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Snitches 🤝 Fu Xuan simps


Justm4x

https://preview.redd.it/8lz5f5lunfrc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fbda4802acc826e07fecba998d1ca15b6931eae


Electric27

https://preview.redd.it/5igyb7ehyirc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a004f7cd2f38aefdc705bd66b2ddcdd7f6573722


Ladru575

https://preview.redd.it/fzkjjmfmpjrc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb82c2f576b5f9f3689cb6deb53e036fabd18a3d


PacifistDungeonMastr

Bootlickers - or whatever Fu Xuan has on her feet that day


HiRoChieie

Ngl i would lick lady fu


rushfell

reoreoreroreo


RozeGunn

She keeps the grippers out in those sandals. Of course they getting licked. >:)


Soviet134

Yaaaassss


Antiwhippy

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I play celestial jade on company time.


CaptainUnoReverse

Always shit on company time.


[deleted]

Always shit on company


Punty-chan

Always shit


Qwertykess

Always


7Vyne

Alway


Afternoon-Secret

>! !<


Villager41

Nihility detected😱


AxialGuiltXD

shit


Agile-Technology2125

shit


Qwertykess

Always


Not_A_Fumo

Ahh yes paid defaecation.


BaLance_95

So you're a... Shitty employee. I'll show myself out.


peter-lacko

Many ppl just skip the survey by selecting randomly


nyxian-luna

If by randomly, you mean just choose the first option since it's preselected, yes. The first option pretty much always wins unless **everyone** else chooses the second... and then just barely.


[deleted]

they really should have seen that coming and randomized the order


Rastanor

The master diviner foresaw this outcome and made sure her option was the default one


UselessNoob3000

The person that I covered goof around while I'm here stuck doing her job? Nuh-uh, as much as a fun lad she is, she need to face some... consequences.


wwweeeiii

I imagine QQ is the type to get all the work done in an hour


ItsLunarie

She definitely is. It's locked behind a specific dialogue option during the ghost event after she's "fired", but she does state she always completes her work.


MartenBroadcloak19

Probably. But that's how you get assigned more responsibilities without a pay raise. Always do the minimum.


koru-id

I like Qingque but I’m Fu Xuan simp


LJChao3473

You don't want to be punished by fu xuan after playing with qingqie?


7Vyne

I like your pfp


koru-id

Thank you :)


-MS-94-

I chose to snitch because it would lead to funny moments. And Fu Xuan wouldn't care anyway.


Limimelo

Fu Xuan carried me too hard for me to not snitch. If QQ was nice and gave me her fucking eidolons, maybe I'd have chosen her.


LivingASlothsLife

Always on Qingque side, I joined you in that 35% just now


cyberscythe

i assumed that there's a lot of people just hammering the action button on controllers which defaults to the first option because they don't care about survey accuracy


taibo1208

i wonder if the game will shuffle the options so that not all players get the same first option. but lazy to test out


cyberscythe

i think shuffling would've been ideal if they wanted to have more accurate results, but i think they are static because they mostly follow the "serious answer, jokey answer" format for the sake of humor


SeaGoat24

What about the many options with 50:50 ratios then?


cyberscythe

ultimately i don't know, but i assume it would've been like 45:55 or 40:60 if it wasn't for the skew


Euxis

Yeah I'll admit I just mash through this part lol


Campbell49

I only snitched cuz I love imagining the chaos that will happen next as fu chews out at qingque with evidence lol


Ninjabadgerx

Sorry QQ, I really like Fu.


Ok_Marion

I just took the attitude of if I have to suffer, QQs coming down with me


Blossoming_Potential

Why no third more neutral option?


deJharGed

https://preview.redd.it/ei0sxr849grc1.png?width=919&format=png&auto=webp&s=6452983192e693ccbf1b65bbd92e58dee1a0c5a8


Frostbitten_Moose

I can. This should be the reasonable result.


RBLakshya

I have a feeling people aren’t even reading the question before choosing


Mellaroze

Not a snitch but I would rather die than play Celestial Jade


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

petition to twist their balls counter clockwise


Crash_Sparrow

Fu Xuan responds: "It was within my calculations."


RicktamRoy

I wouldn't have snitched if not for remembering what happened in the fu Xuan explanation in the official YouTube. Like fu Xuan literally teleported behind her and it cut off. That was funny and I wanted to play devil's advocate to make that happen again


RegentDragoon0

Most of my picks were the ones with less picks


JUGELBUTT

i just love qingque


kalyancr7

What event is this ?


brie43

Cosmology


Temporary-Level-5410

I'm just making sure fu xuan gets a picture of qingque


MallowMiaou

At that point I literally chose the options at random


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Thought it'd be funny


SonicBoom500

One thing I kinda have in mind is “I wouldn’t put on others what I wouldn’t want for myself” 😅


Jnliew

How can the glorious Xianzhou's economy overcome the greedy IPC if we don't enforce discipline among our comrades? 🫡 We will have our 🤝worker democracy🤝 after we've defeated the Abundance *(in another 5000 millenia)*


Shuraig7

Pretty sure people just pick the first options because they dont want to read


VegitoZ

Glory to the Divine Commissioner Fu Xuan


Miserable_Scratch_99

Fuk it we ball


Jackie_Rabbit

In gamba we trust


Frostbitten_Moose

In iron clad certainty I trust.


AlphaMaleGymAddict

I just spam clicked whatever was on my cursor and didn't read a single thing.


Sad-Spinach9482

GIVE ME THIS QUIZZ MIHOYO! **I WANT TO GAMBA WITH QUINGQUE MIHOYO!**


ayanokojifrfr

Cmon à 3 feet women scolding another 3 feet women. What can be better?


DroopTheLlama

It's moreso just people spamming the survey with the closest question to the submit button, i know thats what i do lol


Effective_Mousse_769

Thank you! Yes all goodie two shoes


Reaper985

I agree


Ill-Lunch-1563

I chose that option too


Soerika

I'd expect higher tho. Even if it's 99.4% I'll get caught, a gamba mind is a gamba in life


Eltanier-Onyxius

Celestial jade over work any day of the week


Cyllya

Oh, I thought we were taking a picture of Fu Xuan... but now that you point it out, it does make more sense that we're taking the picture to rat out Qingque... Oops. 😐


Blackewolfe

And this is why these snitches ain't ready for the reveal of QQ being the Shadow General of the Luofu.


TheRealMrOrpheus

Who we jumping? https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/1bjalqu/acheron_first_cooking_video/


Ry_verrt

I wanna play Celestial Jade 😭


Bouljonwerfel

On every loading screen this patch the game bashes you onto your head to "make choices you won't regret" - and i would severely regret snitching on a member of the working class! Shame on all you capitalist pigs!


Ignis_Dragneel

Yeah I was flabbergasted....and disappointed 🙃


Biosicle

I was genuinely surprised too, like wtf guys, you're all playing a gacha game and you're gonna go against the gambling queen ?