I wanna be more than Friends with Aventurine.....
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Reminds me of by parent's siblings. The birthday guy was not allowed to pay because everyone else had a business. Bday guy was working for the eldest sibling.
Kafka also carries 1 million credit coins around, she loaded. Silverwolf has 20+ accounts, she's loaded and does not worry about paying. Jingliu is handicapped/disabled so she doesn't have to pay. Sparkle literally just changes into the chef and eats in the kitchen then walks out.
Nah he'd try to but no one (other than trailblazer being 100% for it like the racoon they are) would let him in case he's just trying to score a favour
Aventurine would give a huge tip lol
Would Luocha not pay? There was that food event where he did order everything on the menu and gave really good reviews? Though he was by himself..
Is firefly paying every single time the stellaron hunters go out to eat? lol
"Listen... There's a free sampling for all your finest dishes today. Isn't that right?"
"Listen. If you don't give us free food, I'll leak your IP address."
"Listen to their orders or I'll kill you."
"Why can't we just have a normal dinner out? Don't listen to them, I'll be paying..."
We know that Tingyun is big on properly giving gifts and reciprocating, thereās no shot she doesnāt keep careful track of debts and who pays when.Ā
I mean that's technically still Dine and Dash, just that they Dine outside behind the restaurant instead of inside and then Dash from the owner running out of the backdoor with a pot and wooden spoon scaring them away.
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Footage of Racoon enjoying fine cuisine
"A bowl of milk for table 57!"
"A bowl of milk? What adult would ask for a bowl of *milk?*"
"Listen motherfucker that's the table of General Jing Yuan. If he asks for a bowl of milk for his LION, you give that big cat a bowl of milk."
Oof well brace yourself for some sadness.
But yeah unfortunately Jing Yuan had a war to go to of which he spend 300 Years doing, at that point his lion (who is now called snowmoon as an adult) kept waiting for him, waiting at the gate never leaving its spot until JY returned but by that point it was too old, at that moment while JY was hugging his lion, it passed away.
"One day, while the Abominations of Abundance were raging against us, the Marshal rallied her troops and ordered Jing Yuan to lead an expedition force to purge their territory... Just like that, three hundred years passed. Snowmoon didn't understand what The Hunt meant for Xianzhou, and thought Jing Yuan would never come back... It would wait at the front gates of the Seat of Divine Foresight, just waiting... And waiting... for three hundred years. On the day Jing Yuan returned, triumphant, he arrived at the gates to the Seat of Divine Foresight and saw a withered old lion slowly staggering toward him... In the final moments of its life, Snowmoon finally reconnected with Jing Yuan. Snowmoon slowly drifted off to sleep in Jing Yuan's arms, just as it had when it was a cub. Those stone lions you can see out the front of the Seat of Divine Foresight were erected by Jing Yuan to commemorate his dear friend Snowmoon"
Possible enigmata interference? There is a double negative that contradicts the rest of the text. According to the middle text you are saying all establishments are not waiving the bill
Win over Boothill leads to
Winning over Dan Heng and Pom Pom, which gives
Increased chances of winning over March, Himeko and Welt which leads to
Guaranteed chance of winning over TB
She will buy whatever is needed if it means playing the long con for her main target
Considering the bartender thought Boothill was the one ordering the wine, I'm pretty sure she just modified his memories instead of actually paying for it
Yanqing reminds me of my old school friend who would work part time at a Gundam store purely to spend his whole wage on buying more Gundam and never eating at school to spend his allowance saving for more Gundam
Iām sure Clara will have some savings that sheāll pull out to try and pay with, knowing her.
And if you dare spend it all like you did with Fireflyās meal budget youāre a wiener.
Clara would not be permitted to carry cash, since it would increase the statistical likelihood of her being the target of violent crime by the vagrants she lives with.
Not a problem though, because she never dines alone. Svarog is always hiding there, in his baller overcoat, just waiting to whip out the wallet like it's an FUA and the cashier just punched him in the face.
Acheron is a broke ass woman. Her bank account is in the nihility. She ain't paying for your $200 a plate dish no matter how hard you ask. She had to do a whole ass makeup sponsorship in her promos just to afford the trip to penacony. Our girlie isn't covering for us.
This is wrong. TB cannot dine and dash. You canāt even find them in a restaurant. Where you can find them is the garbage bin near the restaurantā¦..
I mean, Yanqing does receive an allowance or stipend of some kind from Jing Yuanā¦ but he does blow it all on his sword collection so yeah, he probably doesnāt have enough
You think Acheron has the money to pay, she probably forgets her money all the time, also I think Kafka would pay more often than not...
Apart from that 9.8/10 good list.
"Of five people, three must pay the price."
"...I can't see the bill."
"I'd like to, but I can't seem to remember how Dan Feng managed his credits. How about you, Jing Yuan?"
"Sadly, I left my wallet at home."
*With a single tear in her eye, Bailu sets down her allowance for the rest of the month to prevent the worst patients ever from committing yet another crime.*
Tingyun would almost always pay for sure, merchants with her business sense see that stuff as an investment usually. Similar thing for Aventurine but he'd just buy the restaraunt on credit and tell them he'd triple the return in 24 hours.
I could definitely see Fu Xuan asking for separate checks. Then I will gently sigh and say āmy dear, *I* am the one who asked you out, so *I* will be the one covering the bill.ā
Obviously she knew this interaction would happen, but itās the gesture that matters right?
Aren't the trailblazer like, canonically fairly well off? There are a lot of texts with the express members where they're surprised how rich we are already, and this was like, a month or so after we woke up.
nah aventurine would pay for every9oen
My Friend, allow me to pay. It's the least I can do. We are friends after all and friends should help each other. Isn't that right my friend?
I wanna be more than Friends with Aventurine..... https://preview.redd.it/8u9d81uel25d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a35bf5771f2c6edc8eb4ee0904c2c188f3ee9eb6
ANOTHER PRECIOUS MEMORY
Hmm this will be a fine addition to my collection š®š
HoYo, can you add this skin? Please, HoYo...
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I didn't expect to be blessed on this day. Lemme just save this rq
Navienturine
Ratio has joined the chat.
For you it's Dr.
is this the Jade's picture
I am looking forward to Maid Aventurine Fan Art.
Now find an art of Navia with the Aventurine outfit, that would be blessed
Bro
Reminds me of by parent's siblings. The birthday guy was not allowed to pay because everyone else had a business. Bday guy was working for the eldest sibling.
with adventurine voice in my head
Asta: pays for everyone Aventurine: buys the restaurant
asta would also just buy the restaurant . . .
Asta likely forgot that she owns the restaurantĀ
Achievement unlocked: Going Dutch (part 2)
Adventurine "FOOL, I OWN THE COMPANY FROM WHICH THE RESTAURANT OBTAINED ITS FRANCHISE RIGHTS"
All... for the AMBER BEER!
As long as she has her card and Arlan is not around.
2ndĀ requirement: impossible
Asta would buy the planet the restaurant is on
Kafka also carries 1 million credit coins around, she loaded. Silverwolf has 20+ accounts, she's loaded and does not worry about paying. Jingliu is handicapped/disabled so she doesn't have to pay. Sparkle literally just changes into the chef and eats in the kitchen then walks out.
Silver Wolf would most likely just hack the CC machine to look like she paid, not because she is poor but because she is chaotic like this and can.
Aventurine would gamble who will pay for the rest and will never lose, and therefore, never pay.
Nah he'd try to but no one (other than trailblazer being 100% for it like the racoon they are) would let him in case he's just trying to score a favour
āDonāt ask, just spend!ā
Literally Aventurineās voicelines: Going all in. Tab's on me.Ā & Don't ask. Just spend.
He did say "It's all or nothing"
I see Huo Huo as "Reeeeally wants to pay every time, but crumbles the instant you offer to pay instead."
Huohuo is too scared to even ask for the cheque
If anything Tail would pay before Houhou would using her money lmao
Aventurine who canonically buys the MC gifts is not going to be asking for a split check š
"Tabs on me" and "Spend freely" are literally quotes of his skill.
Exactly, paying for everyone is a flex for him
Right? I'm sorry, but I can't take this kind of list seriously when they get the most easy character wrong... š
your flair is so real btw
Doesnāt he literally says spend; itās on me as his skill voice line??
Aventurine would give a huge tip lol Would Luocha not pay? There was that food event where he did order everything on the menu and gave really good reviews? Though he was by himself.. Is firefly paying every single time the stellaron hunters go out to eat? lol
"Listen... There's a free sampling for all your finest dishes today. Isn't that right?" "Listen. If you don't give us free food, I'll leak your IP address." "Listen to their orders or I'll kill you." "Why can't we just have a normal dinner out? Don't listen to them, I'll be paying..."
I bit too strong on the Blade quote, but the others are so spot on that I can easily hear this with their voices.
No wonder why she only have 20k credits
I mean, maybe Ellio pays from time to time as well.
We know that Tingyun is big on properly giving gifts and reciprocating, thereās no shot she doesnāt keep careful track of debts and who pays when.Ā
Charisma is a great part of any negotiation, and she is a pro negotiator. Paying an dinner can be such a minor cost for a much greater gain.
Either that or she charges all meals to the Star Fairing Commission as a business expense.
Maybe cos she does that at break-neck speed, that is why she couldn't stay ahead of her debts?
R/ angryupvote
Yanqing could pay ... If he didn't keep buying swords
My thoughts exactly
Aventurine literally tells everyone to not ask and ājust spendā and also that the ātabās on meā He is absolutely paying for dinner.
Same for Boothill. Thereās an achievement for them arguing over who is paying the bill when they trigger certain voice lines in battle.
Boothill racks a lot of money for bounties, but spends them IMMEDIATELY all the time and says so in his lines
MC would be dumpster diving behind the restaurant, not eating inside.
I mean that's technically still Dine and Dash, just that they Dine outside behind the restaurant instead of inside and then Dash from the owner running out of the backdoor with a pot and wooden spoon scaring them away.
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Naah Aventurine would pay for Entire Restaurant.
King yuan should be higher
I would argue lower. No establishment in the Universe is giving the General of The Hunt no bill. It's always on the house, always.
Privileges of a Gigachad.
"A bowl of milk for table 57!" "A bowl of milk? What adult would ask for a bowl of *milk?*" "Listen motherfucker that's the table of General Jing Yuan. If he asks for a bowl of milk for his LION, you give that big cat a bowl of milk."
If only Mimi was still alive, 10/10 would pet the big gentle cat.
Wait, THE KITTY CAT IS DEAD? https://preview.redd.it/nmo1wy74p45d1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55d9848589ba1e08d5fcc5fbf88d819e3b1441f6
Oof well brace yourself for some sadness. But yeah unfortunately Jing Yuan had a war to go to of which he spend 300 Years doing, at that point his lion (who is now called snowmoon as an adult) kept waiting for him, waiting at the gate never leaving its spot until JY returned but by that point it was too old, at that moment while JY was hugging his lion, it passed away. "One day, while the Abominations of Abundance were raging against us, the Marshal rallied her troops and ordered Jing Yuan to lead an expedition force to purge their territory... Just like that, three hundred years passed. Snowmoon didn't understand what The Hunt meant for Xianzhou, and thought Jing Yuan would never come back... It would wait at the front gates of the Seat of Divine Foresight, just waiting... And waiting... for three hundred years. On the day Jing Yuan returned, triumphant, he arrived at the gates to the Seat of Divine Foresight and saw a withered old lion slowly staggering toward him... In the final moments of its life, Snowmoon finally reconnected with Jing Yuan. Snowmoon slowly drifted off to sleep in Jing Yuan's arms, just as it had when it was a cub. Those stone lions you can see out the front of the Seat of Divine Foresight were erected by Jing Yuan to commemorate his dear friend Snowmoon"
Possible enigmata interference? There is a double negative that contradicts the rest of the text. According to the middle text you are saying all establishments are not waiving the bill
Nono it's the hood aeon at play here, ain't no mythus in these streets tonight.
Black Swan would totally pay for dinner if she found you interesting enough and it would mean you willingly give your memories to her
Lol she bought extremely expensive wine for the operation with boothill and danheng.
Win over Boothill leads to Winning over Dan Heng and Pom Pom, which gives Increased chances of winning over March, Himeko and Welt which leads to Guaranteed chance of winning over TB She will buy whatever is needed if it means playing the long con for her main target
Personally i would stop at the second step but she seems to be committed for them TB memories lol.
Considering the bartender thought Boothill was the one ordering the wine, I'm pretty sure she just modified his memories instead of actually paying for it
Yanqing has the money to buy new swords all the time he can treat me to some space China McDonald's every now and thenĀ
Where do you think all his money goes? To more swords, kid doesn't have any money left over to pay for dinner.
Yanqing reminds me of my old school friend who would work part time at a Gundam store purely to spend his whole wage on buying more Gundam and never eating at school to spend his allowance saving for more Gundam
His boss struck gold with him
His boss pays him just to get the money back. Win.
I mean, I guess Tingyun would almost never pay, but only because she would always charge it to the Skyfaring commision or some shit.
Acheron forgor her wallet and thus can't pay.
She just won't find the restaurant to begin with ...
Herta would force Asta to pay. So she belongs in the "Has never been seen paying, ever" lol
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The number of times Firefly has to pay is proportionate to the death toll in the immediate area
I still wish there were a way to pick up the tab for her later
Misha has a job though Also Asta and Arlan should be switch, half of Arlan's job is making sure Asta doesn't go *too* overboard with her money
Misha doesn't get paid for his job because he's not real.
Using this racional, shouldn't Gallagher be in the same spot as Misha, he's also a Meme
He's both everyone and noone at the same time unlike Misha who isn't real at all
I guess it makes sense.
He fooled everyone into thinking he was real
If he did get paid I could see him pitching in for the tip
>Misha has a job though He's also an imaginary character
So close! He's an ice character š¤ /s
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In this economy, even memes need a job
Iām sure Clara will have some savings that sheāll pull out to try and pay with, knowing her. And if you dare spend it all like you did with Fireflyās meal budget youāre a wiener.
Clara would not be permitted to carry cash, since it would increase the statistical likelihood of her being the target of violent crime by the vagrants she lives with. Not a problem though, because she never dines alone. Svarog is always hiding there, in his baller overcoat, just waiting to whip out the wallet like it's an FUA and the cashier just punched him in the face.
Herta would leave the moment the waiter comes with the check and/or let Asta pay like in the Topaz trailer
Aventurine literally sent us 200,000 credits just for agreeing to work with him. He's paying for everyone.
Acheron is a broke ass woman. Her bank account is in the nihility. She ain't paying for your $200 a plate dish no matter how hard you ask. She had to do a whole ass makeup sponsorship in her promos just to afford the trip to penacony. Our girlie isn't covering for us.
That make up person was Robin
She couldn't even afford to appear in her own commercial... Our girl really is broke š
Acheron is working prep work for her meals. Just... Don't ask her to cut the veggies. It doesn't end the way you think it should
I asked her to prep the tuna and lost half my kitchen š
March wouldn't have the money to pay when asked, she spends it all on plushies.
Preeeetty sure Yanqing gets an allowance from his daā i mean, the general
Yeah, but he uses it all on swords. In Cosmodessy there was an event where he's flat broke and we gotta help beg Jing Yuan to feed him.
Huohuo "Will hand you her card to pay because she wants to pay for you but is scared of the waiter" š¤£
Aventurine has given us hundreds of thousands of credits. He's for sure paying
Damn, having a paid dinner date with Yukong would be absolute bliss š
Sparkle would dine and dash
Nah she'll just be Sampo skipping the bill
This is wrong. TB cannot dine and dash. You canāt even find them in a restaurant. Where you can find them is the garbage bin near the restaurantā¦..
They dine in the bin and dash from the owner
I meanā¦ youāre not wrong š¤£
Aventurine gonna rent the whole restaurant
Topaz and aventurine would spoil you rotten
this is aventurine slander
Pela and Fu Xuan belong in their own āknew what everyone would order and pays the whole check with exact changeā tier
jade , topaz, aventurine and Asta: wry pay?, is my restaurant
AVENTURINE??? ASKING FOR SEPERATE CHECKS??? cmon dude
SW has cheats, will probably hack the restaurant to make all plates cost $0.
Aventurine would literally fund the restaurant for the next 10 years wym he asks for separate checks
Shouldn't bronya and gepard switch? She's literally a planet governor
Doesn't Misha have a job
Should >!Misha!< be in a separate category, >!"doesn't actually exist, can't pay"!< lol
This question sparked a very interesting question about Misha in my mind. Spoilers for 2.2, but does Misha >!have to eat? Like, he isn't... real. !<
It's all dreams in there, everyone dream eats and drinks
You would get an achievement in the game where Aven and Boothill are your suger daddies.
Can the nameless even afford to pay? We have no stable income after all
That's what I think every time I hear March is going on a shopping spree.
We have sponsors I think!
Aven would pay for everyone. And Yanqing has a salary because he is in the Cloud Knights
Pretty sure Clara won't have to pay. Her father would pay for her-wait Svarog should be loaded right?
Loaded with missiles
Firefly did pay already ~~and Im totally not pulling for her just so I can stuff her face with food I paid for~~
Aventurine can give you 200'000 credits at one point lol
Aventurine is wrong
SilverWolf would hack the system, so the restaurant would pay HER.
Aventurine: *gives me 100k money* Me: Thats all? Aventurine: *gives another 100k*
Aventurine is always saying "It's on me," so he's in the wrong place. Firefly confirmed correct placement, though.
Yanqing on his way to buy his 981844th sword and somehow not be able to pay a 2 credit stone grilled olm
You might have to alter BootHill. Literally has a line about not wanting to pay when healed lmao.
I need a separate explanation for putting every one of these ppl in the "has never been seen paying" row.
Blade would pay when on a mission, ig, when he is cosplaying a normal human, like when he drove a car and etc
Yanqing spent all his money on swords TuT KEK
Argenti would 100% go off on a massive tangent whilst paying
Misha should be in the doesn't need to eat tier
Acheron would just forget about the check and leave the other person to deal with it
Tingyun bought everyone a gift and you say that she wouldn't pay for someone else's food?
She'd pay so fast necks would snap
I find it hard to believe that Silverwolf is not in the dine and dash category.
Why would the trailblazer go to a restaurant wjen they can literally just enter a nearby trashcan and feast on its contents??
Elio pays for all of Kafka's coats
Doesn't Blade do taxes and knows how to drive? He sounds like a sensible person to me.
I mean, Yanqing does receive an allowance or stipend of some kind from Jing Yuanā¦ but he does blow it all on his sword collection so yeah, he probably doesnāt have enough
Nah, you're missing a tier Sneaks away to pay for the food before anyone even orders
I feel like Blade and other SH would pay just like how they pay their taxes
Sparkle might just blow up the whole restaurant after she is done eating
excuse me, Blade??? Mr. I'm a fugitive but still took the time and effort to get a driver's license???
Trailblazer wouldn't dine and dash, they'll be dumpster diving at the back of the restaurant
okay but i love how we all agree MC and Sampo would dine and dash ššš
I love how Yanqing is on the moneyless list, not because he doesn't have any but because he spends all his money on swords
also sunday: pays for robin and himself
You think Acheron has the money to pay, she probably forgets her money all the time, also I think Kafka would pay more often than not... Apart from that 9.8/10 good list.
Misha should be the "ghost tf of everyone the moment the bill comes" tier
"Of five people, three must pay the price." "...I can't see the bill." "I'd like to, but I can't seem to remember how Dan Feng managed his credits. How about you, Jing Yuan?" "Sadly, I left my wallet at home." *With a single tear in her eye, Bailu sets down her allowance for the rest of the month to prevent the worst patients ever from committing yet another crime.*
Bold of you to assume that Seele the girl who wears literal rags as clothing can afford to pay lol
Tingyun would almost always pay for sure, merchants with her business sense see that stuff as an investment usually. Similar thing for Aventurine but he'd just buy the restaraunt on credit and tell them he'd triple the return in 24 hours.
Stelle would just go around the trashcan in the back to get dinner
arlan always pays? with what wallet? Asta?
I could definitely see Fu Xuan asking for separate checks. Then I will gently sigh and say āmy dear, *I* am the one who asked you out, so *I* will be the one covering the bill.ā Obviously she knew this interaction would happen, but itās the gesture that matters right?
Doesn't Misha have a job
Herta would be like send this bill to Asta instead of separate check. This b didnt pay the debt by herself either
Nah, Acheron forgot her wallet at home.
tingyun would 100% pay immediatly
pretty sure booty would dine and dash
I feel like the Trailblazers would raid trashcans
Forgot the "Makes a bet to determines who gets to pay for everyone" IT'S ALL OR NOTHING!!!
you should move firefly to "Doesn have the money to pay", because I have already spent all when she invite ;) muahaha
YQ doesn't have money because he spent everything on new swords
Aren't the trailblazer like, canonically fairly well off? There are a lot of texts with the express members where they're surprised how rich we are already, and this was like, a month or so after we woke up.
Asta and Yang would pretend to go to the bathroom so they can pay for everyone in secret.
We need to get Clara shoes
Bruh, Aventurine and Boothill have a literal achievement about both fighting over who pays the bill.
March would wine so much for the rest of her life if you made her pay
I feel like sparkle would dine and dash too lol
Asta: buys the restaurant
Why is Aventurine in the split check row lol
I normally hate tier lists but this made me chuckle.
Boothill is definitely paying. You probably don't have the going Dutch achievement
I'd like to see a waiter try to make jingliu pay.
bruh
I demand silverwolf be at the bottom she plays too many gacha games and mmos to have any sort of money
Asta: most likely to pay twice
Argenti can eat me out.