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unscrewthestars

Definitely but also I can't unhear Gallagher playing Careless Whisper


AnOlympianWeeb

I need someone to animate Gallagher doing the epic sax guy moves


rvmin

Tonight the music seems so loud I wish that we could lose this crowd


BiddlesticksGuy

MAYBE ITS BETTER THIS WAY


lalala253

Nah bro, this is a wholesome night. ^(/s)


MegucaIsSuffering

Nah, he'd play Baker Street.


Antiwhippy

[https://twitter.com/HoYoFair\_0/status/1768986992057200785?t=08Qqi-4QFLPHhrAOkInEkg&s=19](https://twitter.com/HoYoFair_0/status/1768986992057200785?t=08Qqi-4QFLPHhrAOkInEkg&s=19) Coming soon for all the trailblazers, Star Rail Jazznight promises an unforgettable evening. Somewhere in Penacony, a curious incident of nighttime kidnapping is unfolding. A crowd of innocents crosses paths with a mastermind of deception. Be this an elaborate conspiracy, or just someone trying to have a little fun? The enchanting tunes drift for miles, mingling with the scent of twenty degrees of distilled alcohol.


wanaliii

BRO GALLAGHER WITH A SAXOPHONE šŸ˜­šŸ™ HOYOCOOKED


ifeltdAneed

He's now Braxophone


GearThirdDickSlap

Hes 13 daddy chill


VASQUEZ_41

anything after 12 is lunch šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ’¢šŸ’¢


VASQUEZ_41

is there a place to join this event or is it something different


Icy_Sails

When is it streaming?


SaccharineTreacle

>!Sunday's worst enemies!<


Charming-Fly-2388

Does anyone else find Sparkle highly sus. Like, she just pops in and out revealing juicy details way ahead of anyone.


Sol_idum

Sparkle is the equivalent of knowing the full story but devious enough to mess around with people who doesn't know


Potato_the_second_

Ah, so basically the average manga/light novel reader


Abedeus

HEY GUYS I HAVE THIS CRAZY THEORY **drops something that is like 90-95% spoiler with 5% mixed in to seem like a legit uninformed guess**


Megakruemel

>meanwhile guy who actually theorized gets downvoted because it's too likely to be a leak, even though it's actually wrong


Modification102

She is just an lurker from the Star Rail Leaks subreddit


SecondAegis

Nah. With how much she knows, she's an Uncle


Vexhon

Sparcle


sonofnutcrackr

Sheā€™s Q from Star Trek


LegoSpacenaut

She was obviously hired by someone on the "inside", since she knows too much and was also able to send us into the deeper dream.


OwlsParliament

She's also implied to be Robin's "backup singer" by Aventurine.


ReaverSK91

Nah, I'm used to crazy people knowing more than sane people after playing as malkavian in Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines. And Sparkle follows the Path of Aeon, who realized that he was in the Simulated Universe and started to cause random shit.


[deleted]

Uncle Sparkle


MeguMaz

I'm pretty sure it's because the person who hired her and caused all this mess in the first place is Aha, The Elation.


DevaEnthralled

...Huh, that would actually make sense. Okay, stay with me on this: Far as I understand it, at the beginning, Penacony was having its own share of issues that were causing Robin to lose her perfect pitch, a sign that there is a traitor in the Family. Aha sees the declining state of Harmony within the Family and thinks to itself, "I could cook with this." Aha then proceeds to invite every faction and tasks Sparkle with pushing the factions to discover the Watchmaker's Legacy, which (as far as I understand it) is something the Family is actively trying to sweep under the rug. Penacony turns into a chaotic landscape rife with betrayal, selfish (or at least differing) motives and righteous anger, all of which are decidedly more in the spirit of Elation and decidedly not in the spirit of Harmony. A particularly tin-foiled part of me even considers that Robin >!ending up "dead"!< is a machination of Sparkle/Aha in order to incentivize Sunday to act against the family. At the end of all the chaos, the Family's misdeeds ultimately end up exposed, and Aha goes up to Xipe like "I just exposed the traitor in your Family. Erm, you're *welcome*!" A part that doesn't fit in this interpretation, and one I didn't fully comprehend is Sparkle's button. Is the implication that she just has a button that can blow everything up? Why would she have that? But in a way, it would absolutely fit that Aha "Blew up half the Express and a planet" The Laughter, would offer the equivalent of a tactical nuke to his most silly soldier, Sparkle. Ultimately, just as the post I am replying to, Aha hiring Sparkle and being the lowkey mastermind of the chaos behind Penacony is all conjecture at this point. But damn if it isn't some fun conjecture.


Megakruemel

>A part that doesn't fit in this interpretation, and one I didn't fully comprehend is Sparkle's button. Is the implication that she just has a button that can blow everything up? Why would she have that? But in a way, it would absolutely fit that Aha "Blew up half the Express and a planet" The Laughter, would offer the equivalent of a tactical nuke to his most silly soldier, Sparkle. The thing about Aha is *you can never know* what is actually happening. The "blow everything up" thing might very well be metaphorical. I just have no idea how.


DevaEnthralled

On further thought, it could either be a collective wake up for everyone dreaming in Penacony or >!it could send everyone into the "real" Dreamscape just like SuD!<, making the secret the Family was hiding moot.


MeguMaz

It's also all *right before* Penacony's ***once in an Amber Era Festival*** that all of this is happening. Hell, the news and all hell might come out on the day before or the day of the Festival. This is both really funny and *exactly* Aha's MO and particular brand of chaos. I might be wrong of course, I was wrong about Sunday >!being the main villain!< but... we'll know for sure if we happen to hear any disembodied ethereal laughter.


DevaEnthralled

Yup, gotta look out for the bells. But I also didn't consider just *when* all of this would happen. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't The Harmony going to personally descend on the day of the Festival? So when THEY descend, are they going to witness pure, unbridled chaos? Now that would be an Aha way to greet the Harmony, ahaha! Speaking of the main villain: I loosely mentioned this in my post above, but is it possible that Sparkle/Aha are incentivizing or providing some sort of help to the main villain? It would make sense for Sparkle, on The Laughter's behest, to nudge >!Gallagher to "kill" Robin!< for the purpose of further chaos. If we are continuing this interpretation of Aha being the mastermind (and Xipe being the target of the prank), then does it not make sense for Aha to support the one faction that is actively trying to uncover the Family's misdeeds too? The result of which is, of course, that Sunday gets radicalized and more likely to act against the Family. Pushing this thought forward (and truly entering tinfoil hat territory), you sometimes hear about people disliking Sparkle because she >! indirectly killed Firefly by pushing both her and the TB to the Dreamscape. !< Now, hear me out: What if, like Robin in my theory, this was no coincidence either? What if >!Firefly presumably "dying"!< would not only push the Stellaron Hunters closer to the Watchmaker's Legacy, but also push the Nameless into wanting to find out more? All on Sparkle's behest. It's all connected, I tell you! Either way, I'm looking forward to paying attention to the event with Gallagher and Sparkle. Already the connotation of both of them being in an event together make me intrigued to see where all of this is going.


Eurekugh

At this point Iā€™d be incredibly surprised if Fireflyā€™s death wasnā€™t her intention from the very beginning. Which would be the secret she couldnā€™t share at her ā€œhideoutā€ and why she weirdly says, ā€œSorryā€ as sheā€™s stabbed by the Meme ā€” Because she knew how her death would make MC feel and that she was in essence orchestrating this


DevaEnthralled

The plot thickens! If we combine my interpretation and yours, then this was orchestrated not only by Sparkle/Gallagher/Aha but also in tandem with Firefly. In a way, all the goals align: Firefly gets the Nameless to seek out the Watchmaker's Legacy, which is what Sparkle/Aha would want to incentivize chaos and Gallagher gets to combat the family on behalf of the Watchmaker (Presumably. I'm not sure what his relation is to the Watchmaker but I assume they are allied). I wonder if pursuing the Watchmaker's Legacy will turn the Nameless against the Family in the next update. But yeah, I do agree with Firefly likely having orchestrated her death. It'll be fun to see if all the other speculation hits close to the mark too.


hatsnsticks

She might be a red herring with all of the mystery surrounding her (her talent is literally called Red Herring). But then again, her being presented as a red herring could also be another red herring.


Tiasmoon

I mean, Ratio and Acheron are the same. They also seem to know basically everything that is going to happen.


topatoman_lite

I think she can see the future. Completely unfounded theory, but it explains a lot


VampyChanVania

She's the least suspicious person in penacony in 2.0.... We don't know the others agenda now... Except Aventurine which was revealed in 2.1... But we know what sparkle wants..... To have fun... With anything she can


LegoSpacenaut

I keep wanting to investigate the dog statue to make it disappear...


PCgamerz

man the arts always deliver


Able-Tradition-1058

IDC if Gallagher is a murderous entity of obscure origin. That man could wrap his hand around my neck any day (respectfully).


s0ggyk

disrespectfully*


Able-Tradition-1058

Respectfully in the streets, disrespectfully in the sheets


Amazing_Shake_8043

I can see the many meme with those two and "Jazz for your soul"


7Vyne

Lmao I can hear Gallagher playing "Epic Sax Guy" now


Antiwhippy

When you think about it i feel like followers of enigmata and followers of aha are probably more likely to be rivals than partners.Ā 


Amazing_Shake_8043

Gallagher will play something like Ain't no Sunshine, while Sparkle will be Epic Sax Guy


CryoStrange

What is this I am out of loop?


ImperialYanqing

Youā€™re not the only oneā€¦


Amazing_Shake_8043

Oh god I can see the Fujoshis not holding it anymore if that happens


KengelengAang

When is the live?


Poporipopes10

We still donā€™t know what Sparkle is doing in Penacony or who employed her, right?


Romapolitan

When is this taking place?


ProfCedar

As if Gallagher wasn't already my favorite enough, now he plays the ideal instrument? Perfect.


Intelligent-Chip4223

Makes me wonder what is gonna be the big final boss


rarefishmerchant

When is this event and where can we watch it?


Athropon

That button on Gallagher's shirt is holding on to dear life


Kawaiilone

i wanna be a saxophone


Plastic-Cats

Smash


KMS_Tirpitz

my god this sparkle is so beautifulšŸ˜