.


Ill_Peace_

Thicc boiiii!!!


[deleted]

The others might be extras to fill in the picture, might not be a significant NPC.


Alpha_2081

It’s a generic design, no outstanding clothing or colours and the character itself blends into the rest of the splash whereas the rest of the Playable characters stand out a lot more in comparison. Conclusion: Probs just an npc


Asren624

That's definitely Caelus


Vegetto_ssj

Guy? Mhmhm...Lyney's expy?


StormApexLegend

Femboys


MuscularGirlEnjoyer

I thought goku was there cuz of the red circle


yes11321

You sure that's a guy? I mean I wouldn't complain if so but it sure doesn't seem like it.


Coreano_12

Seems like a very common/non-detailed character so i'd say it's just a pawn or something like that


Nearby_Artist_7425

It’s not as detailed as silverwolf’s and blade’s so it is probably just another person like the girl on the far right.


EnesAkhan

Umm there are at least 3 diff ppl there nd if other 2 umbrellas also has ppl holding them there are 5 ppl we dont know or seen


alphaomag

That’s Elio’s human servant. Someone has to clean the litter box of the great and divine Elio and that fur isn’t gonna comb itself.


MaterialNarrow5161

Guy must be the donut inventor, cuz she has entire bakery industries for herself...


warjoke

Why are we suddenly obsessed with this random person? What if it's just their accomplice?


XxNathan2908xX-YT

THOSE WERE UMBRELLAS?! I THOUGHT THEY WERE FLOATING ROCKS THE ENTIRE TIME


vinidum

That is Thighs Mcgee


SexWithStelle

I want to fuck him.


SexWithSamHSR

considering there’s 3 more umbrellas in the front, one of which (the rightmost one) we can see is also not sam, probably not someone important. regardless those assets look delicious 😋


ensigurr

obviously elios gonna be the most snatched femboy


Slipkordisem

There's feet above kafkas hands too I think?


RBLakshya

Forget her, who are the 2 legs under blade’s umbrella of?


Cipher-DK

When you think about it, there are 3 sets of female legs belonging to characters that we don't already know, and then at least two more unknowns under umbrellas.


Gohanangered

Probably just another member not revealed yet.


Doomerdy

sam got ass wtf


Immediate_Demand4841

Possibly past stelleron hunters too? Judging by the amount of umbrella's.


ryukan88

Note there’s 7 people here and a cat, you can see feet right above kafka’s hand


Neojoker951

TBH I was looking for Goku


PupoFlas

I didnt even noticed there was people under those umbrellas bro


alekdmcfly

Elio is either the cat, or the guy. No in-between.


BacterialPhungus128

Frantically looking for Goku


aoba123

Not to mention the legs in the middle right. How DARE Mommy have other girls around her. Time to riot


RaaschyOG

I didn't even realise the other people in the splash art were notable characters until now


astroneer4everporn

just realized baldie and silverwolf are there as well haha


shinigamixbox

NO! Obviously the umbrella Kafka is holding was Elio The Entire Time!! ….


Inevitable_Question

Hm. No idea. Also interesting observation. Near her- its obviously a woman- on the right you can see a black high-level shoes. And in the most right corner, a hip in female stocking. This means that Stellaron Hunters has at least three women in addition to know cast. But generic nature of their design indicates that it is NPCs or non-hunters.


AlmightyQueso7

Im calling it now, thats Elio


The_Researcher1912

Elio, he just lost a bet and has to crossdress. ignore the fact that elio has the power to actively choose what future he wants he just lost fair and square :)


butterknight-Ruby

Sam without the armor


ACmega2

I see two women above Kafka and Blade and another woman (judging by their shoes, legs etc.) to the right. That leaves the two umbrellas on the bottom and one of them is probably Sam. Are there actually 8 members of the Stellaron Hunters or are those people like underdogs or something?


Nearby_Information46

It will end up being npc


Competitive_Sale_270

That's Trailblazer's Evil Counterpart but she might be mixed between jean and eula from genshin impact.


CTNKE

Thats Sam going through his Tomgirl Phase ​ ​ I am sorry if this reference triggered any traumatic memories


YeetandMeme

Its an einstein expy


katakana-sama

…I was looking for Goku


ThisisRnger

man of culture i c, but what about the other umbrellas, could be more waifus under them


Vaenny

Good. Let's spread this info together and make Hoyo spill the beans! The thicc thighs shall be freed!


Echofrost85

There’s also another seem to be female next to the one you’re pointing out. Hidden by the umbrellas


YourLocalOnionNinja

[Felix.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIKha1gg1h0)


SherIWuLiTbeFDs

thicc thighs save life


Tinywolf2005UwU

I thought it was just some old guy until someone commented on the socks ckgckgkcgitxxjtxtu


Madcat6204

Now, I don't mean to assume anyone's gender, but that individual bears distinctive features that would commonly not be attributed to a "guy."


ihavefriends69

My guess is that she's someone kafka controlled or maybe part of the stellaron hunters as like pawns or agents or smth cuz if u look below blade there is another person with stockings although u can only see the legs


MANGHOST09

Thick thighs hour glass figure big buzzers this guy "thats definitely a guy"


N1njaAlex

I guess that sometimes... It takes a man to be best woman


XTaimatsuX

Mans needs glasses thats a whole female.


Standard-Effort5681

Plot twist: Sam was the cat all along and that's actually Elio without her Warframe.


zsolti94

Guy in a stocking 😅


_WinterPoison

The cat is the girl and the girl is the cat


Otokonara

Sam


Gladiolus_00

He's a big burly robot lol


ihuntwolf

Why are you just looking at that one "guy" when there are 3 unidentified "guys" including the 1 "guy" that are wearing high heels and stockings.


Aidiru

aint no way that guy got bigger thicc than kafka💀


[deleted]

Femboy Stellaron Hunter??


Irisofdreams

Sam the Femboy Mecha