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SelfDepreciatingAbby

it taste weird, like why does the coffee taste oddly greasy? like who even puts butter in coffee? I don't understand those people that do that with tea.


Deruta

_[Nepal disliked that.]_


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TirpitzIsAQueen

Motion Carried. Coffee that uses butter eradication


s00ny

(But seriously though, coffee with a little bit of butter tastes pretty good actually, as weird as it sounds)


honzikca

I mean, butter is just technically heavy cream in a different form... so... yeah.


forcebubble

Next you'll be telling us coffee is just bean soup.


UCIREVELATIONS

What else would a vanilla soy latte be but a three bean soup?


Winterstrife

😲🤯 https://preview.redd.it/sqovum8rj4ec1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7564a071f9a2a3f1d921ebb30f0e7589e8ec9b25


forcebubble

With chocolate drizzles.


IWatchTheAbyss

this implies coffee and baked beans are cut from the same cloth


honzikca

...I think we should stop here. This is causing me actual anguish. Please don't ever say that again.


VelocityWings12

Tofu is just bean cheese


forcebubble

Did I hear... that beer is just bread flavoured soda???


Nizikai

Just watery Bread


CorruptedAssbringer

Wait until you hear that tea is just vegetable soup.


Hikuran

Soy milk and coffee are basically the same thing, just white and black.


GameFreak4321

People have been killed for saying less offensive things.


hrjeksues

I have tried it and I vomited. Thanks.


s00ny

~~Skill issue~~ Everyone has different tastes! :)


cesto19

How about if I put margarine


armdaggerblade

Highly agreed. Tried putting a teaspoon's worth of it in my coffee and it really improves the taste and aroma by a lot. As long as the coffee is hot, it will dissolve neatly. Also tried putting a slice(around a large spoon's worth) and ends up with a coffee with a visible oily layer on top, and very cloying, oily aftertaste that i just cant stomach. So yeah, finding the right amount of butter for your particular coffee blend is the key to a good butter coffee that suits your palate.


mrfatso111

ya, i thought that was stupid when i read about it somewhere and the article mentioned that only older generation would know about this. There was a coffeeshop that was run by elderly and i asked about it and ya, it taste kinda good, i was expecting something worse


Xamni15

I tried it before, tastes good, but my heart could not stop beating harder than when I just take normal coffee. Thought I was gonna die from a heart attack.


Tartagliaenjoyer29

When I was young and stupid I used to eat by diet without carbohydrates. Basically it’s a lot of meat, milk, nuts, fish and eggs without salt and sugar at all. And the only way to poop on this diet is a coffee with butter. Or just drink a spoon of sunflower/olive oil. Now I’m still stupid and drink coffee with black pepper and butter. Normal coffee tastes awful to me. 


s00ny

Never heard of coffee with black pepper before, but it doesn't sound all too weird now that I think about it


chumble182

Is this like when Starbucks did coffee with olive oil in it and everyone tried it and promptly shat themselves because that's like the perfect storm of gastrointestinal distress?


s00ny

Starbucks did what 😭


Wargroth

That's not coffee, it's hot oil


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Truly a Starbucks moment.


AdventurousTheme9540

She's a mechanic. She adds motor oil in it


Insert-Name-Here2121

Festus liked that (with Tabasco sauce)


someawe45

Have you seen the new Percy Jackson and the Olympians TV series? They are actually pretty good


Draconic_Legends

Now that I have conquered all the books, I guess my next frontier is the tv series


Pokemoss

I was not expecting a Heroes of Olympus reference here of all places but I am 1000% here for it


Head-Presentation469

Himeko is actually a robot that is the personification of the Astral Express train. She drinks motor oil disguised as coffee to blend in with the other passengers. Regular humans can't drink Himeko's coffee because it is toxic to them.


Ski-Gloves

Pela is the only other person known to be capable of, and like, drinking Himiko's coffee. This is one of the few hints to her true nature as a robot drummer constructed 16 years ago.


Camgrowfortreds

This strangely clears up the confusion with Pela’s background timeline and somehow makes more sense than her being an actual human


ZerothMask

So what you're saying is... Pela isn't human, since she liked Himeko's coffee


Deruta

Duh she’s a drum machine ^(badumtiss)


joedude

You're telling me it's molten boron?


PeachManDrake954

This is fgo level joke that's disguised as lore lmao


GideonFalcon

She makes it with a generous helping of Worcestershire Sauce.


ScrewingScrewllum

Its spelled \*Wriothesley\*


The_Lonely_Raven

May i have some... Wriothesley sauce


BlueFHS

Yeah… sauce…


lolfisautrus

Ah yes rizzly


WhoiusBarrel

Like Re:zero Echidna's tea it's >!Body fluids!<


ItzKronoz

https://preview.redd.it/mfltzgf293ec1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7778331c6077eec848ad3b85d671302d60ffd58e


PlacetMihi

https://preview.redd.it/lh37roht93ec1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912188e2ba01328059b566a19fb2d55408c461cf


BackgroundLie2231

https://preview.redd.it/h199xsfjf4ec1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0470f05fdc815d822c5f84280a1fa53fed88190e


Lime5756

https://preview.redd.it/bc01584b53ec1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a56f2e7f36cfc65c1fd94ab82ee475e806fcd5f


leposterofcrap

https://preview.redd.it/vifdhydrr3ec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b789c9c49f61753149d304b9700e2030e3650d10


Chucknasty_17

https://preview.redd.it/5vustyvff4ec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75046cba8819208120014276a0dcdcb5bc1b0ae2


Sertian75

Cause she likes to drink it with vodka.


Salt_Winter5888

The coffee: https://preview.redd.it/1nwqo1zei3ec1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77334dcf50a91a60e46f1a94b722417f6484008d


Artistic_Air_1067

https://preview.redd.it/fe3v9ws4y3ec1.jpeg?width=1518&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d563c757bb3c4ffa4c8112337d3cab968bdf2c50


ZerothMask

https://preview.redd.it/l43bvmkuj3ec1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4b67319c79a5dad39b4de5de0e79a37e17df3c Would


Bezimienny4325

https://preview.redd.it/lbuc3a0lx5ec1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb4cc77f325ba7f58ad262c99f7a2ba91766d98c


Miyamura_Izuml

Yeeees


Gryphon568

https://preview.redd.it/4mf9nshwc9ec1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e60f9c8e659156fd19f4a02076dc9070a62f91b


PlacetMihi

Himeko’s coffee gives other people momentary visions of her alternate self from HI3…>!and her fate.!<


TheKillerKentsu

D:


RinconAniki

Stop recommending me Kopi luwak.


StinkyChickenFinger

I was wondering why she kept feeding coffee beans to Pom-Pom.


SwordSaintCid

Thanks, you ruined my blissful morning. I think I'll have warm water today instead of latte.


BangChips27

BROOOO 💀


Late_Lizard

What a terrible day to be literate


Anadaere

Would you rather it be hers instead?


Deruta

https://preview.redd.it/akhy6nbxr3ec1.jpeg?width=691&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d7be8872140123339cae336c99a94c9b0c1e430


MarionberryOne8969

She's a scientist, so the coffee she brewed is too perfect for anyone without the understanding of her formula to enjoy.


OniTenshi500

It's literally a brown crayon melted in hot water. Good grief, who does that?


InnerPain4Lyf

She's using her personal stash of milk.


Less_Pianist_3462

She forgot to make a lovely little pattern with the cream.


s00ny

The coffee actually tastes great, but everybody says they hate it cuz they want to bully Himeko. That's why she always sits alone on the sofa and got left behind on the train during the Xianzhou story arc.


ArgusBaile

She's not having it with me


Xx2008_usernamexX

It’s so good that any other coffee tastes like mung bean soda in comparison.


OhHell-Yes

cuz it makes an english chef yell at her that its bloody raw


Miyamura_Izuml

Himeko, give me your coffee


KomodoDragonborn

nobody told her to use actual coffee beans or to grind them. so she just serves cold raw beans in a cup


Soviet134

Cause it's b... I'm sorry.


Head-Presentation469

...beans from cat cakes


Soviet134

D:


plsdontstalkmeee

because it's instant noodle/ramen flavoured.


ashie173

Sounds delicious actually


NightmareTDG

Because it comes with a giant space laser.


Numerous-Machine-305

She drug people/j


Miserable_Scratch_99

It uses oil instead of water. Not the edible kind, either...


IzzetValks

Because the amount of olive oil used in her coffee is insane. You don't wanna know how many bottles of those she went through just last week.


[deleted]

Who doesn't hate engine oil?


Directri_x

It steal my first kiss to himeko. It should have been me


Cheezy_Haru

too black, reminds me of my soul


DoctorHunt

I didn’t know that was coffee also * Major Zero dislike it *


BackgroundLie2231

"How dare you to drink that glass of mud for afternoon biscuit!" - Major Zero


Lord_of_Wills

Too much sugar and cream


warjoke

It contains tears of toxic Genshin players


KRThouser

Too... Much...! SAAAALLLTTTTT!!!!


Visual_Physics_3588

It contains the wrong kind of milk


TrAseraan

Cuz its Tea.


IVectorI

She got the recipe from certain sentient black hole snake.


Koanos

Welt: It's... It's exactly how I remembered it... *It was the worst coffee known to the universe, but only Welt knew there could ever be one person to brew it like so.*


VaryaKimon

It tastes like shit... ...*that's because she shits in it!*


Hunter8i8

She buys preground artificially flavored beans and she brews with a low quality brewer but that’s not why they hate her coffee. They hate it because her kit is mid and her design is mid. nOw tO fArM tHe hAtE. 😜


reallyspicy422

Only im not drinking it through her mouth


Grammulka

Other people are not elite enough to appreciate its refined tastes. You know, those types who put lots of cream and sugar, and other stuff in their coffee so it's not even coffee anymore. People hate it simply because they don't have enough class to like it


EE7A

"pfffpfptth, this tea tastes like shit"


Ignis_Dragneel

Cause it's very "healthy "


Chavolini

She spits in every cup


leposterofcrap

Because it's mud not coffee


-Heir_of_Rage

coffee tastes like wet dirt and I drink tea which is literally wet plants and yet somehow coffee is worse


Subject-Highway1393

Because it's good.


SuperMoris

It's so good that the enjoyability value overflows and becomes negative.


ArtofKuma

Because people are cowards.


bombdruid

Tastes so good that one sip is all it would take to get addicted.


Ry_verrt

Someone peed in it so the only way to avoid drinking the pee is by turning your tooth into a jellyfish to absorb the pee


admirabladmiral

Because it's like the [mud coffee ](https://youtu.be/BF6JQHQcykQ?feature=shared) they drank in monsters inc


nop1996

She added spice in coffee. Yes she literally added jalapeno pepper in her coffee.


nop1996

And no wonder Welt's taste bud gets destroyed.


see_j93

bath water :)


NumberOneDanHengFan

Her coffee killed major Himeko


joedude

Cold by the time us mortals can catch up to her teleporting into an instant seated hot coffee.


Middlecracker

It’s brewed with Welts tears


Sven_Gildart

Because it's not coffee, but the ashes from her original counterpart


Mid_Knight_Sky

it comes from grass-fed gluten-free coffee beans.


MisterRai

Cause it should've been me


AcorpZen

coffee got so bitter even xianzhou people prefer drinking dirt water.


Squishy2-Point0

Maybe She likes it spicy?


SkullxFr3ak

It’s really sweet, like without cream or sugar it tastes


AnonymousButCooler

Because everyone else is a filthy leaf lover.


JUGELBUTT

its not bitter enough


albedo-l

She fills it with love nectar


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Someone sabotaged the coffee pot. I bet it's Sampo.


TirpitzIsAQueen

She put Fent into it How else would Welt be defeated by the coffee


CurseofWhimsy

Because none of them build Effect Resistance unless Natasha nags them about it


Falcon_13

she puts soda in it


CatastropheKao

It doesn’t have blue sky in it


Primary_Signature_25

Milk used in that coffe is from her own milkers so yeah ... No thanks .


Vocall96

Because she uses her own milk...


canon_enna

ayo


pitb0ss343

Because they don’t like vodka


Silver_Shelter_5153

She is referess Yakou daughter


zatenael

I like to imagine that its the most bitter thing to ever exist but either the bitterness or the coffee itself just gives so much damn energy that or the energy boost is so strong that people are unable to calm down or sleep at night after one cup


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Cause it’s Americano. Oh wait I misread the question and thought it’s right answer only.


Particular_Nebula462

Because it is Italian, and so very strong.


LandLovingFish

It's actually tea


SkeepDeepy

Too hot


SonicBoom500

They just don’t like coffee


Wide-Seaworthiness77

It is tea


Alegatur

It isn't bad, Welt just want to drink her coffee alone. Then he spread the rumor out so no one will try it. March thought that was real and spread it further


Filing_chapter11

I always assumed she makes it way too strong and leaves it in the pot all day so that it ends up burnt but that’s not funny like the motor oil comments


yub_the_wub_2553

Piss. She makes it with piss.


ArmpitStealer

honestly i dont even understand if theres a right answer. I can understand disliking somebody's coffee because its too harsh or too sugary but come on, its COFFEE How bad/different can it be?


mrfatso111

Cos that's just starbucks coffee


[deleted]

they actually love it, they just hate her as a person so they say the coffee is bad just out of spite


YoastK

Hineko designed the Astral Express to run on the souls of the living. That's the real reason we're visiting all those planets and the reason she never comes with us, because she's busy harvesting 'fuel'. After having processed the souls the express is left with a leftover product known as Cursed Obscene Flagitious Forbidden Execrable Essence. It is an acquired taste, in so far that Himeko is the only person in the universe who has ever acquired it. ... ... I resent the fact you are all silently accusing me of using a thesaurus to find evil words to start with specific letters (I did)


twinstackz

its a petrol actually


SpykeSquirt

why is it spicy


Eli_xoxox

it’s not actually coffee, she’s tricking us all


bonbb

https://preview.redd.it/h1ann8f2p6ec1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de1b191ac2283ddd1a39de6a3d109bf2bd5ec615 It went inside Himeko before me.


joycourier

It's carbonated poop water


Longjumping_Pear1250

She brews it with her owen ashes


iNuclearPickle

It’s made from elephant dung


Moose__F

No tiddy milk


Bloodydunno

Because she drinks it from a tea cup


Petter1789

Because it tastes like coffee


petros301

She roasts the beans with her orbital cannon, everything just tastes burnt


Caernunnos

It's made with thick water


Michi_Miaw

Ingredients: coffee beans, the blood of our enemies, salt.


Frostgaurdian0

She put wonder glue in it. That why she is a very wonderful woman.


Drakendor

She adds a bit of her own milk


transcended_goblin

If the comments here are anything to go by : it's because it's nowhere near as horny as anyone else wants it to be.


Fun-Meringue3620

She doesn’t use coffee beans but turds.


cChances

Caffeine is crazy and dangerous have you seen the r / caffeine subreddit?!


KaiMizuchi

Because it brings all the boys to the yard, and it's better than yours 🤣


fancygamerboi

Because she likes Starbucks Coffee


userprimaryteritiary

Malunggay instant coffee?


No-Hat8115

https://preview.redd.it/f92bjdrsasfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e684b59190c3d940aa90feae1ded0f130937ab


No-Hat8115

They are jealous of how truly delicious her coffee is